Top 5 Disney Songs & kids suck

[coffeekoneko]

Bitch be crazy. I didn't hear Hunchback of Notre Dame in that montage.

[KoreannM]

OH, well naturally the first song would be from Mulan...

[AverageDoughnut]

Dear Matt,

Hey.

[Kizales]

What the FUCK was with Puniiealex's comment?

[lipsham]

Ummm.... Shags, not snags.

[lipsham]

Who snags more, Hetero men, or hetero women.

[lipsham]

Mat,

[Walletau]

Just stumbled across your vids and am looking through them now. great work mate.

[Koolikoo]

I like the natural setting more than the green screen

[RichDanfb123]

Dear Matt,

why does the intro to sort your shit out sound like an old person consterpating??

:)

[mikitricky2]

Skyrim jokes are still funneh mr speedguy

[Aristeo509]

Dear Matt,

I haven't picked up my dog's poop for a few weeks now. It's starting to smell like Britney Spears. Can you sort my dog's shit?

Hugs and chainsaws,

Aristeo

[AaronTheAngryRobot]

Dear Matt, Are you a brony?

[bennotben]

Dear Matt,

Last week I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started screaming out your name. I started screaming Chimpy. It was the best orgasm I've ever had. What's the best orgasm you've ever had and what were the events that preceded it?

[shadowmario1011]

Hey

[megasin1]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[purevil89]

Dear matt

My cat keep purring and making me pet her after she takes a crap.

Should I eat pizza or lasagna?

Sincerely

Purevil89

[mrthisguy1979]

Dear Matt

Please sing me some Death Metal... please please please.

Cheers.

[DoraNahoj]

HAHAHAAHAH F-U Punkiiealex!

[boydston14]

Dear Matt, I absolutely hate "Twilight," but the girl I'm interested in is a huge fan, and super hot. What do I do?

[steenharc]

Dear Matt,

Will you marry me?

Candice

[THEJORDANM360]

where is the new episode :(

[zirakimous]

Matt, i want to kiss you in the mouth, not on the mouth, in the mouth.

[JamJesterJ]

Dear Matt,

There's this new boy-band called "One Direction" and I swear all the songs they made are auto-tuned to hell. What's your opinion on this band? If you haven't heard them, here's one of the songs watch?v=QJO3ROT-A4E

Yours truly, JamJesterJ ^__^

[zirakimous]

@JamJesterJ Are you trying to whore your band on Matt Mulhollands wonderfull internet show? cause I dont approve....

[JamJesterJ]

@zirakimous Where my band?

1. I don't like the band, i think they are shit.

2. Hearing someone say "my" band, makes me want to kill myself.

3. I would just love for Matt to make an opinion on them since alot of girls i know think they are amazing.

[JamJesterJ]

@JamJesterJ Supposed to be what not where and a comma

[Ripikko]

dear matt,

i hope you'll do a disney medley now, it would be awesome.

[AminCocoPopUllah97]

Dear Matt,

Can You Sing The Top 5 Of Your Childhood TV Songs?

Amin Ullah

[DisinformationRandom]

Dear Matt,

How can I be as awesome as I am without destroying the known world that exists around me?

[boochainletters12]

Dear Matt,

Will you buy my hat?

[FurySwipes2hit]

hahahahahaha fuck kids

[boldlibrary5]

Dear Matt,

Why do you have an American accent when you sing?

[computerfreakDK]

Dear Matt,

How do you hack?

[Dadevilkilla]

Dear Matt, I ate a pork chop today and started vomiting. there were slight amounts of blood in the vomit. so, I stumbled around the corner to the bathroom and found my friend kissing my girlfriend. Anyways, what brand of Razor blades do you use? why?

[RandomEagle123]

Dear Matt,

Can you tell us about that parrot?

[72Nurooke72]

Dear Matt,

WHY YOU NO SORT MY SHIT??

[zekromichu]

Dear Matt,

I'm an extreme hacker, any tips?

[zirakimous]

@zekromichu I used to be an extreme hacker, till i took and arrow to the knee

[SITG1224]

Dear Matt,

Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[TheRealLazySmurf]

Dear Matt,

Why are were here?

Are we really the product of a god, or all brought here by accident?

Sincerly, your loving viewer,

Alex :3

[MichaelA643]

Dear Matt, could you please send help?

[MultiMacman7]

Dear Matt,

Try saying: "Whale Oil Beef Hooked" without sounding like an Irish man swearing

[EmperorBubba]

@MultiMacman7

severe lols from Ireland ;D

[HemiKortene]

dear matt

my dog often stares at nothing for long periods of time, and straight through me, he also is not obsessed with food either, is he incredibly retarded, or very zen and has reached nirvana?

answer this please i need to know if i should praise my dog as a demi god

[Tilweseetheshore]

Dear Matt,

I've been applying to colleges recently and I've seemed to notice that minorities who are Hispanic usually have a better chance of getting into good schools. How can I make myself Hispanic so colleges will accept me?

-Karen from New York

[Strat3gos]

Dear Matt,

What are the top 5 things on your Christmas list?

[y0uRsw33t616]

i find the titties on your shirt distracting, but they belong to a cartoon character =\

/mindisblown

[mikitricky2]

Dear Matt,

I used to be a guy like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee!

What should I do?!

[speebyda]

@mikitricky2 Fucking Skyrim.

[dengercat]

you've a can of Steinlager!

[TheFallenBeard]

Hey!

[robbiejohnf]

Dear Matt,

My poo won't flush.

Can you sort my shit out?

[bedroommistakes]

what the ...

[Escher3]

Dear Matt,

We should do a duet... You pick the song. I'll try to promise not to steal your limelight. ;)

You're awesome buddy.

[xxEmmaBitchxxx]

Dear Matt,

Whats Your Favourite Word For Female Breast ?

[Jevakify]

3 people didn't find you funny... I wasn't one of them =P

[Fuppie123]

Dear mat,

Why the hell did you cut ur hair? I dont feel like its the same person anymore! :(

[douberuneimu]

Dear Matt,

Do you have a favorite swing-era song? If so, will you sing a few bars?

[TheHayyel]

Dear Matt,

Hey!

[xxEmmaBitchxxx]

Dear Matt,

Caan Do An Impression Of Mr Bean?

[xxEmmaBitchxxx]

Dear Matt,

Do You Like One Direction?

<3

[xxEmmaBitchxxx]

Dear Matt,

Tell Us Abouut Yoour First Kiss Will Yoou ^.^

Thaanks

[SnowflakeBCF]

Dear Matt, I live with pretty awful roommates they pretty much make living with dirty hobos an option. What is an awful prank I could pull on them without them obviously knowing it was me, since I know you are a ninja of great skill I knew you would have the answers I seek...

[zirakimous]

Dear Matt, If f**k you means, "sex you" then why is it an insult? it seems as though it is terrible grammar or a seduction tecnique. what is your opinion

[zirakimous]

Dear Matt, you are the perfect amount of sex apeal and talent.

[feliciano2040]

Dear Matt,

How awesome is Louis CK ?

[jamesthatcher79]

hey....

[hartce1]

you are a great singer :)

[skylineguy2612]

Dear Matt,

You didnt answer the question that i asked... so fuck you...and your mother.

Sincerely, Taylor

[Spike2709]

Dear Matt,

Why are Pearl Jam so awesome? And how can I be equally awesome?

Spike2709

[iMM0RTALfossa]

hey i just come to say hey

[TheEketone]

Dear Matt,

Can you please please please make your next video you up load be a recording of 'I Think About Men' from the comedy festival. I've been waiting so long.

Regards

[dorkduchessdebbie]

Dear Matt, you just made my day, singing old Disney songs. That is all. :-)

[LordPurpleNuts]

Dear Matt,

Why do people always come to you to sort out their shit, when they should be sorting it themselves?

[namlocnz]

im guessing you have 255 facebook friends

[MusicalsNerd]

@namlocnz Ah, actually he has 1155. I'm guessing you're not one of them.

[namlocnz]

@MusicalsNerd hes bad at games, enough said

[tipsavag3]

"I'll see you dicks next time!" classic

[NDawgHoyt]

Please, do complete covers for those Disney songs you sang. Esp. "Make a Man out of You" and "Kiss the Girl".

[0800kewl]

hey

[MrDoctorProfessorWho]

Dear Matt,

Have you heard of That Guy With The Glasses?

[nkennyish]

Dear Matt,

How much wood could a wood-slut suck, if a wood-slut could could suck wood?

[LukeLikesNollie]

Dear Matt,

Have YOU caught them all?

[GoldenGoden]

Dear Matt,

Why do all your user names have 26 after it?

LOVE,

[VictoryFist]

Dear Matt,

I saw you in a Fix store once striaght after I purchased all the pies. Did this convenience store short supply inconvenience you? I have been losing sleep over it.

Cheers,

[Jojoisawesomeness]

Hey.

[Brodycubs]

Dear Matt,

I am trying to get my friend to watch your Sort Your Shit out Videos. He is denying to just to make me mad. I want him to watch really bad because I'm pretty sure you are him in 10 years.

What should I do?

[basser86]

Dear Matt,

Two of my questions were featured in your "babies,gay friends and sex toys" episode but since then I have not had any of my shit sorted.....I feel like I've done something wrong...please sort my shit before it's too late

[doctorwhofan478]

Hey, Matt

[ITAPS1]

Dear DoorMATT,

Your a bloody KIWI aren't yah?

Steinlager.. Nice :)

[TheDualmaster5]

Dear Matt,

Are you nostalgic for Pokemon? Reasons to make me believe you are include the two Pokemon songs you already covered and I noticed you did an impersonation of a Krabby on one of your videos. Secondly, would you ever consider covering the Jigglypuff song??

Sincerely,

Isaac Cox

[SugarRuneStarNut]

Respect

[jjb251]

Dear Matt,

Do you live in the middle of a fucking forest or something????

Yours gaily, Joshua

[gabbynichols9316]

Dear Matt, Heeyy..... heyy i decided to say hey because you said maybe to say hey so i thought .... why not say hey so u could maybe say hey to sooo...... hey ;)

[EpicSnakebites]

Dear Matt,

Penis.

[fondalror]

Dear Matt,

Do you have any tips on how to have sex in the shower?

Some diagrams would be great.

[o0ORedshadeO0o]

Dear Matt,

In Skyrim, should I join the Stormcloaks or the Imperial Legion and why? I've heard many theories, philosophies, and arguments for both sides. You seem like you could bring some clarity to my situation. Thanks for the for help.

[Brodycubs]

Dear Matt,

I bet you couldn't do the cinnamon challenge.

[CropUpAnywhere]

Dear Matt,

arrested development is returning for 1 more season and a movie.

community has been benched from NBC's midseason lineup.

Arrested Development or Community?

[ctk06]

I'm tempted to hate on Matt just to be the comment of the week.

[sharingroove]

If you could win any award, what would it be? Why?

Put your response in video and essay form. I predict you are illiterate.

[Gin4z]

Dear Matt:

Can you give us some extreme hacking tips? It would be a deeply apreciated gesture of generosity.

Thanks in advance

[prateek1516]

@IsotopheS They didnt have any 16 gb versions but they did have the 32 wifi version I wanted and an hour of waiting later I got my iPad 2 For FREE.

DONT BUY iPad 2! you can still receive one for free, just google for: freeipad2tablet.info

[alxk1237]

would like to see those disney songs full

[c4r50n1]

Dear Matt,

I think you may be the father of the baby I'm pregnant with. The only thing I have a problem with is the fact I'm a guy. You gonna pay child support?

Sexily,

Carson

[highintensityairsoft]

Dear Matt,

I like boobs. Do you?

[applefreak2000]

Hey

[grodlarv]

Dear Matt

what would happen if harry potter ended up in Slytherin?

[AnonIsland5]

@grodlarv just read about 20% of harry potter fanfiction

[SilverFlames]

Dear Matt, how do you know the penguin falling on your "courage" poster isn't being exiled and sentenced to death?

[Christina314]

Dear Matt,

Which underrated apostle do you like the best and why?

Also, your Silent Night video was balls-to-the-wall awesome!

[dioulas313]

Dear Matt,hey.

[plazity]

Dear Matt,

What is blue and smells like red paint?

[c4r50n1]

@plazity Blue paint.

[stampedingvash]

Dear Matt,

Did you have a good view of the Lunar Eclipse from New Zealand?

[Muse94Muse]

Dear Man.

what is the meaning of the universe?

[bedroommistakes]

Dear Matt,

why am i?

It makes no sense.

[matsbjork]

Dear Matt,

Which song from Fleetwood Mac should our band rehearse? No advanced shit please. We totally suck but our audience are always drunk so..

Vänliga Hälsningar

[TheJo4an]

Dear Matt,

Hey. Or hay, if you like the chewy stuff.

When you flush your toilet, does it swirl clockwise, or counterclockwise?

[xXInfiniteMischiefXx]

Dear Matt,

Hey.

[penepasta1234]

just here to say hey

holla back

(ps ur awesome)

[ahunmaster]

Dear Matt,

Bi-curious?

[PyroSephiroth120]

Dear Matt,

Why can I still not hold all these limes?

Also hey.

[Feiself]

Dear Matt,

hey

[LOLUNIT]

I so did that Dear Matt one first

[orchdork7926]

Dear Matt,

We all know that the Moleskine on the desk is more important than the despicible Mac product and your wallet put together, so why do you even bother having the clearly inferior products taking up space like that?

[tommo39]

Disney songs for the win!

[NobodysOffTheHook]

ROFL. And now I'm going to be shouting/singing the SYOS theme for the next few hours.

[monstermax9001]

Dear Matt,

Does one simply walk into Mordor?

Sincerely, Max.

[Zangamarth]

Dear Matt,

I'm also named Matt, and I know several other Matt's. Are we all just awesome? Is this the law of the Universe?

Sincerely, Matt B.

[robohobobaseballseth]

Dear Matt,

!em pleh...yltcerroc kniht ot woh togrof I dna dedrater yllaer m'I

[norockets09]

Dear matt,

Hey!

[WildZangoose]

Dear matt, thanks for changing the comment of the week sounds

[RocketManof06]

Yes to all of that! lol. Totally would love to hear you do the whole songs!

[MidnightPancakes]

Dear Matt, why are microwave directions for frozen food always wrong?

[50Stringbass]

Dear Matt,

Hey.

[lukejhatfield]

Dear Matt,

Boobies. That is all.

[HiHaHofi]

hey!

[PsyGwendok]

Dear Matt,

can you show us your motivational posters? :D

[SconeLabProductions]

phil collins is amazing

[JAB0NK0]

Dear Matt

why is so much Japanese porn censored these days?

[kaz3kag3gaara]

@JAB0NK0 Because there's a law in Japan requiring their pornography to be censored. The only Japanese pornography that isn't censored is one that has been officially released in other countries.

[JAB0NK0]

@kaz3kag3gaara I was hoping for a comedic response from the mattster himself but i guess an educated actual response is just as good

[Dondingo4]

hey!

[jetson64]

Dear Matt,

I prefer "Under the sea" over "Kiss the Girl."

[SukhberS]

Dear Matt, why do people try to be such big dicks?

Sincerely, Sukhber.

[vash10016]

Dear Matt, What should I get my girlfriend for Christmas? 

[mridontlikethat]

Outrosong?

[venomouscube]

Dear Matt,

I accidentally my entire family, what should I do?

[gamertdw]

Dear Matt,

I am lost in time

Do you know how to fix a time michine and if so can you help me

[MrTrliby]

Out of intrest do all question have to start with dear matt?

[demigod453]

Dear Matt,

do you like pie?

[SWEdrone]

Dear matt,

You Should do a multitrack of disneysongs.

[PaulRayIsMe]

Is that an Ex-parrot?

[Deathnotepuppetgod]

Dear Matt,

Why does pain hurt?

[humanofpai]

Hey, don't say hey back though I have intimacy issues.

[pantsonparade]

Hey Matt,

Say hi to my mom for me... wait what

[dt890]

Dear Matt

can you play smooth jazz? 

[Liowen]

Dear Matt

I just watched this video in double speed and it was four times more awesome!

Cause you are normally doubly awesome in normal speed!

[ICopyU9090]

Dear Matt,

When helping other sort their shit out do you ever accidentally sort your own shit out?

[KhuntMaster]

Hey Matt.... fuck you! =D I wish i was as awesome as you.... :(

[GirraW]

Dear Matt,

Holy tits?

[ymilneme3]

Hey Matt!

[mdany009]

Who is Matt?

[evangotrock]

Hey!

[chasingthebull]

Hey Matt,

Say hi to your mom for me....