Mission: Illogical - Video Game Stupidity - Chapter Five

[heroshadow42]

15 It's actually kinda skillful doing that without crashing.

25 "Diddy, you're not link"

39 so fun to shoot the hats off.

48 "I said to bomb the red Baby Yoshi, not the purple one"

1:22 "Stop disturbing my slumber or I'll rape you of your banana coins when you try to save"

2:32 "dick. head. dick. head. I got it, you're a dickhead."

3:56 "he had it coming, he has a gun."

5:03 "I thought I set it to decapitation. Why is your head still on?"

7:57 "You said you were invincible."

[SlyPirate]

About a minute into this and I already knew this was going to be a waste of my time:D

[theitmoo1]

lmfao not even a sec in and he kills natalya in the elevator lmao and doulble taps her on the floor this vid is win lmao

[girlfriend09te]

nice vid.

[Darknanard]

5:01 <3

[rsgrcg]

RY:

Soooo "illogical" is withouth meaning or sense? Or is it unreasonable without any avail of arguments?

[sonicisback]

6:13 thats what I did when I first played that mission

I shot her

OBJECTIVES FAILED! ABORT!

rofl

[PrivateMetalhead]

YOU WON'T SHOOT ME, FOOLISH CHILD.

[mariofan239]

Good, not great. Out of all the clips, the "Perfect Dark" ones take the cake - that's why the video gets a "good" outta me.

"Mr. President, you're in danger!" *fires a rocket at the President*

Psychotic Joanna = LOL

[jwaffe]

I agree, there's a few shining moments, but the rest is pretty second rate.

The last perfect dark and the goldeneye one with boris were really good. If you would have made a video with just those two clips I would've given it five stars, no problem.

[rodrich266]

lol:P nice

[SonnytheArcticFox]

6:44...looks like bond knew about Alec and his plans XD

[lmis24601]

The Resident Evil clips are eerily similar to ACTUAL gameplay... or at least when I try to play...

[brok2]

haha what a finish! The president was in danger alright...

[Neivlak]

wow 5:00 fucking cool that was intense. it always suprises me how realistic that game was. Especially for its time

[MikePitcher]

yeah sadly , games today cant even get this kind of detail down.

[Shadowz41]

Do it yourself laser surgery ftw. Good thing PD64 is coming out to Xbox Arcade. :D

[devilwings1989]

The Perfect Dark and Goldeneye ones were funny!!! XD

[luiszepeda68]

jajaj a2:58 i used to do that jajaja it9s was funny

[XSISDRAKEN]

mines 6:42. zora jump 6:27 fast headbang 6:49 great

[XSISDRAKEN]

id say he focosed on few games but aranged enough footage of each.i would have proximity mined alec. and u didnt quite clear the jump as the zora.LOL. head bangs against post!!

[657killer]

podagee!!!!!

[skacannon]

pure hilarity

[projectracefight69]

mario suks .....golden eye tulez! everyone missed the point!

[Monwal12]

paper mario juegazo!!

[Evilmantheone]

Are you ok??

....

That was totally annoying...

[girlfriend09te]

hahahahaha....

Great videos!!!!!

[merajtenghel]

This is called: Mr. Perfect. Go head and remake the videogames without errors. I bet there will be more people like you looking for your mistakes in the games. I'll could be one of them :) hahaha. Yes they have stupid things...but WHO CARES!!?? I had a great time and so did you. Oh, DK64 Sucks. The real DK's games were in the SNES Ohh yeaaahh.

[XbirthdayXmassacreX]

You have 100% missed the entire point. Why are you assuming I'm criticizing them?

[merajtenghel]

It looks like, I still don't know why? We don't have to see actually a video of games being played like a 6 year old. Actually it was pretty boring. I really don't know how I got here in this video...and I didn't read the comments before now I know. Still this is weird to me and boring...but more weird hahaha. Anyway I assumed you were criticizing them because the stupid things don't look real and are imposible in real life...well except for Chepelle's show that did Vice City.

[GeneralGuy50]

well screw you then! At least DK64 is better than DKC2 and 3, those sucked even more!

[NavrasReaktor]

what kind of "humor" is this...?

¬¬

[zander984]

Having a character run in a circle or into a wall isn't video game stupidity, it's gamer stupidity. Lame ass video.

[heisanevilgenius]

Way to miss the entire point.

[DrewRadley]

Is this supposed to be funny?

[heisanevilgenius]

Not one of my better chapters, I guess. But it has its moments.

[girlfriend09te]

Very nice, is one of the best options to show some defects of videos games, however, come the PS2, 3 and the x360?

[mefik]

loll great video, you should show the stupidity of ''Big Rigs''

[jimgolderg]

ha ha ha ha, i liked the paper mario with his mallet the best

[CEES1ER]

7:25 - 7:43

LOL

the donkey kong part was funny "Ugh ugh ugh ugh.."

[matttheman597]

"You won't shoot me, foolish child!"

[Tchibisama]

2;40 LMFAO XD

*Looks at the dick*...

''I'm surprised You Lived This Long!''

[fisk0]

"for england, james!" BOOM

[Megadieu]

XD Boris will may takes the body armour, but no!!! BOUM

[mrty89]

what amazes me most is how similar DK is to banjo kazzooi

[Kaka11Dean]

LOL at the end, "Mr president your in danger KABOOM!!!

[StuffedMannequin]

its so much fun to dink around in goldeneye

[walterbaldeon]

Damn you have a lot of games, i can't believe you were able todo all this all by yourself. It truly amaze just to watch and wonder how much effort and scripting you had to do for this. Simply put it, you're a god!

[generfeld]

haha LOVED 8:45. Spinning gun turret! Also, in N64 Goldeneye, you can detonate remote mines by pressing A and B at the same time when remote mines are selected. You don't have to hit A and switch to the watch detonater. A handy little trick that's great

[nytrox84]

3:56 was the best xD

[AgeOfPisces]

I LMAO when the computer lab blew up!

[franerg]

man that's so funny!!

[Latincitizen]

in yoru video, there a lot of stupidity made by you the consecptor of the games don't expect you to be stupid like that ...

[heisanevilgenius]

...what?

[guigowlo]

4:18 i always do that

[kochkochkoch]

"you won't shhot me, foolish child!" *gunshots*

LOL

[AirForce1GoBooooooom]

Pretty funny stuff, especially when you shot the CI soldier in the face with the lazer. Speaking of Perfect Dark, theres a hilarious bit in the Carrington Villa stage (if you plan to make a sequel) that involves a sniper standing next to a lighthouse (?) on a small island across the bay. Just lock onto him with you rocket launcher in secondary fire mode and pull the trigger. It will fly around him like an angry wasp for at least a minute before it finally explodes.

[inuyasha331]

I might still be there when you stop clowning around...

[compkards]

Mr. President, your in danger.... boooooom! haha i love et!

[Guncriminal]

ROFLMAO at 6:40

[LegendOfLink5130]

lol. you won't shoot me foolish child *wanna bet* *machine gun sound*

[ExitJMouse]

OH SNAP, BOND SHOOTS SUPPOSITORIES

[BDirt05]

Goldeneye was the most funniest, shulda shown da part when Bond dies

[lancekol]

do you think i could find the legend of zelda and dk in thrift shops?

good video!

[fanozer]

whats the point???

i loved killing natalya, anyways

[DarthEndar]

It's funner chucking the mine on the presidents face, there's some about blowing up the old guys face that I find fun!

[CoTeCiOtm]

Hahahahhhahaha!! I laughed a lot!! Awesome, dude!! 5/5 without thinking twice!

Natalya got owned xD!

I personally preffered the Goldeneye, PD and Donkey kong ones xD!

[timaaaahhhh]

Most of it was just lame.

[Ricsi1011]

Donkey Kong 64 (N64)

Goldeneye (N64)

Legnd of Zelda: Majora's Mask (N64)

Paper Mario (N64)

Resident Evil is funniest

[ThePhony]

ah srry i just got a impression

[ThePhony]

so many people take this to seriously he's just trying to say he hates noobs

[heisanevilgenius]

Uhhhhh no, I'm just trying to say it's fun to play games in nonconventional ways. Where do you get "I hate noobs" from?

[theitmoo1]

hey you forgot perfect dark

[heisanevilgenius]

Fixed. Thanks.

[tigeress1001]

I love how Chunky swims (Donkey Kong 64)

[EvilTediz597]

Trevlan got owned!

[Soupman3452]

LOL at 3:04 through 3:08

[elldawg12]

ahh good times da oldy days :)

[heisanevilgenius]

Okay, just so we're clear, I'm not saying the games are stupid and make no sense. I'm just trying to play them in a stupid way. Relax, dude.

[BlackScarletLove]

lol ove what you did to the guy with the laser in PD, and what you did to natalya. but with the scientist, why didnt you add the clip of him jumping and holding his ass instead?

[LukiSurvival]

Loool poor Natalya whoever she is :D

[DerHalbeEuro]

:D

omg....

[skyblot]

what was that game at 2:30?

[illogicalexistence]

Perfect Dark for N64

[toninhopavan2]

stupid video, 10 stupid minutes

was it supposed to be funny?

[supermariomaniac]

3:55 bleed through the anus

[HyperSonicXtreme]

LOL!! you killed the President

[BladeGT]

My favorite ones are the "You wont shoot me foolish child", For England and the desk mines.

[MadSk8ter]

That was funny when you were playing Perfect Dark and zapped your partner (I forgot his name)

[BlackScarletLove]

Perfect Rick.

[Shadoboy]

Hahaha! That pretty much sums up what I did when a friend lent me his Golden Eye game XD

[Mistertbones]

Another funny video! Especially the Mario scenes. By the way, what is PSX short for?

[heisanevilgenius]

Playstation.

[Zycyzyx]

Great work... love all the 007/Perfect Dark stuff.

I always hated that smartass in the Carrington Institute basement. I remember doing all sorts of ridiculous things trying kill him. :)

"Mr. President, you're in danger!"

A classic. It's always so tempting to do that instead of actually finishing the mission... preferrably with a proxy mine to the face.

[ClevelandRock]

This is better than educational television.

I have catching up to do.