It was Crazy in the Counselers office

[ArodoraaLP]

@Xcampling2k YOU F***ING IDIOT, HE'S AN ACTOR, HOW THE F**K DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT?!!!

Totally unnecessary, bro.

[reberox46]

Well that is obnoxious.

[5431marie]

The minor misspellings in dax's videos crack me up for some reason lmao

[MrsMoon1272]

and i took the frame, and i just went BOOSH! right on this... and the glass... shattered..the glass just...shattered.. *doorbell rings* <.<? ...well that is...obnoxious. ^-^

dax i love you XDDD

[RockyEmerson]

dax you are a idiot, a fag, a weak ass,and just because some girl says something nice dosent mean they love you there just being nice to you like every one else thats normal and everyone that watches these video i know you guys want to beat him.

[angelmarine1292]

Not sure if trolling...

[hottoontownpost]

Yah u are stupid trying to figure out if glass breaks by slamming it against a shelf

[WildChildz09]

Why don't you make videos anymore!!

[ZoeOdette]

push 1 over and over.

[sj737457]

If you felt stupid then thats your fault.

[Lauritzenproductions]

what the heeeeck did you think was gonna happen ;)

[BlackNig09]

*doorbell* That is just obnoxious!

[abcd123446]

hey, dont tell me to "just shut up" rude

[omletbar10]

why would you slam it against the shelf corner? u could easily tell if its glass without breaking it or risking breaking it...

[900elnino009]

BOOSH!

[jmacappy12]

just because your teacher never got an acceptance letter from Proffessor Flamel doesn't mean you can't get into The University for the Education of Warlocks and Necromancers, dax. Reach for the stars!

[psi43]

there are colleges that majors in magic actually. Well not really magic, but illusions. Your teacher is gay and stupid.

[KeatonIsFTW]

lmfao the doorbell 

[itsallgood20101]

is this an idiot or something? does he have brain problems, like no joke. im not trying to be mean or anything, just i saw his video, and its kinda strange. he always stops, thinks about things, he stutters a lot, and than at random times he just says goodbye and ends the video. he has funny stories, he makes me laugh, but seriously, is there something wrong with him?

[jenkins0009]

hahhaha this makes me laugh so hard

[Horbertshorn]

Madison Patrello, born 1992, got his claim to fame playing a "borderline mentally challenged, paranoid schizo teenager" named Bernice Jauch the third, or DaxFlame.

- Wiki

[jesussk8r1231]

@Horbertshorn yea and wiki is gay

[Horbertshorn]

@jesussk8r1231

Im just making sure no one thinks this guy is real.

[CultureCunt]

@Horbertshorn why ruin a good thing?

[WeedySparx]

@CultureCunt I'm not. It's more impressive that he's an actor, No?..Do you enjoy thinking that this guy is an actual Retard, and you get pleasure watching him? fucking freak.

[kw1ksh0t]

@Horbertshorn Link or shut the fuck up

[plebe888]

dude.......do you stutter??? i don't want to be mean but you sound to stressed when you talk or you stutter

[TheRannyman]

correction, 3

[TheRannyman]

you say you dont have time to write "utube" comments but youve posted 2 really long ones ^.^

[juniwilliams]

All ur subscribers have shits 4 brains. Use it 2 ur advantage n start a cult. U'd be cooler. Plus r u retarded. Honestly its not even funny. Let me know. N to ur dumb folk who will probably thumbs me down. Go trigger happy yall fucks

[stormbringer27]

whats your problem? he's not being for real, i find jim carrey annoying as fuck but thousands of people find him amusing, i dont go around complaining and hating on every one, if you dont like it 1 star the vid and leave.

...fuck i hate people who act like bitch's over nothing.

[juniwilliams]

this is not humor. Jim carrey yes he could pass, but this kid looks demented n sounds retarded. N if u dont like my comments u can either thumbs down me or go suck on ur mother tits n go to sleep .

[stormbringer27]

tisk tisk, whatever hate all you like. to be honest i could care less, you obviously are only here to start arguements and i realy cant be fucked with youtube chit chat. i guess i'll never understand what drives haters and trolls to waste there time complaining on vids...

[juniwilliams]

boring....

[B0XofAWES0ME]

@juniwilliams hes acting id like to see you act that well

[Mandy7D7]

@juniwilliams

Can you at least type and stop with the stupid fucking text type. You are not on a 30 character limit here. If you want to school people don't look like the class retard yourself.

[juniwilliams]

Im sorry, i am much more keen on making sure my comments r well presented on porn forums. Besides n e 1 who goes to meticulous levels to write utube comments has testicular pulp for brains. I gt btter tings 2 do (if ur pea sized brain can decipher that. Dont hurt urself). Excuse my french but u can Mandy2D7 can suck my ballzzzzzzzzzzzzzssssssszzzzzz­zsssss

[Uhnkledax]

@juniwilliams porn forums??!? OMG ur cracking me up!!! HAHaha too funnyyyyLOL

[flunky70s]

I love the way you talk! "And so I chunked it! I just chunked it out the door...."

[CharacterProductions]

could you please check out my channel and tell me what you think of it??

i'm homeschooled so go easy on me lol

[DanielGween]

If there's no University which majors in magic, then WTF is Hogwarts?!?!

[bluesman89666]

hahaha i wanted to see if glass would break if i smacked it against something....so i smashed it against the desk and it did.... ..... .... .... ..... i feel dumb- what an asshole

[gofuckyourselfvideos]

lol you shoudnt do that

[assroads]

i feel kinds of sad about this.

[ModernWarfare2Robbie]

well you shouldn't, he's acting.

[assroads]

@ModernWarfare2Robbie NO WAY RU SRS

[erica6425]

you're amazing.

[fluffthebunny]

I wanted to see if a baby's head would crack open if I hit it, so I hit it with a sledge hammer, and it did.

[63jetman]

@fluffthebunny lol nice i was about to post something like that

[ihateBeenerKeeKe1995]

Ya i was talking to my counselor and I asked her if hogwartz was real and she said no.

i was like you are a stupid and she called my mom and now im grounded

[Eleforgey]

who's first instinct is to smash a picture???!!??!?!?

[Loggo89]

"I'm kinda bored. Hey, I wonder if this glass shatters on the floor when I drop it on the ground and smash it?

[ChanelAReed]

Ohh my. You are hilarious. So psyched to watch all your videos.

[HudsonReviver3]

magic isnt real... its just a skill.. you retard.get the hell off of youtube.. do us al a favor

[subhumanmaster]

whoa, whoa,whoa, calm down some of us like him you want him off youtube even if people who like want to see him HudsonReviver3

[a8e4u]

REHAB brotha

[JoTheAnomaly]

Hogwarts University, Homedog!

[akanathan]

Haha best story

[rasions]

Its Kinda Funny Because When he tries to be funny its not when hes freaked out its funny

[sexdeemon]

is this kid serious or is he trying to be funny?

[neatfreeek]

you crack me up, i get the humor, it took me a bit but i know what your goin for, good shit

[darktoadthesticky]

Dax I would have done the same thing.

[jacobsanchez24]

uh like ummm mabey um youknow umm i think um there is kindof um thats besides the point um she um says um ok um uhh i guess um but yeah

[chilliecheesecake]

...The fuck?

[silverbulletxt]

Dax, YOU RULE!

[SkylineR034]

hha lol.

this guys a crack up. I dont care if his fake because tbh, its funny and i like it

[Macosxmikey]

No collage that majors in magic!!! O RLY?!?!

[JohnFinnigan1]

Actually, Hogwarts majors in magic, so obviously that counselor had no idea what she was talking about.

[CHEESEisGNARLY]

hogwarts isnt a college though

[Grinc10]

hes fucking kidding haha

[salshasam]

LOL

[hdavis147]

dude, ok seriously, "yeah, it wont break if i bash it agaisnt the corner of the desk, of course not..." WHY?

[checkthisout000]

Troll.

[lulzusername]

daxflame, you own XD

[maxwolfeee]

Magic , but ugh ,but uGH , BUT UUUUUUGH.

O_o

[angy4eva1993]

fuck off this cunts king

[YouthEnergy]

Or maybe you can just ignore DaxFlame. There are millions of other videos to watch.

[neilmcdonald72]

fuckoff homo

daxflame is amazing!

[blockthis08]

I'm fai.....below a 70. ..lol

put a face with the name....

No college that measures in magic...lmao...rolling.

[HaveFunDoingNothing]

D DA DAX DAXF DAXFL DAXFLA DAXFLAM DAXFLAME Youtube is lame without Daxflame. Copy/Paste if you agree! Maybe he'll make more videos if he sees this comment repeated loads? Your the best Daxflame!

[Dragonfireprod]

3:32-3:40 is pretty funny

[lewgang]

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Copy/Paste if you agree

[ratedrkoking]

wtf? borrow the counseler?

[ratedrkoking]

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Youtube is GREAT without Daxflame.

Copy/Paste if you agree

[ElectricLove1]

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Youtube is lame without Daxflame.

Copy/Paste if you agree

[ohdamnitsteylor]

What country are you from?

[AceOfCorn]

Lol magic.

[palestine1203]

you feel stupid? you should cause you are. Dumbass.

[imakefilmsandstuff]

dax you are a genious!

[fianna888]

OMG i LOL'D SO HARD XDXDXD THAT WAS AWESOME!!!

[chewythedino]

This guy is balls. Sassew is where It's at!

[spibbly]

"That is obnoxious."

well said, dax.

[shanedude64]

lol dax is amazzing!!!

[FievelMousekawits]

poor dax :-(

[Fallout3Lord]

dude this video, you went overboard on the story..

[lizzymonk11]

"a-and i just chunked it into the wall. i just chunked it"

[DVSfan2411]

im sure you might not read the comments, but do what you love. people make awesome livings out of doing magic. fuck that dumb bitch counselor. all she looks at is colleges for average lives.

[um2007]

the "face to the name" part sounded a BIT like a Borat impression haha

[gpeepers13]

how come people say hes stupid and crap and say fake shit abt his videos

if u dnt lk his videos quit commenting and quit watching!!! dnt b mean to the poor kid.

[mclarenf1guy]

lol the ad that popped up was an ad for youtube!

[CodyThePlumber]

HE CHUNKED IT

[Teemnintendork]

you are funny

[Jusala12]

Haha! no college that majors in magic!! ROFL!

[Randomvidsgroup]

Wow, you can take any legitimate person or argument, and unjustly antagonize them so much. God damn your annoying, think before you take someone as an asshole, have you ever considered that maybe your the problem not the counselor. Because what you did was pretty damn stupid!

[FireBrand975]

Why would you try breaking the glass if you didn't want it to break? Honestly...

[im99mining]

don't worry, happens to everyone at one point...even me :D

[tttybhgf]

he is acting

[koolbeans2008eatit]

you can quit saying that we know quit trying to sound smart it doensn't take smart people to know some people just thtink that his videos are funny maybe you should see and not think so hard and see if you laugh

[DVSfan2411]

either hes autistic and hes gonna be a kick ass musician, or hes not autistic and is by far the best actor ive ever seen for an autistic part.

[dougiedannyluv]

I think you're awesome. Don't pay attention to haterzzzz. You're great.

[mellyscool]

I LOVE WHEN THE DOORBELL RINGS!

[feralfag]

i swear this kid is acting like a sped too get views and subs...

[1337cookie]

I would have been scared too. Honesty is usually the best policy.

[Xplode42]

and i was *tsk going to *tsk sound like a retarded *tsk valley girl *tsk *tsk *tsk *TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KKKK

most annoying sound you've ever made, dax. bravo.

[FudgeButter1]

Why would you do that ? LOL

I like the end.. long pause.. goodbye .

:D

[hjayerz]

ahahahha. dax ilu.

and all the haters who take this waay to seriously.. get over yourselvess.

[cuitestuff369]

why were you trying to brake it in the first place you dumbass

[insect123king]

If you think this is bad check out Sassew that guy is seriously retarded but its funny as hell XD

[TL3754]

well that was...obnoxious! LMFAO! i love you Daxxxx

[mschap24]

you mean 'counselor's'?

[pinnin111]

have you ever considered hogwarts?

[SeasemeStreetz]

LOL!

[juleneee]

AAHAHAHA "Well that is obnoxious" :P

Thats joooookes

[okaytrees]

LOL. i watched that part at least 10 times.

[urbongo]

missy big shot, lol

[lilyelene]

"well that is...obnoxious."

[katnhpnc]

ive done sumethin like that

[HarleyG3Rm]

C-mod dudes at least open your eyes to the real genius in comedy and a great youtuber!!! DAXFLAME

[xgamer8]

why the fuck would you do some stupid shit like that???

[flamingstick]

you dont know dax that well, do you xgamer8?

[flamingstick]

3:32 rofl

doorbell ringing?

[FRIEDmason]

somebody ding dong ditched him

[rammovies]

u guys are jerkss! dont call him a bad name!! Meannies

[nurdsrool]

wait im not critisizing u but y see if the glass would break? wat is the point

[peasinacan]

TO C IF THE GLASS WOULD BREAK DUH!!!! lol jk....seriously tho wats the point??

[KooliAid]

"i just chunked it"

[matthlowder]

one of my favorites.

[dathandaniel]

Comic genius bro. Most of your stuff is freaking hilarious. I cant believe how many people out there dont realize that your an amazing actor, but i guess that just proves it. keep up the good work.

[sadinx]

this guy should win an award for being a general in the faget army

[garagefingerboards]

im failing math

[Chad4005]

just to get this straight,hes not acting ok...no one can act as good as that like a retard and no one would act to the point they would be on tv...ya people humiliated him on tv.now why would he want that?

[brokenskillz]

hes acting his real name is madison patrello

[Chad4005]

he doesnt want people to know his real name thats all.Its no proof.

[brokenskillz]

r u kidding me? his whole family are comedians, his sister has a youtube account search madison patrello on google it shows pictures of him

[CGpib]

Uhm, His sister is a singer, not a comedian. Dumbass.

[brokenskillz]

what the fuck r u talking about?

when did I ever say his sister was a singer?

[CGpib]

You said his whole family is comedians, hes a fake, blah blah blah just stfu. Im telling you his sister has a youtube account to SING, she has fucking songs on itunes, she doesnt do comedy or whatever the fuck your thinking.

[guitarguy93]

Yeah, If you were gonna post online and make hundreds of videos, you might not want to use your real name.

He just wants to keep his name, state, and other personal info to himself.

[xdragon573]

how would you no

[xdragon573]

he was never on tv

[xMorrikx]

look up videos of him at youtube live

[intlwarcriminal]

because he's an artist.

do you know who andy kaufman is?

[HabsRule92Remy92]

Word!

[nintenrama]

3:34 is hilarious.

[proavailable]

theres no collage that majores in magic!

[SarahBoBara13]

yes there are..the college of magic...DUH.

[blindstrike124]

she has the right to question u after she hears a loud noise in the room you were in

[Richela00]

wow i just wish i was your friend in life cus i think your awesome man!!!!

[candygirl95765]

omg wow... that was smart... just ask her if its glass or not duh!

[swampmonsta1]

soooo funny! love these vids!

[patstout9]

your a waste of life kid.

[12341234tim]

what is her problem the school is called hogwards......

[Jmcg10207]

ROFLMAO

[Teovak454]

honestly, most his vids keep pissing me off because he breaks the limits on how slow a person can be.

[the7thwreck]

well, you know not to test things if you think they are made of glass, just assume they are and leave them!

[xxgunshotnixx]

yea its obvious hes acting..some1 as retarted as him wouldnt have all these little gay stories (and btw im not gonna watch these vids again so dont tell me to stop watching :P)

[bantam2011]

i dont know all of these stories seem like legitimate situations he might be acting like the way he talks but i think all of the stories are real

[DigitalSn4ke]

You took the picture of someones son and dropped it to the floor and smashed it into stuff to see if it was glass?

And the glass broke and you become nerveous?

You should have been nerveous the second you looked at the picture.

[robechu]

yeah, that teacher is definitely NOT miss Big shot... you tell her, Dax... you tell her.