Namasensei's Japanese Lessons - Lesson 1 Grammar

[MrSillyheadSr]

Well this isn't very funny or interesting at all.

[zackfair73195]

@MrSillyheadSr Bitch do you want to learn or do you want to be entertained?

[jimgrude]

ROMAJI NOT ROMANJI. GET SOME BEER YOU SHITTY BITCH!

[DanielL5583]

@jimgrude It's the same thing. It honestly doesn't matter either way.

[AnimatedNomi]

good teacher yes, but too much swearing!!

[mementomori39]

Isn't it supposed to be Romaji, not Romanji?

[djschoolcraftmusic]

"and the last one, and final one... is Kanji."

[TheKansaiKing]

He is so funny I cant stop laughing lol, btw I live in Japan, I'm originally from England and learning Japanese is hard don't feel bad if your take awhile.

[coolpunkteen]

Blahblahblahblahblahblah-ka lol

[Tehkina]

LMFAO XDD You are awesome. New favorite teacher.

[songokukingdomhearts]

anata wa ichiban no sensei dayo ^^

[illmaticdiva]

@thegayestgoth:I Was just joking damn!



[chickensalad91]

100% In The Bitch

[mendler23]

Linking these vids in sequence would be a HUGE help. I got hiragana down, but am having trouble jumping around through other lessons.

[OhmygodSportacus]

I get it...100%!

[TraMan5]

he cus too much

[dajon220]

Lol I didn't know ka made it a question lol thanks man

[xXakuxroku813xX]

lmmfao! holy hell, ill never be scared to cuss on youtube again XD that was epic! best japanese lesson ive ever had.

[SirNutshell]

Well, I'm never drinking again while he's talking, that part at 1:55 made me spit my drink on my screen...

[illmaticdiva]

If he's on rosetta stone, i'll buy it LMAO XD

[thegayestgoth]

@illmaticdiva rosetta stone turns you into a parrot. it doesn't teach you how to read or write, which basically leave you screwed in Japan. It's like learning to speak English but being unable to read or write it -- Japanese Illiteracy...aha. ><

[TheBlackbutlerLover]

desu is pronounced dess just saying 

[1Onsokumaru1]

@TheBlackbutlerLover

It can be pronounced both ways. Most people say "dess" because it's easier. But its more formal and proper to say "Desu". But again, damn near everyone says "dess".

[TheBlackbutlerLover]

@1Onsokumaru1 i don't understand how Japanese people keep all this in there head

[CyborgNinja7]

Why do I suddenly want to watch Full Metal Jacket? 何で「Full Metal Jacket」を不意に観たいですか。

[Aeux]

my new favorite teacher....

[TheBilly]

Check out the Dictionary on Jim Breen's Japanese Page, it's an invaluable tool (Either Google that name or simply "WWWJDIC")

Try searching ローマ字 then ロマー字 in WWWJDIC and see which comes up ;)

[antdog0303]

ca ca ca ca cock lmao

[roflschofel]

komputah?

[Gyroglle]

@m1Kolu Romanji or Romaji.. It's the same thing.

[DjCyara]

@Gyroglle in japanese they write ロマー字 Romaji. "Romanji" is nonexistant.

[Gyroglle]

@DjCyara I looked it up, and apparently the right way to say it is ロマー字 indeed. Occasionaly you do see ロマン字 used as well, albeit not right.

[TheBilly]

That is wrong as well. It is a long O. Under some romanization systems, that is "roumaji", or the O gets a macron on top: rōmaji. Whenever you see "romaji" you must simply know that the O is long, as it's not indicated by the romanization.

Your kana+kanji writing of it is wrong. You made the A- long, but it's actually the O- as discussed above.

It's ローマ字 not ロマー字

As for finding "ロマン字" on the internet...there's only 600 Google results (search WITH quotes), mostly foreigners

[DynamicSymphony91]

You're fucking sorely mistaken...read a book!

[rocketpropulsion]

'Why? I don't fucking know why! Drink a beer you stupid fuck' LOL

[xXEclipticmoonsXx]

you say Ka goes at the end when its a question but i've been watching a lot of anime lately because that way i can try to pick up what there saying and it makes it easier to learn but i've noticed a few times that haven't don't say Ka at the end of a sentence when its a question.

why is that? Some one plz answer.

[edwardfricker]

@xXEclipticmoonsXx when people are being more casual they might end a question with '-no’ の ' eg 'Nanji ni iku no' what time will you go?　or sometimes just without a ending syllable, just a rising pitch like the english questionmark, to give it a question-like tone

[xXEclipticmoonsXx]

@edwardfricker Thanks. So when a sentence ends in ka, and no they are question. Is there any other ways it is a question? Besides the high pitch part as you explained previously.

Also once again thanks

[6Sungods]

@xXEclipticmoonsXx

Without the Ka is very informal like when you're totally buddy buddy with someone.

.. bitch! Now drink a beer.

:)

[Zer0Sum1111]

And toire is just tiolet.

[ogakio]

ROMANJI JUMANJI!

[benarroch15]

thank you!!! very good..way to explain

[nhlalwenhlezondo]

So enlightening, lawls!

[stefan493]

For some reason I want to punch him in the fuckinf face!!

[TheIrishBub]

@stefan493 I felt the exact same way after the first ten seconds...

[TiberiumIsTheAnswer]

Why? I fucking dont know why!! Drink a beer you Stupid fuck!

[STEFIzeADVENTURER]

hahahah....god i love this

[raph009]

Er... Don't wanna burst your bubble but it's called RomAji, not RomaNji.

[benplatong]

A Lot Of Fuck..........................­......

[00bones52]

shut up!!!!! WAAAA you hurt my feelings... WWWAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAA

[kaysmagick]

i'm scared.. i'm arfraid he's teachin stuff that will make us look dumb O.O

[nekochibi135]

kyaaaa~~ O.O k-k-kowai yo~

[midnightbliss5]

^^; you cuss a lot.

[kas00078]

how would "Toire" usually be written, with katakana or is there some kinda kanji for it?

[xKiwiLolix]

@kas00078 there is another word for toilet in japanese which would be written in kanji. I can't remember it right now, but there is. Toire is written in katakana, though (トイレ) because it comes from the word toilet which is english.

[poli21]

it doesnt matter, what matters is the lesson

[darknessrules4now]

lolololol rofl

[benitofinito]

Yuubinkyoku wa doko desu ka? = Post office Ginkou wa doko desu ka? = Bank Keisatsusho wa doko desu ka? = Police station Byouin wa doko desu ka? = Hospital Yakkyoku wa doko desu ka? = Pharmacy Chikatetsu wa doko desu ka? = Subway Toire wa doko desu ka? = Toilet Heya wa doko desu ka? = Room Chizu wa doko desu ka Hoteru wa doko desu ka Hausu wa doko desu ka Basu wa doko desu ka Basu tei wa doko desu ka Densha wa doko desu ka Kuruma wa doko desu ka Are these correct sensei?

[MercenaryZack]

Nama Sensei, I just checked out some other Japanese wanna be teachers, they suck ass man,

They may be able to speak it, but are unable to pass it on like you, thanks man =D

[therealeffingdeal451]

this fuckin helped......bitch hahaha

[Ninjujitsu]

Actually it is Romaji. sonoNEKO wrote it correctly, ZI can also be pronounced JI, which, in this case, how it is pronounced.

[iSpewRainbowss]

Its romaji >.<

[dickhead451373]

@iSpewRainbowss wow you're a dumbass

it's romanji

think about it

romance languages

languages derived from roman, latin and things of that sort

romanizing a non-latin based language

[skillphiliac]

@dickhead451373 It is rômaji, not romanji, get over it.

[iSpewRainbowss]

@dickhead451373 sorry for the late response. if i could send you a "let me google that for you" link on youtube, i would.

So try googling "romanji".

Its a common misconception, thinking "romanji" is actually "romaji"

[PharohAmonKhan]

Wow! It's like getting taught by "Dr. House" without censorship. I'm used to my teachers insulting me AFTER I've fucked up, but not before. But hey... I'm learning. Keep Religion and Censorship outta the schools peoples!

[genuinebbuck]

@PharohAmonKhan keep the xenophobes from keeping us down!

[farlyso]

You dont know fucking japanese, bitch.

[genuinebbuck]

@farlyso hey dumb ass he lives in japan and he knows more than you. Considering all the stuff he say's agrees with a lesson book i bought.

[farlyso]

@genuinebbuck

RomaNji? What about the stroke order when he teaches hiragana? lol

He's funny, though. And I was just trying to be funny as well.

[homoybiblia]

I jove you...

[whitneybarros]

get a book! 1:35

love that!

[RonLarhz]

its romaji.bye.

[genuinebbuck]

@RonLarhz no it's romanji ロマンジ

[sonoNEKO]

@genuinebbuck roomazi, ローマ字

[MugiwaraGuy]

@comercial1976

Feels good, man.

[sorcress18]

How long did you take Japanese at school? Did your teacher enjoy you or did you act professional and "normal"?

[mataronasd]

1:55 where the fuck is the toilet i need to take a shit LMAO

[GarrettRangnow]

You will learn to speak Japanese naturally by understanding the culture and how the language works, lessons on our videos - youtube.com/watch?v=wfseANZtMN­g

[lowrey148]

do you live in japan?

[TheHagooMan]

Where the FUCK is the toilet, i need to take a shit

[jkov2009]

no bullshit bum. You might have a unique way of teaching man, but pretty good dude. Im married to a Japanese and moving to Okinawa next month. I have to say I enjoy your lessons better than when I took college for japanese. I had no interest then.

[boxmyster08]

"why ? I D0NT FUCKIN KN0W WHY ! drink a beer you stupid fuck !" lmfao rotfl l0l !!!! omq please come teach @ my school !!!!!!! T_T

[Naruto11148]

LOL! this video is super funny

[reykjavik79]

classic stuff

[emjchan]

i FUCKING love you man ^^

[amazeedayzee]

NOT ROMANJI. ROMAJI. ROMAJI. ROMAJI. SAY THAT FOR ME FIFTY FUCKING TIMES. ROMAJI, NOT ROMANJI.

Though you are very entertaining.

[NeosKortexXx]

"wa" (actually "ha" from the Hiragana, but pronounced "wa" if directly after the topic) = the topic marker;

"ga" = subject marker;

"ni" = direction marker, time marker, indirect object marker;

"e" (the Hiragana "he" is pronounced "e" when it immediately follows a place or direction) = direction marker;

[DeadLollipop01]

I believe that kanji was made to piss americans who are trying to learn it off.

[mathozero]

u irritated me

[XNijiX]

"Fuckin' kanji" indeed.

[soadkotera]

awesome

[FeelingLikeANoob]

I CANT DRINK BEER, IM UNDERAGED >:D

[exemsexis]

very original, great :) quite rude, but amusing and I learnt something :)

[lordyonetimes]

cunt

[koihoshi]

lmao best video ever.

[pierre94H]

Wat's that on your pinky finger?

[pichie1234]

lmfao, you made me laugh. it helped though. thanks lololol

[geraintification]

what the fuck is this man sayin?

[k0chi14]

subscribed!! efer!!!!!!!!!!

[cook111223]

Now I clearly learned how to use "fucking" and stuff.None of my English teachers told me about how to use these words XD

Thanx from Jpn

[deathadvant]

arigatou namasensei

[KatlikeRider]

so, where the fuck WAS the toilet?

[GreyGleamII]

"IT"S VERY CONSISTENT!" lololol

[AFOtto23]

I'm a Japanese major and just died laughing to this. I love it! haha

[briandenning1]

o and P.S its not Romanji. its Ro-maji with L sound.

[briandenning1]

to maravalhassilva .

ha,u have no right to teach me any japanese "BITCH".

im writing u back here through my bfs account now and u know wat, im japanese. the part my bf tried to fix Namasensei is fuckin true OK. geez u sometimes have to listen to other ppl say too. Namasensei is a pretty good speaker im sure but You, maravalhassilva DO not ever call my bf a bitch u asshole. u dunno nothing but me knows cuz i speak japanese fluently.

[emee2027]

F**** is all i learned from you. ROFL.FOOL!

[laracroftroxmysox]

ROFL'd so hard!

[koskowa]

why is he so angry?? :O

did i do something wrong?

Hahahahahaha!!! i will definitely never forget this sentence!! xD

[maravalhassilva]

if someone says: go to there!

and i don't don't where is the place, can i say:

doku desuka?

(where it is)

or i need to use WA

Like: doku wa desuka?

Please aswer. I need to learn this shit, and it's difficult to learn by myself...

[CatClock]

It's just doko desu ka

[Ikizami456]

XDDD When I was learning Japanese, why in the hell didn't I know you XDDD

[lonelygoner]

lol best tutor eva

[wolflopezaliz]

I love your fucking lesson, you're such a good teacher.

[briandenning1]

The R in Romanji is not pronounced R but is replaced with L sound. there is no R sound in the Japanese language.  say it like Lo-ma-ji

[maravalhassilva]

@briandenning1 sorry up but IT'S NOT L there is NO L NO R If u say Lo-ma-ji then u're fucking wrong. do not force you R. Try to do a soft sound, that is the japanese R. BTW it's not only happens in japanese, it happens also in portuguese, french (i think...) and a lot more... there are even languages that haves both sounds... like in portuguese, when u have a vowel after a R, u don't force the R sound. Never again say L. Correct that, BITCH xD Go see the hiragana lessons, they will help you

[jennaberry2]

I think you're fucking retarded

[LikityKity]

BEST. LANGUAGE. TUTORIAL. EVER.

[bladezandzaws]

Put in some Japanese rock music and this'll be the best shit in youtube.

[TifaL20]

LMAO Im am dying laughing right now! I wasnt expecting this LOLLL

[XxTearsforeverxX]

Oh my fucken god I love your fucken videos on your bitch ass!

[boyiehoney]

といれどこですか

you bitch. xP

[warr3z]

lol

こにちわありがとうがざいます

thank you

[SairoKun]

"Where the fuck is the toilet, I need to take a shit"

LOLOLOL Niceee

[elsa543]

lmfao. i think i just pissed my pants.

[heepsbeached]

hahaha your the fucking best!!!!!...........Bitch lol

[Lieutenantkaiya]

Wow, you're amazing! And I noticed that we also have the same exact handwriting. ^_~

[xeqtioner1718]

oh man i fucken love you

[YouPooper]

like "KAAMPYUTAA"

[nahir8270]

So funny he is using that little ass marker, lmao

[BrokenClocks08]

LOL

[AliceC1127]

mr ur very aggressive

[ddswanfbs23]

when you put it like that japanese is an easy language well romanji is

[cactussostenido]

it's romaji. romanji is wrong ¬¬

[XrobX137]

ROFLMAO

[okamasama]

ローマ字

[19Sander62]

The way you teach it.... it's perfect, I actually realise what it's all about!

Thanks man!

[TeamOttantaquattro]

Oh man, I fuckin' love it!

This is the way to teach!

[irendelle]

Great lessons sensei! Doumo arigatou bakera! (lol)

[XHinataXHyuugaXx]

This helped a lot!!!

...bitch >.> lol

[Courtenay23ify]

if only i had teachers like this. lol :)

[TurkeyHamAndCheese]

I love.

[ProductOneEnabled]

hahahahahahaha........

[sirpentium]

I laughed! romanji tehehe like jamanji!!

(its romaji to be correct, Roma comes from the word Roman and ji means characters)

[danielodors]

I wish my professors were as exciting as you.

[allenm7]

thanks dude im taking japanese class in college

you make this shit alot easier to understand

[heavenly204]

now this is the kind of teacher i need in life.. thanks for all the videos!

...bitch :)

[bumnumba1]

Yup I really fucking am. I have just as much respect for Japanese as I do for everyone else. YOU BITCH

[MrSydney9985]

thats a way of teaching - interesting no doubt ;)

[Naruto11148]

@bumnumba1 LOL!

[mennella2000]

Why do people act like that, when it isn7t original.

[prototism]

fucking hilarious

[DAbears5]

its gonna 'come a question

[jzanj]

hahaha this is the funniest thing i've seen since dramatic chipmunk!!

[StephenCymraeg]

isn't it 'romaji', not 'romanji'?

[aladrink]

Yeah. I'm pretty sure he did it on purpose.

[g0j1ra]

It is whatever the hell sensei says it is bitch! :p

[SilentBloodShed]

lol @ profanitiez! ur a good teacher :P

[TheKairou]

If you have a nintendo ds the hiragana and katakana is easier

[Cheatsy1989]

why is the u not pronounced in desu?

[cadefulp]

Because only faggots that thinks that they speak japanese does. Its a noob trap.

[bumnumba1]

Japanese sometimes drop the u or i in k p t or s consonants. For example kusuri can be said ksuri. It's just the way. If you say su you will be fine. It's not a noob trap but it's natural to drop the u so be careful while listening.

[Tzadeck]

If you have a situation where you have 'k, t, p, h, or s' then 'u or i,' then, 'k, t, p, h, s, or nothing,' you don't pronounce the 'i' or the 'u.' Actually, you de-voice it. Your mouth makes the shape, but you cut off your vocal chords before it's fully pronounced. It's because you don't use your vocal chords to pronounce the consonants 'k, t, p, h, or s.' (For example, hold your finger on your throat and make an s. No vocal chords used. Now do a z sound, it's the same but with 'em)

[realbeo]

my hero

[bl3achR0ckz]

lol i like when he was talking about kanji... if you think your gonna learn them all from me your fucking mistaken

[mofoinla]

ahhaaha

[KasumiiTV]

omg ur so frickin hillarious < 3

i'm like litterally laughing

im guna subscribe :]