The Swedish Gravity Blast

[rreihart]

Erik Northman is a drummer?

[JamesMcRad]

My balls just exploded.

[facepalm486]

you fucking scandanavians and your drumming.....awesome video

[Dealer9565]

Skitbra!

Du gav ett jättebra tips till en nybörjare här! :)

[Cannibalblast]

@Dealer9565

Tack så mycket. Vad skönt att det kunde vara behjälpligt!

[twistedchuy]

This is kinda funny

[ShieldToShield]

sounds like a machinegun

[luv4drums1]

wow swedish sounds like english except different words 0.o

[Cannibalblast]

@luv4drums1

What?

[hasbeendrummer]

Swedish meatballs.

This would be slightly more difficult on the moon.

[islilje]

"Nu tänker jag avsluta med ett fult litet envirvelssolo."

Haha, gud vad jag dog när du sa det. <3

[inhumanrage148]

Do it with both hands...PLEASEEEE

[heresyisprogress]

I lost it when I saw the subtitles.... well played, sir...

[nonstopbreakdown]

I cant understand you. but your hair is soo nice. i like it man!



[ramdor4]

I want to stroke his hair

[monpeful]

piiis of cake

[DrHowlingMad]

its pretty easy to understand what he's sayin cause he follows words with gestures,so,just blast beat and shut it ok? BJORK IT UP!

[ripplecutbuddha]

nice technique, and even though I don't play drums, or speak Swedish, I understand how it works. Essentially you're keeping tension on the stick both before contact with the rim, and after. That way the tip hits the head each direction. After mastering that, its' a matter of isolating the wrist movement and only using your forearm muscles for the move, which would take a lot of practice. What I'd like to see is two hands with this tenchnique. pretty neat. Thanks.

[Lasergurka]

kontinuerlig och fortsättande.Fortlöpande och oavbruten. Jämt flödande och utan avbrott ;D

Grym lektion, dock spelar jag bara gitarr än så länge.

[Cannibalblast]

@Lasergurka

Ibland måste man använda tautologier för att få fram ett budskap.

[oooWONKAooo]

Cant understand it, but I know this guy is bad ass. And then 2:56 on, lmao yes.

[drag0nfis7]

HELVETE! Har digitalt trumset... har kanter med kommer det bli samma sak? :S

[1dummofo]

this is the translation

hellos, my names is skwisgaar skwigelf, ims gonings to teaches you the swedish blast.

[themandude69]

BJORK BJORK BJORK BJORK BJORK BJORK BJORK BJORK BJORK BJORK BJORK BJORK BJORK BJORK BJORK BJORK BJORK BJORK BJORK BJORK BJORK BJORK BJORK BJORK BJORK BJORK BJORK BJORK BJORK

[Cannibalblast]

@themandude69

Sorry, I don't understand Icelandic.

[nounever]

@Cannibalblast if this is 2005 then you must be a powerful viking warrior now, absolutely ripped and 6 foot 4, awesome! I wish I was like that!

[jeremytroy]

When I was around sixteen I learned this technique based off a reading a brief description calling it "How Buddy Rich did one-handed drum rolls." It wasn't until several years later that I realized that metal drummers used it too.

[kingofkillings]

I'll admit it. I'm here for the language, not for the drums. I hope it still counts!

[IDIDNTORDERANYSOUP]

I wish i was swedish, or a nord, then i would automatically be good at any metal instrument.

[nounever]

@IDIDNTORDERANYSOUP you would be tall and muscular too, I wish I was a proper fucking nord like some hench tall Swdish bloke I would fuck so many girls.

[blastbeatvn]

change the title in to " Fingering the snare " ...

haha ... great lesson btw u Swedish metal \m/

[Cannibalblast]

@TMSapphiroN

Too lazy, man.

[Dragonslayer6001]

OF COURSE! I GET IT NOW!

[brunthroath6912]

LOL bork bork bork!!

[DrOdde86]

Lite kaggar på de där bara så blir de bra ös.. Ditt hår e inte så dötts btw.. Mer power :-p Kul att utlänningar tror att vi pratar alvspråk oså.. haha

[soleafar22]

you all have to play drums to grow a shiny,long and rich ... colorfull hair like this! :D

[Danteskill]

Pickles ! What did u do to your hairs ?

[alfiedj]

His got great hair. Better than most girls I know.

[Gowerboy152]

BORK BORK BORK!

[sixtiksix]

This is such a cool video...17 in 2005....you must be a big viking by now punching people's throats out.....LMAO @ bork bork bork....great vid man...thanks for posting....

[Cannibalblast]

@sixtiksix

The only difference is that nowadays I have a beard and a moustache.

[YouNoob93]

@Cannibalblast Har du fortsatt håret eller? :D

[TonyChupacabra]

OMG... its Skwisgar!!



[Gool349]

välsin klöp p ukka kli ülsoon äfkälun skwa!

[Cannibalblast]

@Gool349

Your Danish is excellent, sir.

[mammallica]

@Cannibalblast WTF er du fra Danmark eller??:D

[colklink70]

freaking machine blasts lol :)

[goodnamepending]

one man swedish drumline!

[Galendramatik]

Jävla svenne, fan vad stolt jag blir.

[Shazlyyy]

He speaks metal language.

[TheSilentHighKnee]

Swedish,Finnish etc. have the best metal hair...And best metal bands

[judaxsify]

i want to touch that hair also! xD

[comatosepuma]

I don't speak swedish but I learned more from this blast video than I have from all the other ones combined. Seriously.

[eobo1]

Skwisgars kid became a drummer!!! XD

[ich8bit]

Tack så mycket!

[tenhatchets]

 English?

[Cannibalblast]

@tenhatchets

Swedish?

[arxidi666]

When i tried that when i was a beginner i crashed my fingers on the snare -.-

[MusicislifeBR]

Hey there, isn't it the freehand technique? Awesome video =D Thx! :)

[witchhunterrobin79]

I lol'd so hard in beginning! "BORK BORK BORK BORK" ROFL 

[finnysj]

Awesome



[frindle8]

@2:15 .... lofl



[HumanoidComplex]

What conditioner do you use?

[jameshalterman]

is that Skwisgaar Skwigelf from metalocalypse?

[ShaqEatsAirplane]

Bork, Bork, Bork, Bork!

[kevjay777]

Hey honey I'm home.

Yeah, what did you learn today?

I learned how to play a one-handed roll by doing a virtual handshake with some long-haired hippy kid 12,000 miles away over the internet. 1:20

Sure ya did Buddy Rich. Feed the dogs & take out the trash.

[SuperDeverick]

yeah! what he said.

[BackwardsT]

No idea what he's saying. This video made me piss rainbows.



[meaninglessthomas]

shiney hair. its not fair.

[GALPSPEED]

I did not know!!!

[sicsyde07]

I never thought of that . Wish i knew wtf he was sayin now i gotta practice lmao

[BlackMetalInferno]

damn man! so it with both hands at the same time ! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASe Mr. awesome hair guy ;)

[pazuzuzu]

deathhhhklok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[xBASSBOOMx]

that hair...i want to touch it.

[IDIDNTORDERANYSOUP]

@xBASSBOOMx I WANT IT

[eatyourfridge]

tack som fan!

[Hauntedundead]

Great lesson. Too bad I play guitar! :D

[VarlaGunsUk]

@Hauntedundead too bad i dont speak swedish!

[DrHowlingMad]

@Hauntedundead most hilarious coment ever dude!

[Omnomnomimmadino]

Ever thought about marching???

[iSAUSAGE]

Couldn't understand him but I still now know how it is done! :D

[TheBlackWaltz]

It sounds like machine gun fire.

[chaclapa]

What?

[SUBboy]

1. What kind of snare do you have? 2. Any chance you could make an english translation? Luckily, you are so good at explaining that the video still makes sense to me! I'd just like to know what detail you're sharing.

[jakestampfli]

BORK, BORK, BORK, BORK.......classic. ROTFLMAO

[AshDeSilva]

when did Skwisgaar Skwigelf start playing drums?!?

[DillingerEscapeMan]

I am a small/medium-sized sugarcube

[GeneralMillss]

What kind of shampoo do you use?

[K684813]

Master at the gravity blasts! Awesome hair by the way!

[donza1984]

did ikea leave out the rest of the kit??

[ulydadon]

aaahhh,, now i know what hes talking about-not

[wowKyl3]

its like learning from a robot. lol great technique though

[Pakanahymni]

Gravity Blast Mongoloid Blonde Piss Sweden

lol'd at the tags.

[dck94]

which band to you play in????

[TheMikkemus]

pretty hair dude! you make the women jealous!

[1fetoch1ful]

haha nice

[pyromanizak]

I only clicked this video to see his glorious hair

[Joachim10]

hahaha. shit vad jag garva när du sa hur man inte gjorde

[mootbooxle]

Thank you for making this! I learned a lot even though I don't speak your language. Also, I miss my long hair after seeing this. :)

[Emz092]

1:56 Stare of death.

[TheNecrosManteia]

The ladies must really love your.. drumming, man. Nice work.

[chudgoo]

bork bork bork....HAHAHAHHAA!!!

[MCRideout]

what

[DrockDrummer1]

bork bork bork bork hahahaha i'm dieing! i like when he shows the wrong way to do it. cracks me up

[AK1231234]

hahahah genialt 

[lvgordo]

worst...accent....ever. Can even understand what he is saying. Its like the voice trying to repeat your order at a drive-thru

[maynrdjkeenan]

@lvgordo

He's speaking Swedish, you idiot.

[lvgordo]

@maynrdjkeenan uh, really?  you have absolutely no sense of humor.

[OsiriusX]

@lvgordo I just laughed at that XD Pure idiotism

[Kayuja]

@lvgordo oh you dumb fucking shit, he's not speaking english. you have the worst.... sence..... for..... language....... ever........ and hearing aswell, by the way.

[lvgordo]

@Kayuja haha. if you read my other responses, i was kidding.

[mindfreakerry]

damn i swear he plays faster than both of my hand with one.

[Seffyr]

...I really wish I knew what he was saying. His facial expressions make me think "...I should be laughing because he said something funny -- BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT!!! D=<"

[Lolipop665]

@Seffyr Hehehe >8'D It's good being swe sometime's !

[jaijai3012]

its legolas!!!! :D

[greenbeaner69]

holy shit.

[HellSing6606]

2:08 - 2:14 just made me laugh my ass off lol

[UrbanAirwavesParkour]

1:20 haha

[socaldgafbro]

bork bork bork ork

[drummer9903]

holy fuck!

[ddig0]

ELFS DO PLAY DRUMS!

[satanicristo]

HOLY SHIT!!!

[logansdrums]

im sure hes spends like $100 on conditionar

[signorelli21]

cool vid, whats Bork Bork Bork mean lol?

[TheRoboticFerret]

Damnit I was waiting for him to use both sticks with this technique to play an insanely fast roll.

[francky101]

woah love the hari dud! u look like legolas from lord of the rings :D

[najtrows]

har du något band? :) vore nice att höra isåfall!

[xde13x]

translation please!!!



[blackarrowrock]

change the title : How to make girl ORGANISM 

[pidrgu]

@blackarrowrock how to make a girl organism? what?

[TheRoboticFerret]

@blackarrowrock I think you mean ORGASM...

[123Pulseofamaggot]

@blackarrowrock hahahahahahahahahahhahaahahaha­ha!! u mean orgasm???

[blackarrowrock]

@123Pulseofamaggot yap ... my mistake :))

[123Pulseofamaggot]

@blackarrowrock hahaha!! no worries made me laugh :p

[evanwarsify]

@blackarrowrock Orgasm*

[obnoxiousdave]

Thanks for posting this!

[Angelskingarden]

I only speak english, but I understand what you're getting at.

[NaKALENiSUKA1]

Nice

[OnePieceIsGood]

Are you good at masturbating? :p

[Cannibalblast]

@OnePieceIsGood

Yes. I masturbate at the speed of light, sir.

[OnePieceIsGood]

@Cannibalblast Lol, that made my day xD

[MissTeresa27]

@Cannibalblast lucky!! you damn sweds are so fucking hott!!!!

[demonquest54]

@Cannibalblast somehow, i dont doubt that

[MARASALVATRUCHA199]

@Cannibalblast WIN

[bestplugins]

@OnePieceIsGood yes, using the gravity mast :)

[ladyblacks818]

metalocalypse!!

[paganheide]

sounds like a machinegun :D

[bassist4lif31]

THAT HAIR! <3 SO PERFECT!

[GameGuy8000]

Sverige 4 ever!

Sweden 4 ever!

[EdgeOfEnding]

Vafan, så när man grindar/vad det nu heter, så använder man kanten på virveln?

Är gitarrist, inte trummis, uppenbarligen^^

[DeLL116]

Swedes are to metal as blacks are to basketball.

[EvilMonk100]

I need to practice this...

[ghettobootybadboy]

0:37 Our friend tells us about how he's grown up "to be a hairdresser"

[FagsLoveCountrymusic]

I like the part when I couldn't understand what he was saying

[Arkain9]

Professional Fapper

[MrDrummerfy]

haha det är skitkul haha :)

[MrSoulPhade]

i bet he faps like a champ

[eatyourfridge]

tack som fan !

mycket bra!

[SickeninglyILL]

I especially like the part where he talked about politics

[damieno1488]

i didnt understand what he was saying but i totally understand what he was saying!

[setyourselfonfireeee]

He seems so angry

[cudi1is3god]

at 0:14 he def says "very big woman"

[toxendon]

@cudi1is3god 0:14 = "Begåven" = "Gifted" xP

[distortionkicks]

@cudi1is3god he ses "så är du begåvad" wich mean like "and you are gifted"

[A1lHopeisGone]

Your hair is like totally shiny, bro.

[TheDragoniism]

I want ur hair ...

[SimplyRigel]

BORK BORK BORK. hahahaha!

[VidLord777]

It sounds like Basshunter giving metal drumming lessons.

[MrMahler5]

Dominator? is that you?

[PolarMuNkEy]

Dude! You have the most epic fucking hair ever, You make me want to cut my hair off. Asshole.

[PaiTaMo]

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