Oliver (born circa 1958) is a Common Chimpanzee and a former performing ape once promoted as a missing link or "Humanzee" due to his unusually human-like face and a tendency to walk upright. Despite his somewhat unusual appearance and behavior, scientists determined in the 1990s that Oliver is not a human-chimpanzee hybrid.
In fact, Oliver was later proven to have 48 chromosomes just like any other chimpanzee.
He looks different simply because of variation of the species. Heck, look at how dogs can look very different from each other yet they are all the same species.
So that chick is like Lea Thompson in the Howard the Duck film. She wanted to f*ck that chimp while Lea f*cked Howard the Duck. Only Lea was a slut in a movie, that Japanese girl was a real life slut
Stalin tried to make armies of ape men, seriously. Guys in some countries get busted for bangin orangutan prostitues, and women do sometimes get raped by gorillas. Maybe hes the product of a hybrid mother and a human father. Hmmm looks ape to men not a real hybrid.
@blondecat666 Meow, another white girl who gets testy at a guy's "yellow fever". Trust me, we dont like it any better than white girls going after black dudes, double standards are for the weak .
@insertclevernickname I didn't really mean it that way. I think that guy is a chauvinistic pig and most probably has a tiny dick. LOL I was merely trying to defend all womankind. Men are useless anyways. BTW what do you call a female chauvinist? English is only my third language and I never came across a word that describes a woman who thinks man are useless...
@UnoQueLlegaYDice Ok. So your answer is that a woman who thinks men are useless is an idiot. So please back up your argument here. I do think men are useless. I am a single Mom, I make good money, I take care of my child emotional, intellectual and financial needs. My ex doesn't pay me a dime as child support, nevertheless I let him see his son, because I never want to alienate them. I would also not say a bad word about his Dad. How am I an eejit?
@blondecat666 you girls dont say it to feel better about that u actually think it. Just in this case u feel so proud of what you are writting making ur self the good woman and the victim but you know you have adverse thought, you women now think u r superior than men, specially blonds...
@karioka2 Just looked at your channel, and your occupation is in LAW? With that grammar (and English is my third language) I guess you are a cleaner at a law office.
@blondecat666 I am on my good and lazy weekend, lying in bed with a laptop my my side, but you are wrong, i speak 3 languages and have 2 law degrees, I cant be bothered to get into your grammar context so i am typing from quite a distance in my laptop! ... but on the other hand, I loved your quite smart and structured argument as a response to my comment! ;) cheers!... and next time if u r not so sure with who u would like to marry, use a condom before opening ur legs..
@karioka2 I never said I ever wanted to get married and I never did. As a person, I am very capable of doing my own things. I don't need a man to tell me what to do in exchange of financial benefits. I opened my legs because I wanted a child in a natural way as opposed to getting a donor that I don't know. I was not complaining that I don't get child support, I was merely stating the facts. Why on Earth do you ever have to marry? I guess US women just go from Daddy to husband. Huge achievement.
@nooben2009 Where have ever stated I hated men? To think you are useless is not hate. And to come up with a WW2 ref is very immature, then again, you are a man, so 26 is practically a baby.I love men, but the way most women think of your 'use' (sorry for the lack of a better word, I don't mean any disrespect) is mostly financial. So if I disliked any of the sexes, it would be rather the women for using men to be 'secure' (translated 'money') from West to East and Far-East, only different styles.
@blondecat666 oh my fault i apologize so you don't hate men you just find one use for them and that is to get money?
well i am gonna respect your opinion about men but unlike you who believe that half of earth population is useless. I believe that every human being on this planet has a use and i don't care were they live, who they are, what they have done in the past or what they believe in.
I read an article about this and the strange thing is that Oliver in fact was a lab made chimp and was a cross between human sperm and chimp ovaries...they said that the rate of succes for that is only 1%...the rest is history
The fact that the chimp shook his hand and reached to touch his elbow with the other is clearly training. Humans aren't born with the "instinct" to shake hands, they're taught. So how could it possibly be "natural" for a chimp? Wake up, people! No matter how close the DNA is, humans and chimps are different species. And the artificial production of a Liger in no way makes a lion and a tiger the same species so how could cross-breeding a chimp and human imply that the two are the same?
Ha, I hear ya. I'm in the same boat. I think it's because women tend to prefer males with ape like intelligence. You should hear them talk about how they like the bad boys because they're "unpredictable" and "wild". A lot of the descriptions of what they're finding greatly resembles that of a chimp.
@yaaah25 They're a bit nutty in Japan....these are the same people who sell used panties at train stations (no joke) and have shows where the object is to sneak into a girl's room and measure her boobs without waking her, and orchestrated a mass orgy of like 1,000 people fucking simultaneously. Hentai. Need I say more? :P llol they should've let the weird chick do it...if only for the curiousity of the result. And her getting torn apart by a chimp.
HOLY CRAP! Did anyone see the Vulcan boy at 3:54 . Man the stuff you see in old film like the time travelling old ladt talking on the cell phone in one of Charlie Chaplin's movie but I discovered this one. A wooo hoooooo.
Yeah, you can't leave Japs alone for too long. You know as soon as you take your eyes off of them they're trying to broadcast a woman fucking a chimp on live TV.
I know it was different times, but what is it with leashes? Do they have to be so tight? They claim that Oliver was human like, but... they certainly don't look like they're treated him like one. Even I think twice before putting a leash on my dog.
@NewZealfighter Erm, that might be the most ridiculous comment I've ever seen. Plenty of animals show an interest in sexual contact with humans and plenty of people have sex with animals. Do you think they should be free to do so?
ha ha,It may be true.It would be natural for Oliver to feel attracted to human women.
However, I amit I have seen some crazy shit like a woman an a horse and a few women with a Dog and the Women were pretty however they must have had some serious mental and self esteem issues.I can't imagine why a woman would allow that to happen.We have all seen some crazy stuff on the net.
No, I don't think that should be allowed.In fact there should be by laws against it.
It's just a chimp but you can see hear how foolish people behave when this might happen. HALF a human, but still they use it like any dog on a show. Poor thing.
@Saartje05 that "poor thing" could with ease,tear a adult human in two .
in the wild oliver was outcast becuase of his oddity . at least in the human world he was mostly pampered . so although the lease seems harsh it was nesscery .btw,i see they sell leash body harnasses for childern too so they don't run off in a store etc
I know a chimp can tear a human in two, but that has NOTHING to do with how they treated the animal. Or do you feel that because it's a chimp can do that it's ok to abuse it?
@Saartje05 as i pointed out already Oliver was treated quite well except for the 9 years in the research facility but then we have millions of citizens living in smaller cells for the hanous crime of drug use . I assure you,oliver did better living with humans then he would have living with apes were he was rejected and would have most likely been killed
@crabtrap Except for nine years? Lol. And please don't compare the abuse of an animal with people being locked up for drugs abuse. Those are totally different things. We're talking about Oliver, not about humans, not about other animals. I can point out much worse things, but that's not what we're talking about here. Also the whole Oliver story is totally ridiculous. First thing I thought was 'why wouldn't it be a chimp with a physical problem?"
@Saartje05 ya,he was incarceratad for 9 years,that sucks so what is your point?
As for your "physical problem" statement; if Oliver's "physical problem" was he was appearantly of higher itellegt then a standard chimp and he ,for some reason, new how to be bipedal and had the bone structure to do that . that alone makes him a genetic mystery . i don't think you know much about genetics
humans dont naturally know to shake someones hand upon greeting everyone is tought to do so, i am not certain on my opinion of oliver's genetics but that guy doesnt know what he is talking about at the end
Oh, right and who the fuck are you to talk? Oops, YEAAA: Some dude who probably either only graduate from high school or college, and even then only has an "average" understanding of science. Which is a very low understanding thereby. Most people tend to forget everything they learned about science.
Even after that, when were you taught/graduated? 'Cuz much of what was taught in the past has been proven to be incorrect. Thus, much of your "scientific knowledge" is flawed.
im still being taught and i have no idea what your getting at but i think your a prick. if you where to go to one of the few tribes untouched by modern technology i gaurantee that they would not shake hands upon greeting.
@TheMcdangerous I agree I immediately thought "Diseased Chimp" when I started watching this. I am sure what Oliver really is is a chimp with a chromosomal disorder.
Scientist have alot going on now and they want human and money to mix so bad. I wonder was there something going on like maybe implanting human sperm into a chimp or planting chimp sperm into a human. lol I WONDER so what he came from africa he had a white owner he was bought so before the black and white issue starts lets think about who is trying to make cloning legal and shit scientist.
@SchmokeDaBong because he's still a wild animal! I don't trust chimps. Not after hearing about all those chimps attacking their owners. But I kinda also think those people didn't know how to handle them to begin with.
It never occured to you that he could've been kept in captivity with HUMANS from a young age? Picking up walking upright, smoking, acting human-like comes from that? Wow you guys are really idiots.
i tottaly agree with him, u see there are albino's in the wild, this could be some sort of it. and they also made him 16 years live with humans (and not normal human ape trainers for circus and tv, they learnd to walk up right) and his DNA had the same cromosomes as normal ape's
yes yes that explains everything becuse chimps look like that and some how living with humnas magicly changed his hips so he could walk up right thanks for clerifiying this whole thing up for everyone over the past 49 years we have been trying to find out what oliver was im glad some moron on youtube made his genius guess that made everything so clear you a damn hero you fucking retard
Are you too dumb to realise that after walking upright his hips and every joint in his bones get used to it, and his back. Apes in the wild normally dont walk upright, although they can, but they dont need to. If an ape is FORCED to walk upright, from an early age or not, of course that's the way he's going to move around, just as uncomfortable it is for us humans to walk like a chimpanzee on all four, it is for him to go back to his old "ways".
Also, havent you seen where someone who's clearly unable to walk, perhaps because of some back/nerve damage, gets treatment in form of physical therapy. All of a sudden, from sitting in a wheelchair, he slowly gains the ability to walk. Wow, you are really closeminded.
im close minded? you are the closeminded one my friend you just dont want except somthing like this so you make up stupid rationlization to explain it that makes no sense do you really think if you were right that the only reason for this anomile was he spent time with humans there would be all this intrest in oliver use you damn head your some fucking idiot on youtube not a fucking scientist but what you fail to relize is the people studying him are your not as fuckin smart as you think you are
So you're so ignorant that you cant realize that the ones who "bought" him, knows the history, but says something completely different so that they can make money out of him? Wow, you really are dumb
@rydag11 So? So every ape is trained exactly the same? How do you know they didnt kill his mother, took him when he was a small baby and raised him exactly how they wanted, and then sold him? An ape doesnt smoke naturally, nore walk upright. it's a learnt behaviour.
Did you even watch part 1 of these? The 2nd ever owner of Oliver.. whom still trains chimpanzees.. thats like 40 years... perfectly explains it. Go watch it before you try to be a smart ass.
id bbq oliver, yummy
ijdow 1 week ago
Mankey!
Vikitoria00 3 weeks ago
This is wrong. People are sickening. I have enough of the fucking people! Bring on the population control!
gerwazjana 2 months ago
retarded americans
goatencopyrighted 3 months ago
and this gentlemen, is how aids started
vinny12366 4 months ago 4
he got stressed out when the actress wanted to mate with Oliver cuz he himself can't get some..... xD
rexviper8 4 months ago
@rexviper8 LOLOLOL
Mammasaymammasaw 2 weeks ago
"2girls1chimp" 0.o
GoGoserGo 4 months ago 2
i'm a believer
montaguejoe 4 months ago
@montaguejoe I'm a belieber
TheManGuyDude 1 month ago
this was back when channel 5 actully had things worth watching on it
vencugar 5 months ago 8
Typical Japanese..
benxander 5 months ago
They shouldve let oliver get some. That japanese chick was gonna take one for the team
mrburns805 5 months ago 2
i would have fucked a chimp, or at least donate my sperm. For science.
dalton696 5 months ago
If you cared to listen the Jap didnt actually want to fuck a chimp, it was a publicity stunt which was supposed to and did boost her career.
DannyEddy357 5 months ago
A Japanese woman wanted to fuck the humanzee? LOL. Only in Japan.
PrimeConsciousness 5 months ago 14
@PrimeConsciousness I usually say "only in america" when i hear something strange, iv'e come to realize.... there are freaks everywhere
barronzaren 13 hours ago
So this actress was willing to have sex with a chimp on live TV... in the name of science? That's not science, that's just a really creepy fetish.
tecksipport 5 months ago
This documentary feels cheap, but the content is surprisingly restrained and intelligent. I forgive them for stringing out the conclusion.
DSDMovies 5 months ago
Oliver (born circa 1958) is a Common Chimpanzee and a former performing ape once promoted as a missing link or "Humanzee" due to his unusually human-like face and a tendency to walk upright. Despite his somewhat unusual appearance and behavior, scientists determined in the 1990s that Oliver is not a human-chimpanzee hybrid.
Zzaztur 5 months ago
@Zzaztur Bah, you spoiled the obvious conclusion.
DSDMovies 5 months ago
This is the chimp Andy circus mimiced when playing Caesar im planet of the apes 2
SteelTurtleM17 5 months ago
In fact, Oliver was later proven to have 48 chromosomes just like any other chimpanzee.
He looks different simply because of variation of the species. Heck, look at how dogs can look very different from each other yet they are all the same species.
MamoDad 6 months ago
Take that fuckin' chain off his neck and let him be freeeeee!!!
grappler84 6 months ago
So that chick is like Lea Thompson in the Howard the Duck film. She wanted to f*ck that chimp while Lea f*cked Howard the Duck. Only Lea was a slut in a movie, that Japanese girl was a real life slut
dbdh8 6 months ago
That's pretty low, cockblocking a chimp.
UGZmagazine 6 months ago in playlist Oliver The Humanzee
The safe thing like always is to just have the actress give him head
thomasuras 6 months ago
Stalin tried to make armies of ape men, seriously. Guys in some countries get busted for bangin orangutan prostitues, and women do sometimes get raped by gorillas. Maybe hes the product of a hybrid mother and a human father. Hmmm looks ape to men not a real hybrid.
wheelmanstan 6 months ago
that actress looks like sun from lost lol
nicksticknick 6 months ago
Lol crazy japs
DTX85 7 months ago
i think it's so cruel that he's chained up. and he should be wearing clothes as he's half-human.
meghamillie 7 months ago
@meghamillie They treat him like King Kong
THEDARKKNlGHT1939 6 months ago
the monkeys from the 50s are really funny!!!!
yeahbuddy93 7 months ago
No! Don't have sex with that! Have sex with ME!!! It's Japanese after all! lol
lanceawatt 8 months ago 3
its called a nigger
truealchemist10 9 months ago
OF COURSE that "research" was far from conclusive!! A subject like Oliver needs far more time in SERIOUS research than a damn TV SHOW!!!
cleanhomer 9 months ago
The lawyer reminds me of George Costansa from Seinfeld! haha
CubaColombianito 9 months ago
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Karl Pilkington has a head like a f*cking orange!
seethroughskin 9 months ago
Shoulda let the monkey bump uglies with that Japanese actress. Poor guy needs to get some tail, and shes game. Dont fucking televise it tho, nasty.
insertclevernickname 10 months ago
Japan is more weird than all the countries on the planet put together.
takerdust 10 months ago
Planet of the Apes
businesseast 10 months ago
PLANET OF THE APES
businesseast 10 months ago
I wouldn't mind a piece of that asian ass myself...lol
onemoreturn 10 months ago
@onemoreturn Asian pussy is the best pussy, tight as twelve year olds the lot of them.
insertclevernickname 10 months ago
@insertclevernickname Sure. Heaven for the tiny dicks!!!
blondecat666 9 months ago
@blondecat666 Meow, another white girl who gets testy at a guy's "yellow fever". Trust me, we dont like it any better than white girls going after black dudes, double standards are for the weak .
insertclevernickname 9 months ago
@insertclevernickname I didn't really mean it that way. I think that guy is a chauvinistic pig and most probably has a tiny dick. LOL I was merely trying to defend all womankind. Men are useless anyways. BTW what do you call a female chauvinist? English is only my third language and I never came across a word that describes a woman who thinks man are useless...
blondecat666 9 months ago
@blondecat666 It's called an idiot.
UnoQueLlegaYDice 8 months ago
@UnoQueLlegaYDice Ok. So your answer is that a woman who thinks men are useless is an idiot. So please back up your argument here. I do think men are useless. I am a single Mom, I make good money, I take care of my child emotional, intellectual and financial needs. My ex doesn't pay me a dime as child support, nevertheless I let him see his son, because I never want to alienate them. I would also not say a bad word about his Dad. How am I an eejit?
blondecat666 8 months ago
@blondecat666 you girls dont say it to feel better about that u actually think it. Just in this case u feel so proud of what you are writting making ur self the good woman and the victim but you know you have adverse thought, you women now think u r superior than men, specially blonds...
karioka2 6 months ago
@karioka2 I don't feel superior, I am only doing my job raising my child without any help from his Dad. Watch your grammar, because it sucks.
blondecat666 6 months ago
@blondecat666 let me know if u wanna argue so I can grab my computer.... however, i dont think it will be necessary...I believe you've had enough....
karioka2 6 months ago
@karioka2 Just looked at your channel, and your occupation is in LAW? With that grammar (and English is my third language) I guess you are a cleaner at a law office.
blondecat666 6 months ago
@blondecat666 I am on my good and lazy weekend, lying in bed with a laptop my my side, but you are wrong, i speak 3 languages and have 2 law degrees, I cant be bothered to get into your grammar context so i am typing from quite a distance in my laptop! ... but on the other hand, I loved your quite smart and structured argument as a response to my comment! ;) cheers!... and next time if u r not so sure with who u would like to marry, use a condom before opening ur legs..
karioka2 6 months ago
@karioka2 I never said I ever wanted to get married and I never did. As a person, I am very capable of doing my own things. I don't need a man to tell me what to do in exchange of financial benefits. I opened my legs because I wanted a child in a natural way as opposed to getting a donor that I don't know. I was not complaining that I don't get child support, I was merely stating the facts. Why on Earth do you ever have to marry? I guess US women just go from Daddy to husband. Huge achievement.
blondecat666 6 months ago
@blondecat666 Because men are superior
TheManGuyDude 1 month ago
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karioka2 6 months ago
@blondecat666 why do you hate men? if you truly think that men are useless you are not better then the nazi during WW2
nooben2009 6 months ago
@nooben2009 Where have ever stated I hated men? To think you are useless is not hate. And to come up with a WW2 ref is very immature, then again, you are a man, so 26 is practically a baby.I love men, but the way most women think of your 'use' (sorry for the lack of a better word, I don't mean any disrespect) is mostly financial. So if I disliked any of the sexes, it would be rather the women for using men to be 'secure' (translated 'money') from West to East and Far-East, only different styles.
blondecat666 6 months ago
@blondecat666 oh my fault i apologize so you don't hate men you just find one use for them and that is to get money?
well i am gonna respect your opinion about men but unlike you who believe that half of earth population is useless. I believe that every human being on this planet has a use and i don't care were they live, who they are, what they have done in the past or what they believe in.
nooben2009 6 months ago
@blondecat666 Hey, just shut up. I hate people saying 'No offense' and actually saying something very offensive.
KarstenOkk 6 months ago
@KarstenOkk No offense, *insert offensive statement here*
TheManGuyDude 1 month ago
that guy should have let oliver get laid with that hot asian chick!
Klarkao 10 months ago
I read an article about this and the strange thing is that Oliver in fact was a lab made chimp and was a cross between human sperm and chimp ovaries...they said that the rate of succes for that is only 1%...the rest is history
Eddy0Raven 10 months ago
The fact that the chimp shook his hand and reached to touch his elbow with the other is clearly training. Humans aren't born with the "instinct" to shake hands, they're taught. So how could it possibly be "natural" for a chimp? Wake up, people! No matter how close the DNA is, humans and chimps are different species. And the artificial production of a Liger in no way makes a lion and a tiger the same species so how could cross-breeding a chimp and human imply that the two are the same?
1000mishi 11 months ago
but he does not look half human at all.
MrJudas666666 11 months ago
why so=ay no to him mating with that japanese actress? why would you be so offended by that?
elchasai 11 months ago
@elchasai he would of torn her apart
IronMindedGods 10 months ago
@IronMindedGods chimp dicks are much smaller than human dicks
elchasai 10 months ago
@elchasai I don't mean the dick, I mean how vicious they are as lovers
IronMindedGods 10 months ago
@IronMindedGods well they could have chained him up or something...those japanese engineers are ingenious as the latest earthquake has shown
elchasai 10 months ago
If he's so tame... why do they need a chain around his neck??? Looks like the beginnings of Planet of the Apes..
Shame on us a humans..... I feel sorry for him....
mrfoltz 11 months ago
If he's so tame... why do they need a chain around his neck??? Looks like the beginnings of Planet of the Apes.. Shame on us a humans.....
mrfoltz 11 months ago
@mrfoltz NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! GOD - DAMN - YOU! GOD - DAMN - YOU ALL TO HELL! <XO
supah1337B 11 months ago
@supah1337B LOL!
mrfoltz 11 months ago
@mrfoltz Sorry, Quote - Unquote :D
supah1337B 11 months ago
who would fuck a hybrid on camera. It's pretty much porn then
utimo1122 11 months ago
So, a hot Japanese actress is willing to fuck some weird chimp, but an average Joe like me can't even get a date from the less-than-average Jane?
This world sucks.
yaaah25 1 year ago 63
@yaaah25 Um, did you watch the video? It was a publicity stunt.
striker1224 11 months ago
@yaaah25 r u that ugly mate?perhaps u should consider going Gay... hahah
karioka2 6 months ago
@yaaah25
Ha, I hear ya. I'm in the same boat. I think it's because women tend to prefer males with ape like intelligence. You should hear them talk about how they like the bad boys because they're "unpredictable" and "wild". A lot of the descriptions of what they're finding greatly resembles that of a chimp.
AltairEgo1 5 months ago
@yaaah25 They're a bit nutty in Japan....these are the same people who sell used panties at train stations (no joke) and have shows where the object is to sneak into a girl's room and measure her boobs without waking her, and orchestrated a mass orgy of like 1,000 people fucking simultaneously. Hentai. Need I say more? :P llol they should've let the weird chick do it...if only for the curiousity of the result. And her getting torn apart by a chimp.
sonbuhitsunei 4 months ago
@sonbuhitsunei Yeah torn apart withhis hands or something because ape's have baby human dicks.
philyB08 3 months ago
HOLY CRAP! Did anyone see the Vulcan boy at 3:54 . Man the stuff you see in old film like the time travelling old ladt talking on the cell phone in one of Charlie Chaplin's movie but I discovered this one. A wooo hoooooo.
Maheekun 1 year ago
@Maheekun what exactly did u discover? like im not making fun of you im just confused
ciaranhannonyoyo 1 year ago
To see Pilkington in the same room as Oliver would be the funniest thing that has ever happened.
Clivepom 1 year ago 5
Yeah, you can't leave Japs alone for too long. You know as soon as you take your eyes off of them they're trying to broadcast a woman fucking a chimp on live TV.
senorvolasco 1 year ago 5
Do you know what the Monkees said when asked if Oliver was a humanzee?
"I'm a Believer"
macarthur19 1 year ago
There was one report where Oliver shook The Mayor of new York's hand, leaned over, whispered in his ear and said "your fly is open".
bigkingsha 1 year ago 3
wow that hoe wanted a monkey dick in her HAHAHAHAAHAHAH FUCKIN 2 DOLLER HOE
GodsGift420v 1 year ago
hey hey with the monkeys
macroevolve 1 year ago
Impressive, but I think he was 100% chimp.
LifesongMD 1 year ago
I bet my penis is bigger than olivers
89Blitz 1 year ago
ewww what a slutty actress if she was gnna have sex with the chimp?? what a freaking hoe!! thats bloody discusting and beyond low. science my ass!!
mzkraziiy 1 year ago 23
@mzkraziiy They clearly said that it was just a stunt to boost her career
UnoQueLlegaYDice 8 months ago
@mzkraziiy you sound like a jealous dyke
turtles12 7 months ago
@mzkraziiy Do you know much about Japanese porn? There's some weird shit there.
iammadness 6 months ago
@mzkraziiy
Welcome to Japan.
FreshSqueezedLoyalty 3 months ago
I know it was different times, but what is it with leashes? Do they have to be so tight? They claim that Oliver was human like, but... they certainly don't look like they're treated him like one. Even I think twice before putting a leash on my dog.
alecton 1 year ago
Oliver would have wanted to breed with a human woman,so why not let him if it was consenual.
However,I could not imagine the woman that would allow that.That would be insane
but Iam so there would be a woman that would allow it from what I have seen on milliondollarfreeload
NewZealfighter 1 year ago
@NewZealfighter Erm, that might be the most ridiculous comment I've ever seen. Plenty of animals show an interest in sexual contact with humans and plenty of people have sex with animals. Do you think they should be free to do so?
Aardvarked88 1 year ago
@Aardvarked88
ha ha,It may be true.It would be natural for Oliver to feel attracted to human women.
However, I amit I have seen some crazy shit like a woman an a horse and a few women with a Dog and the Women were pretty however they must have had some serious mental and self esteem issues.I can't imagine why a woman would allow that to happen.We have all seen some crazy stuff on the net.
No, I don't think that should be allowed.In fact there should be by laws against it.
NewZealfighter 1 year ago
who the FUCK would want to have a monkey dick in their vagina
masterfun101 1 year ago
@masterfun101 Kim Kardashian
eyetolduso 1 year ago
Get to the part he starts editing audio for XFM!
metalorg 1 year ago 2
He was taken to Japan and had relations with the actress. Both him and the monkey
Lewmew22 1 year ago
good publicity for her career? surprised La Lohan hasn't cottened on for the sake of her career ahahahaahah
isitomorrowyet 1 year ago
didn't make money thats why millar got rid of him.
Bristow42 1 year ago
Dude... that japanese chick wanted to have sex wit oliver? LMFAO ders sum fuckin freaks. Oliver is da MAN !
rjoaao 1 year ago
they should put a leesh on his nuts so if he did something wrong it would hurt badly
thats mans weak spot its probably the same for him
Yodawodadoda 1 year ago
the japanese are fucking weirdo's
21centurynostradamus 1 year ago
hes got 47 chromosomes while humans have 46 and chimps have 48. Down syndrome monkey, basically
MrRatfinkJR 1 year ago
@MrRatfinkJR Downs syndrome is an EXTRA 21st chromosome not a missing chromosome so it's not basically a chimp with downs syndrome.
Martianeddie 1 year ago
i am amazed the japs didnt cut it up allive and eat it while the thing was watching still
deadmanssss 1 year ago
@deadmanssss
Shut the fuck up you white piece of shit, don't try on comment on things your small mind can't comprehend.
FuckingEnforcer 1 year ago
that's the last time I donate to a sperm bank, who knows what happens to it :)
jamesjonesrocket 1 year ago
I love that they clapped about his fucked up head, hahahahaha
ZebraJones01 1 year ago
If they're going to put him on a leash at least slap a speedo on him!!!!!
briscoeslochico 1 year ago
Oliver probably watched other people shake hands and simply imitated them.
jessiessica 1 year ago
Birds use tools too. They use rocks to open nuts.
jessiessica 1 year ago
I also noticed they pulled his canine teeth. Yeah, they really 'loved' this chimp.
Saartje05 1 year ago
It's just a chimp but you can see hear how foolish people behave when this might happen. HALF a human, but still they use it like any dog on a show. Poor thing.
Saartje05 1 year ago
@Saartje05 that "poor thing" could with ease,tear a adult human in two .
in the wild oliver was outcast becuase of his oddity . at least in the human world he was mostly pampered . so although the lease seems harsh it was nesscery .btw,i see they sell leash body harnasses for childern too so they don't run off in a store etc
crabtrap 1 year ago
@crabtrap
I know a chimp can tear a human in two, but that has NOTHING to do with how they treated the animal. Or do you feel that because it's a chimp can do that it's ok to abuse it?
Saartje05 1 year ago
@Saartje05 as i pointed out already Oliver was treated quite well except for the 9 years in the research facility but then we have millions of citizens living in smaller cells for the hanous crime of drug use . I assure you,oliver did better living with humans then he would have living with apes were he was rejected and would have most likely been killed
crabtrap 1 year ago
@crabtrap Except for nine years? Lol. And please don't compare the abuse of an animal with people being locked up for drugs abuse. Those are totally different things. We're talking about Oliver, not about humans, not about other animals. I can point out much worse things, but that's not what we're talking about here. Also the whole Oliver story is totally ridiculous. First thing I thought was 'why wouldn't it be a chimp with a physical problem?"
Saartje05 1 year ago
@Saartje05 ya,he was incarceratad for 9 years,that sucks so what is your point?
As for your "physical problem" statement; if Oliver's "physical problem" was he was appearantly of higher itellegt then a standard chimp and he ,for some reason, new how to be bipedal and had the bone structure to do that . that alone makes him a genetic mystery . i don't think you know much about genetics
crabtrap 1 year ago
what abunch of dicks the japenese are.
markyaz1968 1 year ago
he looks like an old ass man
wildabeest4 2 years ago
his eye looks weird, sometimes it looks like its about to kill someone
TenguMT 2 years ago 3
humans dont naturally know to shake someones hand upon greeting everyone is tought to do so, i am not certain on my opinion of oliver's genetics but that guy doesnt know what he is talking about at the end
andyisapro 2 years ago 3
Oh, right and who the fuck are you to talk? Oops, YEAAA: Some dude who probably either only graduate from high school or college, and even then only has an "average" understanding of science. Which is a very low understanding thereby. Most people tend to forget everything they learned about science.
Even after that, when were you taught/graduated? 'Cuz much of what was taught in the past has been proven to be incorrect. Thus, much of your "scientific knowledge" is flawed.
Rarez2 1 year ago
im still being taught and i have no idea what your getting at but i think your a prick. if you where to go to one of the few tribes untouched by modern technology i gaurantee that they would not shake hands upon greeting.
andyisapro 1 year ago
hes kind of just looks like a gimped chimp with downes syndrome or something
TheMcdangerous 2 years ago 27
@TheMcdangerous yup, even nature has its retards
Ulai777 1 year ago
@Ulai777 You mean lemmings?
MassiveSteel 1 year ago
@MassiveSteel no, I mean retarded animals, I have seen retarded cats and such. It happens when the gene pool is too shallow
Ulai777 1 year ago
@Ulai777 I know what you ment it was a joke.
MassiveSteel 1 year ago
@TheMcdangerous I agree I immediately thought "Diseased Chimp" when I started watching this. I am sure what Oliver really is is a chimp with a chromosomal disorder.
wheelzwheela 1 year ago
@TheMcdangerous What does gimped mean? Like photoshopped but with GIMP?
thisusernameistaken2 1 year ago
@TheMcdangerous Yeah, but that story would never turn a buck.
bronco3250 1 year ago
@TheMcdangerous he kinda looks like a hairy human with a damaged jaw and a disability
i am not against downs or other handi-capped people i am just saying
makutateridax200 1 year ago
wow that lawyer is a such a c*ckblock
toast57 2 years ago 5
Scientist have alot going on now and they want human and money to mix so bad. I wonder was there something going on like maybe implanting human sperm into a chimp or planting chimp sperm into a human. lol I WONDER so what he came from africa he had a white owner he was bought so before the black and white issue starts lets think about who is trying to make cloning legal and shit scientist.
MissezConfusion07 2 years ago
we might clone more humans, because we don't have enough of them, yeah sure.
DSD1v57BG32 2 years ago 2
Was she the first one who contract AIDS?
whescar 2 years ago
why do they need to keep it on a fucking leash, let the poor lad be free lol
SchmokeDaBong 2 years ago 47
@SchmokeDaBong I would imagine it's because that chimp could rip a humans face off faster than most people could throw a few punches.
Aardvarked88 1 year ago
have you seen that lady's face after the chimp attack?
amyss27 1 year ago
@SchmokeDaBong because he's still a wild animal! I don't trust chimps. Not after hearing about all those chimps attacking their owners. But I kinda also think those people didn't know how to handle them to begin with.
rasteely 1 year ago
@SchmokeDaBong can't do that. He is african-american.
LongliveSnak2e 9 months ago
wow that japanese actress was pretty fine... too bad her and oliver didnt mate....or did they? that would be a porno i'd buy on pay per view
Isreal4realz 2 years ago
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Fucking jewish CUNT. you are a pervert.
where is Hitler when we need him?
sandipaaaaaa 2 years ago
@sandipaaaaaa Sick
rydag11 1 year ago
Kus Emek
S34CR4FT 2 years ago
They should of just let him get his rock's off with the Japanese chick poor guy want's nothing to do with chimps he's probably never got the chance.
kingsman565 2 years ago 3
omg thats so crazy it almost looks fake
mynameisdylanholcomb 2 years ago
It never occured to you that he could've been kept in captivity with HUMANS from a young age? Picking up walking upright, smoking, acting human-like comes from that? Wow you guys are really idiots.
cracktober 2 years ago
well did it ever occur to you to use your eyes? its not just his behaviour but his appearance that is undoubtably unique..not ape ...nor human.
so wow...your the fukin idiot.
dieselpower666 2 years ago
maybe cause he's an ape, who hung out with humans, making him not Human NOR ape stupid.
cracktober 2 years ago
i tottaly agree with him, u see there are albino's in the wild, this could be some sort of it. and they also made him 16 years live with humans (and not normal human ape trainers for circus and tv, they learnd to walk up right) and his DNA had the same cromosomes as normal ape's
unktzor 2 years ago
Dogs and cats live with humans. Do dogs or cats ever walk upright?
stork5100 2 years ago
hahahah you compare dogs and cats with APES?
cracktober 2 years ago
i made that same comparison and create evolution
joemadly 2 years ago 2
@stork5100 Look up Faith the wonder dog
rydag11 1 year ago
yes yes that explains everything becuse chimps look like that and some how living with humnas magicly changed his hips so he could walk up right thanks for clerifiying this whole thing up for everyone over the past 49 years we have been trying to find out what oliver was im glad some moron on youtube made his genius guess that made everything so clear you a damn hero you fucking retard
miclovin15 2 years ago
Are you too dumb to realise that after walking upright his hips and every joint in his bones get used to it, and his back. Apes in the wild normally dont walk upright, although they can, but they dont need to. If an ape is FORCED to walk upright, from an early age or not, of course that's the way he's going to move around, just as uncomfortable it is for us humans to walk like a chimpanzee on all four, it is for him to go back to his old "ways".
cracktober 2 years ago
Also, havent you seen where someone who's clearly unable to walk, perhaps because of some back/nerve damage, gets treatment in form of physical therapy. All of a sudden, from sitting in a wheelchair, he slowly gains the ability to walk. Wow, you are really closeminded.
cracktober 2 years ago
im close minded? you are the closeminded one my friend you just dont want except somthing like this so you make up stupid rationlization to explain it that makes no sense do you really think if you were right that the only reason for this anomile was he spent time with humans there would be all this intrest in oliver use you damn head your some fucking idiot on youtube not a fucking scientist but what you fail to relize is the people studying him are your not as fuckin smart as you think you are
miclovin15 2 years ago
So you're so ignorant that you cant realize that the ones who "bought" him, knows the history, but says something completely different so that they can make money out of him? Wow, you really are dumb
cracktober 2 years ago
you really think this is all just for money? your dumber than i thought did you watch the video?
miclovin15 2 years ago
So you think its NOT AT ALL for the money? And you believe them? Wow..
cracktober 2 years ago
look at it whats there to belive this is definitly not a normal chimp open your eyes
miclovin15 2 years ago
@cracktober Most apes who are raised by humans still walk like apes
rydag11 1 year ago
@rydag11 So? So every ape is trained exactly the same? How do you know they didnt kill his mother, took him when he was a small baby and raised him exactly how they wanted, and then sold him? An ape doesnt smoke naturally, nore walk upright. it's a learnt behaviour.
cracktober 1 year ago 2
Did you even watch part 1 of these? The 2nd ever owner of Oliver.. whom still trains chimpanzees.. thats like 40 years... perfectly explains it. Go watch it before you try to be a smart ass.
Rarez2 1 year ago
What is strange is that his legs are much more straight when he walks than other chimps, and his arms are shorter.
The101stMonkey 2 years ago
lol japanese actress fuck a chimp "for science"
Kurushimus 2 years ago 2