Christian Side Hug

[Devious12253]

You wanna' get laid? Play this song.

[LongBeachJ]

This is painfully bad.

[dasMetzger14]

thumbs down for ratings disabled lulz

[superxboxcastle]

face palm * that's my church

[nasty1182]

SAAAAAAAAAD HUH

[ShimRhimSSR]

lol (im gonna rough ride up fill up with christ love FTW =)))

[9croke4]

This is a jk. Lol

[imewompa]

these guys fap fap fap to a bible

[JohannMint]

I am a rough rider. Funny and cringeworthy at the same time.

[Trizird]

They're either the best comedy group I've ever seen, or a new level of crazy I thought I'd never see. Either way, I feel like I should take lessons...

[xVPhoenixVx]

@antoine313131 seriously? Wow. Quit bible thumping and look at this as the piece of crap it is lmao

[Pansyquail]

looool

[mrcarbonpaul]

LMAO this is why I stay away from church...wild n' out white "gangstas". Whats considered neutral gang colors in church?

[TheRandomCrapSection]

Oh my God iT'S EVAN THE TEEN WEREWOLF!!! D:

[zacthebold]

Yes, hugs are straight from Satan. Every time I hug my grandma I have to fight the urge to tear off her clothes and rape her.

[RXdash78]

Gotta love the christians. They took the act of clasping another man in your arms and found something gayer.

[Jahaison]

Gotta love Christian thugs giving all them side hugs.

[KaytWesterlund]

I hate the side hug.. it's so lame.



[migordiito]

Wtf this is sooo stupid! Its pointless and makes no sense at all!!!! A hug is a fukin hug its.not like ur gonna go n have rough sex!

[MrDolemike1977]

This can't be serious.. This has to be a joke.

[Herman8901]

Yes cuz everytime i hug a girl i wanna bend her over and just...

[antoine313131]

STOP HATING ITS SPIRITUAL YOU CANNOT LOOK AT SPIRITUAL THINGS AS AN PHYSICAL THING OR YOU CAN BECOME JUDGMENTAL BUT YOU HAVE TO BE SAVED TO UNDERSTAND WHERE THEY COMING FROM AND ITS NOT ABOUT RACE OR CREED ITS ABOUT WORSHIPPING THE LORD GOD IN YOUR OWN WAY EVERY ONE IS NOT THE SAME & CAN I ASK YOU ALL A QUESTION IF IS A CULT AND YOU DONT LIKE IT WHY ARE YOU EVEN ON THE SITE WHEN I DONT LIKE SOMETHING I CHANGE THE STATION OR GO TO ANOTHER SITE DO THE SAME HAHAHAHA.

[TheRandomCrapSection]

@antoine313131 Can't tell if trolling...or just christian...-_^

But seriously dude, calm down. This is the internet, what do you expect? ;)

[ZzMitchChannelzZ]

@TheRandomCrapSection Na Bro this is Ligit Christians, no trolling. Its good though keep them away from the opposite sex and stop them from reproducing ;)

[TheRandomCrapSection]

@ZzMitchChannelzZ Just to clarify in case you didn't notice, the "trolling" comment I made was directed at the person that comment was a response to (notice their all-caps). :P

But I do agree with you completely on the prevention of these people reproducing; we don't need another generation of christian rap. ;)

[gralkses]

White people..

[appledroplarry]

This is pretty cool. What is the name of your cult and where can I buy some of your drugs?

[malenykid300]

ok i thought vanilla ice wrote shitty lyrics

[solis2307]

You guys are some hard core retards

[drumsTedBrothers]

This video it is absolutely 110% the biggest piece of crap joke I have ever heard or seen in my entire life. I use to think Rebecca Blacks "Friday" was terrible. I stand corrected....

[mikeatrike]

Caus it ok to beat some one in a coma but not hug normally

[xxemoxmsixfanxx]

Fuck you disgraces of hip hop and religion.

[l00ksanta]

shame on you!

u make christians look like retards

[TheYaoifangirlof1997]

people like this make christians look stupid

[neversayno2movies]

0:47 how can you run home with a coma? O.o

[JudoCreature]

Spoiler: In the Bible, Jesus hugged /and/ kissed people of both sexes. Just saying.

[gummybearninja1000]

Ok so these weirdoes say it's wrong to hug Somone but it's fine to beat them into a coma. I give up !!

[cigs41]

Christian + white boys + rap= FAIL

[AngryChimP14]

sooo they talk about all this love and freaking side hugs, but at the end they put gunshot sounds?? hahahahhaa this fucking christians are crazy man

[GanjaPharmzor]

Seriously, Weird Al Yankovich himself would be jealous! Fucking EPIC!

[KK5302010]

ss if two girls hug is that bad too like rly its not like we r trying to f*cken grobe u

[uliketobeingtazed]

@ 0:41 you here the audience laughing XD

[joshp9690]

Ahhhh chrisitianity, full of hypocritical tools and idiots.. free thinking FTW

[earpus51]

im sorry for the people who paid to get into that show it was retarded as fucking hell and when did a hug become a sin?

[Mr90thunderbirdsc]

ima kick theyr side asses for making a damn hug a damn sin..gay!

[ABigToeforYou]

Thinking this isn't satirical is pretty much just as idiotic as the lyrics if they were serious. Not that the lyrics aren't idiotic anyway.

[OCDninja11]

I'm confused. I honestly can't figure out if they're serious or joking. I hope they're joking.

[DemonWeasel1990]

I would've loved to have been there with a Mac-10 problem solved.

[cigarlounge1]

This is some ridiculous shit... I hope they don't reproduce, we don't need more stupid people in this world.

[Po1sonGirl]

Wow, the gun sounds at 1:15 will really make me reconsider the next time I give someone a frontal hug.

[martinayiteyisgod]

ok from 0:00 to 0:20 it does some sort of starwars song bit

[Skymning]

Wow, this may actually be the whitest thing I've seen in my life. And I'm from Sweden. O.o

[checkmclassics]

@Skymning dont be racist

[mcmcman2]

so we cant hug someone from the front, but we can beat them into a coma if they do that? 0:44

[Skymning]

@mcmcman2 uh-oh, someone has been watching Ray William Johnson! :O

[sonicbumblebeee]

who else is watching this cuz of ray william johnson?

[Pinage]

Next time I meet a Christian I'm goig to hug them from behind. That'll teach em'.

[DemonWeasel1990]

@Pinage Lmao, same here!

[onemorelullaby]

THIS IS NOT GANGSTA! THIS IS VERY NOT GANGSTA!

[ThePartyPlacers]

ill do what i want, gosh as flick my head to the side. re-dic-u-lous. im going to repopulate the planet like my momma told me too not get babies like angilia jolie.

[NativePrideNinja]

can we just kill them for being fucking dull shitty music making people who cant embarce a simple hug from the front! wtf

they are the worst and most stupid band ive ever listen to. this made my ears bleed and wasted 4 min of my life for this video....

[EC0082]

so they cant have front hugs but they can beat people into comas

[DamorahTalset]

Are they playing the Imperial March from Star Wars during the chorus..?

[NativePrideNinja]

@DamorahTalset yes they are sadly :( it makes me hate them that much more!

[sephyro666]

@DamorahTalset Damn you're right Oo

[mopar31]

lmfao, this cant be serious. are they so tempted to have sex that a front hug will just push them over the edge? 

[THEsnowthug]

What are they saying after the Obama part?

[adampunton]

lol fail

[Yaten13]

What I love best is how they are rapping about following the rules, but using gunfire sounds and cop sirens to show how hardcore they are. What a bunch of hypocrites.

[TheRandomCrapSection]

@Yaten13 The appropriate term is "wannabe", not hypocrite. ;)

[IXIBloodshedIXI]

What about Satanic Side Hug?

[DamorahTalset]

@IXIBloodshedIXI Only if the satanic side hug involves biting open their neck in the process and having a blood orgy.

[IXIBloodshedIXI]

@DamorahTalset Fuck yes! BLOOD FOR THE BLOODGOD! HAIL! AND! KILL!

[RandomMiggy]

Lol this is beyond ridiculous

[baller10hw]

Lmao they think they are G's how the hell can they be , they dont even HUG girls and im guessing they dont do drugs or brawl. They try to be all black throught the whole thing especialy at 2:13

[XxFailzx]

FAKE AND GAY!

[PeaceThroughGenocide]

Fuck religion what a joke, it's a crutch for the weak minded

[jymbo1969]

What's with the Imperial March from SW? Fucking christards.

[simslover4495]

0.o.... soooo its not ok to hug from the front but its ok to put someone in a coma for doing so? Thats not very christian like..

[evaschannel]

no kissing? D:

[bamabound97]

this is so stupid i have a gf and we hug from the from the front and dont think about that like apparently these people do.

[nikkinay514]

wow this is probably the stupidest thing i have ever heard. So Beware fokes frontal hugs will send you to hell

[SeanBro23]

epic sigh

[gigas94]

they aint da niggas to mess wit!

[ibaiez]

wow im pretty sure christ wouldnt have been against front hugs... how perverted has christianity become....

[BoomTen80]

@ibaiez you know this is a joke right?

[jymbo1969]

@BoomTen80 It's not... really.

[BoomTen80]

@jymbo1969 it is really.

[TheMaryeliz]

@ibaiez i have to agree with you here!!

[101Chocokitty]

Is this a joke????

[1000threedaysgrace]

this is soooo worng

[whysoserious70790]

did u see slim shady up there

[bmox007]

@whysoserious70790 nope...slim wont do anything stupid

[fuckpopsix]

when i hug people i leave room for the holy spirit

[inalikealoha]

This is so bad that I have to share this with all of my friends. Thanks for making me lose my lunch.

[Roxyventus]

So they'll put us in a coma just for a freaking hug?

WOW THESE GUYS ARE RETARDED.

[FearingGodAlways]

yooooooooooooooo this is still tight!!! CrAzY!!!!!!! i like this video. who are these people. I read some comments and yea.......as usual.........HATERS!!! hahahaahhaahhahahahahahha.... they hatin on Christians. hahahhaha....if they r talking about christians, then its hard to tell.. hahahahahaha..but this sung is tight...filled with christ love...yea!!!!!!! JESUS!!!

[Nerisoflii12]

That was the most retarded shit I ever heard

[XXCRAZYXXKOOLKID]

lol,christians are so silly always trying to be cool

[journster]

wow......if that was the way it was to hug, it would just make u wanna scissor fuck her..

[markjunicornturds]

something scares me but i cant see what it is...........oh yah its them having children

[LuNaRiSiNgHiGh]

Is this for real?

[Britttem]

Can't. Take. Seriously.

[ThePyrofreak77]

hehe white boots :P

[thegoldenarmy0495]

they wont let us hug but theyll knock us in a colma.... i feel the love from ur "side hug"

[bluebeard2]

I love the police siren. They want to feel badass.

[Roxyventus]

They wanna put me in a coma....

That is just.....Evil.

[VicksMyFriend]

@GaaaaaYSideHug

Hey dumb ass is this what you do on Sundays in your lil town?

[GTAFanGuy1]

@VicksMyFriend Nope cuz then I'd be just copying you

[VicksMyFriend]

@GaaaaaaaCopyMan

Ha! You've been copying me anyway stupid whats stopping you now? My Chocolate rain? LOLOLOLO you idiot.

[GTAFanGuy1]

@VicksMyFriend I f I was copying ya, then I'd be posting 'corky, cum, rain' comments, but only morons like u do that, dirty ass gypsy

[GTAFanGuy1]

@VicksMyBitch Keep posting shit comments, thats you

[VicksMyFriend]

@GaaaaaaaaaaaaYFanGuyOfDick1

Gimmie that gypsy side hug, that gypsy tard hug.

[GTAFanGuy1]

@VicksMyFriend If ya want a gypsy hug just hug yo own dirty dumbfuck self!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahaha LMAO

[VicksMyFriend]

@GaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayGypsy­SideNuts

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA Gyro side hug?

[GTAFanGuy1]

@VicksMyFriend = More like gypsy bitch dirty cock suck You FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAG

[VicksMyFriend]

@GypsySideHug

Hey fag did you give out some gyro side hugs this sunday?

[GTAFanGuy1]

@VicksMyFriend Nahhhh, I would have been just like you then, I dont copy dirty inbred gypsy muslims LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[VicksMyFriend]

@GaaaaaaaaayGypsy

How was sunday school this weekend looser? And did jesus tell you he thinks your a retard?

[GTAFanGuy1]

@VicksMyFriend You talk with jesus, I thought you inbred gypsy faggots only believe in allah, but hell who knows you might even say being gay is alright when youre a muslim, youre just the proof. You dirty bitch goatfuck people always have something up your sleve... or ass... AHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO

[VicksMyFriend]

@GaaaYGyro.

Allah Loves you Jesus hates you and your dirty gypsy family.

[GTAFanGuy1]

@VicksMyFriend Really, ahhh thats nice ya little inbred gypsy, now go back to coloring pictures... dipshit fag

[VicksMyFriend]

@GaYGypsY

Do you give out that gypsy side hug on Sundays?

[GTAFanGuy1]

@VicksMyFriend Nope, but I heard that your gypsy cock hugs are famous Hahahahahahahaha LMAO

[VicksMyFriend]

@GayDudeHomo

Dude, I really hope you get blown up by an IED. You hungarian shit pile you are not eminem kill yourself now or sigh up to get killed. BTW you only posted on 2 videos the rest are all personal posts to me : ). LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO are you sad dicktrend that you can't post anymore?

[GTAFanGuy1]

@VicksMyFriend BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH I post everywhere I wanna post just to get you covered in shit!!!!!! LMAO Allahillbilly bitchbar bitch you gypsy

[fatetaker11]

At least it... kind of rhymes, even if its message is terrible.

[vraiman06]

o.k. for new viewers, i have a message for you. The song is actually making fun of people who do the christian side hug. The people here don't do it in real life.

[SClaudina]

@vraiman06 that god someone with sense who knows this is a joke. hahah:)

[laforcemajeure]

I died a little bit inside when I watched that video...

[fishgard]

Sex is evil!

[jimalbi]

Love and friendship are now EVIL for christians. This has NOTHING TO DO with sex. And WHAT IS SO WRONG about sex? I hate american christian foundamentalism. The are the true EVIL part of America. If I was SATAN (the imaginary ennemy of their imaginary friend), I would shit on myself by laughting over christians doing MY will! Warmongering, Hate, Put taboo on love, Disrespecting Nature, Deny its laws, Worshipping money, Selfishness... Christians are EVIL and not even aware of it.

[jimalbi]

Sick christians.

So you can't show someone that you like him/her?

WOW! Jesus against love!

Fantastic.

Christianity is EVIL.

[laurahaughey]

*headdesk*

[buppie2000]

Does anybody else get tingly wiener watching this?

[HolyCity2012]

whywontgodhealamputees

[chesthair1rs]

what the f**k lol

[JessikaObscenity]

WWJD?! Gimme a full frontal hug, that's what he would do.

[nickslice14]

Wtf....

[deliciousmorton]

let them side hug all they want. anything to keep them from reproducing.

[sexpestable]

@deliciousmorton LMFAO.

[Ardley93]

I noticed there weren't any black guys there. Just white retards, this does not surprise me one bit.

[kingbigdawg9]

entensity sucks DICK atheist fags

[Dinx45]

the main back ground music is the Empire theme from star wars....

[marvymimi]

what the hell

[bob200rps]

auhah i wonder if they don't feel ridiculous at tthe stage

[kevinfuckingsullivan]

oh my fucking god...

[SeaBearisNumber1]

@kevinfuckingsullivan ha best comment by far. Another good one: Ah jesus fucking christ.

[rigobert77efc]

to paraphrase mst3k; "Oh well, for what its worth; boooo!"

[Cheyslide05]

@imnotinsane

Exactly what I said!!!!

[ImNotInsaine]

im suprised these ppl havnt been shot.

[meetthymaker]

doing it for the kids.

[jaasum]

Christ died for your side hug.

[idance4life17]

omg soo funny... thissong is stuck in my head

[machstein13]

The movie "Idiocracy" comes to mind...

[housemadrid]

If you put this video backwards, the part of "Christian Side Hug" it clearly says: "I command you in the name of Lucifer to spread the blood of the innocent"!!

[PicklesReallySuck]

christianity is ridiculous. whoever would choose to spend their free time at something like this needs to be committed to an institution.