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  • 'Force doesn't kill people,people do, (Do you have any control over where a bullet is going when you aim the gun?) Most of the time... but then there are extenuating circumstances, Wind..Name calling.' You are too got damn talented Garcia, you sold it.

  • Officer Garcia is THE BEST! We all need officers like him around because he gives no mercy to criminals lol

  • I want you to picture a bank robber. Now describe that person for me.

    Colored.

    LMFAO I'm black and even I laughed uncontrollably

  • lmao coloured response time loool just started watchin this on tv its gold

  • LOL love this show

  • I love how quick he says 69

  • CANADIAN RCMP TRAINING VID!

  • Under what circumstances would a uvula hang down from a vagina? 69. LOL

  • its funny cause its true....

  • 1:42 struggling to keep from laughing. Carlos always laughed the most on set, from what I've seen.

  • Funny, isn't it, that Officer Garcia is Mr. Crocker from the Fairly Odd Parents? ^_^.

  • OK WOW THAT UPSET YOU

  • LOL~!

  • Great Video! Thumbs up, Too funny!

  • Thumbs up if you think that ink blod looks like a sting ray with arms

  • "Hey old man, shorty beaner!"

  • What do you mean by name calling? shortie. I see. Beaner, Old man. yea.. "hey old man, shortie beaner." yea. HaHa So- *BAM* ok, wow, those words upset you a great deal. I'm alright... sorry about your water. Classic shit right there.
  • I fucking love this show. Goddamn.

  • LMAOOO nice ending

  • WTF IS THIS?

  • 12 people know what force is...

  • 12 peo

  • 13 people couldn't see the uvula hanging over a vagina.

  • lmfao

  • describe the bank robber.....colored

  • 69 AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • definitely colored? ....

    yeah.

  • I love how he takes a breath says colored and lets it out. haha

  • hey old man... shorty beaner.. haha..... lol

  • Mr. Weed!

  • I'm glad you asked that too.

  • Colored. LMAO

  • Miss Deputy Garcia, they killed the show after season 5.

  • Incredible!

  • Thats the guy who kills himself in the nut cluster episode lol

  • come to rsdpt on jtv 24/7 reno 911

  • Under what circumstances would a uvula hang over a vagina? -69!

  • hey old man shorty beaner

  • 'wind... namecalling.."

  • This Guy should work for Miami!!!!

  • Im glad that i asked that haha

  • So Hotttttttttttttttttt

  • brilliant. so funny. kinda makes you wonder if they used ricky gervais advice for mockumentary looks and reactions to camera or us version of the office. thumbs up

  • @jookiyaya this genre was around long before Ricky Gervais to be honest, these guys have just been at it for a long time

  • Garcia is soooo hot

  • R.I.P. Garcia! My favorite character.. :(

  • @jpmwolf91 mine to

  • I'm using the uvula over a vaginapart next time I take an inkblot test.

  • god i loved 1st season. deputy garcia is the best!!!! pure hilarity and brilliant! plus i love rocko from rocko's modern life. haha. thumbs up!

  • people are very racist but that doesn't bother me because they're not God....truth is everyone sins and whites, Hispanics African Americans...every race has committed crimes....crime has no color assholes!!!!

  • @brittni280

    At least racism can be funny on tv, as proven here.

    God nukes Soddom and Gommora, sends bears to rip apart children, condones rape, instructs how to beat your slave... Racism is the least of your concerns when comparing yourself to God...

  • @SSTTEEAALLTTHH No he did not. stop lying dude it's not in the bible. the people that were killed were not human beings. stop reading it, it's not for you.

  • @mrwhatever213

    You must have read a different bible. The one I read has God killing a guy for masturbating etc. You must have read the kiddie-version.

  • 12 people might be beener's shorty's or old men

  • First part had me laughing.

  • 69

    ok, great, im glad that i asked that/

  • this show make me want to be a cop dont know why

  • Right way. There we go. You did not hesitate at all.

  • Q: Under what circumstances would a uvula hang over a vagina?

    A: 69

    R: Ok. I'm glad I asked that.

    ROFL

  • Hey old man! shorty beaner. ha ha.

  • garcia ftw i fricking love carlos alazraqui XD

  • this show is fucking hilarious!

  • Garcia is fucking awesome. "Sorry bout your water" haha

  • Describe a bank robber....colored .... LMAO !!!!!

  • @pontiaclives LMAO.

  • i live in reno

  • i love this show

  • "Colored" doesn't even miss a fucking beat, LOL

  • @Theburn77 right... u gotta love that fuker and the show aswell

  • 69 ..... Love this show

  • it looks like a rabit giving me the finger

  • 69 hahahaha this show's fuckin gold

  • este es mi programa favorito jeje muy bien

  • 69. Priceless

  • ONe fo the best clips I've seen from 911

  • He's damn right, if someone is stupid enough to get killed while the police are applying force, then it's obviously their fault.

  • And by the way, his anger because of name calling in this clip remembers me on the MTV The State - Computer Chip sketch... :)

  • ROTFLOL

  • I'm glad that i asked that! LOL

  • LOL name calling.

  • "I want you to picture a bank robber. Now describe that person for me."

    -"Colored."

    "Right away...? Here we go.. You did not hesitate at all!"

    -"No, not at all."

    "Definitely colored?"

    -"Yeah..."

  • "69"

    "OK, I'm glad that I asked that"

    FUCKIN' CLASSIC!

  • @FelchBelcher i know what that means, but I'm not sure I'm getting the joke..

  • @mognite Garcia is answering literally and the psychologist's reaction disbelief.

  • @SSgtParmer is that supposed to be funny?

  • "shorty, beaner, old man"

  • he looks like those taxi drivers in gta 4

  • Is it any wonder why you have to have a little dick to be a cop for a reason?

  • Garcia was the best.

  • im clear so "colored" doesnt bother me. i think its funny as hell.

  • HAHA "69" lmao

  • very funny show

  • "There are extenuating circumstances: wind, name calling" lol

  • LOL LOL LOL DAMN THESE GUYS R FUNY!! :D

  • @TheCrazyMariela first of all this is what we like to call a JOOOOOKE. So quit your crying. Second, you say it OFFENDS you that he says colored, then you go and say "a creepy ass WHITE person." Either you are mentally retarded or just an idiot. Lastly, do some research. Find out how many blacks are in prison for robbery and how many whites are in for robbery.

  • @UCsniper36

    I agree that people need to realize that its a joke and should not take offense it. But I don't agree that the comment in real circumstances is justifiable in any way, regardless of statistics. The comment is clearly a stereotype. It's meant to make fun of the notion that you have ignorant people in the world who still think this way and in no way is meant to reflect the truth.

  • @TheCrazyMariela

    thats why they make Garcia a racist character. I'm not offended and i'm colored.

  • @TheCrazyMariela hahaha, you're an IDIOT if you couldn't see this was a joke.

  • 69 lol best one ever

  • 69! LOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!

  • ahahahahah. "a colored".

  • Dude!

  • I met Garcia in a store on melrose, he was shopping with some chick that was on madtv a while back.

  • Bad cops Bad cops what are you gonna do when they come for you!

  • was the show terminated?

  • Sadly yes

  • can anyone give me a clip of the scene where they take a terminally ill patient for a ride in the cop car who always says "i'm dying!" to get his own way.

  • what does "69" mean

  • Ask your mother, she'll probably know.

  • hahaha nice that kid dunt know what a 69 is lmao

  • @awesomepizzaboy1: First imagine two people kissing. Now flip one of the people upside down, but they are still kissing.

  • ah ok thx^^

  • I saw the Vagina right away. Then I have a psych degree......

  • 1:29 "Old mhan"

  • @Lillogambino Shorteh Beanah!

  • lol COLOURED u didnt hisate at all no not at all

  • I loved this show when I had cable! I think I'll get it on DVD.

  • my favorite mood back when i was a teen was the "69''

  • LOL i love reno

  • 69.. haha!!!

  • And i'm glad he asked that too.

  • 69, LOL

  • HAHAH "orright. i'm glad that i asked that"

  • lmao i love reno 911!!!!!

    but the original crew was they best...

  • I doubt it matters.

    GARCIA CAN'T HIT SHIIIIT!

  • *participating in the process of commenting without having anything to say*

  • its official. the show has been CANCELLED

  • i know, i cant believe it!!

  • not true their comin out wit season 6 you can check comedy channel site

  • season 6 came out in April and ran thru July. Tom Lennon and Cedric Yarbrough confirmed it has been cancelled. you sure you werent looking at an ad for the DVD box set of season 6?

  • *completely unrelated comment*

  • *derogatory insult regarding unrelated comment*

  • *random quote from video*

  • *As expected*

  • I love this person in the serie :p, together with the luietenant :p

  • agreed

  • my favorite personality in the show

  • I want somebody who's good at puzzles, but gave up puzzles because they're so good at puzzles its like a super power and they've chosen not to use it.

  • yeah garcia is definitely my favorite cop, and terry is my favorite character

  • colored !

  • Anyone know where I can watch free episodes free? lol

  • ill msg u with it

  • torrent

  • Colored.

  • Tired of videos that dont split your side?  My Wena will go the distance.

    mywena. com

  • Lol, he said colored with no hesitation!

  • garcia is my favorite cop on reno 911

  • "Sorry about your water" :D

  • "shorty beaner old man" lol

  • "I'm glad that I asked that" is pure gold.

  • i love this show, and for those who dont know its fake, it airs on comedy central, hmmm?

  • Hahahaha colored!!

  • Damn you think thats bad, my drivers ed. teacher thought this was real!!! seriously though the gay cop in short shorts has been in tons of movies, isnt that a pretty big clue? this is supposed to look real because the show makes fun of the show COPS.

  • "69"

  • rofl

  • i'm glad he asked that too.

  • You fucking idiot. Yeah, it is "fake." It's a fucking television show.

    Tool

  • You did not know this show was fake. Next time when you watch it at the very beginning they have the actors name over who they are playing.

  • Garcia is the man!

  • "..wind, name calling?"

  • hahaha awesome damned show always cracks me up lol

  • yeah its a television show WOW

  • Wow your simple

  • -xnowloadingx-

    You win the biggest jack ass award for having the worst comment ever.

    Good job.

  • Captain Obvious to the rescue !

  • Garcia is and always will be my fave from Reno 911.

  • ......................colored.­..................

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  • "69"

    ok great, i'm glad that i asked that

    shit i miss the old cast members, why did they have to leave us?

  • I haven't owned or watched a television for almost 20 years, but this show makes me wish I had one. Thank you for putting these video clips on YouTube for people without television can see them.

  • wait im just wondering you have a computer but not a tv im just sayin doesnt a computer cost more

  • Wow,just like a cop.

  • The last ten seconds of the clap were hilarious.

  • "69" lol

  • HAha Right out of the gate "COLORED" hahaha

    Dangle and Garcia are my favorites.