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  • Omg she is bitch i think that it wad nicolai voice isnt it¿

  • Step 1: Click play video

    Step 2: press 7, 9, or 3 or 5 fast

    Step 3: lol

  • Step 1: Click play video

    Step 2: press 7, 9, or 3 fast

    Step 3: lol

  • what do u use those for

  • oooh, the vid length is "1:15" oooh

  • isn't there 5

  • 0:51 LOLLIPOPAS XD

  • @WinterierPlane you think treyarch reads this shit? This is exactly the same as chain mail/or spam. If you think treyarch reads this shit, then keep doing the same with other videos. All you get is getting spammed.

  • @hasikunsan dats nice but i really dnt care wat u got 2 say nd dont reply i hate having to talk back to lowlifes like you

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  • @WinterierPlane Sorry I get hot headed some time. I've got ADHD and sometimes I unintentionally comment some words. So never mind about the comment I sent you before this one. Peace

  • @hasikunsan i dnt believe you but k peace

  • Treyarch! We want to get out of map in zombies. We want glitches!

    But if it has to be patched, ATLEAST make a zombie mode were you have infinite life and ammo (which of course is disconnected from leaderboards). Where

    we can just have fun and explore! ¨

    Thumbs up if you agree! Together we can change!

    Copy & Paste this comment to as many zombie glitch videos as possible Because thats how treyarch find glitches to patch, searching on youtube

    This was started by Torffv

  • @WinterierPlane ur so fucking annoying stop writing ur shit on videos Treyarch doesnt give a shit about ur fucking ideas!!!!!!

  • ha ha silence of the lambs reference

  • HOLY SHIT the video's 1:15 long and 115 was the zombie project :O

  • @iamjcw2k10 It's also a real element that is in space... If swallowed it makes you wanna eat ppl

  • @pepsi596 Like a zombie

  • @iamjcw2k10 Exactly

  • V3Gaming303 if this is true and i die my family will sue

  • lol richtofag

  • YOUR BREATH SMELLS OF DEATH! sooooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • my ex wife hits harder then you

  • press 7 lol

  • @whitboyroks7thst lol potato top

  • Ooo there is a doll inside a doll inside a doll sound pervers

  • Lol, press 5 to keep up tickling him.

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  • @V3Gaming303 if this is true ,if i die my family will sue

  • DO they doa anthing once u find them all

  • wait at the start did he say i hate u richtofen i 4got how 2 spell his name

  • dude there is five

  • they have the faces of the players

  • Nikolai's doll: I hate u Richtofen! I love all that is Nikolai

  • Nikolai's Doll to Richtofen: I HATE YOU RICHTOFEN!

    hahahahaha

  • what we can do whith this dools?

  • @deathsnake98 i know how to get out I'm on ps3 can u tell where to go or can you show me in a match

  • 12 people were bitten by zombies

  • who peoples are playing by ''ASCENSION'': tank DEMPSEY, NIKOLAI belinski, doctor RICHTOFEN and TAKEO masaki. Is that the 4 peoples tat they are playing or isn't

  • When u do mystery man try to go to each doll that corrisponds to each character and activate at same time like so he can read it

  • Want to see real enlightenment techniques?Not satisfied what all the chakras and third eye talk?psychic powers, telepathy, precognition, it is all real.Search no more, THE-HIDDEN-SPIRITdotCOM is the end of the road.

  • What can you do with those dolls ?

  • @kksteenful You can get em out of the box and use them as bombs

  • @kksteenful music:)

  • @kksteenful

    "play" with them

  • @kksteenful they xplode into small ones or the 1s with the hold sqaure

  • @kksteenful you throw it, and every time it explodes, the smaller one pops out of it, making 4 different explosions =)

  • @Lovik64 still laughing :D

  • SHE'S BITCH HAHA

  • YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKED DOLLS!

  • "i used to have sister who made these she bitch

  • LOL @Lovik64

  • @ninemike9 your going to laugh at me because i dont study CoD zombie lore?

  • @Lovik64 haha everyone knows you have to major in CoD lore to be a cool person!

  • @xXShadowzz13 Ah thats why, I have known that I'm not considered cool for a while...

  • HAHAHA my sister used to make these... shes bitch U HAVE TO LOVE NIKOLAI

  • @devmeister6 and richtofen is even more awsome

  • @devmeister6 thats tank. fail

  • @devmeister6 never mind. i fail

  • Do all of them with all the characters Plz

  • I had sister who used to make those... shes b**ch LOL

  • i love the guy at the end "i have sister who used to make these... she is bitch" lol

  • Why does Denfrey sound like Em?

  • doll inside a doll inside a doll!

  • i have sister who used to make these , shes a bitch.

  • You should do the 3 three bears. Which turns on the song.

    If you don't know where these are here they are:

    1) right when you start run upstairs and turn right. You will see a battery and a bear on buckets. Go up and press X.

    2) Once your open up the Stamin-Up side, go throughout the next door to get to that lander. On the left side you will see a fence area. On the other side of the barrier there one. Go up and press X. (you might have to lay down.

    3) Once you have opened up the Speed-Cola ar

  • 0:50 Haha =D

  • richtofen reply from the first doll is from 3am by eminem hes like:: rub the lotion on the skin and then it gets the holes again..

  • Ya now de shouldt make à map whith Samantha confirmed

  • I found à ader one

  • My sister makes these she's bitch lol

  • does this actually do anything?

  • couldn't find the dempsy one ;p

  • can someone tell me what richtofen said when he clicked the nikolai doll???

  • @D8Y1L3A9N3 I hate you Richtofen

  • @NotSoSilentNinja76 no i mean what does Richtofen say after the doll says "i hate you richtofen"

  • What do they do?

  • @XxAUSTINKOsxX

    Nothing, they're just funny easter eggs.

  • And what do you get for this?

  • I have sister who used to make these..... She's bitchsw

  • ah! it's a doll in a doll in a doll!!! LOL xD

  • I think u gotta get each character to press on their Russian doll thing. Then maybe something will happen. Wanna test it out with me anyone?

    Xbox live: xXTheDomo314Xx

  • She was bitch

  • ''ah, it's a doll inside a doll inside a doll..... sounds perverted'' XD

  • OMG THE VID IS 1:15 LONG AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @xTrevor1000x omg its 115 lol

  • "I have sister who used to make these. She bitch"

    I need to get tis map

  • what the hell does that do=.=

  • is it different for each char?

  • @BSxyK yes, and they have a different comment for each player character

  • The third one looked like Hilter :P

  • silence of the lambs reference. :')

  • LOL all the ascension videos are now ending in 1:15

  • everythings a bitch to nikolai

  • "I use to have sister who makes these, she's bitch"

  • in the first room, the guy is Hitler

  • i watched a treyarch video wear it said there are more secrets to the landers? what are they?

    we made it to round 25 so i dunno

  • 'i have sister who used to makes these, shes bitch' lmfao

  • I've sister who used to make these....... she bitch...

  • She's bitch.....

  • anyone found the radios yet? ive found 2 so far

  • lol cute XD

  • hey you know were the third doll is there is a red telephone in that room and hold x on it and it will play a song but you have to be near it to hear it

  • what do they do

  • At the last one he said:

    "i have a sister who used to make these....

    She's a bitch."

    xD

  • i hope you can post all the doll quotes to all the characters in the game because i can't find it

  • you should record the doll's quotes to all of the characters in the map and i cant find them so i hope you could post it

  • i think the dolls say different things for each person.

  • LOL shes bitch

  • South park

  • 8 people must have matryoshka dolls

  • lol nice vid

  • These dolls are so funny. Nikolai: I have sister who used to make these...she is bitch.

  • 1 15 is my birthday :D

  • Isn't there 5 including the hitler doll or is hitler Takeo? wait... aww damn...

  • "I used to have sister dat make dis shes bitch....."

  • I could't help but LOL at the last doll.

    Dempsey Doll: "Your breath smells like death."

    Nikolai: "I have sistster who used to make these....she's bitch."

  • @Ag0rak no dempsey is on a desk by a flashlight I think wasn't the last one richtofen?

  • @PazouwhProductions Richtofen is on the desk.... Dempsey is on the barrel near the fire... right next to the claymores

  • @PazouwhProductions Nah it can't be. If you look at the faces of the dolls, the last one had a beard. Demspey is the only one who has that. Takeo has a mustache. Richtofen and Nikolai hardly have any facial hair.

  • 4 dolls 4 characters OMG

  • I saw that PHD Flopper...

  • No song in this map? ):

  • @LHB5 yea go watch my song video already found it, first one to find it too :)

  • @HDZombies nextgentactics found it this morning before you

  • @HDZombies uhm no u werent i played ascension...well nvm cant say might have some stuff happen so i cant tell you what i was gonna say but no u werent

  • @HDZombies haha,thats not happening : ) I found the song 10 mins after i purchased the map :)

  • @HDZombies you might be the 1st one to find the song but your not the first to post it to youtube. wanna know why?

  • @LHB5 theres 2 songs on the map activate all teddy bears and another one by holding x on this building

  • @LHB5 theres a song, you have to hit reload on the bears with sickles, ones on the ground behind a gate with 2 red stars,you can barely see it, but people think you have to hit the star.

  • @LHB5 ya u just gotta find all the bears with the sickles

  • @LHB5 actualy there is you have to find siclebears

  • @LHB5 ya there is its the 3 teddy bears

  • wat does the 2 new perks do???

  • @roel4556 one is PHD flopper, and makes it to where you take no fall damage, and when you dive it makes an explosion. the second i cant remember what it was called, but its basicly marathon and lightweight combined

  • @HomeyPP no its not. its jsut lightweight. the phd flopper is marathon. i remember running with staminup but i couldn't run long. when i got phd flopper i could run longer without catching breath

  • @glardian966 Phd flopper creates an explosion when you fall from a great height and hurt yourself. Staminup is marathon and lightweight mixed.

  • @Kookalas actually its when you dive off of a height, like stairs or like from the 50 ft. high balcony next the stairs next to the lunar lander and phd flopper.

  • holy crud r u guys purposely making 1:15 ascension videos??? it's creeping me out a little!

  • @LMNOP1214 no didn't even try to do it

  • @HDZombies 1:15 ????? dont get it

  • @BACHIEnBROWNIE Element 115... if you still dont get it search the story behind nazi zombies.

  • @HDZombies SAMANTHA DID IT OMG OMG OMG SHES FOR FOR US

  • @LMNOP1214 whats wrong with a video being 1:15 in length?

  • @Lovik64 Element 115. It's a big part of the zombies story.

  • OMG!!! the first doll is a reference to a Greenskeepers' song Lotion

  • @MattCat8 oh i forgot /s, im aware its really from The Silence of the Lambs.

  • Look at the length its 115. (kino)

  • Super fast mode aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

  • is this some sort of conspiracy or something? I swear, the last 20 ascension videos Ive watched have been 1:15 long

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  • Silence of the Lambs reference by Richtofen FTW. OK, so if you dont get it: in the book, the "main" serial killer was a dude named buffalo bill and he skinned women. when it showed how he did it, he dropped a bucket with LOTION into a well where he kept them. He asked the victims to wash themselves, or they would get the hose. So now you know. On a side note, SotL is a fantastic book, if youre looking for a good read.

  • lol richtofen sounds like fpsrussia

  • your a like whore...

  • Do these do anything other than talk?

  • i have sister how makes this she bitch. LOL

  • "your eyes are empty takeo" i love that line XD

  • the 1st doll looks like nikolai

  • @baaabygiirl02 there are the characters dolls

  • LOL at the last one

  • Lol I have sister who used to make these she's a bitch

  • "I have sister who use to make these...she is bitch..."

  • I found out what the phd perk does: No fall damage:If you dive off of something it will make an explosion:NO explosive damage:Hope it helped

  • FUCK YOU TREYARCH! For making the best zombie map EVER! LOL

  • omg zombies, lets find glitches and put them on youtube because i want a loaddddd of views. play the game for fun!

  • i have sister who makes these dolls she is bitch

  • nice timing getting it to 1:15

  • Nikolai with his history LOL I have sister who use to make these...shes bitch then when you get the HS10 same gun I used to kill 1st wife...she was bitch what is your mom a bitch too LOL

  • Pause at 0:56 what is that machine 

  • @L1LROBSTER1080 it's a new perk