A few years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said "get the kids and get out of the house, we'll call the police we don't have a clown statue." the clown statue was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand. Sorry don't want is to happen to me
when he said maybe drop a charter did you notice the picture of Craig show up like for a half second I managed to pause at the exact moment where it showed well anyway thumbs up if you noticed!
"it's fine, just tuck and roll,alright it's all in your mind, alright it's all physcological..alright trust me man i got like a c+ in phyce" lol hilarious
who are the 39 bastards that voted this down?! they obviously must have mistaken the dislike button for the like button, otherwise they have some serious, possibly fatal, mental problems.
Hey Allen and Craig! I just wanted to say that you guys are my favorite people in the ENTIRE world. I have watched you guys since the beginning and you have inspired me through your show. I am currently taking a video production class in school and I have roped one of my great friends into trying a web show of our own. Who knows when we will actually start. You guys are great, funny people and maybe someday I'll have 5 fans too :) <3
Allen is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot
@crazyangela96 thats what i meant. i was typing really fast, and had craig on teh brain (which sonds really weird but i think you know what i mean) so i typed craig subconsciously when i meant to type allen.
I love these video and after watching these amazing episodes!! I made a series myself a while ago based off this series!! please do me a favor check out my channel and look up the corey and roger show! based on this show just brought our own humor to it!! hope you enjoy! please check it out
Allen has a weried accent Craig sounds normal but allen sounds werid I love Craig he's so cute it's funny how in the begining when Joe is filiming craig using the bathroom his voice is funny when he is like "go away!!!" he whines like a little girl buts it's funny
i'm so pissed. apparently FRED is gonna get his own tv show and Allen and Craig are way more popular than him. EvilIguanaProductions should have their own channel
omg that bit were there comparing the why they say things differently.... it just like me because i hve and english accent and i live in newzealand!! lol
I actually like Craig's hair all spiked up like that.
ErinDaAwzome 2 days ago
i miss this show watching it again brings me good memories =D
im glad this videos haven't been removed
alinaraquel2104 5 days ago
Craig -3
silverspur17 2 weeks ago
There HOT!!
AwsomeGirl1120 3 weeks ago
u deserve every like in the world...
iheart2sing1 4 weeks ago
I miss when EIP was original content, instead of just spoofs of already popular movies...
bladethorn 1 month ago
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bladethorn 1 month ago
I wonder if I say the word egg right or wrong now
safire2121 1 month ago in playlist allen and craig show
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A few years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said "get the kids and get out of the house, we'll call the police we don't have a clown statue." the clown statue was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand. Sorry don't want is to happen to me
safire2121 1 month ago in playlist allen and craig show
I say everything like Craig except for eggs, it's not aiggs.
BetterThenNormal 2 months ago 2
Oh my God - Allen has a house?! Allen spends so much time over at Craig's that I wouldn't be surprised if there was a bedroom set up for him there.
DetectiveMenace 2 months ago
craig you need to listen to allen, Allen rocks!!!
evilbunnies50009 2 months ago in playlist More videos from EvilIguanaProduction
5:12 Oh Craig you don't know how many chances you've got
safire2121 2 months ago in playlist allen and craig show
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Craig that hair style REALLY did make you look cool! 6:11
safire2121 3 months ago in playlist Safires list
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safire2121 3 months ago in playlist Safires list
"No, if it was silent it would have a little accent over it" - love you, allen!^^
JamieAndSassenach 4 months ago
lol i love joe
TheSolarSurfer 4 months ago
39 people sound like a tool when they say 'eggs'.
ConverseandHarlequin 4 months ago 5
check out nibrocs down under its kinda like this
scrispy12 4 months ago
MCR FTW!
NeeCheful 4 months ago
hahaha you guys are HILARIOUS!!! my best friend showed me your vids and I'm like hooked now lol
themrsSaraBieber 4 months ago
guys your so funny i love you craig your awesome.
mnags1 4 months ago
guys your so funny i love you craig your awesome
mnags1 4 months ago
Craig :) I LOVE HIM
lifeintheminefield 5 months ago
"is it spelled M-E-L-K?" Yes. where i live it is =P
SharpWalkers 5 months ago
allen is such a drama queen :)
starvingartist109 5 months ago
I spend my whole day on youtube. Is it just me?
MeowLovesMusic 5 months ago
when he said maybe drop a charter did you notice the picture of Craig show up like for a half second I managed to pause at the exact moment where it showed well anyway thumbs up if you noticed!
safire2121 5 months ago
@safire2121 in a later episode craig does this with a picture of allen
Zecele0Stormbringer 5 months ago
@Zecele0Stormbringer yea saw it I luv this show they should have gotten famous!
safire2121 5 months ago
i'm new to your video's and these are sooooo funny :')
Subscribe people!
Atoasterr 5 months ago
joe- "can i wear a helmet?"
Allen and Craig-"NO!"
lmao best part
GuitarGod881 6 months ago
ummmmmmmmmmm did you know that Allen treats Craig like C@#$ and S$#@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Allen!!!! your hot but stop treat'in him like shit!
Craig your hot also!
winxrules123rules123 6 months ago
"We use your pain to get me laid." HAAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAA!
RebeckyGetSome 6 months ago
4:50 when Craig realized what Allen said... his face is priceless..
AlicexBrandonxCullen 6 months ago 3
I LOVE YOU CRAIG!
Juliatp1234 6 months ago
supprisingly i havent seen a comment about 2:07
TheMacaroniez 6 months ago in playlist The Allen and Craig Show
"it's fine, just tuck and roll,alright it's all in your mind, alright it's all physcological..alright trust me man i got like a c+ in phyce" lol hilarious
1342benecry 6 months ago
both of you guys are cute!
Tacoronni 7 months ago
<3
Tacoronni 7 months ago
"were using this show for me to get laid."
dazzleifyyou 7 months ago
I'm team Craig just because of the MCR shirt.
deadDOOMpatrol 8 months ago
aww i think craigs face is just as pretty as allens.
starvingartist109 8 months ago in playlist the allen and craig show eps 1-20
"Can I wear a helmet?"
"NO!!"
lol, one of my fav parts
strangegirl32498 8 months ago
I love both of them :D
They should get more views D:
lxoxjoanxoxl 8 months ago
Wow, Julian Smith did like, the same thing with the milk thing. Haha, that's weird...
This is making me laugh a lot, I'm enjoying this series (:
AmberAlene 10 months ago
THE CAMERA'S ON! LMAO I love you guys....especially you craig...<3
SuperCrazygirls14 10 months ago
39 people were walked in on by Joe as they were peeing.
SpazMoor 10 months ago
39 people were sad they couldn't meet craig
krizcutfries 10 months ago 2
Avid a and c show follower!
jackiechanster 11 months ago
@jackiechanster Me too I've seen every one
krizcutfries 10 months ago
Avid a andc
jackiechanster 11 months ago
i think its cute that allen had chick flicks lol
Mistoffelees11 11 months ago
I want to hug Craig!
1994dukey 11 months ago
who are the 39 bastards that voted this down?! they obviously must have mistaken the dislike button for the like button, otherwise they have some serious, possibly fatal, mental problems.
TheBannanaTribe14 1 year ago
1:09 on the far left, is that a Rickenbacker 4000 series? OH MY GOD THAT'S A RICKENBACKER 4000 SERIES! You guys are my new favorite people!
givemeyourmoney909 1 year ago 3
"THE CAMERA"S ON!" lol
NikkiNak111 1 year ago 42
craig you are sooooooooooooo ciut
tink930 1 year ago
I see Harry Potter (books) @ 6:24 :)
1918bella11 1 year ago 5
I agree with Craig about the coupon thing.
TheSuburbanBase 1 year ago
i bought the shirt with a bunch of quotes from the show and it says "melk."
anniebay123 1 year ago
aha! camera man's name is joe!!!
jenniemalfoy 1 year ago
Hey Allen and Craig! I just wanted to say that you guys are my favorite people in the ENTIRE world. I have watched you guys since the beginning and you have inspired me through your show. I am currently taking a video production class in school and I have roped one of my great friends into trying a web show of our own. Who knows when we will actually start. You guys are great, funny people and maybe someday I'll have 5 fans too :) <3
maisy10002324 1 year ago 5
which one involves the snowball and the car?
theastroman110 1 year ago
:'(. Cryinging. Can't believe you guys arent making anymore. it's too great ti be stopped! i hope i'm not gonna cry everytime a watch an episode now
TheBannanaTribe14 1 year ago
"you sound like a chicago construction worker" bahahahah!!!! XD luv you guys!! hahahah!!
teentitans4momo2zuko 1 year ago
"Maybe drop a character."-Allen
*shows Craig's face*
Angelcakelol17 1 year ago 24
@Angelcakelol17 haha whenever craig says that in another episode they show allens face
artehaleychoke 1 month ago
i think this is one of the one episode that is filmed at Allen's house
SeDorkaOnline 1 year ago
Melk? Are you serious? MELK? What, is it spelled m-e-l-k?
Allen got schooled
SeDorkaOnline 1 year ago
lol nice
BossDkiller 1 year ago
Yes. Craig will get laid faster then Allen due to this. :D
OriannadelaRose 1 year ago
ahahaha joe "can i wear a helmet?", "NO!"
koolysmiley 1 year ago
These guys remind me of my friend and I XD
ChocolateWolfey 1 year ago
Craig is cuter!!!!!
NinjaStar954 1 year ago 4
Allen is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot
cptnkrunch98 1 year ago
Carig is soooo hot..... juuuust saying XD
gofuckurdadumofo666 1 year ago
Haha! 4:18
k8hodges 1 year ago
Allen I love you Camp Anawana shirt! "Camp Anawana we hold you in our hearts! and when we think about you it makes me wanna fart!"
lillost 1 year ago 3
he took my helmet
keyboardqueen98 1 year ago
"is it spelled MELK??"
yeah where i live it is, lol.
SharpWMusic 1 year ago
'he took my helmet' 'no one cares about craig'
niloofachan 1 year ago
Can I buy these............xD
95bby 1 year ago
(: loveee thisss <33
AllenAndCraigFans1 1 year ago
omg i love mug soda
krisiskwl4440 1 year ago
this is the only episode where you hear the cameraman talk, i like this episode.
fetchfan102 1 year ago 7
"Can I wear a helmet?" "NO!" haha
parisfille96 1 year ago
craig:tack off you helmet
allen: dude that camra is one
(allen trys to hide his hair)
hahaha so funny
hannagirl9 1 year ago
"Maybe drop a character *Craig* in the end..." Don't worry Craig, we all love you. You can be our knight of midevil times.
Kikomechan 1 year ago
luv craig!!!! sooo cuteeee!!!!!!!
harrypotterluvr100 1 year ago
I have the same Sublime poster =D
paintisamazing317 1 year ago
my cousin likes craig
allyimaganative11 1 year ago
thank you Craig for knowing how to speak english correctly
PonyTailGirl3D 1 year ago
Craig is so funny! He's so hawt too! =D
394Grace 1 year ago
all liz wants to see is craig
SquishedMusketeers 1 year ago
haha allen is wearing that shirt in episode 19 too :D
melovejacobblack 1 year ago
i liked craigs hair like the way he was fixing it
HeresKarina2 1 year ago
i can't believe craig is leaving
InvadorKim 1 year ago
@InvadorKim craigs not leaving, allen is
crazyangela96 1 year ago
@crazyangela96 thats what i meant. i was typing really fast, and had craig on teh brain (which sonds really weird but i think you know what i mean) so i typed craig subconsciously when i meant to type allen.
InvadorKim 1 year ago
xD Best Construction helmet ever xDDDDD
Olliandchris4ever 1 year ago
"melk?? r u serious melk?? what is thath bcos it spelled M E L K??" hahahha
leeuli 1 year ago 2
allen is adorable :)
gigandetlove211 1 year ago
I love these video and after watching these amazing episodes!! I made a series myself a while ago based off this series!! please do me a favor check out my channel and look up the corey and roger show! based on this show just brought our own humor to it!! hope you enjoy! please check it out
Marseebros 1 year ago
lol
I pronounce it Coo-pon 2 :P
Badgirlreject 1 year ago
5:31 no no no Craig that is o not true ;3
omieiscute 1 year ago
5:31 no no no Craig that is o not true ;3
omieiscute 1 year ago
3:30 - 3:32 i feel so bad fo him awww D"=
omieiscute 1 year ago
Allen has a weried accent Craig sounds normal but allen sounds werid I love Craig he's so cute it's funny how in the begining when Joe is filiming craig using the bathroom his voice is funny when he is like "go away!!!" he whines like a little girl buts it's funny
solareclipse243 1 year ago
Ha! When the phone rang I thought it was my phone and started lookin' around for it!!
MsFlayvah 1 year ago
1:54 Nice close up of Allen's crotch XD
no1caresanymore 1 year ago
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SuposedArt 1 year ago
i'm so pissed. apparently FRED is gonna get his own tv show and Allen and Craig are way more popular than him. EvilIguanaProductions should have their own channel
888Marshmelow 1 year ago 113
@888Marshmelow i get what you mean these guys soo~~ should get a their own channel.
ChocolateWolfey 1 year ago
@888Marshmelow thats because these guys are doing this for fun and fred wants to be famous and be an actor
Guillermoismyname 10 months ago
i say it like coopon whats wrong with that ?!?!?!
MissXena305 1 year ago
Wait. Craig started the first couple episodes with a banana, not a green apple!?! :o
MsBipper 1 year ago
WHACK!
LOL!
RoseBloodBlack 1 year ago
I love Craig<3 He's so socially awkward. And I see the Harry Potter series in the background ;D
DizzyGirlLexie 1 year ago 5
thats a lot of gutairs on the wall 1 minute in... cool show
Xaroff 1 year ago
I love this show. You guys are brilliant.
Misswolfie5 1 year ago
i need a helmet like that! especially seeing as it has army patterns andi'm in da armeh cadets =)
cutiekitty19 1 year ago
xD... Lol this is hilarious, I'm gonna watch the other episodes too xD
AnimeAndMangaFreak1 1 year ago
it'll be hot if you undid the smiley faces that you covered :D
sweetysarah84 1 year ago
@sweetysarah84 fucking whore
EdwardNygma1 1 year ago
I think my helmet broke my fall hilaroussssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!1
XTamillaX 1 year ago
*o _o* i love this show
888Marshmelow 1 year ago
Allen and GRaig are both awesome...and you know...cute.... :o)
chipsahoy303 1 year ago
I havent watch your peoples videos in so long! you both are wicked cute, but..craig is cuter :P but I love allen too! <3
KawaiMusume 1 year ago
--- Can I wear a helmet?
--- NO
---- They took my helmet
---- Nobody cares about Craig
Eggs.
You sound like a tool when you say it You don't know spelling, man.
LOL
SayonaraPictures 1 year ago
I THINK I FELL ON MY HEAD
animalcrossingguy128 1 year ago
You guys are awesome
connormc93 1 year ago
love you
KiesGewoonWat 1 year ago
Love.
xmegaroxx 1 year ago
they r so cute and this is sooo funny - Belly aches from laughing :D U GUYS R FAMOUS MAAAN !!
2Emo2Scene2Punk 1 year ago
Is that Sweeney Todd in Gladiator's box? Maybe not. Maybe.
bostoncremetimbit 1 year ago
i luv his volcum belt <3
heartmoon097 1 year ago
wow they have such intelligent conversations...and by the way..it is coupon!! when people say it like "coopon" it drives me insane
MrsBloodsucker 1 year ago
This is so good.
gotXtheXmunchies 1 year ago
Hahaahahah!LMAO! "my helmet broke my fall"
XTamillaX 1 year ago 5
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EdwardRocks5 1 year ago
LMAO at 4:51...the look on craigs face when allen tells him about the youtube videos....love it!!
amberclair08 1 year ago
I remember when these guys had about 5,000 views. And it's still just as funny! lol
BoredYaz 1 year ago
i love their theme song its way better than the new one
XxCarlierocks18xX 1 year ago
@XxCarlierocks18xX This one gets annoying after a while though. But they had to use the new one due to copyright issues.
zackfair73195 1 year ago
You guys knock my socks off
Balogna
i dont think i spelt it right but who cares anyway
i cant really explain to you what i said because i cant spell it so ill sound it out
ba-lo-ney
thats how it should be spelled, baloney because thats how it sounds
400yellowjello 1 year ago
Craig you are so hot and your hair does look cool like that and Allan i hope you are more nice in real life but you're hot too! :D
gabbernoodle13 2 years ago
yeah, accents. SEXY!!!
14vampireluva 2 years ago 6
Ahaha they DO have Chicago accents! They're so nasally. XD
HelloTacoPocket 2 years ago 7
Hey, do NOT make fun of our northern voices! I'm from MI, not dat far from Chicago
sk8ergrl987 2 years ago
"can i wear a helmet?", "NO!"
killCrsiller45 2 years ago 44
Joe?
mitchell0750 2 years ago
I love My Big Fat Greek Wedding. I don't blame Allen for liking that movie-- it's hilarious!
:-)
mitchell0750 2 years ago
The cameras on!
Virgostar285 2 years ago 8
i love joe in other vidoes
morbidchild28 2 years ago
its not c-o-o-p-o-n. its c-o-u-p-o-n. i love that. haha
jordanstaal1fan 2 years ago 5
omg that bit were there comparing the why they say things differently.... it just like me because i hve and english accent and i live in newzealand!! lol
twiluver1901 2 years ago 3
dude yall make me laugh so much
cnh293 2 years ago
omg i love this episode ! haha.
xhaleypotterx 2 years ago
Lol 'Joe' has verison (That ridiculous ringtone). I feel bad for him (I've got it too -_-)
TheSugarAlchemist 2 years ago
6:30 Harry Potter in the background!!!!!!!!!!
Olliandchris4ever 2 years ago
"im his friend!" hahhaha...wat type of friend wants u to get hurt??
rodriguez9494 2 years ago 3
This video is so funny!
8lindela 2 years ago 4
LOL @ Tuck and Roll
WarpedMindProduction 2 years ago 3
allen is so mean ahha funny but mean poor craig always getting bitch at by Allen
missandcourt64 2 years ago
Craig is sexy. Lol. I love the show.
Uotini 2 years ago 7
So did i!!!! I love this show! You guys inspired me and my friend to make videos. But we arent gonna copy you guys.
TheSquidni 2 years ago 3
when the phone rang I thought it was mine at first
ole78aol 2 years ago 3
same with me. I was flipping out looking for it then realized my phone wasn't ringing. =)
HeroesAddict07 2 years ago 3
thats my
moms ringtone, lol 1:45
mag4053 2 years ago 3
ha thats my dad's ringtone too!
lifesacrimescene 2 years ago 3
Allen! =D
questionmark991 2 years ago 2
i love allen
chelseaarocks 2 years ago 2
why is craig always eating a banana??
sanderssr1 2 years ago 4
Or an apple... He's really healthy! =D
MinKattMossy 2 years ago
craig is soooooooo funny we both have the same kind of humor haha and his incredibly cute!!!
girlievamp123 2 years ago 41
i wish it stilled snowed in febuary at my house lol
Hat0of0Hats 2 years ago
"No no...C-Camera stays up" lmao
IceyPopCookies 2 years ago 4
Craig actually looks good in his helmet! =-D
ilovenickjonas98765 2 years ago 6
I love you Craig!!!!! ur soooo funny!!
p.s. go chick flicks!!
xxsmileybabyxx 2 years ago 4
craig is so incredibly cute
tinks24468 2 years ago 7
i say MELNK. ha ha! man omg i love how they say all the words.
reesesloversunite 2 years ago