Mass Murderer

[jemappellekait]

i love an axe murderer in a housecoat and matching pyjamas.

[Bloodshotshatterbone]

It's 1 in the morning. My eyes are burning, I have to get up early tomorrow but I can't stop watching Kids in the Hall.

[ProSimex]

He looks like a mass murderer

[DumberEveryTime]

This guy needs 17 more victims.

[5jerry1]

demented, twisted, and funny!

[Brando2600]

*he meets up with another mass murderer*

"Hey you're good at this!"

"Well I went to Harvard"

[Arkady3573]

I peed myself laughing!

[blindthrall]

And thus, Dexter was born. He's even eating breakfast.

[heavenlymush]

@goldust8 - no matter how old and gray he gets, Dave Foley will ALWAYS have an adorable babyface. I'd still hit it ;-) But then again, I'm 30... if you're a teenager I can definitely understand the revulsion

[goldust8]

i wish david foley could've stayed this young forever! so i could drool over him and not feel creeped out that he's old now... lol

[heavenlymush]

@goldust8 - no matter how old and gray he gets, Dave Foley will ALWAYS have an adorable babyface. I'd still hit it ;-) But then again, I'm 30... if you're a teenager I can definitely understand the revulsion

[amtimaka]

@heavenlymush I'd hit it. Over and over. lol

[goldust8]

@heavenlymush lol i appreciate your understanding, yes i'm nineteen, but jealous of you because your age gives you the advantage in this case =) at least there's one thing that appeals to any age: humour! and i am soo attracted =P

[1992bebe]

@heavenlymush I'm 18, but his age doen't bother me.

[mashetskih]

16 people have just finished ending a life in a senseless act of violence.

[FiswaT]

loved this show, its all classic now

[BROO666]

perfect

[fallbread]

ya the best lol

[xSinKittyx88]

That's the most adorable mass murderer I've ever seen!!

[Darkforce222]

Why is Dave always funniest when he's playing a friendly murderer/criminal/psycho? He's just so polite about it.

[Ruby09de]

@Darkforce222

your comment describes the fact perfectly :D

[blackflagnc]

One of Dave's best bits. A+

[nowaxtheory]

there is no such thing as a bad joke, just bad delivery. These guys were the kings of delivery. God Bless you, kids in the hall!!!!

[naqedchic]

HAHA..the mass part..no showboating folks!

[urbandenizen]

all work and no play makes jack a dull boy

[rickytr3y]

JOKES!

[RINI329]

This is one of their best skits in my opinion. Another favorite is Daddy Drank...also with Dave Foley. Guess he's always been my favorite KITH!! Even watched News Radio. Love how IFC is broadcasting KITH "Death Comes to Town"! God, they should put this show back on the air!!! They are still AWESOME.

[supersquabbit]

@RINI329 It's gonna start airing again on the comedy network sept.11

[softcelltainted22]

it's just... it's so perfect.

this is SUCH a typical KITH sketch. it's a stupid idea but in their hands it just works and it's hilarious. dave foley is fucking boss.

[widgetboy]

i think spree killing has to involve some travel.

[MetallicBill]

Juxtoposition contrasting the mundane with the bizarre... AKA News Radio! RIP! We miss ya crazy guys, and of course, are fallen comedic heros!

[Barmicash]

IMO Dave Foley does the best monologues on the show.

[essines]

that would be a spree killer.

[LCPStud]

Technically he is a serial killer.

A mass murderer is one who kills a bunch of people all at one time.

[corebare]

@LCPStud Wow. Thanks for the info. Let me guess...you are an accountant or in the physics game. Some type of just where you analyze mundane details and, when most people laugh at something really funny, you only fake laugh so no one will realize that you have absolutely no sense of humor.

[KAKASHIROCKS226]

he certaintly hit the nail on the head, here... i know exactly how he feels....

[TheNerdyCanuck]

I know I'm overanalyzing, but I gotta say it: he's a serial killer, not a mass murderer. To be a mass murderer, one has to kill 3 or more people AT THE SAME TIME. Not over a drawn out period of time.

[NixorX]

Foley is just perfect for this part. He cracks me up with every single line.

[Madcat151]

man i know what this guy is talking about it just get so tedious.

[theScytheofGod]

"it's mass part. The sheer volume of it." lol

[L4Dman14]

the middle tow murderer

[ErikMogan]

@L4Dman14 Middle TOE murderer.

[exenter2]

Why are so many female and homosexual men, viewers of this show?

[hungrymouths]

Because they like to laugh too?

[exenter2]

It feels like there are lot more of them than male (and not gay) viewers.

[jadger1871]

exactly right masterohumans, there will be more women watching a TV program because men go out and work, women stay home and cook

[masterohumans]

I said they're more gays and women than straight men, did you miss the gay part? And who says someone with a job cant watch tv?

[jadger1871]

it was a joke, I was agreeing with you, fuck you're dumb

[masterohumans]

It seemed like it but i did have two thumbs down so someone misread me (hopefully)

[spacecowboy5000]

I don't beleive in homosexuals or females, for that matter. They're just figments of our imagination. But I still loved this show.

[exenter2]

lol

[moviemonkeys]

@spacecowboy5000 So men give birth... fascinating theory.

[spacecowboy5000]

Oh no, not at all. Some dude we call "God" just drops them here and there.

[darthherky]

For the same reasons I watch....it's funny.

[Bolsheviky]

I wonder if the guy from the fort hood shootings thought this.

[OMGitsMarika]

I started cracking up as soon as he said "The difficult thing about being a mass murderer..."

[azngoku666]

so did the laugh track

[bluedragonlord29]

I love kids in the hall

[kingbotanical]

Edward....that's Ted Forrester to you.

[leela145]

this is probably one of my fave kith in the Hall monolgoues :D the timing is perfect :D

[rickyscot]

the type of murderer he is describing is a actually a serial killer. A mass murderer is someone who kills a bunch of people at the same time.

[PhargonProductions]

No, that's a "spree killer". Serial killers and spree killers are two types of mass murderers.

[superdooperpooper564]

like ted bundy

[AvengerJMV]

they used to call serial killers mass murders in the 80's

[SLAYERSWINE1]

The subtleness of the character reminds me of "Dexter".

KitH Rules !

[ac0891]

When Dexter came out, I thought of this old skit.

[doggypound1]

Dexter fucking rules.

Best show on TV in my opinion

And KITH is the best sketch comedy show next to Chappelle show in my opinion.

Mad tv and SNL can't even touch that shit

[Katalyzt]

Hahahahahahahaha!!! ★★★★★

[thenightprowleracdc]

hahahah share volume of murdering the second time is easssy hahahah

[Redead462]

Hilarious

[superdooperpooper564]

it's the mass part

[Nikouyeh]

I'm doing this monologue for auditions in my Drama class, it's great =D

[lunsj]

Record a video and upload it. I'd enjoy seeing it. Thanks.

[Ruby09de]

@Nikouyeh

wow you did? how great :) I wish, I'd live in an English-speaking country..so I would contemplate doing it as well :D

[sirfuzzyman]

If you can find it could you post the Skura the Gentle Shark clip. : )

[then00best]

hmm. i went over the comment limit and had to type the word. it said "slitcheist" which sounds like "slit chest"

[GoblinXXX]

This is the slitcheist sketch ever!

[heimlichkeit]

mmm sliced cheese

[bowellz]

All episodes are on the pirate bay -

Best comedy to come out of Toronto in years!

[Magestrix]

Foley gives one of the best deliveries ever. I mean the opening caught you off guard. Hahaha.

[tncookies]

Catching you off guard is the whole idea--that's what makes him so great at serial killing! You learn that from experience. Or so they say.

[flrocker93]

the only thing that could have made it better is if he had answered the guy and said "killing time."

[TheDozer5]

nah tahts overdoin it

[sirfuzzyman]

His delivery is perfect.

[Pinkaugust]

that was the best sketch ever!! XD Reminds me so much of Dexter, my favorite show!

[bereteando]

this one and the monkeys sketch: forever the funniests. "If I don't get a pizza here in ten minutes, I'M LETTING THE MONKEYS LOOSE!"

[JonathanLit]

"You gotta ask yourself who am I doing this for? Am I doing it for myself or for the press?"

fucking classic...

[charka7]

funny

[8pablos8]

i hate this fuckin audience laugh

[HankLandMan]

er, it's called taping in front of a live audience moron...

[8pablos8]

no shit?

..stupid fag

[HankLandMan]

No shit huh? Then why did you ask in the first place asswipe?

[8pablos8]

I havent asked in a first place you dumb blind fuck. I see that you really like this moron-sissy video beacause of yours amount of visits on this page. Go mute your mummy or something

[HankLandMan]

Boy you are a moron. You just insulted yourself, how many times have you commented? lmao, yeah...exactly. Go kill yourself please you worthless piece of shit. Thank you. ^_^

[8pablos8]

Worthless piece of shit is your mother who gave a life to such brainless cunt

[HankLandMan]

Good One!

So you're still coming back to say nothing worthwile huh? Just more sad attempts to insult lol. Again, you are worthless.

[8pablos8]

And again you are not aware of your gayness so go listen to Placebo and cry for your miserable life.

[HankLandMan]

You seriously complain about someone else replying when that's all you keep doing?

lol, "gayness," yet another searing comeback from a person with precious time on their hands.

[8pablos8]

Jesus, you really dont have anything to do you lame nolife? Anytime I see in my profile that you wrote another homo comment reminds of some motherfucker who sits on this fag sketch reloading page in precisely 5 minutes.

And the funniest thing is that you're trying to be smart but I have to say to you that's not working, so let your mummy finally read your baby book and go to sleep hankFagman

[HankLandMan]

Obviously you feel threatened because you keep replying back even when you tried to make fun of those that do reply. You can't have it both ways chief. You burned yourself.

Perhaps you can come up with a better attempt to insult than your gay and homo remarks. Oh wait, you aren't that clever, nvm.

[8pablos8]

Oh I see that your whole family is helping you writing that smart posts so I presume if you add IQ of every member of your family together it will be that clever huh?

[HankLandMan]

rofl, is the even English? As I said, you aren't clever enough to mount even a decent comeback. Nice try though and thanks for playing.

[feeblevil]

I've been watching this sketch since I was 12, and it's only gotten better, holding up over years when humor was lost and comedy has often fallen into a rut. absolutely classic dave. long live KITH!!!!!!!!

[EarlsAdventures]

ive been watching since im 4 *of course now im 12 but still*

[thefriendsociety]

is there anyway to get this clip without the laugh tracks?

[Toxicund3rground]

its not a laugh track, you used to be able to buy tickets to go. all the laughs are real

[Wallyboy567]

i miss kids in the hall so much..... mad tv is not as funny

[deaddogstwo]

Has anyone else ever noticed that Dave always played the murderers? He's the mass murderer here, he's the axe murderer, he's the gunslinger, he's the bank robber who shoots all his accomplices, I see a bit of a trend here.

[yellowstar537]

god he's so damn cute.

[cheesecake134]

Only Dave could pull this off so well. "I had just finished ending a human life in a senseless act of violence....Sometimes I think I really should go back to college."

[1994813]

The middle toe murderer

DAVES JUST TOOOO CUTE IN THIS SKETCH

lol

[OtsoOtsoEIGHT]

Dammit Dave! You're just too cute and seexxyy!

You can pull off anything like this!I LOVED your bad Doctor sketch,too!(Adorable and funny!!!!!!!!!!!)

[ORCA4312]

Yes, his bad doctor sketch is excellent. He's my favourite of the Kids. Great deadpan delivery.

Technically, he's a serial killer here, though. Not a mass murderer.

[OtsoOtsoEIGHT]

He makes the BEST Jerry Sizzler,too! Along with Jerry Sizzler!

And to be honest,he makes the perfect girl too! In one sketch I couldn't even tell that was Davey.

[ORCA4312]

Indeed. He's disturbingly convincing in drag.

[Load1Bongs1Not1Guns]

Have you seen Potato Salad?

[Okiebluesbabee77]

The bad doctor sketch was too funny. I remember laughing till I cried when I first saw it. Keeping urine samples in his fridge...hahaha.

[TheSpungos]

"The third time you get cocky, so you got to be careful". The smile on his face is priceless.

[tristram599]

CEST PLATE CETTE MERDE

[rjp203]

Dave's friendly babyface makes this skit that much better.

[itssti]

rofl

[Darkside444]

Murderously KiLLeR SKIT

[ElizaWard]

Wait a minute, he's not a mass murderer, he's a serial killer! How about: "The difficult thing about being a serial killer isn't so much the killing part, it's the serial part." But who am I to tamper with perfection? And this sketch is hilarious anyway.

[fuel]

I was just thinking that.

[cyfkilla]

Technically, he's resisting the temptation and fame of being a serial killer. Hence, the difficulty of the mass part.

[jerrysizzler44]

Only Dave could pull this off so perfectly.

[jerrysizzler44]

Only Dave could pull this off so perfectly.

[severeimplement]

"The 3rd time you start get cocky, so you got to be careful..."

HAHAHHAA I love all those Kids in the Hall Comedy Sketches

[lairdda1]

These posts make me wonder who the Real idiot is (or idiots are)! Awesome comments everyone!!!

[VespertineLascivious]

If you read the all of the responses in order, it is actually quite funny. The first person (0n3b1o0d) was just using nonsense as humour; after that, someone (xXAkridXx) claimed the first person did not understand satire, and then someone else (NinjaAssasin555) called that person an idiot.

[VespertineLascivious]

At this point the first person thought that NinjaAssasin555 was calling them an idiot, and thus began this foolish exchange of people explaining that this is "actually comedy", to no one! No one - at any point - thought that this was anything but comedy! The sheer idiocy of this has entertained me more than the video itself. Thanks idiots!

[fullmetal2405]

your commentary makes the whole thing ten times funnier.

[citykid1922]

Why are people not getting that this is comedy? I didn't know it was possible to be that dull.

[mattperrymma]

Damn, I can't believe that guy is just bragging about this without even hiding his face. I dont get why ppl are lauhing. I really hope the cops get this guy. He is dum because he will now probably get caught because of this.

[torgosassistant]

I agree with DeepRecon25...Dave Folley should pay you a visit to shove your own ignorance up your shallow ass.

[luchozepp]

awesome lol

[igg73]

HELL YEA DAVE FOLEY

another great sketch

[SporadicMovementz]

this is a lot like the "bad doctor" sketch Dave did.

thanks for posting it.

[Jahobeam]

Dave is always hillarious.

[0n3b1o0d]

why would a mass murderer like him talk about him self and make it look like its funny that hes killing people. this disgusts me. why is he not in jail if hes murdered so many lives?

[xXAkridXx]

You obviously don't understand satire.

[NinjaAssassin555]

It's a joke, and you're an idiot

[0n3b1o0d]

yeah im obviously the idiot eh... retard... who would think that i wasn't joking.

[DeepRecon25]

i still do. the way you put it without saying you were joking makes it seem like you were genuinely perplexed. why would you sarcastically question the point of the sketch? thatd be completely lame. but nice job trying to save face after its been brought to your attention that youre a dumbass.

[iamthedeus]

you're a moron

[lcozzarelli]

cosign

[69ColinniloC69]

wow... i cant believe someone would think this is real

[IcedCap430]

Wow...you really are dumb.

This guy (Dave Foley) is a comedian, he is now retired and I think he's the judge of the American version of Thank God You're Here.

[CptFreeze]

lol! Come on people, this guy isn't serious, haha!

[kelmac72]

You are insanely retarded. Sad human being. This is COMEDY. That's David Foley, he hasn't ever killed anyone, he's a COMEDIAN. Ever heard of it?

[WASrul]

dave foley HAS killed people. believe me, he HAS!

(just kidding, since a lotta people don't seeming to be get this)

[WASrul]

dave foley HAS killed people. believe me, he HAS!

(just kidding, since a lotta people don't seeming to be get this)

[kelmac72]

And what the hell are you doing looking up videos of mass murdering anyways, jackass?

[sexychula19]

your such a damn bone head lmao this is comedy from a comedy show called ''the kids in the hall'' he isnt a real murderer you idoit hes dave foley an actor look it up

[DeepRecon25]

im suprised youve lived long enough to figure out how to use a computer when youre that stupid. i wish dave would murder you.

[rockerpixie]

LOVE IT.

[northrunescaper]

me luv it , me think like him .. me green me ORC !

[AldenUpham]

Dave always looked twelve years old...

Awesome sketch

[melange86]

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bjarnigauta]

I'm looking for the sketch with Dave as an axe murderer

[TaiChiHiker]

This is great. I have sent it to many friends

[idfarren7]

I really miss Kids In The Hall. "Girl Drink Drunk" is still the funniest thing I've ever seen.

[rt16]

dave is probably the only kid in the hall that can pull off killer characters.

[Numanicon]

Wow, that's comedy! great

[hippomaiden]

God, I love Dave!