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  • so dont blame amtrak blame the drivers that went around the gate

  • it was not amtrak falt they crashed it was the people that went around the gate

  • I was thinking "Sham"Trak

  • This is wrong the company had nothing to do with the first pic that was the driver's fault.

  • @seahkelvin yeah i agree it was a really bad joke :(

  • Bassicaly "CRAPTRAK"

  • should rename it OFFTRAK

  • @HarrySpring probably the worst attempt of a joke but i'd name it 'arrowedinthekneetrak'

  • That "Damtrak" hit my car

  • @SkyHighHusky probably cuz u got in the way so stop blaming the train for ur stupid mistake u ass

  • lol

    

  • I have a new one "BANG TRAK"

  • @adamrocks2006 You fail.

  • They should name Amtrak "Ramtrak"

  • @TallRobby GO train is the link bettween hamilton toronto oakville missisuga

    and its name stands for Gvernment of ontario witch means the premire of ontario

    is involved

  • how about amcrash!!

  • Really!?

  • or amcrash

  • or amtrash

  • DUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRR

    U A NIGGER HOW DARE YU INZULT MAH FAIVURIT CHOO CHOO TRAEN DA WORLD OLOLO I L33T POWNED JUU

  • i was on a amtrack that was going to PA from VA and it took 15 freaking hours and 4 fucking trains

  • Get A LIFE PEOPLE I bet thats all u can find thats all u can find thats why your vid is only 27 seconds. I also bet u cand find more crashes with CSX or BNSF so stop wastin your time with Amtrak and plus it is not even Amtraks fault it is the stupid people that drive in front of a freaken train SO GET A LIFE

  • @train1516 Yes, train, we know it is the fault of idiot drivers who try to beat trains.

    Also,me stop ON the track behind a vehicle ahead and the vehicles ahead do not proceed.

    So the one on the track cannot get off the crossing.

    Drivers must learn that you must stop BEFORE the track(s), not behind the vehicle ahead as usual, and wait until enough space had opened up beyond the track that you can proceed and clear the track.

  • @robertgift ya ur right i just got a little defencive because i love Amtrak and it is my absolute favorite railroad sorry :)

  • AMCRAK-UP.

    What happened at :27?

  • @robertgift He put Ramtrak

  • how 'bout "Get your $#@ out of the way or we'll move it for you-track"

  • Aimtrack

  • Slamtrack

  • photoshopped

  • There was a fiery Amtrak crash in rural Nevada a few days ago. A truck slammed into the fourth car (the first sleeping car) (the train setup was diesel diesel baggage sleeping). The truck driver and at least 1 on the train died. It was a California Zephyr goingwestbound from Chicago, Illinois to Oakland, California.

  • Hey, that's what I thought!! Good one!

  • Ha Ha!!! Ramtrak I get the point because it had a lot of crashes so its like a Ram running over people!!! Good Vid!

  • I mention barley

  • Ok now it isn't am tracks fault to most of who don't know a train cannot stop for a car it takes am track about 3/4 of a mile to and the other derailments were from messed up signals and miscommunications and am track doesn't own the track it travels on they badly own any they pay other rail lines to ride on the tracks

  • I woulda called it OFFTRACK

  • @amtrakroadmaster

    Your just saying that because you work for amtrak

  • Lets see Amtrak is now Ramtrak and A Genesis is having Surprise Buttsecks with a intermodel..oh and another Genesis tried to swim...

  • you showed four accidents....

  • how about crashtrack!!!! XD

  • How 'bout this: Slamtrack?

  • WHAMTRAK anyone ? :) P.S. I do like Amtrak so all you haters out there, gimme a break !

  • Slamtrak would be best.

  • Stupid Video, really you posted this crap??

  • what about de-rail

  • Amtrak number 8 is getting some doggy style action ! LOL !

    Ramtrak - neat ! it's like CN at one time - it wasn't Canadian National, it was Crash National ! CN has improved though !

  • @ 00:11 TRAIN BUTTSEX!!!

  • ramtrak? more like slamtrak!

  • Amtrak should change thair name to Amcrash!

  • RAMMING THRU TRACKS ALL ACROSS AMERICA!!!! LOL COMING TO A TRACK NEAR YOU!!!!

  • If they had passenger only railtracks and grade separated crossings like what's for HSR in EuroAsia, then we wouldn't have so many accidents/derailments and we'd have a good train system in this country.

  • I have an HO passenger car and when i use it it seems to derail the rest of the train.

    are they spost to do that?

  • I have an HO passenger car and when i use it it seems to derail the rest of the train.

  • I think they should be called SLAMTRACK!!!!

  • 0:14 -Percy's Predicament? Or it could be Trainsecks...

  • THATS BECAUSE THEIR ALL ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • WAT THE HELL WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!!! ITS ONLY BECAUSE THE DISPATCHER IS NOT A GOOD ONE AND IF U DO THIS TO MY FAVORITE RAILROAD ULL B SRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @distantsignalcsx

    Chill. Read the video description. Everyone is thinking it.

  • @distantsignalcsx its only a joke

  • @distantsignalcsx

    THIS VIDEO IS HELLA FUNNY. GOOD ONE, DUKE. GOOD VIDEO. THEY SHOULD CHANGE THEIR NAME.

  • @ 0:12 AMTK 8 is like "YUM YUM I LOVE ME SOME GOOD STACK TRAIN!!"

  • or amcrash

  • My dad now calls it Slamtrak.

  • ramtrak

  • hahahahaha they shud really do that

  • Amtrak to Offtrak

  • Oh, you got that off "World's Dumbest" did you? Loved it.

  • Nice job! Ramtrack!@

  • I didn't know youtube allowed porn on here? I guess the sex scene at 0:14 doesn't count.

  • @julianmaennena43

    All of the names are stupid, which makes it funny.

  • @DukeStuarttheFalcon What kind of Train name is GO?

  • @TallRobby

    I have no idea what you are talking about.

  • @DukeStuarttheFalcon in canada there is a train transit company named GO Transport

  • @DukeStuarttheFalcon He's talking about the commuter line. Get an idea pal.

  • @TallRobby GO is for Government of Ontario Transit.

  • Actually, they're just hiring CARELESS DRIVERS.

  • I got a name for it, Scamtrak. Since you're wasting your money just to get in a wreck.

  • Well, it depends on how you pronouce it. Amtrak & Hyundai (pronouced Hun-die), & a lot of fucking dead bodies. Now, Amtrak & Hyundai (pronounced Hun-day), produces a horrible day (as in ho-hum, ow well...) slows down other traffic, & causes the authorities to fill out a lot of excessive paperwork. Anyway, on a more serious note, their real name, "Amtrak" was derived from "American Track". This was the merger of several smaller passenger railroad lines back in the '70's.

  • how about instead of "Slamtrak, Amcrash, or Am-not-on-track", SLAMROAD.  Mrrrrrrrrr BOOM!!!

  • @johnyboy087 am-not-on-track lol thats classic LMAO

  • I wonder what an Amtrak and a Hyundai make...

  • Love the ending "I luv photoshop" Love it!

  • Amcrash haha

  • @strato311 good one!

  • Am-not-on-trak!

  • Train sex at 0:11

  • SLAMTRAK :D

  • i think Amtrak is apart of Norfolk southern

  • It isnt.

  • @BIGT6851 Umm... no. NS is a freight line and Amtrak is a passenger line

  • more like slamtrak

    What is the name of the song?

  • "When a Felon's Not Engaged In His Employment," from the operetta "The Pirates of Penzance." Karaoke track.

  • Haha I love Amtrak but thats hilarious! And I like it because its not hideously hating and beating down Amtrak like lots of videos do. Nice job!

  • DAMTRACK!

  • should be called offtrak

  • it looks like they are trying to mate in the one photo

  • how bout crashtrack

  • It all came about when a comedian called it Ramtrak. So I found a good picture and photoshopped it accordingly.

  • Why not just call it CSX passenger?

  • Because then it wouldn't be funny!

  • and also it isnt part of csx, duh

  • dude you may be onto something...i actually work for amtrak but you know i kinda like RAMTRAK!!!

  • yeah, change it to AMSMACK.

  • Or ramsack

  • Yes I know, but it's just so much fun messing with Photoshop (and people's minds).

  • I want those 27 seconds of my life back.

  • You may want to consider the effects of the videos you watch before you actually watch them. I can't give you those 27 seconds of life back, and it's your fault for using them up.

  • 0:12 the P42DC is perverted!!! It's humpingt a helpless stack car!!!!!! :P

  • Ram track lol

  • or slam track

  • or bam track if u look at some wrecks with the engion blown up lol.

  • lol that was a good one

  • I Disagree. Good vid though.

  • It's a joke, really. A comedian brought it up on (I think) 'The Worlds Dumbest' TV show. I found an image, and I photoshopped the R in front the A.

  • Oh... duh

  • I showed the picture to my dad (he saw the program, too), but he completely forgot the joke.

  • you could also call it Slamtrak or Whamtrak, or offthetraks :). Very nice though

  • LOL. It really wasn't my idea. It was just something a comedian said about it when an Amtrak train blew through a semi trailer.

  • well nice photo edit actually looks real

  • Thank you. All I really had to do was copy the R that was already there, then I moved it and resized it so that it would look genuine.

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