'Force doesn't kill people,people do, (Do you have any control over where a bullet is going when you aim the gun?) Most of the time... but then there are extenuating circumstances, Wind..Name calling.' You are too got damn talented Garcia, you sold it.
What do you mean by name calling? shortie. I see. Beaner, Old man. yea.. "hey old man, shortie beaner." yea. HaHa So- *BAM* ok, wow, those words upset you a great deal. I'm alright... sorry about your water. Classic shit right there.
brilliant. so funny. kinda makes you wonder if they used ricky gervais advice for mockumentary looks and reactions to camera or us version of the office. thumbs up
people are very racist but that doesn't bother me because they're not God....truth is everyone sins and whites, Hispanics African Americans...every race has committed crimes....crime has no color assholes!!!!
At least racism can be funny on tv, as proven here.
God nukes Soddom and Gommora, sends bears to rip apart children, condones rape, instructs how to beat your slave... Racism is the least of your concerns when comparing yourself to God...
@SSTTEEAALLTTHH No he did not. stop lying dude it's not in the bible. the people that were killed were not human beings. stop reading it, it's not for you.
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Colored?? wtf that was just plain rude. i was offended and im not even colored. what i think when i picture a robber is a creepy ass WHITE person.... no offense
@TheCrazyMariela first of all this is what we like to call a JOOOOOKE. So quit your crying. Second, you say it OFFENDS you that he says colored, then you go and say "a creepy ass WHITE person." Either you are mentally retarded or just an idiot. Lastly, do some research. Find out how many blacks are in prison for robbery and how many whites are in for robbery.
I agree that people need to realize that its a joke and should not take offense it. But I don't agree that the comment in real circumstances is justifiable in any way, regardless of statistics. The comment is clearly a stereotype. It's meant to make fun of the notion that you have ignorant people in the world who still think this way and in no way is meant to reflect the truth.
can anyone give me a clip of the scene where they take a terminally ill patient for a ride in the cop car who always says "i'm dying!" to get his own way.
season 6 came out in April and ran thru July. Tom Lennon and Cedric Yarbrough confirmed it has been cancelled. you sure you werent looking at an ad for the DVD box set of season 6?
I want somebody who's good at puzzles, but gave up puzzles because they're so good at puzzles its like a super power and they've chosen not to use it.
Damn you think thats bad, my drivers ed. teacher thought this was real!!! seriously though the gay cop in short shorts has been in tons of movies, isnt that a pretty big clue? this is supposed to look real because the show makes fun of the show COPS.
I haven't owned or watched a television for almost 20 years, but this show makes me wish I had one. Thank you for putting these video clips on YouTube for people without television can see them.
'Force doesn't kill people,people do, (Do you have any control over where a bullet is going when you aim the gun?) Most of the time... but then there are extenuating circumstances, Wind..Name calling.' You are too got damn talented Garcia, you sold it.
SluggerJR 5 days ago
Officer Garcia is THE BEST! We all need officers like him around because he gives no mercy to criminals lol
mamitachocolate 1 week ago
I want you to picture a bank robber. Now describe that person for me.
Colored.
LMFAO I'm black and even I laughed uncontrollably
mamitachocolate 1 week ago 2
lmao coloured response time loool just started watchin this on tv its gold
dionstrezlecki 1 week ago
LOL love this show
MacsCanfly 1 month ago
I love how quick he says 69
TysweetMusic 2 months ago
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Under what circumstances would a uvula hang down from a vagina? 69. LOL
danbeb 2 months ago 2
its funny cause its true....
GTAMaster31 2 months ago
1:42 struggling to keep from laughing. Carlos always laughed the most on set, from what I've seen.
fishman017 4 months ago
Funny, isn't it, that Officer Garcia is Mr. Crocker from the Fairly Odd Parents? ^_^.
PIRATESOFTHEC3 4 months ago
OK WOW THAT UPSET YOU
theguy1991 4 months ago
LOL~!
blisterpacman 5 months ago
Great Video! Thumbs up, Too funny!
Geezart1982 5 months ago
Thumbs up if you think that ink blod looks like a sting ray with arms
Drahgoon 5 months ago
"Hey old man, shorty beaner!"
KE5HOB 5 months ago 2
iiFataIity 6 months ago
I fucking love this show. Goddamn.
Rocketman2396 6 months ago
LMAOOO nice ending
j3anthony03 6 months ago
WTF IS THIS?
LoverBug010399 6 months ago
12 people know what force is...
MrMatterhorn89 6 months ago
12 peo
MrMatterhorn89 6 months ago
13 people couldn't see the uvula hanging over a vagina.
cinderblok 6 months ago
lmfao
XxYouRockMyWorldXxx 6 months ago
describe the bank robber.....colored
ladyapplebottms 7 months ago
69 AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
sunggers 7 months ago
definitely colored? ....
yeah.
xo4ty 7 months ago 2
I love how he takes a breath says colored and lets it out. haha
Rocketman2520 7 months ago 2
hey old man... shorty beaner.. haha..... lol
Rocketman2520 7 months ago
Mr. Weed!
kaizenro 7 months ago
I'm glad you asked that too.
sassy2021 7 months ago
Colored. LMAO
Shadem16 8 months ago
Miss Deputy Garcia, they killed the show after season 5.
ShadyPines7 8 months ago
Incredible!
mickyjthomas 8 months ago
Thats the guy who kills himself in the nut cluster episode lol
Rasbutin7000 9 months ago
come to rsdpt on jtv 24/7 reno 911
BCt0xiN 10 months ago
Under what circumstances would a uvula hang over a vagina? -69!
Lolplzgirl 10 months ago 4
hey old man shorty beaner
Dhead92 10 months ago 3
'wind... namecalling.."
Kell0bell0 11 months ago 3
This Guy should work for Miami!!!!
devilkeepa 11 months ago
Im glad that i asked that haha
ghostbuster323 11 months ago
So Hotttttttttttttttttt
30inventionman 11 months ago
brilliant. so funny. kinda makes you wonder if they used ricky gervais advice for mockumentary looks and reactions to camera or us version of the office. thumbs up
jookiyaya 1 year ago
@jookiyaya this genre was around long before Ricky Gervais to be honest, these guys have just been at it for a long time
tehCrazian 6 months ago
Garcia is soooo hot
raggingbull96 1 year ago 2
R.I.P. Garcia! My favorite character.. :(
jpmwolf91 1 year ago 3
@jpmwolf91 mine to
Rocketman2520 7 months ago
I'm using the uvula over a vaginapart next time I take an inkblot test.
forrestgumby 1 year ago
god i loved 1st season. deputy garcia is the best!!!! pure hilarity and brilliant! plus i love rocko from rocko's modern life. haha. thumbs up!
jookiyaya 1 year ago
people are very racist but that doesn't bother me because they're not God....truth is everyone sins and whites, Hispanics African Americans...every race has committed crimes....crime has no color assholes!!!!
brittni280 1 year ago
@brittni280
At least racism can be funny on tv, as proven here.
God nukes Soddom and Gommora, sends bears to rip apart children, condones rape, instructs how to beat your slave... Racism is the least of your concerns when comparing yourself to God...
SSTTEEAALLTTHH 1 year ago
@SSTTEEAALLTTHH No he did not. stop lying dude it's not in the bible. the people that were killed were not human beings. stop reading it, it's not for you.
mrwhatever213 6 months ago
@mrwhatever213
You must have read a different bible. The one I read has God killing a guy for masturbating etc. You must have read the kiddie-version.
SSTTEEAALLTTHH 6 months ago
12 people might be beener's shorty's or old men
junksmasher777 1 year ago
First part had me laughing.
liveguns 1 year ago
69
ok, great, im glad that i asked that/
2009stalker 1 year ago 29
this show make me want to be a cop dont know why
felipemohr 1 year ago
Right way. There we go. You did not hesitate at all.
tman12563 1 year ago
Q: Under what circumstances would a uvula hang over a vagina?
A: 69
R: Ok. I'm glad I asked that.
ROFL
Jheysoda 1 year ago 5
Hey old man! shorty beaner. ha ha.
MasonsxMadness 1 year ago
garcia ftw i fricking love carlos alazraqui XD
appletinihamshire 1 year ago
this show is fucking hilarious!
indahead 1 year ago 4
Garcia is fucking awesome. "Sorry bout your water" haha
RKO2010Y2J 1 year ago
Describe a bank robber....colored .... LMAO !!!!!
pontiaclives 1 year ago 41
@pontiaclives LMAO.
Shadem16 5 months ago
i live in reno
cupcakemoon1 1 year ago
i love this show
kimjungrules 1 year ago
"Colored" doesn't even miss a fucking beat, LOL
Theburn77 1 year ago 4
@Theburn77 right... u gotta love that fuker and the show aswell
818indaEaStSid3 1 year ago
69 ..... Love this show
Rashidat09 1 year ago 2
it looks like a rabit giving me the finger
Boroviac 1 year ago
69 hahahaha this show's fuckin gold
jimisvoodoochild 1 year ago
este es mi programa favorito jeje muy bien
yajehhh 1 year ago
69. Priceless
theblakkhand 1 year ago
ONe fo the best clips I've seen from 911
antimarxism 1 year ago
He's damn right, if someone is stupid enough to get killed while the police are applying force, then it's obviously their fault.
7billion2 1 year ago
And by the way, his anger because of name calling in this clip remembers me on the MTV The State - Computer Chip sketch... :)
tayiper 1 year ago
ROTFLOL
tayiper 1 year ago
I'm glad that i asked that! LOL
TheHabeshaSoul 1 year ago 2
LOL name calling.
unlinkedthunder 1 year ago
"I want you to picture a bank robber. Now describe that person for me."
-"Colored."
"Right away...? Here we go.. You did not hesitate at all!"
-"No, not at all."
"Definitely colored?"
-"Yeah..."
SwedishPepparkakor 1 year ago 6
"69"
"OK, I'm glad that I asked that"
FUCKIN' CLASSIC!
FelchBelcher 1 year ago 4
@FelchBelcher i know what that means, but I'm not sure I'm getting the joke..
mognite 1 year ago
@mognite Garcia is answering literally and the psychologist's reaction disbelief.
FelchBelcher 1 year ago
@SSgtParmer is that supposed to be funny?
Lillogambino 1 year ago
"shorty, beaner, old man"
Theburn77 1 year ago
he looks like those taxi drivers in gta 4
LOVINxLOST 1 year ago
Is it any wonder why you have to have a little dick to be a cop for a reason?
HopllyteAlpha 1 year ago
Garcia was the best.
HiCapacity 1 year ago
im clear so "colored" doesnt bother me. i think its funny as hell.
damnyancey 1 year ago
HAHA "69" lmao
bitterxreilly 1 year ago 2
very funny show
xGodzxRadarx 1 year ago
"There are extenuating circumstances: wind, name calling" lol
Goatoftheforest 1 year ago
LOL LOL LOL DAMN THESE GUYS R FUNY!! :D
CullenFamily101 1 year ago 3
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Colored?? wtf that was just plain rude. i was offended and im not even colored. what i think when i picture a robber is a creepy ass WHITE person.... no offense
TheCrazyMariela 1 year ago
@TheCrazyMariela first of all this is what we like to call a JOOOOOKE. So quit your crying. Second, you say it OFFENDS you that he says colored, then you go and say "a creepy ass WHITE person." Either you are mentally retarded or just an idiot. Lastly, do some research. Find out how many blacks are in prison for robbery and how many whites are in for robbery.
UCsniper36 1 year ago
@UCsniper36
I agree that people need to realize that its a joke and should not take offense it. But I don't agree that the comment in real circumstances is justifiable in any way, regardless of statistics. The comment is clearly a stereotype. It's meant to make fun of the notion that you have ignorant people in the world who still think this way and in no way is meant to reflect the truth.
genesse8888 1 year ago 2
@TheCrazyMariela
thats why they make Garcia a racist character. I'm not offended and i'm colored.
AsCV1395 1 year ago 4
@TheCrazyMariela hahaha, you're an IDIOT if you couldn't see this was a joke.
labonneruerouge 1 year ago
69 lol best one ever
dmuse1981 1 year ago
69! LOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!
BeerDrinkersUnited 1 year ago
ahahahahah. "a colored".
G00SE216 1 year ago
Dude!
bri99ony1 1 year ago
I met Garcia in a store on melrose, he was shopping with some chick that was on madtv a while back.
MichaelGetachew 1 year ago
Bad cops Bad cops what are you gonna do when they come for you!
thedreamdealer 1 year ago
was the show terminated?
NJpanther05 2 years ago
Sadly yes
pfctjd 1 year ago
can anyone give me a clip of the scene where they take a terminally ill patient for a ride in the cop car who always says "i'm dying!" to get his own way.
mnpoo2 2 years ago
what does "69" mean
awesomepizzaboy1 2 years ago
Ask your mother, she'll probably know.
Iainc123 2 years ago 4
hahaha nice that kid dunt know what a 69 is lmao
TatankaOhitika1 2 years ago
@awesomepizzaboy1: First imagine two people kissing. Now flip one of the people upside down, but they are still kissing.
mtalldude 1 year ago
ah ok thx^^
awesomepizzaboy1 1 year ago
I saw the Vagina right away. Then I have a psych degree......
IExposeMormonism 2 years ago
1:29 "Old mhan"
Lillogambino 2 years ago
@Lillogambino Shorteh Beanah!
brunzmeflugen 1 year ago
lol COLOURED u didnt hisate at all no not at all
gundam116 2 years ago 4
I loved this show when I had cable! I think I'll get it on DVD.
OmegaWolf747 2 years ago
my favorite mood back when i was a teen was the "69''
HmongHer94 2 years ago
LOL i love reno
curvaciousMammi 2 years ago 2
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this is fucking hillarious
pimpinone 2 years ago 3
69.. haha!!!
JackieWild 2 years ago 3
And i'm glad he asked that too.
TwilightSage89 2 years ago 2
69, LOL
suckmynose000 2 years ago 2
HAHAH "orright. i'm glad that i asked that"
talluncoguitarist 2 years ago 2
lmao i love reno 911!!!!!
but the original crew was they best...
nyqwerty1 2 years ago 4
I doubt it matters.
GARCIA CAN'T HIT SHIIIIT!
Fendertastic 2 years ago 41
This has been flagged as spam show
*someone please suck my dick im so hard right now*
bigfaggykitty 2 years ago
*participating in the process of commenting without having anything to say*
snaip 2 years ago 5
its official. the show has been CANCELLED
maskedwalnut 2 years ago
i know, i cant believe it!!
crunkaintdead07 2 years ago
not true their comin out wit season 6 you can check comedy channel site
hotguy335 2 years ago
season 6 came out in April and ran thru July. Tom Lennon and Cedric Yarbrough confirmed it has been cancelled. you sure you werent looking at an ad for the DVD box set of season 6?
maskedwalnut 2 years ago
*completely unrelated comment*
AveEnd 2 years ago 6
*derogatory insult regarding unrelated comment*
tetavo 2 years ago 36
*random quote from video*
barkerben31 2 years ago 4
*As expected*
75LM3 2 years ago 5
I love this person in the serie :p, together with the luietenant :p
ndkblackhawk 2 years ago
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Yet another feeble American copy of Ricky Gervais's The Office. Reno 911 is even worse than that crap Lisa Kudrow vehicle, The Comeback.
guv859 2 years ago
agreed
totallyclubbin 2 years ago
my favorite personality in the show
BerPC96 2 years ago
I want somebody who's good at puzzles, but gave up puzzles because they're so good at puzzles its like a super power and they've chosen not to use it.
JackDinMyCoke 2 years ago
yeah garcia is definitely my favorite cop, and terry is my favorite character
trainthemind 2 years ago
colored !
msjennyfly 2 years ago
Anyone know where I can watch free episodes free? lol
eramir228 2 years ago
ill msg u with it
trainthemind 2 years ago
torrent
exenter2 2 years ago
Colored.
TedSouza 2 years ago
Tired of videos that dont split your side? My Wena will go the distance.
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bowlingforsouptv 2 years ago
Lol, he said colored with no hesitation!
Soulgirl09 2 years ago 3
garcia is my favorite cop on reno 911
mkmonkeys229 2 years ago 5
"Sorry about your water" :D
LukasVonBamberg 2 years ago
"shorty beaner old man" lol
tintobasher714 2 years ago
"I'm glad that I asked that" is pure gold.
bonereater 2 years ago 2
i love this show, and for those who dont know its fake, it airs on comedy central, hmmm?
TallerMaulerBaller45 2 years ago 2
Hahahaha colored!!
benanimelover 2 years ago 2
Damn you think thats bad, my drivers ed. teacher thought this was real!!! seriously though the gay cop in short shorts has been in tons of movies, isnt that a pretty big clue? this is supposed to look real because the show makes fun of the show COPS.
PeppaJackable 2 years ago
"69"
Gardash111 2 years ago
rofl
scaryspikes23 2 years ago
i'm glad he asked that too.
sacs1800 2 years ago 2
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somebody hacked my account...i've never even watched this show..thanks for the email anyway dude
jtothefox 2 years ago
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fake
jtothefox 2 years ago
You fucking idiot. Yeah, it is "fake." It's a fucking television show.
Tool
itpduder 2 years ago 6
You did not know this show was fake. Next time when you watch it at the very beginning they have the actors name over who they are playing.
thedragonwilleatyou 2 years ago
Garcia is the man!
bullahippoyourmom 2 years ago
"..wind, name calling?"
mefsenbhs 2 years ago
hahaha awesome damned show always cracks me up lol
UniqueExposures 2 years ago
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totally fake.. staged with script
xnowloadingx 2 years ago
yeah its a television show WOW
Dave9309 2 years ago 2
Wow your simple
firinginrainbow 2 years ago
-xnowloadingx-
You win the biggest jack ass award for having the worst comment ever.
Good job.
raceman06 2 years ago 2
Captain Obvious to the rescue !
smutny 2 years ago
Garcia is and always will be my fave from Reno 911.
itpduder 2 years ago
......................colored...................
tropsnaj 2 years ago
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tyronesinclair 2 years ago
"69"
ok great, i'm glad that i asked that
shit i miss the old cast members, why did they have to leave us?
kunkle493 2 years ago
I haven't owned or watched a television for almost 20 years, but this show makes me wish I had one. Thank you for putting these video clips on YouTube for people without television can see them.
Desertphile 2 years ago 5
wait im just wondering you have a computer but not a tv im just sayin doesnt a computer cost more
Markoring 2 years ago
Wow,just like a cop.
THAWK3 2 years ago 2
The last ten seconds of the clap were hilarious.
shapedy 2 years ago
"69" lol
Moviesindahood 2 years ago 2
HAha Right out of the gate "COLORED" hahaha
Dangle and Garcia are my favorites.
JDK0316191 2 years ago