Petrucci sucks.

[WetDreamTheater]

This video speaks truth.

[AdrenalineThrob]

Petrucci is garbage. Mike Portnoy is and always will be the only talent to ever grace DT. THE MOB RULES.

[MrDreamTheater2]

Too much truth in this vid.

[julesbrunettlast]

i dont give a fuck if he is joking or not he needs to be slaped like a bitch

[metalband1000]

listen kid if your going to continue talking shit about JP get a life because hes better then the rappers who spin records

[PhantasmicDayDreamz]

Rock Discipline improv intro...nuff said Please demonstrate modal relationships better than he does and that was how long ago

SIke i know your just messin man This shit had me laughing

[Lorenzomusic05]

GET A LIFE, even if you're joking!!!!!!!!!

[OfficialTSC]

you must really hate him or are really into sarcasm to go through all this trouble uploading a video for this...

[CuriousComposer]

Is there an "Anti-Favorites" I can add this to?

[E1p0tat0k1ng]

And that's all I have to say about you too, my good sir.

[DarkHound9999]

Haters gonna hate, Petrucci gonna rule (Dark Master within, i will fight for you \m/) :D

[xxrockon83]

Hey hey thats alright man....I wish I was as good as Petrucci to..

[GutteralEviceration]

you insult John and you get coldcocked. D:<

[Raaschid]

Primus sucks

[2222Ruud2222]

wahahaha this video is just made to get you people angry.... look at the dislike votes, the guy in the video got what he wants,.... good job i pressed the like button.

u really fooled at least 808 peeps

[FourBranches]

He must be trollin' in tha deep!

[suckethonthyballs]

@FourBranches If that comment wasnt so annoying id say it was funny.

[AluadoAlmofadinhas]

GO TO HELL MTF u are a fcking litle guys thinking that is some one in LIFE GO TO HELL MTF

[Kafixis1]

Eat a dick...

[t3super60W]

You look like you suck cock. Petrucci is your God and you will bow down to him or he will kill you with his mind

[iMatthewXP]

shut the fuck up u damn troll go suck kirk hametts dick n lick jimy pages nipples u bitch ass nigga whore ass mother fucker

[folkmetalking]

you gotta work on your jokes. you know you love petrucci

[tommomann585]

I am not gonna lie, that was a good troll on everyone.

[foshizmaniz21]

I know you're a troll but I shall put this simply, for you simple twats:

Eat a dick cunt.

[TheOriginalIbanezGem]

Trol.. you suck and suck the big one.. because Petrucci is awesome.. jealousy gets you nowhere.. and doing it makes you happy.. so do it even

[xTheFifthBeatlex]

Holy Troll

[ValdorGalad]

Trololololololol

[The9thExecutive]

/watch?v=CFXvfBL4WkU

That's all.

[DutyPauls]

even if he was joking a dream theater fan to the slightest wouldnt post a video like this. you sir, have no soul

[metallicarox80s]

Going for comedic video of youtube?

[54FRK]

Why don't you just KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF ?

[warlockjt1]

.l.

[EuroPacio]

you suck!!

[leetsmithownsu]

did anyone else notice that this is under the category of pets & animals? hahahahaha :D

[dobibo123]

you dumb fucks hes just joking see hes channel hes even doing a guitar cover for one of dream theater songs...

[hewhosaysthings]

HILARIOUS. lol.

[creature94]

YOU SUCKS

[MusicTheater81]

high as fuck ¬¬...

[CheshireTiger2501]

maybe he tried to be like Petrucci... but he failed and got frustrated (nerdraging on his room) and he made this video....

[chuleta284]

Worst video ever?

[BandMagnus]

Either he doesn't know what time sigs are, or he's just messing with us.

[thebeast184]

really? his timing sucks? how about he's changing timing throughout the course of the songs that's kind of a Dream Theater staple. maybe if you did a little research before making any of this shit you'd know that you ignorant little prick

[mitale1]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJ­AJJAJA SUUPER TROLL!

[Maume89]

The only thing that sux is your mouth. Do you like cocks? Bitch-fuck.

[DannyMomoo]

i dont give 2 shits if he is making a joke you sir. should shut the fuck up and not try to get some views by just talking shit. fuck you.

[BenHarrisProductions]

Lmfao what a troll

[Jamster22101]

WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE YELLING!!!!!!

[Nickdiaublow]

Ok people! Look to the Right. What do you see? Agilo3 covers Dream Theater! God damn youtube! Of course he is sarcastic!

[Coldmystery]

Seriously you're gonna tell me JP sucks whilst you owning an Ovation? I call shenanigans.

[Kakaking58]

I bet you can't play for shit either.

[andinio]

FUCK YOU.. Petrucci plays one million times better than you, i dont need to hear you playin for knowing that !

[3SkatingLibras]

OVATIOON <3 

[johnberniebaranda]

haha

[donniecrump]

i agree! he blows!

[MrPrimetime4004]

@donniecrump WTF he is probubly one of the best guitarists in thw world sure alot of people can play his music but he is good enough to write them so STFU u little prick!!

[donniecrump]

@MrPrimetime4004 fast != good moron. a great guitarist is not measured by speed and accuracy.

[ironvictory666]

HIS TIMING IS OFF???? DUDE WTF???? his playing in other time signatures than 4/4 so it sound kinda strange for other fucks like you. But it's not wrong it's correct, if you know what the fuck time signatures is

[thegrouchboy]

@ironvictory666 when he said that i knew this was a joke... so calm down dude (;

[jCantrell03]

Yo r u high. He's probly 1 of the best ever if not the best. O and i watched sum of ur vids. And it seems like everything u said about petrucci is truly about u. Damn. Don't talk about yourself like that.

[LLeo53]

Nice troll, lmfao !

[bibatone1]

you fucking fucker, idiot, shit!!!!

I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE 65 PROFILES!!!!

[MrGabosification]

Doing this shit* only to get some views nic fhucker

[theunitedspeed]

If this was suppossed to be a joke, I don't thinkit was a very funny one, also, why would you go to the trouble, if you actually like the band to make a video just to pretend to hate the guitarist. Pointless

[SerratedAMG]

I already knew this guy was joking from the start, but people on youtube (typical thing) are too dumb to realize.

Y'know how thangz be playin' out.

[Testaneticaband]

he made this video single handedly to provoke the anger of JP fans, ignore and fuck him, or both :P

[GalSolidsymmetry]

nice sarcasm idiot

[KornSOAD]

His timing is off? At first I thought this guy was a fucking moron, but then when he said that JP's timing is off, I knew this must be a joke. xD

[anshumanchaube95]

MAB liked this 65 times...

[orangatine]

@agilo3 youre full of shit. troll harder.

[TheCityCentral]

........Ok so who do you think is better than him?

[abidyo]

yeah, and elephants are microwaves....

[jikarpert]

you suck!

[availableforcomment]

Regardless of your opinion of Petrucci's abilities (which, by the way, are in my opinion quite awesome), you are obviously not a musician because musicians criticize each other in a POSITIVE and HELPFUL way, rather than bash another person's efforts. Therefore, since you are obviously NOT a musician, your musical opinion means nothing. Good day sir.

[Revertemperor]

655 people and Petrucci against 65 assholes , you are very very FUCKED ...

[exxxtrmer]

You suckes Petrucci'sdick and got herpes on your lips, hahahahahahaha!

[Mapon123]

@exxxtrmer Are you implying that John Petrucci has herpes?

[gattij1]

He obviously doesn't really think petrucci sucks. He's just trying to get attention, but it's a good tactic, I might make some videos with some negative things to say about DT that may or maynot be true

[blazehand187]

Hey guy....I think your just mad because you have herpes...

(top right side of his lip)

[Testaneticaband]

@blazehand187 or someone punched him in the face for being stupid

[leo037metal]

62 people listen to hip hop, reggaeton and pop :) (you're just a jealous who can not play the guitar well )

[IceWaterColdWater]

Of course Petrucci sucks. He sucks for writing such badass riffs that none of us can play even in out dreams.

On a serious note ,

Dude , seriously? Petrucci sucks?

[kakashi1810]

Don't you understand that he made this to get views... '-_-

Enybody with a correct mind would say that just for saying...

[wezzroxx666]

......?

[mumatrix]

he sucks but you have a first video wiht petrucci -.- and others with dream theate........ you are idiot -.-

[Peace5ify]

Lol

[zeppelin25101980]

i will smack you with my balls

[ashisification]

you fucking truely suck...

[raiders4life37]

@Agilo3 wtf is your problem you fucking nerd!!!!!! Go practice kissing your pillow bc you aint getting any soon.., JP is beast when it comes to playing guitar.., Ive never seen you play guitar and make millions playing it like JP.., so get the Fuck off JPs ball sack bc your an idiot!!! You stupid cunt licking son of a bitch

[raiders4life37]

@hugol50 do you know who John petrucci is?!! He's the best fucking guitarist in this world.., If it werent for JP you wouldnt be born bitch

[hugol50]

yes he sucks 

[MrIconoclast666]

Nobody can mess with dream theater.....if mozart was living he'll sit back and watch them...someone who would try to musically challenge dream theater will be something MORE THAN A FOOL!!!

[ZhasX3]

lol?

[jkmerio]

You wouldn't be alive if JP doe'st excist you idiot.

[electabuzzVSmagmar]

jp would sexually assault this bitch.

[thefranzfrom1991]

go listen cypress hill you asshole

[donniecrump]

this vid may be a joke but john does suck. sterile predictable noodling. a chimp pushing buttons on a keyboard could produce the same sounds.

[runingblackbear]

boy band lover 

[MetalMilitia4545]

Lol obviously its a joke. The fact that he says his timings off is an obvious compliment that the mans like a fucking machine when he plays

[Requiemx181]

Mmmm yes yes...

but i need to know if you're a guitarist better than him....

[McDiddy99]

Charles Kaman just called. He wants his Ovation Acoustic back.

[1337RaysoRb]

Ok. Bye.

[Basska96]

Why here have to be some fucking asshole gays like you in youtube??? Go to suck your own penis if you really dont have better things to do.

[GuitarOkeBoy]

@Basska96 Thats right !

[Jamster22101]

dude i so wish i was you right now. haha that is just awesome. john is like my idol and ive learned so much because of him. thats pretty freakin sweet.

[Guitarmazdur]

LOL his timing is off? thats what i thought about progressive music when i was like 10. seriously? XD you are so oblivious its funny. TAKE IT FROM A FORMER STUDENT OF JP HIMSELF; HE DOESN'T SUCK.

[Jamster22101]

@Guitarmazdur former student?

[Guitarmazdur]

@Jamster22101 yeah, I took lessons from him at the National Guitar Workshop during the week of July 26 2010.

[Jamster22101]

you suck....and thats all i have to say about that.

[Jamster22101]

ok, first off ive seen your playing. you suck. you have no room to say anything. your just a jelious fuck tard. second, i would love to hear you play the "Stream of Conciousness" solo. so fuck the hell off. until you can play better than him, you have no room to say anything. third....nice "i just hit puberty" facial hair! shut the fuck up ass hole.

[Explosive184]

So you do a cover guitar cover for dream theater and then say John Petrucci sucks.

REALLY clever trolling.

[oDREAMTHEATER]

.your mum's penis' sucks.!

[ConKerDT]

u mother is sucks really FAGGET

[AlwaysWillBe]

you should call this video : my speech of "the dumbest guy' award

[colinj362]

try learning perfect english before you post another video you bitch

[linkhackerneo]

CAN YOU PLAY BETTER MOTHERFUCKER?

[CHRISAARONVAMPIRES]

Oh yeah and dude: UR ACCENT TRULY TRULY TRULY TRULY TRULY SUCKS!!!!

U sound like a freakin british girl.

[CHRISAARONVAMPIRES]

dude.. ur mom truly sucks. ACTUALLY U probably SUCK! u probably saw one of his solos or songs and you were like:

"Oh my god! John Petrucci is the best guitarist ever!! I hate hime because i will NEVER be as good as him!! Maybe i shuld post a stupid crappy video on youtube saying he sucks!! Thats how jelous, stupid, and ugly i am!"

So yeah. Y dont u just shut the hell up and just freakin burn urself, do drugs, drink ur damn alchol, get in a car and go kill urself like the bastard u are!

[KnockOutUrMind]

Oh i wanna say 1 thing...

Your mother sucks, and so very well

[AlmostDeck1000]

... you can put your fucking guitar in your vagina.!

[RaxielTheBlackTerror]

Saying John Petrucci is a shitty guitarist is like saying that shit tastes like strawberry icecream.

[runingblackbear]

wrong

[rudessdfdf]

sarcasm

[jsem94]

Classic troll!

[exxxtrmer]

Hilarious... his hair, his geek glasses... made my day! Petrucci IS THE MAN!

[TheMusicBucket]

I laughed so hard at this.

[tanjilmzhd]

I only got one thing to say...FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!

[gnryeah]

You get a thumbs up. Because you had enough balls to put this garbage out there.

[guitarsouza]

everyone here is an idiot

how can u think this is serious c'mon guys are u stupi or what

obviosly this guy put the video so he could create a massive argue of guys telling that he is gay or he has a vagina

c'mon metal buddies be smarter

[JapaneseMonsters14]

This guy is obviously full of shit and he knows it, this guy is a butt pirate traveling the world in search of richard simmons

[shako86]

what a gayblade...

[steviewonder74CEA]

new conclusion to draw: if they hate someone or something without rational logic, they must have been raped by a fan when they were a child. yes, i took it from team america, but it makes sense.

[sgraw200]

YOU sucks.

[HolyGK]

PEOPLE CALM DOWN, nobody understand that this video is sarcasm, may it wasn't funny but look his other vids where he plays some dream theater, look at his influences and style ...

[jfcrumpton]

You make me laugh....a good hearty laugh. HAHAHA.  Idiot.

[jesh12d3]

OMG! John Petrucci himself just answered to this video!! It's a message for the author. You can check it out at watch?v=1oFgefAhq0o

[flowerpoo21]

@jesh12d3 i bet the little fucker hasn't the good grace to take perfectly good advice when its given

[strav12]

@jesh12d3 He didn't get the joke either. Check this guy's page.

[noconflictbanana]

Petrucci shucks, he really really shucks, datchs all imma says about hims.

[missjudish]

trolllollololll!

[cannavis87]

you are a stupid and boring men xD...

wn!!!

[Niekpas]

...That was surprisingly pointless. I'm honestly impressed! I mean, I saw it was 17 seconds long, I knew I wasn't going to get a great explanation or something, but this, this is impressive. That was like 3 sentences! Good job dude!

[ecam90]

U have a bruised lip. Probably from when you were sucking some guy's dick cause only a homosexual donkey whore would say such a thing.

[r0ckNrain]

Haha, look at that dump guy, you probably dont even can count till 4 and thats why you think his out of time..Looooser..!

[PieroBestable]

We will find you

[bobmeetstommy]

Who are you to say he sucks?

Why dont you post a video showing how you are "better"

Honestly, people who play music and claim their selves to be "better" or "more talented" are just immature. No player is better than another in any sense. All musicians play with different styles and make their music their own. Not only that, but your not even playing guitar, even if you were a great player your still disrespectful to all other musicians and i cant believe you have the audacity to say that

[4876562]

fuck u ..petrucci is GOD!!!!!!!

[AppleFender]

Don't you have better words than suck and shit? Petrucci Rules, and he always will ...

[Razor745]

LOL Good joke.

[Alfificationn]

If you are a musician, you really are a lost cause and need to change your lifestyle. Really because musicians respect each other whatever their level of skill..

[guitarfreak421]

His timing is off, HAH. Its called something that is not in 4/4. I know this is tough for you to understand, but not all songs are in the same timing.

[rokyn2000]

This guy is just craving attention, and he succeeded because you people care to much about what a single person thinks. He is trolling, and I respect him for what he has accomplished only by stating someone sucks :D

[alexarw1]

his ugly face makes me agressive!!! where do you live?! hmmm maybe i can hack his page :-P..i take a look here and here..and bingo! guys follow me we have work to do.

[ProFuzeMikey]

why? do you think you better? u dont know what you talking about! why dont you but some shit on your mouth and shut the fuck up

[mik8903]

quit being a hater biatch!!!!!

[T9X7]

Don't worry.. he must be dead at the moment.. Petrucci killed him by telekinesis

[demonochorus666]

P.S. this is not what your vagine hung like wizards sleeve said last night.

[demonochorus666]

KEY:

apple = F***

orange = C***

plum = D***

banana = B**tard

guava = B*tch

vagine hung like sleeve of wizard = Agilo3's mum

idoit = Agilo3

now we have sorted the base idoit we can start. you are and appling douche bag. how can you possible, with ears that detect audiable sound, not hang yourself when you talk. you appling orange. you know your are a technical banana as your guava of a vagine hung like sleeve of wizard slept with 10 guys around your conception with giant plums.

[clickswitchh]

i know ... agree

[MrHotshot357]

suck my nut

[betvarin]

why dont you recognize the irony? :D

[thericecrispy2]

Petrucci could destroy you with half of his pinkie toe on his weak foot. You lose.

[MetalManiacMarkus789]

haha wow! ur obviously retarded or from another planet so im gonna give u some advice that will help u while your here. make a vid of yourself playing since u were talking about timing and all that crap, u sure sound like a guy who knows what he is talking about so if i dont c a vid posted up within a month of ur guitar playing then I want u to take that gay looking acoustic in the back there and bash ur head in with it.

[AngusYoungForMayor]

he is just the best metal guitarist ever but i think you're not interested you fuckin' nerd. :D