Taken Phone Scene

[bridgetlovely]

liam neeson is a gun

[TutorSamwise]

I love your expression at 0:50 xD

[GeeShepherd]

Sounds like the guitar riff to Trigun. Am I wrong?

[mandifer327]

If you close your eyes, does anyone else think that it's Fujimoto calling Sosuke from the movie Ponyo?

[MrHUSKY4]

Westy's gonna get it good........2 for 1 with free extra toppings.

[chrisgibbs1000]

calm down

[iamkillermonkey]

Liam Neeson will find you... and he will kill you... FOREVER!!!

[RHD120]

No no no...Daughter no here...

[The1Rhun]

95 people said " Good luck " after the video ended.

[McFaggotful]

Me: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for an easy quick kill, I can tell you I don't have martyrdom. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very high K/D. Skills that make me a nightmare for snipers like you. If you let my care package go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not aim at you, I will not shoot you. But if you don't, I will scope in on you, I will pull a 360, and I will kill you.

[MrGouini]

@McFaggotful have a beacon sir :)

[MrGouini]

@McFaggotful have a beacon sir

[benmacdiarmid]

i fucking hate you.

[shotzee23]

@benmacdiarmid well i think we should get to know each other before you make these comments... i like you if that means anything

[benmacdiarmid]

@shotzee23 Honestly, I don't even remember leaving that comment, either it wasn't me or I was very drunk. I thank you for your kindness and understanding in this matter.

[yatikable]

Guys the info for Taken 2 is on IMDB it's called Taken: Untitled sequel

[flyworld3]

Badass motherfucking fucker.

[RedRobin183]

There's going to be a sequel. Clearly those kidnappers haven't learned their lesson.

[RoyaleInliner]

@RedRobin183 Clearly the sequel needs to be called Taken: Bitch Needs Some Self-Defense Lessons.

[gangsta6196]

@RoyaleInliner in the sequel he and his wife get kidnapped

[RoyaleInliner]

@gangsta6196 Yeah, I think I heard that somewhere. I still stand by my idea that it would be better if the singer got kidnapped instead. His ex-wife was a bitch.

[gangsta6196]

@RoyaleInliner i know she was extremeley distant and a liar

[timjseg]

I say this on the intercom when someone steals my lunch at work

[gargoyleb]

EVERY TIME I hear him say that line, I get a shiver down my spine.

[rignde]

My name is Chuck Testa. Search it.

[stefanocts]

hello??? this is dog

[raiden38574]

Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love seat.

[royaldoofus]

i just jizzed.....

[CondemnedPatriot]

Liam Nissan once called Chuck Norris. Today the scientific community commonly refers to this time in history as the Big Bang.

[bronxchica20]

lmfaooo



[muttley299]

please leave a message

[Joecbg100]

My name is Martin Harris, damn it!!!!

[blargd]

"I don't know who you are..."

"YES, HELLO THIS IS DOG!"

[FRI3DBUTT3R]

THEN WHO WAS PHONE

[David170390]

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey

[thebert1000]

he was gonna be abraham lincoln

[TheDrezden42]

You have no idea how badly I want this as my answering machine!

[kireek666]

Yes? This is Dog.

[fastreload]

@kireek666 hello 9gag

[dkbadass]

lmao. i woulda shit my pants....

[nerz89]

badass

[johnny4992]

lol

[lollipopfop]

He could have said "sure I have the money, bring my daughter, and we will make the exchange". then he could have simply grabbed her from them there and then, even if he had nothing but toilet paper in a briefcase to trade for her. thats what any smart person would do. But instead he just had to make the cool speech. Honestly, I am disgusted that people like this crap film. And, seeing how he was away for 14 yrs out of 16 of his daughters life, he is still a terrible father.

[MrDjoyahs]

@lollipopfop I just wanna see this movies because of the hot girls and the sex!

[hokiefan181]

@lollipopfop yah i mean the bad guys usually go for the "heres a million dollars give me my daughter and then ill give you the money" trick all the time. i mean they dont have weapons, outnumber you , and probably wont check the briefcase uuntil after you make a safe get away and are on your way to america. smh

[Clubsandwich95]

@lollipopfop smh

[hokiefan181]

@Clubsandwich95 whoever you are you must be incredibly sexy

[beesty246]

@lollipopfop exactly its a film it would be a shit film if he just went to asda brought some bog roll and did that

[FantaFrancisco]

@lollipopfop If they went as far as having 50 people guard the girls, what makes you think they'll sell anything to him? Anyways, what does him not being involved in his daughter's life have anything to do with the storyline? The real action is in the action scenes because quite frankly, this isn't a chick flick.

[MichelleWeston]

skills i have acquired over a very long career fooling NAZIS

[MichelleWeston]

skills i have acquired over a very long career training batman

[carzmine9]

Haaaaaa

[Kneeinthearrow]

I use this for prank calling, some will laugh when they start hearing the skill line they recognize the movie.

[MakeMonroe]

that was some bad ass dialogue!

[SUPERsayian2012]

Tip: Never fuck with Liam Neeson.

[maxamillionml9834]

to all those who disliked. i dont know who you are i dont know what you want if you are looking for ransom i can tell you i dont have money but what i do have is a very particular set of skills. skills that i have aqquired over a very long career skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. if u undislike the video now that will be the end of it i will not look for you i will not pursue you but if you dont i will look for you i will find you and i will kill you

[Joiner113]

@maxamillionml9834 Hahah! You copied a quote from the video and directed it at someone else! Such wit! How do you think of these things?

[MicrosoftNestleTea]

Ok, now I'll admit.

That was good.

[velocity896]

68 people called Liam Neeson by accident

[lawrenceofaus]

@velocity896 Or maybe 89 people (updated) wanted to see only Liam Neeson and not some guy in some stupid skit about ordering fucking pizza from Liam Neeson.

[The4670]

.......................good luck

[MrLimbo95]

i got a boner when i heard this...

[Kiwinoy724]

can someone please tell me the name of the song at the end? if you do, i will order the pizza instead

[Deffuse07]

@Kiwinoy724 Loser - Beck

[DarqWolff]

This is the best day of my life.

[neekface]

what dubstep song is this in? pls help

[MrHugeBarbie]

@neekface

This at the beginning of

Cookie Monsta - Skills

song... freakin awesome... link--> /watch?v=j6hOAPE6Iyc

[SK8rforalmost27]

LOVE HOW HE WISPERS.....I WILL KILL YOU...

[jhp0725]

ahaha that was actually pretty good

[kupigana]

"But what I do have, are a very particular set of skills. Skills that I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you."

One of the most intimidating scenes I have seen.

[goldpants504]

Gives a new meaning to the phrase "I got skillz."

[Malowned]

Hilarious! :L

[RhaegarTargaryen1884]

if this happened in real life to neeson they would send his daughter back first class delivery with an apology note

[FlygonFriend76]

lol he uses the same 2 facial expressions in every movie he's in :P

But he's still a boss

[Kingdom007Hearts]

i wonder how he will top himself in the sequel next year

[xHardy722x]

That was the greatest thing I have ever seen, haha. Well done good sir.

[MrSmartBob]

Idiot.

[WildHeartRose]

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

[AleksDaMan11]

trolololollolololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lolololololol

U M4D BR0

[PassTheCemeteryGates]

HAHA, the ending was hilarious!!

[Frunkeymonkey]

61 people were just looked for, found, and killed by liam for disliking this video

[Frunkeymonkey]

61 people where just looked for, found, and killed by liam

[JFCamden]

Me: Man, there's no way this movie could get any more badass.

*5 seconds later*

OH MY GOD IT JUST GOT MORE BADASS!!!

[bustedup]

watch " The Trip " with Steve Coogan, he does a fun impersonation of this scene

[Saerah19]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

[09154239445]

Optimus Prime the next Peter Cullen!

[Annihilator27]

He says that all calm and confident.

[smiftand]

SKILLS FOR BLOWJOBS

[Otacon144]

Hahahaha! Wrong number! :D

[urbannnnnnn1]

wow his voice sounds like optimus prime

[TheByrdWhoLovesRock]

@urbannnnnnn1 optimus prime was his favorite toy 2 dismantle as a kid.lol

[Fernandinhosurf55]

@urbannnnnnn1 no optimus prime sounds like liam

[nothingelsematters96]

@urbannnnnnn1 --he is the voice for optimus prime lol

[AirsoftCart]

@urbannnnnnn1 Same person

[PCMoDz69]

Good Luck.

[JokeeGA5]

This was the best scene in the whole movie :D :D :D

[Hardyboyzfan67]

Hahahaha lol wow cool

[iamhilal]

one of the most terrific scenes in movie with a hilarious twist

[UnitedWeStand4EVR]

56 people are kidnappers

[David2010Kenyon]

@UnitedWeStand4EVR back when that type of comment was funny....

[UnitedWeStand4EVR]

@David2010Kenyon it still is

[David2010Kenyon]

@UnitedWeStand4EVR I dont think so and you didnt get any thumbs up so, point proven.....

[UnitedWeStand4EVR]

@David2010Kenyon i dont give a fuck abt thumbs up ill say what I want. thanks

[xMaaggzz]

He went Qui Gon Jinn at 0:44

[landmarqmusic]

hahah! nice.

[pleasuretrip]

He needs to do a reading of that kids book that Samuel L. Jackson reads called Go The Fuck To Sleep.

[Apprentice12233445]

Yes.

[TGoD304]

WEST :D

[EveryTimeShred]

527 people have a particular set of skills that can make 55 peoples lives a living nightmare.

[dikshadj7]

liam nesson is the person who gave the voice to the Lion in The chronicles of Narnia rite???

[Talesfan13]

@dikshadj7 Yes.

[1945joshuaruiz]

i think liam neeson sux ass and hes washed up actor like chuck norris he can sux a dik

[Mushiscow2]

Optimus Prime :> He sounds so much alike him, although it isn't him. I SEARCHED IT.. ^_^

[MicrowavedToast]

@Mushiscow2 Oh yeah, so he does! :D

[Mushiscow2]

@MicrowavedToast Haha ^^

[JohnsLazy]

I lold when beck started playing :P

[Doomsday4321]

skills i have acquired over a very long career as a jedi master

[CamShaft200]

@Doomsday4321

ahaha...best comment!

[w6x6]

Good Luck

[SoccerSadams2]

haha this is my favorite part and ii have it all memorized!

[95TheGEE]

cus hes a jedi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KRATOSRETURNSv2]

Liam equals badass!

[Addiskrilla]

@americanDominance the scale just climbed 56

[yinyengz515]

This is one bad motherfucker

[Cadaurny]

Why are people quoting nearly the entire video I JUST watched?

[piper123456]

hahahahaha fantastic boys!!!!

[haloCE6]

@brrrrr12 congratulations, you just successfully quoted the video we just fucking viewed.

[brrrrr12]

@haloCE6 wow thanks ;) umad

[246Sparkle]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! You actually made me laugh!!!! :) Good job guys!!! ;)

[camj669597]

I wil look for you...I will find you...and I will kill you.......*hang up phone slowly*

Yo Wesley did you order the pizza. No but I just arranged an ass kicking

[camj669597]

I wil look for you...I will find you...and I will kill you.......*hang up phone slowly*

[MrWilTren]

Liam will find 53 people.

[kewkiez7]

I don't know who you are I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills.Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let me daughter go now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

[mrtennessee88]

he sounds like optimus prime

[partygirl209]

that guy over the phone is fucked!!

[ZukunftMorder]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[MrUndefeated13]

This will be my voicemail.

[101ges]

@MrUndefeated13 Hahahahahaahahahahaha

[MrPlantcity813]

@MrUndefeated13 awsome

[tlv156]

@MrUndefeated13 hahaha! if i ever called you and that was your greeting, i'd need to go change my pants and start enjoying the little time i have left. too funny. hahaha

[TheDarkRaged]

best to use in a prank call

[83912daniela]

GUDLACK lmfao

[SuperHaloStarwarsFan]

Hahaha imagine if the guys weren't even listening from the start... "...and I will kill you.... shit, I'm talking to myself..."

[TBSKallDay69]

GOKUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!

[dreed4kent]

I like to think the President made a similar phone call to Osama bin Laden 10 years ago.

[japjaapjaaap]

Wich number of the soundtrack is under this scene ??? HELP ME

[MultiSnyderman]

50 people dont have a set of skills

[lattyrose994]

hahahaaa you're funny

[golok5]

is he the voice of optimus prime???

[tonypenny]

@golok5, Peter Cullen is the voice of Optimus Prime.

[MATTMACproductions]

@golok5 He isnt optimus, but if the other guy dies he should be!

[golok5]

@MATTMACproductions definetly



[mfran36]

hahaha funny as!

[cyclist421]

Ha ha! Good One!!!!

[SuperGameCreator]

do this to the next telemarketer who calls you. the results are hilarious.

[duckpk10]

hahaha fucking genious

[bilajoin]

Good job :P

[hia1234567890]

Can he just say "Autobots Transform!!"

[TheLovedelna]

@hia1234567890 hahahaha xD that will work too

[smellsgood9]

hahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lothar600]

dude i would shit my self if he ever told me that. id give him everything i have lol

[abvflux]

OSKAR SCHINDLER GONE ROGUE

[bbv001]

@abvflux haha!

[TheHDET]

i will you find ,and i will fuck you

[RWRobbo]

The arrogance of 41 people offends Liam Neeson. And for that, the Like bar just went up by 1.

[OneElusiveFox]

*Whispers* ..And I will kill you!

[hazboy275]

Im using this the next time i get prank called

[jdubin94]

@hazboy275 When I read this, I pictured someone saying that to a prank caller. I couldn't stop laughing. HAHAH :D

[ravensfan522720]

DonLAD

[jtcolts72]

Taken 2: Dumb Bitch Gets Kidnapped Again