What an imbecilic affluent chauvinist. The availability of food has NOTHING to do with hunger. Brazil is a net exporter of food and has a severe hunger problem. The problem is abstract illusions about property rights i.e. capitalism.
"For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in." ~ Matthew 25:35
"A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another." ~ John 13:34
I miss Sam Kinison. I laughed so hard at his comedy concerts I choked myself on my own spit followed by vomiting up my guts and still laughing so hard I could barely catch my breath to the point I felt like passing out. Sam was 100% Genius and a billion times more funny than any other comedian. His work still lives on on DVDs and CDs. And to this day Sam Kinison make me laugh with all the strength I possess.
I can let you get this straight, there would not be world hunger if people would be responsible by not having kids they can't afford to feed, I know these kids didn't ask to be born and it's sad but why should we be responsible for their irresponsibility. I spent all my money I was irresponsible send me money so I can buy food
thats right, stop sending these fucks food, teach em how to work for a living, Like digging a well for water to start a farm,stupid lazy niggers, But they have the energy to fuck for more little shitlets dont they, but no energy when it comes to work
He's very much right. If we stopped sending food and money to people who live in places that can't support life, they'd either die, or move. Sad but true.
@Shaidyn Then comes another problem... immigrants. You know how many it is down there? In Africa I mean, they fuck for fun, and gets children, which is not so fun. If all of them moved where the food is, they would force us out.
I love Sam, I am a Libertarian obviously right. Let me tell you why the policies of the left which includes the GOP as well because lets face it their more left than the DNC. Nationalism trade policies with Africa block them from independence. The so called compassionate left says Africans can't take care of them selves they need special help. Like how about this the corporate owned DNC might want to help them with trade embargoes and aid because they can't take care of themselves. And
it is very sad to see and hear someone talking about hunger with out respect for those in pain.i hope this idiot feels hunger to make him do something about it f..rathole...
@MrGsimoes Their wouldn't be world hunger if you guys would live "WHERE THE FOOD IS!" YOU LIVE IN A DESERT, YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING DESERT! NOTHING GROWS OUT HERE! NOTHING'S GONNA GROW OUT HERE! look its sand you know whats its gonna be a 100 years from now huh? ITS GONNA BE SAND! YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING DESERT!
@MrGsimoes Let me try replying again, except coherently... They can't afford to feed their self day to day, so how are they supposed to be able afford to get to a place where the food is more expensive if they even manage to get there? Do you think a starving African wouldn't be considered an illegal alien in this country?
@travesham Its a comdedian you fuck, who cares if he correct or not, jokes are not suppose to be thought out. they are there to be funny, its the concept. and he is saying that people should send them uhauls to move, its not like they are buying the uhauls, its a joke. nobody in the crowd was going oh, thats not funny, how are they suupose to afford the uhauls and move? its a joke, get with the fucking program faggot.
@JTyler52 Did you read the comment I was replying to? I'm not criticizing the joke. Calm down Cochise, Kinnison is great. Next time don't jump into a conversation without knowing the context.
@JTyler52 You can always spot a douchebag, because he unfailingly ends his post with "faggot". I suppose I should be impressed that you spelled it right.
@Tigerman1138 haha!..see this ..its sand..it will be SAND A YEAR FROM NOWWWWWWWWW...hahahha..maybe the film crew give the kid a sandwich..but its gotta look real dovent work unless he looks HUNGREYYYYYYYYYYY....
If it's not funny,then you need to get a life,it's a joke,don't take it so serious,Lewis Black is right with all these fuckin low life's taking life so serious and not seeing the the humor,those are the most doward types of people!
@FM897 That's the thing about Sam-A LOT of his stuff was kinda-"Y'know, he DOES have a point there..." RIP, Mr Kinison.... Boy & how, do we NEED you now...(Sigh)
Sorry, but this clip is as funny now as the first time I saw it about 20 years ago. It's not that it isn't funny. It may be that certain people can't quite grasp the concept of irony or sardonic humor. RIP Sam. The world needs every chance we can get to be able to laugh!
I saw this skit for the first time back in August 1985 on tv and it really hit my brothers and me, we were just laughing so much that we talked about it for years. Bought his record album in 1987 really great. You will be missed, Sam.
One of the best. And sorry but proof is all the doofusy oversensitive reactions that fall predictably along "durrrhhhh global warming/lefty/sensitive/ hippy shit". Its called humor-it can get a little ruff. If it hurts your wittle feelings that bad go watch some "edgy" comedy like Kathy Griffin(chuckle) or Jon Stewart where someone makes fun of the same lame shit over and over. Humor/satire should NOT be selective.
I know this guy was Bill Hicks' friend, but to be honest I actually lost a little respect for my favourite comedian after watching some of Kinison's jokes. He's just not funny, witty or, apparently, all that perceptive. Also, he seems to spend a lot of time shouting. Did he ever leave his country to go to a location that wasn't in a building with a stage? Doesn't sound like it.
@ihatedemsallz how about you listen to more sam kinison he has other funny sets, also how about you stop acting like a fucking twat quoting faggy raywilliamjohnson.
@rawjokes aww, did i make the little bitch angry. oh well, why dont you stop posting useless shit so i dont have to point out your a moron. please return to your daily rituals. christianity for the win.
@ihatedemsallz Haha, listen twat I was just pointing out that he had many other great comedy sets. But a muffy tonto like yourself just had to be a prick about that. How about you continue to sit in your parents basement, and play videogames for the rest and your life.
@rawjokes actually. unlike your statement entails, i am a very professional physician. be careful next time you go to the doctors sport. With that being said your remarks that i pointed out as trolling continue to remain true as you resort to nothing but childish comebacks like a scared little boy whom happened to lose his parents at the supermarket. have a good day and please return to your daily rituals.
@ihatedemsallz HAHAH what?...Actually, your punctuation dispels any connection to the physical profession. Buddy are you fucking high; first off you have the punctuation and grammar of a child, and secondly any fuck twat who doesn't know that kinison has funnier bits, obviously doesn't know comedy. How about you go you quit acting like a ignorant tonto and go back to your daily rituals of living in your parents basement, and playing video games. btw get a life.
It's a shame that Kinison passed away so young, but the IRONIC thing about it was he was killed by a drunk driver - the irony: He had a bit in his act about Drunk Driving.......
@drums4woodstock Hey, Sam was a great guy. And I'm just saying that if you post something like that on a video that has thousands of people who love Sam on it, you're asking for trouble.
@smartrufus1 then they need to go were the food is.I feed only the hungry within 20 miles of where I live because then I know if they get fed maybe they'll be strong enough to get a mother fucking job!!!!!!I'm not rich but elbow grease works and I don't wan't to be supported like some little baby.
One of my favorite comedic minds of all time. He influenced my humor greatly. Luckily I just finally stopped screaming at girls im trying to pick up with a few jokes. RIP Sammy, you did good work.
I watched this, and it occurred to me: Did you ever watch those ads, and what do you see? Flies. The kids have flies crawling all over their faces. So won't you please help... SEND THEM FLYSWATTERS! SEND THEM BUG SPRAY!
What a complete dumbass! Hasn't he ever heard of a drought? They weren't living in a desert, but it basically turned into one while they were living there. And the migrations that do occur as a result of desertification often causes warfare, like in Darfur. More climate change will mean more desertification.
@g7dude9 ok well for starters asshole this is comedy not earth sceince it is a fucking joke hahahah ahahhahaha hahahaaha you people with no sence of humor are the one that make this world a terrible place
@frednostrayyafar I lol at a ton of stuff. South Park, College Humor, Robot Chicken, and yes, even standup. Just not ignorant crap like this. The whole sketch is built around an ignorant assumption and it just doesn't hold up, without that.
It could be fun if you really got the sense that he was poking fun at ignorant assholes who think they have the answers to all the words problems. But sadly, he seems to embody it in a not so funny way, in this sketch.
@GaryGoRound Yeah, I have no doubt that asshats like you will be the only ones laughing after you guys destroy the planet and find a way to blame it on the left.
@g7dude9 bring it on th end of the world. I for one are to impatient to wait 5 billion yrs for the sun to swell into a red giant and engulf the earth. of course before then it will heat up so the Eart will be lifeless long before that happens. Maybe we can pass a "keep the sun from heating up/expanding into a red giant 5 biullion years from now" tax so we can stop it
@GaryGoRound I don't know about you, but if I were a civilization whose sun was starting to burn up my planet, I'd get a friggin' space uhaul and leave!!!
Or speed up the orbit of my planet to increase its distance from the sun.
And yeah, you'd probably have to raise some taxes to do either.
What a genius. This is hands down one of the funniest bits EVER. "Ya know what it's gonna be a hundred years from now..IT'S GONNA BE SAND!!" Rodney didn't actually discover him but he sure promoted him. He knew comic genius when he heard it. Sam had tremendous timing too. I saw the HBO special the night it first aired, I laughed so hard my sides hurt the next day.
@Timesobserver it is... we have more han enough food to feed the world... just the people are too far.. and furthermore it would helo wtith the US obesity problem
@kawaiigardiner No. Remember the U-haul truck abandoned on a bridge in NY? They thought it was a bomb. U-hauls are notorious for breakdowns. If you load the Kurds in a U-haul, they'll break down somewhere between Outer Ubangistan and the People's Republik of Diptheria. Then they'll have a hearing on how U-haul tried to take advantage of the Kurds. Obama will thrash U-haul, saying there have to be more regulations, maybe a gov't takeover of U-haul. That would be the end of U-haul for sure.
actually the truth of the matter is that the people dont have a choice of where they live, because the elite are running ops to murder, propagandize, and run all these people out of the areas with food. its genocide, by design. if you want to end world hunger. end the imf, the fed, the WHO, the U.N. green peace and all the rest of it, they are the ones controlling the food and using it as a weapon against their enemy, the human race.
What an imbecilic affluent chauvinist. The availability of food has NOTHING to do with hunger. Brazil is a net exporter of food and has a severe hunger problem. The problem is abstract illusions about property rights i.e. capitalism.
trakkaton 2 days ago
its gonna be SAAAAAANND
yh3e 1 week ago
do see this yeah this is classic you know what it'll be in a 100 years ITS GONNA BE CLASSIC
kilroyjenkins1 1 week ago
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No, rather in 100 years people will dig his corpse out and kick it around in pure disgust of this asshole.
trakkaton 2 days ago
Pure brilliance! Rip Mr kinison.
internziko 1 month ago
its ok i can see him anytime they burried his ass in tulsa.
datzfast 1 month ago
Classic...Classic...What else can I say? CLASSIC.
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"For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in." ~ Matthew 25:35
"A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another." ~ John 13:34
eastariel 2 months ago
I miss Sam Kinison. I laughed so hard at his comedy concerts I choked myself on my own spit followed by vomiting up my guts and still laughing so hard I could barely catch my breath to the point I felt like passing out. Sam was 100% Genius and a billion times more funny than any other comedian. His work still lives on on DVDs and CDs. And to this day Sam Kinison make me laugh with all the strength I possess.
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RichardRUBrown 2 months ago
Hes gotta point
deerdestroyer2009 3 months ago
Brother Sam... damn I miss him badly.
blackittysamurai 3 months ago
Man if he did this act today, the establishment would blacklist him like Michael Richards
Ozymondias99 3 months ago in playlist More videos from rthompso6161
SAM! miss this funny guy! too young as were a few other ....
dkrasley 4 months ago
I now know where Bill Hicks got his inspiration from :)
Ceebz82 4 months ago
lol Classic! Too bad he died.
tecumseh1175 4 months ago
I can let you get this straight, there would not be world hunger if people would be responsible by not having kids they can't afford to feed, I know these kids didn't ask to be born and it's sad but why should we be responsible for their irresponsibility. I spent all my money I was irresponsible send me money so I can buy food
MrGsimoes 4 months ago
Awesome! I don't get why these people don't just move to those huge tracts of free, uninhabited fertile land just sitting there waiting for people!
blade568 5 months ago
God that's funny.My memory of that show is a lot clearer then the film is.Seems like yesterday. RIP Sam!
hokanut 5 months ago
He's absolutely right. 50 years from now they'll be starving and breeding themselves silly out there. Still.
warren821 5 months ago
14 people live where the SAND is!!!
roylucier 5 months ago
1:45 is the absolute best. Sam was awesome.
SonicThunderBYG 5 months ago
so freaking funny!! LOL
usaeagle1776 5 months ago
what makes this clip funny????? It's TRUE...
the only desert Americans live in is Vegas! And the water is running out there too.
divemtr 5 months ago 3
Pragmatic problem solving.
mdpdoldcop 6 months ago
May God keep you, Sam. We really miss you these days.
I can't wait till I get to Heaven and hear all the jokes you have been saving for us!
R.I.P. And save me a front row in Heaven for your shows!
dethklok99 6 months ago
@dethklok99 Haha Christians ;) We can always hope I guess!
Baracuda1337 6 months ago
@Baracuda1337 He was a Christian before the acts, and it's guessed he might have been during the acts as he did credit the bible sometimes.
startug 5 months ago
EVERY time i see this it cracks me up!!
barjedak 6 months ago
@BoudiccaBlanc
ghosty426 6 months ago
thats right, stop sending these fucks food, teach em how to work for a living, Like digging a well for water to start a farm,stupid lazy niggers, But they have the energy to fuck for more little shitlets dont they, but no energy when it comes to work
germanysjim 6 months ago
thanks for the link JimmyJames,
germanysjim 6 months ago
SAND!
AxelWedstar411 6 months ago
IT'S GONNA BE SAAAAAND! I lmao'd
AceOfClubsHUN 6 months ago
What would Sam say about TSA?
jakintexes 7 months ago
Sam Kinison is right...live where the food is, and World Hunger will end.
EricSchwin22 7 months ago
0:09 is that a ginger lafing!?!?!?!?
maleriethomas 7 months ago
"Sorry, but this clip is as funny now as the first time I saw it about 20 years ago. It's not that it isn't funny" its still funny -
JefferySchmitz 7 months ago
Still amazingly funny!
Deadite32 7 months ago
genius... what a shame
KIWI897 7 months ago
He's very much right. If we stopped sending food and money to people who live in places that can't support life, they'd either die, or move. Sad but true.
Shaidyn 8 months ago 29
@Shaidyn Then comes another problem... immigrants. You know how many it is down there? In Africa I mean, they fuck for fun, and gets children, which is not so fun. If all of them moved where the food is, they would force us out.
sonicmonkeydonkey 5 months ago
@sonicmonkeydonkey or we would be engaged in gladiator-style combat for the food, thus evening out the population.
axemurah 4 months ago
all I can say is: TY Sam, you were a genious and we all miss you (btw, no thumbs up, I'm already secure)
sirwob 8 months ago
7 people don't live where the FOOD IS!!!
luckypatwade 8 months ago 10
this is so true it makes sense but every one says thats mean. i disagree with those people greatly
hawkeye70000 8 months ago
I love Sam, I am a Libertarian obviously right. Let me tell you why the policies of the left which includes the GOP as well because lets face it their more left than the DNC. Nationalism trade policies with Africa block them from independence. The so called compassionate left says Africans can't take care of them selves they need special help. Like how about this the corporate owned DNC might want to help them with trade embargoes and aid because they can't take care of themselves. And
JeremyKonstenius 9 months ago
it is very sad to see and hear someone talking about hunger with out respect for those in pain.i hope this idiot feels hunger to make him do something about it f..rathole...
MrCaracoles13 9 months ago
@MrCaracoles13 Trollin?
McNugget06 9 months ago
@MrCaracoles13 Well, he's dead so don't sweat it
AntiFreeze202 8 months ago
@MrCaracoles13 ....Can't tell if trolling or just very stupid....
ilovebrandnewcarpets 7 months ago 2
we should move the starving people to the southpole. when the caps completely melt there's gonna be some rich soil there to farm.
LoveAndSilence 9 months ago
One of a kind. I miss Sam Kinison.
UrbanJShocker 9 months ago 2
Lol sand is always gonna be sand....
chiwawaboy77 9 months ago
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luckypatwade 10 months ago
No one owned an audience the way Sam did. I saw him once in college and never laughed so hard in my life.
We fans have it easy. We can turn on YouTube or a DVD and bring him back...at least for a little while.
His family isn't nearly so lucky...but I'm sure they're as grateful as we are that he was with us at all.
laronmaron98 10 months ago 2
pure artistry. I havent found a funnier bit.
Endisnigh666 10 months ago 2
My god what a fucking nut xD
RADIOACTIVEBUNY 10 months ago
The problem is that people see this as a criticism on the starving Africans, and not on how we can put our efforts in a different direction.
travesham 10 months ago
7 people live in a desert
theonesin777 10 months ago 3
@theonesin777 exactly. When did Ethiopians get computers?
adamroth75 10 months ago
He was the best!
Jonathanedward2010 10 months ago
You know what this is? It's sand! You know what it's gonna be in a 100 years?
IT'S GONNA BE FUCKING SAND!!!!!@!!!@!@KI2UYIO2K
SergeantBagel 10 months ago 3
he is actually right.
svartekaptenen 11 months ago
annoying dickhead humour. never gets old.
mrslippyfistable 11 months ago
comic genius
artyvlayd 11 months ago 2
We live in the desert have pity on us we are hungry and starving and we refuse to move where the food is. Send food now or we will die ..,,, sigh
MrGsimoes 11 months ago
@MrGsimoes Their wouldn't be world hunger if you guys would live "WHERE THE FOOD IS!" YOU LIVE IN A DESERT, YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING DESERT! NOTHING GROWS OUT HERE! NOTHING'S GONNA GROW OUT HERE! look its sand you know whats its gonna be a 100 years from now huh? ITS GONNA BE SAND! YOU LIVE IN A FUCKING DESERT!
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travesham 10 months ago
@MrGsimoes Let me try replying again, except coherently... They can't afford to feed their self day to day, so how are they supposed to be able afford to get to a place where the food is more expensive if they even manage to get there? Do you think a starving African wouldn't be considered an illegal alien in this country?
travesham 10 months ago
@travesham Its a comdedian you fuck, who cares if he correct or not, jokes are not suppose to be thought out. they are there to be funny, its the concept. and he is saying that people should send them uhauls to move, its not like they are buying the uhauls, its a joke. nobody in the crowd was going oh, thats not funny, how are they suupose to afford the uhauls and move? its a joke, get with the fucking program faggot.
JTyler52 10 months ago
@JTyler52 Did you read the comment I was replying to? I'm not criticizing the joke. Calm down Cochise, Kinnison is great. Next time don't jump into a conversation without knowing the context.
travesham 10 months ago
@JTyler52 You can always spot a douchebag, because he unfailingly ends his post with "faggot". I suppose I should be impressed that you spelled it right.
Salguine 10 months ago
@travesham IT'S A JOKE -----YOU LOSER GET A BRAIN !!!!!!
woodmann6 10 months ago
@woodmann6 Again, look at the comment I'm replying to. Calm down asshole =/ By the way, your caps lock is on.
travesham 10 months ago
I used to use this example when I taught college economics.
joninpgh 11 months ago
Sam, if only that Trans Am had Air Bags... you'd still be here
JG40061 11 months ago 2
7 people refused to move to where the food is.
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hell no we dont need aids in the usa
soludsnayk 1 year ago
haha!...live where the FOOD ISSSSSSSS....
ltuomela 1 year ago
@ltuomela YOU LIVE IN A DESERT!!!!! NOTHING GROWS OUT HERE!!! NUTHIN GONNA GROW OUT HERE!!!!!!! I love and miss this man so much!
Tigerman1138 1 year ago
@Tigerman1138 haha!..see this ..its sand..it will be SAND A YEAR FROM NOWWWWWWWWW...hahahha..maybe the film crew give the kid a sandwich..but its gotta look real dovent work unless he looks HUNGREYYYYYYYYYYY....
ltuomela 1 year ago
some one show that fucking loser bono this. I'd like to know what his opinion is.
tonylee1973 1 year ago
omg this guy was so awesome lolo
johnaysam1 1 year ago
If it's not funny,then you need to get a life,it's a joke,don't take it so serious,Lewis Black is right with all these fuckin low life's taking life so serious and not seeing the the humor,those are the most doward types of people!
BastardLord666 1 year ago
@BastardLord666 The thing about this clip: yes, it's done in a joking way, but there's a lot of truth behind it.
FM897 1 year ago
@FM897 That's the thing about Sam-A LOT of his stuff was kinda-"Y'know, he DOES have a point there..." RIP, Mr Kinison.... Boy & how, do we NEED you now...(Sigh)
chg657 7 months ago
I love his random yelling, it makes it 100 million times better than if somebody else did this.
Legionbass19 1 year ago
Hahahahaha 416rizzlefag416 you must be a sand nigger lol are you offended
vanclan11 1 year ago
Sorry, but this clip is as funny now as the first time I saw it about 20 years ago. It's not that it isn't funny. It may be that certain people can't quite grasp the concept of irony or sardonic humor. RIP Sam. The world needs every chance we can get to be able to laugh!
TJPANDKHP 1 year ago 44
@TJPANDKHP Amen.
fhb3isback 1 year ago
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TJPANDKHP 1 year ago
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SAM KINISON IS A FUCKING DOUCHE BAG!!!!!!
NOT FUNNY WHATSOEVER!!!!!!!
416RIZZLE416 1 year ago
@416RIZZLE416 you are a miserable person
Zombies8Alex 1 year ago
@416RIZZLE416 aww someone hurt your feelings, fuckin cock suckin nigger faggot dick rider go slit your wrists cause no one likes homos
aprojectinthejungle 1 year ago
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THIS IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!! SAM KINISON WAS A FUCKING DOUCHE BAG!!!!!
HE SOUNDS LIKE A DISGRUNTLE FAT BITCH YELLING LIKE THAT!!!!!
GARBAGE FUCKING DOUCHE BAG!!!!!
416RIZZLE416 1 year ago
@416RIZZLE416, Reach into your pocket, take out some money, and buy a fucking sense of humor!
TIMOTHYSAARINEN 11 months ago
Sam was hilarious and I'm sure he is missed an unworldly amount.
He continues to bring joy into our lives even after his ended.
Yesh036 1 year ago
Think of all the pain and suffering that could have been avoided if people did what he suggested.
narutofan1108 1 year ago 3
I saw this skit for the first time back in August 1985 on tv and it really hit my brothers and me, we were just laughing so much that we talked about it for years. Bought his record album in 1987 really great. You will be missed, Sam.
CarlettoPuglia 1 year ago
lol hear 2 people laughing at 0:09
KphexTwin00 1 year ago
Sam Kinnison= Professional. Learn something, kids
KIWI897 1 year ago 3
LMAO. It seems so simple doesnt it?
levelle8075 1 year ago
One of the best. And sorry but proof is all the doofusy oversensitive reactions that fall predictably along "durrrhhhh global warming/lefty/sensitive/ hippy shit". Its called humor-it can get a little ruff. If it hurts your wittle feelings that bad go watch some "edgy" comedy like Kathy Griffin(chuckle) or Jon Stewart where someone makes fun of the same lame shit over and over. Humor/satire should NOT be selective.
sircadlab 1 year ago 2
@sircadlab kathy griffin actually talks about how boring her type of comedy is in the sam kinison documentary
GuruBabadesh 1 year ago
Greatest idea ever, + funny ass shit
420BurnaBlunt 1 year ago
I know this guy was Bill Hicks' friend, but to be honest I actually lost a little respect for my favourite comedian after watching some of Kinison's jokes. He's just not funny, witty or, apparently, all that perceptive. Also, he seems to spend a lot of time shouting. Did he ever leave his country to go to a location that wasn't in a building with a stage? Doesn't sound like it.
Revoltingsheeple 1 year ago
His single best joke!!!
hornick18 1 year ago
@hornick18 no it's not, listen to more.
rawjokes 1 year ago
@rawjokes unsuccessful troll unsuccessful
ihatedemsallz 1 year ago
@ihatedemsallz how about you listen to more sam kinison he has other funny sets, also how about you stop acting like a fucking twat quoting faggy raywilliamjohnson.
rawjokes 1 year ago
@rawjokes aww, did i make the little bitch angry. oh well, why dont you stop posting useless shit so i dont have to point out your a moron. please return to your daily rituals. christianity for the win.
ihatedemsallz 1 year ago
@ihatedemsallz Haha, listen twat I was just pointing out that he had many other great comedy sets. But a muffy tonto like yourself just had to be a prick about that. How about you continue to sit in your parents basement, and play videogames for the rest and your life.
rawjokes 1 year ago
@rawjokes actually. unlike your statement entails, i am a very professional physician. be careful next time you go to the doctors sport. With that being said your remarks that i pointed out as trolling continue to remain true as you resort to nothing but childish comebacks like a scared little boy whom happened to lose his parents at the supermarket. have a good day and please return to your daily rituals.
ihatedemsallz 1 year ago
@ihatedemsallz HAHAH what?...Actually, your punctuation dispels any connection to the physical profession. Buddy are you fucking high; first off you have the punctuation and grammar of a child, and secondly any fuck twat who doesn't know that kinison has funnier bits, obviously doesn't know comedy. How about you go you quit acting like a ignorant tonto and go back to your daily rituals of living in your parents basement, and playing video games. btw get a life.
rawjokes 1 year ago
@rawjokes but i like playing video games in my basement =(
XxMrHalfSquatchxX 1 year ago
@XxMrHalfSquatchxX have fun with your hand and living in your moms basement.
rawjokes 1 year ago
white man's burden. haha. im kidding but thats what it sounds like.
greendayusa11 1 year ago
It's a shame that Kinison passed away so young, but the IRONIC thing about it was he was killed by a drunk driver - the irony: He had a bit in his act about Drunk Driving.......
hazor777 1 year ago
@drums4woodstock Hey, Sam was a great guy. And I'm just saying that if you post something like that on a video that has thousands of people who love Sam on it, you're asking for trouble.
Alchris051 1 year ago
See this.. Its SAND!!!
RawrXxCuterThanYou 1 year ago
we have a desert in america, no body lives in it BECAUSE IT'S A F***ING DESERT
remmyist 1 year ago
Hilarious!!! RIP, Sam. T_T
Alchris051 1 year ago
i hope sam kinison is winning is hand in poker against the devil right now
drums4woodstock 1 year ago
YOU LIVE IN A FUCKIN DESERT!
oifmarine81 1 year ago
this is my favorite skit ever. period. not an exageration
drums4woodstock 1 year ago
i have never laughed HARDER than when i saw this video!!
shiphotel2 1 year ago
@smartrufus1 then they need to go were the food is.I feed only the hungry within 20 miles of where I live because then I know if they get fed maybe they'll be strong enough to get a mother fucking job!!!!!!I'm not rich but elbow grease works and I don't wan't to be supported like some little baby.
blitzspeer 1 year ago
Common sense, baby, common sense, and he had it! RIP!!
STUKASHOCK 1 year ago 3
One of the all time greats...RIP Sammy!
JIMCH21 1 year ago
God Bless Him and his soul, but I have seen the Congo up close and this is a topic that Sammy could have avoided. He looked well fed.
smartrufus1 1 year ago
3 people missed the "like" button
ToeKnee0126 1 year ago 2
We miss ya Sam.
Rodanscontrails 1 year ago
One of my favorite comedic minds of all time. He influenced my humor greatly. Luckily I just finally stopped screaming at girls im trying to pick up with a few jokes. RIP Sammy, you did good work.
bizzybeast 1 year ago
LOVE Sam Kinison! I miss him.
Christlessgrave 1 year ago
"DON'T FEED HIM YET! GET THAT SANDWICH OUT OF HERE! IT DOESN'T WORK UNLESS HE LOOKS HUNGRY!" LMAO!!!
McCorvey 1 year ago 34
One of the GREATEST comedy skits ever! RIP
DUPDOGGY 1 year ago
@g7dude9 - let's call you Chuckles.
mburrier222 1 year ago
He was one of the all time great comedians. Saw him live in 87 or 88. Great time!
TheEagre 1 year ago
I watched this, and it occurred to me: Did you ever watch those ads, and what do you see? Flies. The kids have flies crawling all over their faces. So won't you please help... SEND THEM FLYSWATTERS! SEND THEM BUG SPRAY!
soco13466 1 year ago
Classic!!!
gmherps13 1 year ago
R.I.P sam
11Sweeneytodd 1 year ago
What a complete dumbass! Hasn't he ever heard of a drought? They weren't living in a desert, but it basically turned into one while they were living there. And the migrations that do occur as a result of desertification often causes warfare, like in Darfur. More climate change will mean more desertification.
g7dude9 1 year ago
@g7dude9 Yeah, but this guy was a comedian, not a politician, so he's not a dangerous complete dumbass like they are.
PostageEnigma 1 year ago
@g7dude9 ok well for starters asshole this is comedy not earth sceince it is a fucking joke hahahah ahahhahaha hahahaaha you people with no sence of humor are the one that make this world a terrible place
great sketch by the way
frednostrayyafar 1 year ago
@frednostrayyafar I lol at a ton of stuff. South Park, College Humor, Robot Chicken, and yes, even standup. Just not ignorant crap like this. The whole sketch is built around an ignorant assumption and it just doesn't hold up, without that.
It could be fun if you really got the sense that he was poking fun at ignorant assholes who think they have the answers to all the words problems. But sadly, he seems to embody it in a not so funny way, in this sketch.
Maybe I just dont get his humor.
g7dude9 1 year ago
climate change...now that is funny
GaryGoRound 1 year ago
@GaryGoRound Yeah, I have no doubt that asshats like you will be the only ones laughing after you guys destroy the planet and find a way to blame it on the left.
g7dude9 1 year ago
@g7dude9 bring it on th end of the world. I for one are to impatient to wait 5 billion yrs for the sun to swell into a red giant and engulf the earth. of course before then it will heat up so the Eart will be lifeless long before that happens. Maybe we can pass a "keep the sun from heating up/expanding into a red giant 5 biullion years from now" tax so we can stop it
GaryGoRound 1 year ago
@GaryGoRound I don't know about you, but if I were a civilization whose sun was starting to burn up my planet, I'd get a friggin' space uhaul and leave!!!
Or speed up the orbit of my planet to increase its distance from the sun.
And yeah, you'd probably have to raise some taxes to do either.
g7dude9 1 year ago
@GaryGoRound Dammit!! Be quiet!! don't be givin the ''gubberment '' more crazy tax ideas!!! lol
bastardchildofmary 1 year ago
One of my favorites
psufan215 1 year ago
his best bit.
juker606 1 year ago
What a genius. This is hands down one of the funniest bits EVER. "Ya know what it's gonna be a hundred years from now..IT'S GONNA BE SAND!!" Rodney didn't actually discover him but he sure promoted him. He knew comic genius when he heard it. Sam had tremendous timing too. I saw the HBO special the night it first aired, I laughed so hard my sides hurt the next day.
magog77 1 year ago
Com'mere, com'mere. Y'see this? This is saaand, yeeeah!
r5t6y7u8 1 year ago
I miss Sam an Rodney Sooooooo much :(
FxScalper 1 year ago
Honesty, it's the best solution to world hunger I've ever heard!
RIP Sam and Rodney.
Timesobserver 1 year ago 2
@Timesobserver it is... we have more han enough food to feed the world... just the people are too far.. and furthermore it would helo wtith the US obesity problem
DiosanXaquerry 1 year ago
thats fucking awesome.
MissingInReaction 1 year ago
I'm just glad he died funny. Too many people have their careers go to shit before they die.
TheTaiyakiGuy 1 year ago
Nice advert for U-haul ...
spcorneliussen 1 year ago
@spcorneliussen I could imagine the company motto "U-Haul: Move your shit to where the food is" :)
kawaiigardiner 1 year ago 27
@kawaiigardiner No. Remember the U-haul truck abandoned on a bridge in NY? They thought it was a bomb. U-hauls are notorious for breakdowns. If you load the Kurds in a U-haul, they'll break down somewhere between Outer Ubangistan and the People's Republik of Diptheria. Then they'll have a hearing on how U-haul tried to take advantage of the Kurds. Obama will thrash U-haul, saying there have to be more regulations, maybe a gov't takeover of U-haul. That would be the end of U-haul for sure.
soco13466 1 year ago
Total genius -- died at 39 when a truck hit his car, and he was just getting warmed up. RIP.
valkyr01 1 year ago
this was avaliable at the local video store-then sold-then closed down AAAUUUGGGHHH!!!
TEMPmichaelhansen 1 year ago
just love it
lol
sabreswinner123 1 year ago 2
you see this this is sand you know what this is going to be in a hundred years? ITSGOINGBE SAnd YOu live in a fucking desert lol
sabreswinner123 2 years ago 6
This guy was once the next Lenny Bruce.
jmappelleaudrey 2 years ago
Same logic applies to Nawleans.....dont live in a sinking peice of land you morons
bennyfifty 2 years ago 5
common sense is not common. RIP SK.
gdrbs427 2 years ago 4
lol this guy is so funny.
magician777card 2 years ago 2
Absolute comic genius
robinsoncobb 2 years ago
he was great!
aeddym 2 years ago 2
actually the truth of the matter is that the people dont have a choice of where they live, because the elite are running ops to murder, propagandize, and run all these people out of the areas with food. its genocide, by design. if you want to end world hunger. end the imf, the fed, the WHO, the U.N. green peace and all the rest of it, they are the ones controlling the food and using it as a weapon against their enemy, the human race.
AmericaEnslaved187 2 years ago
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beisner68 2 years ago
To: AmericaEnslaved187:
Take a pill, man. It's a friggin comedy bit, not an actual plan.
beisner68 2 years ago 5
@AmericaEnslaved187 So go feed 'em! Who's stopping ya?
doowopbruce 2 years ago
They don't farm taht well either.
And the more food you send them, the less they farm.
Verlch 2 years ago
It's SAAAAAAAAAND!
One of my favorite monologues!
up28 2 years ago