Scientology Goes Country! YEE HAW! It's All About The Money

[wisenedone]

That one pic of lrh with is hand on his face...he's makin' the 'Loser' sign. lol.

[LAnonHubbard]

Who is that stupid looking fu$%ing tw@t of a man at 1:19?

[Crowz]

Question? why not tax all churches? just because Scientology disagrees with your beliefs and the beliefs of most people? to have complete separation of church and state we need to ether tax all churches or not tax all churches. I realize you think this is a Christian nation and for the most part it is however there are people with other beliefs that live here and we need to consider creating a separation of church and state.

[Xanofar]

@Crowz Because despite what you've been told by popular media, most churches are NOT wealthy at all. In fact, odds are good if it's a struggling church they're probably also a non-corrupt one.

[bd189]

@Crowz just look up ron hubbard jr.'s penthouse interview and it might make you realise scientology is purely a business cloaked by the word religion. it's straight up to make money the basic style the mafias do but hitting you with 'you have psychiatric problems' rather than holding a gun to your temple like al capone.

[jalberto9703]

Xenu is the worst science-fiction villian in the history of make belief...Sorry Shredder and Lex Luther but Xenu makes you guys look real.

[wickedhangover]

"I pray the next person that walks through the door will spend a thousand dollars on books and classes so I don't have more of those doubts that this stuff is just a load of crap that disconnected me from my family and put me so far in debt that there's no sense in leaving anymore."

how's that for a prayer doobedoo? I'm pretty sure if you go into an org these days the prayers will all be along those lines.

[doobedoo22]

Hahaha.

Nowadays, where I come from, they just pray from somebody - anybody at all - to walk through their door. Usually its the postman, delivering another worn-out tyre, sent using one of the post-paid vouchers found inside a Dianetics book. (Don't actually buy the book, just visit your local library. And pencil some friendly notes inside the book, while you're at it.)

[doobedoo22]

If $cientology is really a religion... post one of their prayers, please?

Hmm.

[jungincheek]

There is one--it's in their background and ceremonies book--it starts out..May the author of the universe...... it's just a promo piece like the code if a scist or the code of honor

It's all window dressing -- not real

[Forseti4xenu]

Very good and appropriate!

[Keekeeleekee]

Well done!

scientology's theme song - ahahahahahhaha

[thelastanon]

laughing my ass off. great vid!

[TheEvilOfScientology]

Haha! Excellent job :)

[dasboatbabe]

HA! I love it! How appropriate! A real toe tapper.

I wonder if they can teach their swing band the "Jive Aces" this song, as it should be the Scientology anthem and performed at every one of their functions. LOL!

Or better yet, how about Davey singing and skating at the ice capades??

"Miscavige On Ice"?

They can skate their way up the Bridge with cowboy hats on. "Scilons On Ice?" "Xenu on Ice?"

Ok... I will stop now.

Great vid, and I enjoyed it very much.

[NotSoOldHippy]

ROFL! Yep. Scientology is organized crime.

[manifestdestiny17]

@NotSoOldHippy so is Christianity raping priests raping little children and not doing anything about it

[Xanofar]

@manifestdestiny17 That's a gross exaggeration.

[manifestdestiny17]

@Xanofar hehehe.

[manifestdestiny17]

@Xanofar :)