Scrubs - My Name Is Bob Kelso And I Like Whores

[NixieWinters]

who wrotte those scripts? I want to marry him/her right now!

[Drjrecordz]

Girl friends gonna get paiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid

[TheJellymonty]

I wish every man could be that honest that they love whores.. even if they never admit it.

[VongolaTredicesimo]

"Girlfriend gonna get paaaaaid" fuckin' brilliant =}

[trolatrolatrola]

I love how Turk is all like "oh yeahh" while JD is telling the story hahahha

[cigarretesandalcohol]

One of the funniest minute from a TV Show that I remember.

[METALLICAOWN]

EPIC Casting from Zach Braff! 0:23 to 0:38

[Shay61000]

I'll kill you bitches!

[frozentwinkies]

hahahaha teds voice is the best the way it quavers when he says paiiiiid

[NavalDestroyer1]

first time I tried introducing myself like that I was banned from the chatroom XD

[larss00n]

thumbs up if you didn't see how hideous the tie was until cox pointed it out

[NickFury182]

How did Harry Ellis get me here?

ah who cares, YAY SCRUBS!

[Laxave]

Turk is awesome at 0:32! haha

[buckleygeneration]

Great to see this clip with this title instead of "I'll kill you, bitches!"

[TheJellymonty]

"Too mean." Kelso was right, that was too mean. LOL



[hgeri005]

Perfect sync... After he says "I like Whores" Cox's head goes down, J.D's head goes up xD

[RavenPeaceLilly]

0:05 Dr cox allow me to inrtoduce ... 'Man not caring'

[Ngcebo1]

But that tie is really ugly

[MasHum]

3 people dont like whores

[ZeDuality]

3 people were friends or family with the patient

[TheFreakphreak]

" girlfriend is gonna get paid" XD

[Mrsapoable]

"I'll kill you bitches!!" Ahahahah xD

[Ol3ito]

"Too mean"...

[duggerboy35]

@Ol3ito sorry

[romibert]

I KILL YOU BITCHES! xDD

[Brodie73m]

"To Mean"

*Pause*

"Sorry"

That's man code for ya!!

[woollybully100]

@Brodie73m thats one of my all-time favorite bits from scrubs.

[eatmarth]

I love how they put snoop dawg intern in the background of random scenes

[2speedie2]

hya, my name's bob kelso and i like horse xD

[CarlosIsDown]

Haha, that tie is atrocious. . .

[TheJellymonty]

"Hiya, My name is Bob Kelso and I like whores" LOL kelso

[MrJayra210]

JD pulling his head up in confusing was perfect

Kelso my favorite.

[WhileImAwayRecords]

Press 7 for instant "paiiid"

[Atropos06]

Ted is easily the most under-rated character in the whole series, and he did not get NEARLY enough screen time.

[ackbarfan5556]

ILL KILL YOU BITCHES!

[atrum101]

0:05 Dr.Cox'es head goes down while JD's head goes up at the same time

[cr4bf1sh3rz]

put on the audio transcript lol, my name is bob dole so i'd like a horse xD

[HappyGestapo]

"Girlfriend's gonna get paaaiiid." Lol Ted. How does he even have a job?

[riddick0846]

quote. there.

[MrNighthawk51]

"...which frankly we all thought was hilarious."

[NasSaysHipHopIsDead]

What a coincidence, Bob Kelso. I like whores too.

[RedeyesKing38]

Hold Down the number 4 key

[RedeyesKing38]

Hold Down the 1 key

[whityjack]

Snoopdog!!

[theQuestion626]

"Too mean."

"Sorry."

lmao this is a clear indicator that Dr. Cox and Dr. Kelso really respected each other and were going to become friends. They had to keep up the facade that they were enemies to keep the balance.

[TheElemental1991]

@theQuestion626 they do but thats not necessarily what that meant it just means there is a line and Dr. Cox crossed it

[falcanfan1014]

"Hi, I'm Bob Kelso and I like whores!" JD's head goes up, Dr. Cox's head goes down. I love Scrubs!!!

[Userdvd5364]

"sorry."

[diegobentos]

my name is bob kelso and i LIKE whores...

[UnknownMugiwara]

I love J.D.'s and Dr. Cox's reaction at 00:05 xD

[originalfriendly100]

2 people had to reach for an oxygen tank after this that turned out to be a hydrogen tank.

[MrClassic96]

ted is awesome he is so confident :P

[TheF00kFactor]

my name is bob kelso and i love whores

me:that makes two of us xD

[50033836]

"which frankly we all thought was holy writ"

"grow from school and get indeed he did"

I love youtube transcribing. ^_^

[jonernest1]

Lol translate captions:

my name is bob dole so i'd like a horse :L

[Masseffectawesome]

I'LL KILL YOU BITCHES!

[Silversonic11]

God damn. E4 cuts out the "I like whores" and "I'll kill you bitches" parts. What's the point in showing scrubs if they cut out the fucking best bits?

[RatsMyHeart]

The "Hiya!" in the beginning cracked me up. xDDD

[TheBigChad53]

One person thought this was Too Mean...

[MetalFreaknr1]

Too mean...

[prorogue1]

Lol Look at Turk xD!!! i loled sooo bad xD

[pce789]

I love how right after he says "I like whores" JD's head goes up at the same time Dr. Cox's goes down

[vanvalldrey]

@pce789: hahaha very well observed! lmao

[asulei]

@pce789 yes! haha. i absolutely love the writers on this show

[GRNDSLMHTTR3]

*quote from the video*

[tayjrich]

"i'll kill you bitches!"

[OceansElwell]

He's a player Kelso.. :)

[ReLi93WI]

"I'll kill you bitches"

[peterictus]

1:11, man he have got some weight since the first season! I love Scrubs.

[AmericanAli1995]

hi my name is AmericanAli and i like whorse

[MrMadwolf92]

69 likes and no dislikes.

Win.

[mattsmt20]

The ending is the best part he says Too mean and hes like sorry

[VoiceOfInsanity]

"too mean"

"sorry"

[TheMadGirget]

whats the number of the season and episode of this?

[BullRandleman]

Hey Ya. My name is Bob Kelso and i like whores. The best Ice breaker ever :D

[TVCityVlogs]

#FTW

[TVCityVlogs]

i kee you bitches!! FTW#

[youtubaholic]

what does man girl mean?

[ErinMeigan92]

@youtubaholic Hahaha. He says "man-girdle." :)

[youtubaholic]

@ErinMeigan92 Ohh thats right he DOES say that! Man i really had to listen for it:) Thanks:)

[jakk4u]

'Too Mean." =[

[theQuestion626]

It takes a great man to admit such a thing. Kudos to you Doc Kelso. Fuckin' KUDOS

[newyy1]

I'll kill you bitches!!!

[Ishariot91]

Because there is a time, and theres a place xD !!

[XY388]

I subscribed earlier

[Detfan8]

good quality

[darksectorftw]

"Grilfriends gonna get paiiid" rofl!

[PhantomSocke]

what does this actually mean?

[Andjela95bg]

i love scrubs