That's a hilarious story, but I really have a different view on the moral lesson you're trying to convey at the end...
You see, only a 'good guy' could spend the night in bed with two practically naked hot girls and NOT get laid... and I really don't see the win in that.
Actually, by being that nice they regard him as so incredibly asexual that they would probably cuddle with him whilst completely naked, and he still wouldn't get lucky with them, ever.
@apewrathful Yeah, from watching his videos of all of the random girls that he meets - not a lot appear to be black. That's ashamed because due to conditioning and programming, men like that miss out on great women.
Same here I was at a dance and me in this girl were grinding right like she was moven like she was with nobody and her body was let's just say great, later we were walkin home and flirten and I was thinking tomorrow ima talk to her some more but then that day my friend was like yo can you believe her BF wasn't with her, then my heart was Rollin down a mountain . So I said for real she didn't tell me that she was just on me like it was nothen. It was a crazy party though
lmao " yeah well sometimes nice guys finish at a slumber party being the lettuce in between a thong sandwich," thats hilarious. If that girl would have done that here in NY I don't think this story would have ended in a video blog :/
yeah, whenever dirty thoughts come to mind, I think about swoozie and his moral compass guides me. is that what a moral compass is? well yeah, it guides me... WHEEEW!
Swoozie, your videos just make me so happy! Love hearing your stories! Never stop what you're doing, man! You deserve every good thing that happens to you!
Swoozie!! My friend showed me your video on disney employee and i loved them! Ive been keeping up with your videos ever since!:D also btw.... Could you do a shout out for me, just cause..? Thanks:D
Swoozie, my friend "liked" one of your videos... "Cheating in High School" and I watched it an i loved it! I have been hooked on your videos since then :) You are a God to me, man.
lmao!!!!....I love when girls all of a sudden happen to have boyfriends after the fact smdh. It's funny how it didnt seem like she had one while she was all rubbin on swoozie doe....humph
I'm not the religious type but ... Swoozie ... I've been watching your videos since '08. And I think... through your videos I'm a better person now . Thank you.
@iAxX23 Same x) i have different views on things now...and I started to re-ignite my faith in God. Things actually became better~! Thanks Swoozie...not just for the videos, but for changing my life.
Is that a funnel neck hoodie? If so, (i've been meaning to ask since the "Girls are like PS3 Controllers" vid) Where did you get it? where do you shop?..
Hey swoozie man you are my inspiration! Whenever I get down I watch your vids, and I find them so inspiring! I was always told that I could be whatever I wanted to be, and that if you have a dream you have got to get after it! Its my dream to become a professional gamer, and I am willing to work my butt off. What was your inspiration? I have a dream, and Im gonna chase it!
Right at 1:34 when "Chloe" said "party over here! ooOO-ooOO!" is when I got suspicious and checked the info box and realized that this was based on your older video. Still awesome even though it's a re-telling of one of your stories :)
"And my hand is on her, underwateryoungeraudience." LOL I was really expecting him to say where, and in my head I was like Swooz1e noooooooooo! Don't Forget About Marriage and Ripping Your Wife In Half !!!!!!!! But that was still to funny.
and am like WHHAAAAATT! LMAO
adrian18825 19 hours ago
God Damn it's at 5:30 and I'm already angry cause I hate girls that act like that!!
MrHotDogVender 2 days ago in playlist Storytelling VLoG's
You look like a combination of Usher and Big Sean
rocknrollhiphop10 2 days ago
Can't wait til matrix 4
NicoCanPlay2 4 days ago
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Swoozie man wear,pray tell,did you get that jacket??!!
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Swoozie man wear,pray tell,did you get that jacket??!!
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EMERGENCY BRAKES ENGAGED!!!
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Dary
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Preview of matrix 4 LOL
KingSlamVIII 1 week ago
It took me forever to realize these were not real names, but actually the names of the Kardashian sisters
shootingstar6464 1 week ago
PARTY OVER HERE OOOO OOOO
xTheFalconx 1 week ago
Pause at 0:00 and laugh
MATRIX0MAN007 1 week ago
dude, i've been in this kind of situation before, it's a load of crap. girls are crazy
Altmetalpunk 1 week ago in playlist More videos from swoozie06
SWWWWWOOOOOZZZZZIIIEEEE!!! my man, you are the funniest guy ever.. i was just expecting that "hoollll up holo holo holo" from the backrubs.
GodLikeRollz 1 week ago 3
Yo, where do you get your gear man? That shirt/hoodie/thingy's boss.
JRL0789 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from swoozie06
ROFLOL!
Swoozie...for a perosn who's trying to walk the life of Christ...you often seem to get into these random sexual situations with girls. XD
Iheartnihon 2 weeks ago 9
@Iheartnihon Everyone has their temptation. For some it's drugs/alcohol/bad relationships/money. Swoozie's is pretty girls.
mishyprizes 1 week ago
theres a party in my neigh berhood, SHAMON!
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDD :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
ScubaMuffin54 2 weeks ago
5:39 oh holon holon holon holon holon holon holon
natsirt109 2 weeks ago
I swear. You're blessed that you have so many weird events such as this one happen to you to make your life interesting.
7Jamiie7 2 weeks ago 2
HAHAHA, Sisquo .
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That's a hilarious story, but I really have a different view on the moral lesson you're trying to convey at the end...
You see, only a 'good guy' could spend the night in bed with two practically naked hot girls and NOT get laid... and I really don't see the win in that.
Actually, by being that nice they regard him as so incredibly asexual that they would probably cuddle with him whilst completely naked, and he still wouldn't get lucky with them, ever.
Just my oppinion, though.
RichyRaulH 2 weeks ago
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RichyRaulH 2 weeks ago
This was a great story, man. loved it
Marcello777 2 weeks ago
I have a feeling..you like asian girls??
cherrypeppermint 2 weeks ago
Marvel vs Capcom 3 swooz... Not matrix 4 ;)
earlectrorgasm13 3 weeks ago
0:00
capi7al 3 weeks ago
what are you wearing..i want it
DispicableMe3 3 weeks ago
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Well its kind of what your black As& gets. Maybe you should try dating your own race.
apewrathful 3 weeks ago
@apewrathful And maybe you should kill yourself. We all have ideas.
ImmortalTruth 3 weeks ago
@apewrathful Yeah, from watching his videos of all of the random girls that he meets - not a lot appear to be black. That's ashamed because due to conditioning and programming, men like that miss out on great women.
anikadiamond007 2 weeks ago
I'm so glad I found your channel! Your stories are so funny that I almost spit water all over my computer! ;-D
stweemnub 3 weeks ago
LOL "I could practically taste the pepper spray." That had me rolling.
RenegadeTre 3 weeks ago
jeez.. your stories are so crazy. haha
rand0mn33ss 3 weeks ago
how did you get out of this?
kmac733 3 weeks ago
thas a WOW hoodie
ChavezJonathan23 3 weeks ago
@cacoonify keep pressing tht time link u put repeatedly fast lmao funniest thing lol
mrjeremyrivera 3 weeks ago
This guy is amazing lol
ciaragal95 3 weeks ago
Awesome story maaan.
I love all of them!
Guito93 3 weeks ago
@cacoonify HAHAHA you made my day dude
baysfoster131 3 weeks ago
I freaking love your stories, always make me chuckle AT LEAST.
MarioFanz 3 weeks ago
Harry's such a good guy!
bridgesnpeanutbutter 3 weeks ago
dang//...././.
HIshadow12 3 weeks ago
@swoozie DDDUUUUUUUUDDDEE!!!!!
ghost245353 3 weeks ago
LOL! @3:25 so hard!!!
ghost245353 3 weeks ago
u need to do daily vlogs cause this stuff is unbelivable
youngfreezy328 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from swoozie06
Same here I was at a dance and me in this girl were grinding right like she was moven like she was with nobody and her body was let's just say great, later we were walkin home and flirten and I was thinking tomorrow ima talk to her some more but then that day my friend was like yo can you believe her BF wasn't with her, then my heart was Rollin down a mountain . So I said for real she didn't tell me that she was just on me like it was nothen. It was a crazy party though
MrBangen2012 3 weeks ago
@MrBangen2012 I am sorry Bro :)
rayz0r1216 3 weeks ago
hahaha total empathies on the oregon trail thing. that game really is ridiculously hard...or at least it is in my memory of it xD
candiheart7 4 weeks ago
Haha Oregon Trail is an easy game!
kphamu 4 weeks ago
Kim is a bitch.
mnmtwinz 1 month ago in playlist More videos from swoozie06 123
i thought cloe had a boy friend
nneewwbbee 1 month ago
sick hoodie my brother
keeblerelf117 1 month ago
Swoozie...i WANT YOUR SWEATER!!!!
waterfall3 1 month ago
LOL My name is shane
mrshanegt 1 month ago
this dude funny as hell
KillahB89 1 month ago
@cacoonify LOL wowww
danradz4me 1 month ago
good story
MsOhayoOhio 1 month ago
lmao " yeah well sometimes nice guys finish at a slumber party being the lettuce in between a thong sandwich," thats hilarious. If that girl would have done that here in NY I don't think this story would have ended in a video blog :/
besostoxxicos03 1 month ago
And i put my foot down and said MOM if u dont get over here....
wolfhowlmay 1 month ago
what the....how on earth do you get into these situations? omg lol
ceruleansmiles 1 month ago 2
lol. swoozie, youre too good. Stories for your children to hear about when theyre..... older...
thatloudasianguy 1 month ago
swooze.. you rock man ! (Y)
JughedGreenz 1 month ago
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Okay -Im not spamming - but just check out my vid of me singing and tell me what you think :)
1994galbizzle 1 month ago
yeah, whenever dirty thoughts come to mind, I think about swoozie and his moral compass guides me. is that what a moral compass is? well yeah, it guides me... WHEEEW!
Itsnameisgundam 1 month ago
Great vids swooze! Keep em coming bro!
keenuhn 1 month ago
I love how you stick to your morals! Your such a great man!
adamadam504 1 month ago
Swoozie, do you have a deviant art account?
AnHourglassProd 1 month ago
hahahahaha whats funny is i know this sorry very well...
smokingun7 1 month ago
Harry hauled ass that day! Saved mad niggahs lives ;D
yushineko 1 month ago 61
@yushineko lmfaooo #realtalk
itaku 3 weeks ago
must've been some hectic guy paradise for harry~ ;) what happened to your new year's this year, swoozie? <3 ^w^
lilmysticx3 1 month ago
i notesed that when you draw teen girls completely diffently than i do!
You draw them with tops on...
Lol jk :3
loltube100 1 month ago
onnnnnnnnnnderwateryoungerviewers...
Taylorsstuffandstuff 1 month ago
yo where u get that jacket man ur always rockin fresh clothes
micromag1up 1 month ago
Harry is awesome lmao
sushicereal 1 month ago in playlist More videos from swoozie06
This made me LOL!!! My day just gets that much better when I watch ur crazy videos.
chicpearl 1 month ago
Swoozie is my kick to be a better person :D
EpixArtwork 1 month ago
Swoozie, your videos just make me so happy! Love hearing your stories! Never stop what you're doing, man! You deserve every good thing that happens to you!
Pandarmoniummm 1 month ago in playlist More videos from swoozie06
ok how do i put this gently.....YOU ARE A SAINT MY MAN!
DeathGodRiku 1 month ago
u have the greatest life ever
DUSTINFOGARTY 1 month ago
Swooz, I think I love you, no homo
TheMABdudeNation 1 month ago
and i was playing skyrim when that happenned (Y)
MirathGames 1 month ago
@MirathGames Kudos on Skyrim, but he's talking about a NY party from years ago ;)
Pandarmoniummm 1 month ago in playlist More videos from swoozie06
i can sit for days watching swoozies vids (:
IcyChilledFroze 1 month ago
hey Adande, is this after or before WCG? :)
PaulDavidT 1 month ago in playlist More videos from swoozie06
lmao harry being chatty in the hot tub :D
goofymooffyboy 1 month ago
SWOOZIE FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BobCurdoggs 1 month ago
Haha
ToXicGhost890 1 month ago
I realize you always forget your little 'stache on your cartoons ;3
LyricsGal0722 1 month ago in playlist Storytelling VLoG's
Swoozie!! My friend showed me your video on disney employee and i loved them! Ive been keeping up with your videos ever since!:D also btw.... Could you do a shout out for me, just cause..? Thanks:D
brandonz404 1 month ago
Whenever I saw Harry in this video I couldn't help but see Mr. Sulu from Star Trek.
LittlePatrician 1 month ago
When's ur next video swooz? I LOVE YOU
KirbFuzz 1 month ago
LOL am I the only person who's noticed: -how young white girls always come onto black guys..
-and then later on they'll instantly stop and act like they never liked him in the first place?
-and after that, the white girl will do some other weird shit
-You know, like Kim did when she said that Donday was touching her when she was clearly trying to touch him first
StupidTeen123 1 month ago
i have recently been watching alot of your vidoes here in england, and im really enjoying them. And please keep up the good work.
YOUNGMr1996 1 month ago
Harry is soo innocent xD
MiinTBeRRyCruNcH 1 month ago
WOOT! SWOOZIE ANSWERED MY QUESTION ON FORMSPRING! (Even though he does for everyone) Yeah! Mine is the ps3 game one. Whats up @Swoozie06!
rayz0r1216 1 month ago
swoozie, where did you get that hoodie from?
hoop0514 1 month ago
Swoozie, my friend "liked" one of your videos... "Cheating in High School" and I watched it an i loved it! I have been hooked on your videos since then :) You are a God to me, man.
FlyGuy2899 1 month ago
-Clapps wildly-
Scarlett55505 1 month ago
Dude your so friggin awesome, I swear everything good happens to you...we have to hang out
katxx95 1 month ago
I like Swoozie but there's something about him that makes me want to poke him in the head really hard. I dunno what it is though.
TheSamee 1 month ago
DUDE. LOVE THE VIDEO AND THE HOODIE!!! -- where did you get that from?!
Mobesy 1 month ago
swoozie!
destinyawaitsx3 1 month ago
You need to make one about your freshman year.
awesomemosucra 1 month ago
lmao!!!!....I love when girls all of a sudden happen to have boyfriends after the fact smdh. It's funny how it didnt seem like she had one while she was all rubbin on swoozie doe....humph
Aswitch 1 month ago
i like your animation vids more than your blogs
xnamansajonasx 1 month ago
Lol i thought u were west indian or something lol not black but good to know! Sincerely a new fan!
GhanaPrincess101 1 month ago
Being a nice guy is pretty much the worst advice you can give a guy.
Its a fact that girls love drama, bad boys and nasty sex.
So thats what you do, not pass up pussy thats being handed you on a platter.
Thats stupid.
KalEl600rr 1 month ago
@KalEl600rr slut.
thisallie 1 month ago
how old is swoozie, late twenties, early thirties?
Asynix 1 month ago
Thong sandwich! Run and tell that! Lol
iCharliezAngel 1 month ago
An Oregon trail moment?! lol. Your animations are so funny and cute.
JustbeingmewithGod 1 month ago
@Swoozie....idk what the deal is but the last two videos I have not been alerted they were posted. Is there anything that can be done?
asiaarctic52 1 month ago
Im 18 and been a nice guy my whole life (SIGH) when em I gonna get my THONG Sandwhich
ddashawn1993 1 month ago
"PARTY! HOLLA!!!" Laugh my pants off!
ThisIsDjYigytugd 1 month ago
1 crazy new years
Sonic413 1 month ago
love the oregon trail metaphor... so true
socolala17 1 month ago
I love how all the male characters were smiling the entire time.
whatsmynamegaming 1 month ago
I'm not the religious type but ... Swoozie ... I've been watching your videos since '08. And I think... through your videos I'm a better person now . Thank you.
iAxX23 1 month ago 97
@iAxX23 Same x) i have different views on things now...and I started to re-ignite my faith in God. Things actually became better~! Thanks Swoozie...not just for the videos, but for changing my life.
Chocholicious98 1 month ago
I Love your stories. As always you are a fabulous story teller
angelbeauty175 1 month ago
I remember this damn ive been following you a while bro
UNightedProduxionz 1 month ago
where the hell do you get your clothes?
go1ncra5y 1 month ago
Wait so talkin bout weather channel gets you a thong sandwich
jaysoraz 1 month ago
Hey Adande? How did come up with your Youtube name?
JellyBellyDeli 1 month ago
unnnnnnnnder water younger viewers lol
Thepuppetproblem101 1 month ago 114
Is that a funnel neck hoodie? If so, (i've been meaning to ask since the "Girls are like PS3 Controllers" vid) Where did you get it? where do you shop?..
P.S.. awesome vids..
gluedmonkey 1 month ago
LOL is all i can think of lmao!!!
Animeluvr44 1 month ago
SPOONAGE!
JayDM93 1 month ago
WOW...I cant wait to move down to FL
i hope im lucky enough to hang w you and experience one of these stories first hand lol
another thing...
I dont understand How can one find out where you live just by looking at One room INSIDE your house..talk about payin billz w them skillz
PirateGhostDJ 1 month ago
orgon trail wow i love to play that game
XxGinoDxX 1 month ago
Lol
XxGinoDxX 1 month ago
Dude, I remember this upload. OG Subscriber in the house!
TheClayster1138 1 month ago
I so been there. Being the only black guy at a party saying to myself, if a cop comes im so going to jail.
wisinger 1 month ago
I made a sim that looks like you and I named him Adande Swoozie. You are currently going out with another sim who i named Victoria. Your welcome
KirbFuzz 1 month ago
OMGosh! I'm a christian and I would definately date you! only problem is....I'm 15 hahaha so i don't think it'll work
KirbFuzz 1 month ago
@KirbFuzz can i have your number? Can i have your number? Whats your name? Can i have your number? Can i have it? Can i have it?
YouCanCallMeDaniel 1 month ago
Bahahaha! And this is where it helps to be the nice guy..
nottabletalk 1 month ago
@swoozie06 what happened to that rap album? haha
Ichiguru 1 month ago
So WHERE was he touching? Lmao
NiffStudios 1 month ago
Hey swoozie man you are my inspiration! Whenever I get down I watch your vids, and I find them so inspiring! I was always told that I could be whatever I wanted to be, and that if you have a dream you have got to get after it! Its my dream to become a professional gamer, and I am willing to work my butt off. What was your inspiration? I have a dream, and Im gonna chase it!
-Bailey
AlvinSpitoon 1 month ago
Right at 1:34 when "Chloe" said "party over here! ooOO-ooOO!" is when I got suspicious and checked the info box and realized that this was based on your older video. Still awesome even though it's a re-telling of one of your stories :)
ElleonOnline 1 month ago
Remember the older version of this lol
cabincousins 1 month ago
swoozie! can we get a setup video?
ratthouse 1 month ago
EXPLAIN THE BASEBALL BAT
aaleeyl 1 month ago
7:12-7:15 LOL
tigermarshall9 1 month ago
where's the hoodie from?
itsbenji01 1 month ago
swoozie ive been bumped checking your channel every single day to see a new story and theres none :(. wish you make interesting stories everyday
mayyyann 1 month ago
4 happy smiling black dudes in this pic...you were :3
Punkyemoking 1 month ago
thumbs up if you are an O.G. subscriber <3.
ghettoguy256 1 month ago
"And my hand is on her, underwateryoungeraudience." LOL I was really expecting him to say where, and in my head I was like Swooz1e noooooooooo! Don't Forget About Marriage and Ripping Your Wife In Half !!!!!!!! But that was still to funny.
bernard6416 1 month ago 2
nice sweater O_O where'd u get?
BladeofAce 1 month ago
LMFAO at 2:52 !!! He didn't just use page he said webpage lol. This guy is too funny and interesting! That's exactly why I subscribed to him.
PervyComics 1 month ago
ory-gun trail. ory-gun.
yankees13ps37 1 month ago
nice guys ftw and also cool hoodie swoozie
takkunzx 1 month ago
Happy New Years! @swoozie06
plamenxyzpenchev 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
another classic swooz
ballinodog 1 month ago
Swoozie bro you got to tell me were you got the hoodie i like it, plus nice video
EdwinjoseFeliz 1 month ago
i had my friends come over and i was watching swoozie 3 of them who the heck is that i reply get out of my house NOW
bethanytheawesome 1 month ago
Those girls are soft! i know dude ^^
MrTonicrex 1 month ago
Girls always go out with guys with cars... The only other explanation not the whole nice guy routine lol
Arjay132 1 month ago
Ron Paul 2012!!!!!!!!!!!
eatcrack 1 month ago
HOLY CRAP GRADIENTS!!!!!!!
O_O! MMMMMMMMM
Renkay141 1 month ago
what does spooning mean?
dreamyemogoddess1 1 month ago
@dreamyemogoddess1 If you don't know, your probably not old enough.
TacticalCamel 1 month ago
@dreamyemogoddess1 When your laying down and you put ur arm over someone while laying... basically.
DallasLovesMusic 1 month ago
Pause the video at 0:00 Looks like swoozie drunk
brianater19 1 month ago
Right when the video said happy new year my clock ticked midnight.
DragonMagi 1 month ago
HOLA HOLA HOLA HOLA HOLA!!!
boyfriend?
Ph3arTh3R3ap3r 1 month ago
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!
BeAStripper 1 month ago
heppy year ;)
squareglasse 1 month ago
Nice guy wins~
ZoZoStudios 1 month ago
Give me a shout out, pleasssse Swoozie!!! :P
MikisPantry 1 month ago
Happy New Years, Swoozie! :D May your 2012 be awesome!!!
MikisPantry 1 month ago