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  • and am like WHHAAAAATT! LMAO

  • God Damn it's at 5:30 and I'm already angry cause I hate girls that act like that!!

  • You look like a combination of Usher and Big Sean

  • Can't wait til matrix 4

  • Swoozie man wear,pray tell,did you get that jacket??!!

  • EMERGENCY BRAKES ENGAGED!!!

  • Dary

  • Preview of matrix 4 LOL

  • It took me forever to realize these were not real names, but actually the names of the Kardashian sisters

  • PARTY OVER HERE OOOO OOOO

  • Pause at 0:00 and laugh

  • dude, i've been in this kind of situation before, it's a load of crap. girls are crazy

  • SWWWWWOOOOOZZZZZIIIEEEE!!! my man, you are the funniest guy ever.. i was just expecting that "hoollll up holo holo holo" from the backrubs.

  • Yo, where do you get your gear man? That shirt/hoodie/thingy's boss.

  • ROFLOL!

    Swoozie...for a perosn who's trying to walk the life of Christ...you often seem to get into these random sexual situations with girls. XD

  • @Iheartnihon Everyone has their temptation. For some it's drugs/alcohol/bad relationships/money. Swoozie's is pretty girls.

  • theres a party in my neigh berhood, SHAMON!

    :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

  • 5:39 oh holon holon holon holon holon holon holon

  • I swear. You're blessed that you have so many weird events such as this one happen to you to make your life interesting.

  • HAHAHA, Sisquo .

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  • This was a great story, man. loved it

  • I have a feeling..you like asian girls??

  • Marvel vs Capcom 3 swooz... Not matrix 4 ;)

  • 0:00

    

  • what are you wearing..i want it

  • @apewrathful And maybe you should kill yourself. We all have ideas.

  • @apewrathful Yeah, from watching his videos of all of the random girls that he meets - not a lot appear to be black. That's ashamed because due to conditioning and programming, men like that miss out on great women.

  • I'm so glad I found your channel! Your stories are so funny that I almost spit water all over my computer! ;-D

  • LOL "I could practically taste the pepper spray." That had me rolling.

  • jeez.. your stories are so crazy. haha

  • how did you get out of this?

  • thas a WOW hoodie

  • @cacoonify keep pressing tht time link u put repeatedly fast lmao funniest thing lol

  • This guy is amazing lol

  • Awesome story maaan.

    I love all of them!

  • @cacoonify HAHAHA you made my day dude

  • I freaking love your stories, always make me chuckle AT LEAST.

  • Harry's such a good guy!

  • dang//...././.

  • @swoozie DDDUUUUUUUUDDDEE!!!!!

  • LOL! @3:25 so hard!!!

  • u need to do daily vlogs cause this stuff is unbelivable

  • Same here I was at a dance and me in this girl were grinding right like she was moven like she was with nobody and her body was let's just say great, later we were walkin home and flirten and I was thinking tomorrow ima talk to her some more but then that day my friend was like yo can you believe her BF wasn't with her, then my heart was Rollin down a mountain . So I said for real she didn't tell me that she was just on me like it was nothen. It was a crazy party though 

  • @MrBangen2012 I am sorry Bro :)

  • hahaha total empathies on the oregon trail thing. that game really is ridiculously hard...or at least it is in my memory of it xD

  • Haha Oregon Trail is an easy game!

  • Kim is a bitch.

  • i thought cloe had a boy friend

  • sick hoodie my brother

  • Swoozie...i WANT YOUR SWEATER!!!!

  • LOL My name is shane

  • this dude funny as hell

  • @cacoonify LOL wowww 

  • good story

  • lmao " yeah well sometimes nice guys finish at a slumber party being the lettuce in between a thong sandwich," thats hilarious. If that girl would have done that here in NY I don't think this story would have ended in a video blog :/

  • And i put my foot down and said MOM if u dont get over here....

  • what the....how on earth do you get into these situations? omg lol

  • lol. swoozie, youre too good. Stories for your children to hear about when theyre..... older...

  • swooze.. you rock man ! (Y)

  • yeah, whenever dirty thoughts come to mind, I think about swoozie and his moral compass guides me. is that what a moral compass is? well yeah, it guides me... WHEEEW!

  • Great vids swooze! Keep em coming bro!

  • I love how you stick to your morals! Your such a great man!

  • Swoozie, do you have a deviant art account?

  • hahahahaha whats funny is i know this sorry very well...

  • Harry hauled ass that day! Saved mad niggahs lives ;D

  • @yushineko lmfaooo #realtalk

  • must've been some hectic guy paradise for harry~ ;) what happened to your new year's this year, swoozie? <3 ^w^

  • i notesed that when you draw teen girls completely diffently than i do!

    You draw them with tops on...

    Lol jk :3

  • onnnnnnnnnnderwateryoungerview­ers...

  • yo where u get that jacket man ur always rockin fresh clothes

  • Harry is awesome lmao

  • This made me LOL!!! My day just gets that much better when I watch ur crazy videos.

  • Swoozie is my kick to be a better person :D

  • Swoozie, your videos just make me so happy! Love hearing your stories! Never stop what you're doing, man! You deserve every good thing that happens to you!

  • ok how do i put this gently.....YOU ARE A SAINT MY MAN!

  • u have the greatest life ever

  • Swooz, I think I love you, no homo

  • and i was playing skyrim when that happenned (Y)

  • @MirathGames Kudos on Skyrim, but he's talking about a NY party from years ago ;)

  • i can sit for days watching swoozies vids (:

  • hey Adande, is this after or before WCG? :)

  • lmao harry being chatty in the hot tub :D

  • SWOOZIE FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Haha

  • I realize you always forget your little 'stache on your cartoons ;3

  • Swoozie!! My friend showed me your video on disney employee and i loved them! Ive been keeping up with your videos ever since!:D also btw.... Could you do a shout out for me, just cause..? Thanks:D

  • Whenever I saw Harry in this video I couldn't help but see Mr. Sulu from Star Trek.

  • When's ur next video swooz? I LOVE YOU

  • LOL am I the only person who's noticed: -how young white girls always come onto black guys..

    -and then later on they'll instantly stop and act like they never liked him in the first place?

    -and after that, the white girl will do some other weird shit

    -You know, like Kim did when she said that Donday was touching her when she was clearly trying to touch him first

  • i have recently been watching alot of your vidoes here in england, and im really enjoying them. And please keep up the good work.

  • Harry is soo innocent xD

  • WOOT! SWOOZIE ANSWERED MY QUESTION ON FORMSPRING! (Even though he does for everyone) Yeah! Mine is the ps3 game one. Whats up @Swoozie06!

  • swoozie, where did you get that hoodie from?

  • Swoozie, my friend "liked" one of your videos... "Cheating in High School" and I watched it an i loved it! I have been hooked on your videos since then :) You are a God to me, man.

  • -Clapps wildly-

  • Dude your so friggin awesome, I swear everything good happens to you...we have to hang out

  • I like Swoozie but there's something about him that makes me want to poke him in the head really hard. I dunno what it is though.

  • DUDE. LOVE THE VIDEO AND THE HOODIE!!! -- where did you get that from?!

  • swoozie!

  • You need to make one about your freshman year.

  • lmao!!!!....I love when girls all of a sudden happen to have boyfriends after the fact smdh. It's funny how it didnt seem like she had one while she was all rubbin on swoozie doe....humph

  • i like your animation vids more than your blogs

  • Lol i thought u were west indian or something lol not black but good to know! Sincerely a new fan!

  • Being a nice guy is pretty much the worst advice you can give a guy.

    Its a fact that girls love drama, bad boys and nasty sex.

    So thats what you do, not pass up pussy thats being handed you on a platter.

    Thats stupid.

  • @KalEl600rr slut.

  • how old is swoozie, late twenties, early thirties?

  • Thong sandwich! Run and tell that! Lol

  • An Oregon trail moment?! lol. Your animations are so funny and cute.

  • @Swoozie....idk what the deal is but the last two videos I have not been alerted they were posted. Is there anything that can be done?

  • Im 18 and been a nice guy my whole life (SIGH) when em I gonna get my THONG Sandwhich

  • "PARTY! HOLLA!!!" Laugh my pants off!

  • 1 crazy new years

  • love the oregon trail metaphor... so true

  • I love how all the male characters were smiling the entire time.

  • I'm not the religious type but ... Swoozie ... I've been watching your videos since '08. And I think... through your videos I'm a better person now . Thank you.

  • @iAxX23 Same x) i have different views on things now...and I started to re-ignite my faith in God. Things actually became better~! Thanks Swoozie...not just for the videos, but for changing my life.

  • I Love your stories. As always you are a fabulous story teller

  • I remember this damn ive been following you a while bro

  • where the hell do you get your clothes?

  • Wait so talkin bout weather channel gets you a thong sandwich

  • Hey Adande? How did come up with your Youtube name?

  • unnnnnnnnder water younger viewers lol

  • Is that a funnel neck hoodie? If so, (i've been meaning to ask since the "Girls are like PS3 Controllers" vid) Where did you get it? where do you shop?..

    P.S.. awesome vids..

  • LOL is all i can think of lmao!!!

  • SPOONAGE!

  • WOW...I cant wait to move down to FL

    i hope im lucky enough to hang w you and experience one of these stories first hand lol

    another thing...

    I dont understand How can one find out where you live just by looking at One room INSIDE your house..talk about payin billz w them skillz

  • orgon trail wow i love to play that game

  • Lol

  • Dude, I remember this upload. OG Subscriber in the house!

  • I so been there. Being the only black guy at a party saying to myself, if a cop comes im so going to jail.

  • I made a sim that looks like you and I named him Adande Swoozie. You are currently going out with another sim who i named Victoria. Your welcome

  • OMGosh! I'm a christian and I would definately date you! only problem is....I'm 15 hahaha so i don't think it'll work

  • @KirbFuzz can i have your number? Can i have your number? Whats your name? Can i have your number? Can i have it? Can i have it?

  • Bahahaha! And this is where it helps to be the nice guy..

  • @swoozie06 what happened to that rap album? haha

  • So WHERE was he touching? Lmao

  • Hey swoozie man you are my inspiration! Whenever I get down I watch your vids, and I find them so inspiring! I was always told that I could be whatever I wanted to be, and that if you have a dream you have got to get after it! Its my dream to become a professional gamer, and I am willing to work my butt off. What was your inspiration? I have a dream, and Im gonna chase it!

    -Bailey

  • Right at 1:34 when "Chloe" said "party over here! ooOO-ooOO!" is when I got suspicious and checked the info box and realized that this was based on your older video. Still awesome even though it's a re-telling of one of your stories :)

  • Remember the older version of this lol

  • swoozie! can we get a setup video?

  • EXPLAIN THE BASEBALL BAT

  • 7:12-7:15 LOL 

  • where's the hoodie from?

  • swoozie ive been bumped checking your channel every single day to see a new story and theres none :(. wish you make interesting stories everyday

  • 4 happy smiling black dudes in this pic...you were :3

  • thumbs up if you are an O.G. subscriber <3.

  • "And my hand is on her, underwateryoungeraudience." LOL I was really expecting him to say where, and in my head I was like Swooz1e noooooooooo! Don't Forget About Marriage and Ripping Your Wife In Half !!!!!!!! But that was still to funny.

  • nice sweater O_O where'd u get?

  • LMFAO at 2:52 !!! He didn't just use page he said webpage lol. This guy is too funny and interesting! That's exactly why I subscribed to him.

  • ory-gun trail. ory-gun.

  • nice guys ftw and also cool hoodie swoozie

  • Happy New Years! @swoozie06

  • another classic swooz

  • Swoozie bro you got to tell me were you got the hoodie i like it, plus nice video

  • i had my friends come over and i was watching swoozie 3 of them who the heck is that i reply get out of my house NOW

  • Those girls are soft! i know dude ^^

    

  • Girls always go out with guys with cars... The only other explanation not the whole nice guy routine lol

  • Ron Paul 2012!!!!!!!!!!!

  • HOLY CRAP GRADIENTS!!!!!!!

    O_O! MMMMMMMMM

  • what does spooning mean?

  • @dreamyemogoddess1 If you don't know, your probably not old enough.

  • @dreamyemogoddess1 When your laying down and you put ur arm over someone while laying... basically.

  • Pause the video at 0:00 Looks like swoozie drunk

  • Right when the video said happy new year my clock ticked midnight.

  • HOLA HOLA HOLA HOLA HOLA!!!

    boyfriend?

  • heppy  year ;)

  • Nice guy wins~

  • Give me a shout out, pleasssse Swoozie!!! :P

  • Happy New Years, Swoozie! :D May your 2012 be awesome!!!