2004 HBO Inside the NFL Ricky Williams Skit with Jim Florentine

[mdcarlson14659]

Yup this was written by a real asshole. Also I'm pretty sure you can't shatter a plastic bong.

[1891jakk]

why didnt they take the money he made for them in ticket sales and merchandise they made on his name fucking business people theres never enough money

[1891jakk]

hi you might remember me im jim floretine im a douchebag my mom gave birth to me out of her ass after my dad jerked off and she accidentally sat on it at the last moment. its real easy to make fun of things you dont understand, these are usually people like this floretine ass who are jealous that you cant play like ricky and probably secretely jerk off to his poster

[bradb82]

Athletes are notoriously shallow, egotistical megalomaniacs and Ricky just wanted to make sure he was more than just a running back. He confirmed that and went back to being an elite back (all while eating no meat [@ TX]). So, all of those who looked down their noses and sat in seats of superiority over Ricky ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐

[bradb82]

More athletes (and people in general) should go to great strides to seek out the hardest questions in life. Who am I, REALLY? Why am I who I am? How has my history shaped my perception of reality? Do not fall into a role and just stay there because its safe. Question everything. Accept nothing at face value. If a higher percentage of people did this -I guaranty the world would be a better place.

[bradb82]

This skit is probably the worst four minutes and twelve seconds ever aired on a premium channel. Jim Florentine is a terrible narrator. If (and I hope not) he wrote this skit -he is a terrible writer as well. Ricky Williams should be given accolades for caring enough to attempt "to find himself ". He displayed great bravery by retiring to seek something more meaningful in life and to develop some personal depth. The fact that he was an iconic professional athlete makes it even more commendable.

[tjohn1986]

poor ricky lmao

[Lvduggo69]

I thought black guys couldn't swim ?

F. Robin !