10 Ways to Tell if You're a Noob

[Louie76533]

LOL! the guy is like: OMG YOU FUCKING NOOB! GOD!

[thejingle20]

yellow master c : and lastly you know your a nood if you where pink ribbons in your hair like jullian

jullian:thats right little p..hey wait whaaaatt

me:haahaa lol oh wait am i a n00B....no wait no i ain't heray *sprays n00B poison* just to be safe

[ggtristangg]

I'm a noob :)

[MrDoctorDavison]

whether or not Ur a noob, is you make a video about being a noob or not is noob

[metalsonicdoll]

10. you splatter yourself while driving

9. you have a shotgun and your enemy has nothing and is away and he kills you

8. you think everyone you meet is a hacker

7. you camp with the sniper and snipe with the shotty

6.you assassinate yourself

5. you can't beat the tutorial on easy mode

4.you get killed by a sleeping grunt on easy

3. you t-bag until you die

2.you know your a noob

1. your game shuts off, says "0mg lololololololol U R 7h3 81gg357 n008 3v4!!!!!! this game will now self destruct"

[FlyingNinja718]

dont forget the smoothe

[mstock007]

You know your a noob when you bring a rocket to a magnum fight

[DeltaM97]

5.you use a laser in a shotgun fight

4. you get proud of a double kill

3. you forge on valhalla

2. you use the carbine often

1. you ask what a n00b is

[PatriotCat]

hahahaha lol pink ribbons

[Dragonox84]

cheesemonster2712 is a n00b he can't crouch jump

[hoodout16]

lol

[techn0FTW]

@dreammad21 haha no skill required? yeah right. and otherwise. okay spartan 327... no, spartan 352... agh whats your name you freakin noob?!?!

[icedragon295]

Another Way to Tell if you A Noob Is that If That you throw Way Too Many Grenades. Example - Someones throwing Tons of Plasma grenades hoping That one of Them will stick to the Guy's Body. XD AKA Nade-Noobs

[dreammad21]

Too bad in FPS, there is no skill required.

there is no such thing as "a noob" in a FPS. :)

[dawnofdoom999]

No skill??? Are you insane???

[killerbram40]

you don't need skills if you are the only one in the server, like you always do.

and second: yes, you can be a noob. like when you don't know how to crouch-jump

HALO PWNS!

[ReflexWicked]

YOU NOOB, YOU CAN'T CROUCH JUMP.

[TheDeadlyPete]

or maybe your a noob for noing all this stuff

[abevega35]

you know your a noob if you get killed by your own grenade.

[hemdogg93]

'and possibly the ability to make smoothies' xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I LOVE THIS!

[beagleboy547]

you can tell your a noob when you make a video to tell people that your a noob in halo

[yazgup]

and your microphone sucks and no one can hear you :P

[LordofShawdows]

you know your a noob if you made a comment on this video telling they are noobs.

[beagleboy547]

well your a noob calling me a noob because i called them noobs for making a video of how to tell ppl are noobs.

owned

[LordofShawdows]

well on the contrary my asshole. your a noob for callin me a noob for calling you a noob for calling these people in this video noobs for tellling people that those are the way for being noobs.

[beagleboy547]

you have contrary on your ass thast pretty gross go check that

[LordofShawdows]

im sry. i though that you would know that i was referring to u. i mean u are kinda of a asshole :/

[beagleboy547]

nah assholes are the ppl who reply to other people's coments. i can give my opinion of i want to

[LordofShawdows]

im pretty sure assholes are people hatin on other peopoles videos because you know, they are assholes

[beagleboy547]

again its my opinion, in america we have opinions, wherever u live i guess they dont. probably a commy country :D

[LordofShawdows]

yep america is a commie country. (thats where i live) and then again just because we have the freedom of speech means i can say that ur a flaming homosexual douchebag ass licker. :D

[beagleboy547]

Well you can say that, but i kno for a fact that u woman are a homosexual douchebag ass licker :D

[LordofShawdows]

no u?

[beagleboy547]

what out of responses? thats pretty typical of 12 year olds.

[LordofShawdows]

hey man ur the one who keeps on taking mine and restateing them

[EvilHamsterbot]

Arguing on the internet is like competing in the special olympics. No matter who wins, they're still retarded.

[LordofShawdows]

well if this is the special olypics. why arent you arguing?

[ddrx9]

whats that ending song?

[Sniper2248]

your a noob

[90lopk]

WHERE DO YOU FIND THIS GAME

[AntiCookie007]

OH WOW fucking get it at a store ya dick

[Fortunehun7er90]

Oh and on some other comments: Listen to what they actually say. For example "Ability to 4-shot" means, simply "4 shot kill" as the Sniper Rifle in Halo 1-3 is always able to atLEAST 2 shot (headshot is "1 shot")

Also, the "blocked channel" is not "HBO" it's the P*rn channel.

Wackoman28, i dare you to fight someone who has a BR, with pistol, because pistol sucks in Halo 2-3 (In Halo 1, they were overpowered)

"noob combo" was/is the plasma pistol + BR combo

[Fortunehun7er90]

"it's f*king gay they got to block that channel because i'm bored g*d.. it's got like a 4 letter code and i can't crack the code.."

*5second silence*

"Porn.. "

Epic! xD

[Ratkill9000]

Damn i wish i had the Magnum with 4 shots, scope, silencer and the ability to make smoothies. But how the hell could you drink the smoothies? LOL

[bta20007]

lol

[applesmasher4]

the pistol also needs a laser attachment lol

[applesmasher4]

im a noob but its because i dont have a 360 so i only play at my friends house

[lancerbryan]

double kill whats up now!

[FaitRockz]

I think the end parts the best.

[CallMeRockey]

lol @ numbers one

[aswomepants96]

love it

[CelebSingerMC]

So true . . . noobs tick me off

[wackoman28]

lol. that means i m a noob cause i always use a pistol. but kill more players.

[TrekkieAtlantis]

hillarious:)

[acolyteofsithis]

pretty fricken funny :P

[Odorokasu]

Ah that's great. ^^

Hey guys gonna want like a free smoothie or something? Got my new Magnum, check it out.

[LieutenantMatt2]

What's a n00B combo?

[runescapeeeee]

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[LieutenantMatt2]

"you sound like my hundred year old grandma, and she's dead," thats classic!

[SuperchargedXX]

lmfao

this is epic<33

sexy,

noobs suck

[tdunseth]

GOD DANGET WHATS YOUR NAME?lol.

[albertoloco123]

so many people hav this video should u give proper authority to this

[monstercalibur]

hahaha my computer froze hold on! o thnx guys thnx hold on *gets blasted by guns in for difernt directions* hhahahahahahah

[Osaka117]

Aaaaaaaand BXR!

[Crazystick5125]

noobs...

[HaloCheif35]

wait guys my computer froze hold on let me open my zone alarm and omg lol

[Soccer147258]

ur right vv

[DentinDaHero]

You know you're a noob if you live longer than everyone else? That's about what half of these say!

[X3MrSerio405]

The noobs who made this video are fukn big-o noobs. Thank You.

[AridPuppy]

thank god im not a noob even tho that word is so gay lol i always get 1st place and the sometimes 2nd place

[UnrealEcko]

lol fuck you

[h3izTraumatik]

its to be funny ^^

Sword iz a balanced weapon .. hatenoobz

[gotts21]

I'm a noob.

:•)

[jamescolbertntlworld]

stall get a kick from this vid

[zakwashere]

I'm DEFINITELY a noob! XD

[Danterockz96]

all those reasons are soooo totally true!

[zbestpkingod]

your freaking funny

[makeme522]

lmao nice vid

[Rapture9999]

funny, and informational. sadly, i know people who want a gun to have the added ability to make smoothies/ other things. its funny

[anbesa94]

i think i'm a noob.. thks xD

[dumbass129]

its to be funny........

[reyeyr]

the hbo one dosent make u a noob

[magikjedi2]

how does having HBO being blocked make you a noob?

[Kenithbob142]

lol i wish my pistol could make me smoothies!

[HeavyMetalSaiyan]

Haha nice, "it's just spectacular.. come with me to matchmaking, getting double kills everywhere... it's just completely greatly killtacular!"

[Chimpmunk08]

freakin halirous

[resistance189]

lol with the 5 numbers thing

[ToroQ3000]

lol "some four number code! I cant crack the code!"

[OneTailedDemonCat]

Want a smoothie or something, I got my new pistol lol that was awesome...

[Zedthamis]

prety cool

[idram12892]

haha good

[UziMaster1]

lol, that was awesome. I know what you mean.

[click0click0boom]

Dude, you sound like my grandma, and she's dead.

No I don't..

Haha

[Tarsharklikesapples]

lolwin.

[rykamaru]

LOL

SUCK IT RED!!!

who likes fred??

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GOD DAMMIT WHATS YOUR NAME!?

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lol possibly a silencer and an added ability to make smoothies!!

lol great vid guys 5 stars

[420pdp420]

if you wear pink ribbons X DW

[elgrabadula]

thios video is awesome

[aznredragon629]

LMAO level 40 but noob xD

[ZangetsuBullet]

i want a smoothie on my pistol...

[TheBeefyWizard35]

u guys playin the computer version of Halo 2? Where can u get it?

[A7XGUY123]

haha from 1:20 so funny

[A7XGUY123]

haha sims song at da start

[directorman12]

dude fucking nerds i mean do you really spend the time doing these videos..... crispy

[stuckhumor]

u no your a noob if you make videos about noobs

[jazzman0000]

and you sparton03 no wait sparton73

lol so funney

[anh73]

its called The Authority Song by jimmy eat world

[theonlynewboutthere]

Whats the Song at the Ending Credits?

[Benlikesgirls]

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[bubba1095]

LOL

[Zeny1992]

LOL IM NOT NOOB!!!!!!!11111111111

[PrUnEJuIcEtHeThIrD]

Rofl the voice masking was freaking hilarious.

[Runescaper1000]

lol

[GAMEFREAK333]

*sniff*

Territries happens to be one of my favorite modes...

and i'm really good at it

*sniff*

[daveyballs3]

u know u have no life wen u make a halo2 video about noobs.

[01stursa]

wait a second you searched this you sad twat

[bombhead72]

Now this is true

[H2O117]

Imsuck you rock

[Torenhire]

Ahahahaha

3 minutes is the best part.

[mcquarriemadness]

fucking hysterical

[TinaWund]

Love the Sims music in the back.

[wiimanwii1]

lol

[Amenyx]

i dont wanna double post but...HALO 3 IS OUT!!!!! RIOT IN THE STREETS!!!!!!!!!

[KCAJWEBB]

mmmmmmmmmmmm smothies

[Amenyx]

past is right about rvb i am considering making my own machinima production myself any tips you can give me?

[KyomiHaru]

LOLZ XDDD that rules =D

i want that magnum that makes smoothies XP

[bananaclasic]

"You know you're a noob in Halo if your gamertag has more than 5 numbers-" That applies to anything online. Lol

[Skenderberg]

ROFL hahaha ur a noob if ur gamertag has more than 5 numgerS HAHAHA

[iamcam06]

heh heh ok call me a noob but wtf is hbo if its not the channel that your perents blocked? i mean really i dont get it unless you mean if your perents blocked it your a noob lol im sorry but it bugs me that i dont know

[carl36y]

tight

[haloadmiral118]

i hope those who r noobs please pay attention to this video and learn something so no1 will make fun of u 4 sucking

[TheThirdSock]

Lol, I /am/ a n00b at Halo, but I also don't play enough. Wish they gave you tips....O_o"

The n00b voice reminds me of foamy.

[beanerville]

my personal favorite noob move is when ppl are trying to dodge ur shots by jumping up and down like a 'tard. funniest moment is when they are surprised that their secret, indestructible move failed them.

[T3sbestplayer]

I get killed tons but I kill tons so am I noob??? This is in the PC version.

[xXEvilcrystaLXx]

no its not. look. it was POSTED sept 9, _2007_.

[votedonut]

AWESOME

[Halowarrior795]

more way for me to find noobs to kill

[linemanz]

holy shit wow omfg hilarious i was loling teh whole fucking holy shit hahaha

[sonic907]

one way to know if your a noob is if get killed so many times by idiots

[DemoSkit]

"And Lastly you know your a noob if you wear pink ribbions in your hair like Julian.", "Thats right little...hey wait what!?" lmfao!!!

[starcraftisfun]

u no ur a noob in halo if ur a lvl 40 but u SUK lol

[fearzero182bob]

my personal favorite halo vid

[ICPjug90]

If you steal the idea of Red vs. Blue and make yourselfs feel like know it alls, you're a noob.

[Pastapete]

What? What does this have to do with Red vs. Blue? Just because it is Machinima? Red vs. Blue paved the way for thousands of "Machinimaniacs"... just people who wanted to use video resources from pre-rendered programs, (aka videogames), to tell and create their own story. I am not stealing from RvB, I consider them to be one of the gaming community gods.... I do not mean to take anything from them, I am not affiliated with them.

[Legatox86]

i like it but: what does HBO have to do with halo? lol and thats the slowest BxR iv ever seen

[stevethepimpster]

wait, wait, hold on guys my computer froze... gotta open my zone alarm... hold on gotta open my programs... okay... got zone alarm, team standby... lmfao!!!

[ninjababe101]

lol oh sweet jesus, this is mastercard moment, priceless! lol

[lemarkie89]

bahaha i like the 2nd last one all i remember of it tho is "...and the ablity to make smoothies" awesome XD

[helmfire]

ITS MIKE!!!! haha

[mattgwade]

lol that was funny as hell

[stwrtroe]

my mom blocked HBO :(

[Phlear]

Im a noob :D

[imtheclassiccrime]

Booya best halo movie EVER LMFAO

[bgfolio]

meh

[sjc200]

I think the biggest n00b thing is when some reatrd thinks youre ingnoring them and cant tell (even though its stated clear as day) that u have no mic plugged in

[RiikoSama]

One of my friends does the Level 40 but sucks one. xD

He always says we're cheating when we beat him. It's so funny.

[oXNOCHANCEXo]

what a nooby bxr

[brentbear]

you know you're a noob when it takes you longer to bxr then you say it

[sfhproductions1H3]

lmao okay open up HTMI OH MY GOOOOD!!!!!!!!

[SassySarah17]

Derrick ur fucking insane!! ur so cute when ur getting shot!!! lol

[blide1]

the pistol should have a scope and a silencer that would own sooo hard

[legosnipeya613]

wat exactly is hbo is a porno

[Vise666]

funny

[moneyboy524]

lol hbo

[WowItsHero]

Haha 5/5..

[CDtele92]

funni =P

[Soviet22]

yay!!! I'm not a noob

[XzOoYoRk]

ima noob i think pistols make smoothies... darn... but they DO!

[tubedur]

lol real funny man

[xx5chickmag5xx]

roflmao this is my fav video 5/5 for me

[KatKatKid]

rotflmao!!!!

[Pokepets234]

whats hbo?

[shadowofthedayz]

i don't know wats HBO!!!!!!!!!LOL

[PinkPigPuff06]

lol HDA212!! NOOB!!!!!! lol jk

[HDA212]

true...that hurts... I got a comp freeze once and I told them to stop shooting. The same thing happened (even my own teammates shot me)

[kojtx1v]

wow wat lvl r u

[PinkPigPuff06]

I love this soo much it rox

[Godzilla00X]

funnist halo vid ever!!!

[puppyluvxoxo05]

that vid owns!

[Bustexal]

this is great and last way was best.

[DragonLordG]

LOL that was awesome... but i dont understand the "if you ruld at territorys" thing. i mean, what if they are good players who just happen to be able to do territories? do you mean if they start bragging about how good they are then their a noob?

[incurruptable]

Mmmm smoothies.

[brickwall34]

-and lastly, you know if your a noob if u wear little pink ribbons in your hair... like yulian

-thats right and, eh hey WHAT?

[zoujun921]

people who call other people noobs are assholes. they should just shut the fuck up becuz there not helpin nebody and there just bein jerks. its ok to be a noob and they dont need to be insulted or treated badly just becuz they arnt good at games. so shut the fuck up all shitfaced noob-callers!! sheesh.....

[steelgear]

Finally somene who makes sense on the subject. Everyone was a noob once and some ppl have lives outside of computer games so they wouldn't be as good at playing either.