Lets see, the meal was $200, take the square root, multiply by 20, divide by the amount of drink refills, multiply by the satisfaction index, take inventory of funds, realize tipping has become a complete sham and multiply all by zero, then wipe everything off the table and skip the car ride to the mansion.
Lets see, the meal was $200, take the square root, multiply by 20, divide by the amount of drink refills, multiply by the satisfaction index, take inventory of funds, realize tipping has become a complete sham and multiply all by zero, then wipe everything off the table and skip the car ride to the mansion.
ddddcheaper 3 weeks ago
would you like to go back to my mansion and have sex now
-> yes (25% chance) / no (75% chance)
what you say?
FiRD5 2 months ago
Should have been $50 for a 25% tip! $5!?!? that's a fucking 2% tip! Cheap BASTARD!
395235 3 months ago 2