Grodin tells DeNiro to drink milk to treat his ulcer, and DeNiro yells at him, "Don't tell me what I need!" Yet, as soon as they get more more money, the first thing you see is DeNiro drinking a quart of milk. LOL!!!!! Brilliant, subtle, and funny!
Ohhhhh ok, I get it. The parts are divided into parts. Haha, either way I love this movie. They gutta say "Fu*k" in this movie way more then any other movie, besides Scarface maybe.
Right when The Duke closed the door of the freight train on Jack, I feel that a beatdown from Jack would've sufficed. I would've kicked the shit out of that lying weasel...
@tchimmerroks you noticed that too? The way De Niro trying to play along but kind of exhibiting uneasiness to do so was just priceless. I could not stop laughing.
He stole that loot from the bar and seen hitch hiking on a freight train. That part is so funny. The little did the owner know about those $20 dollar bills.
Grodin tells DeNiro to drink milk to treat his ulcer, and DeNiro yells at him, "Don't tell me what I need!" Yet, as soon as they get more more money, the first thing you see is DeNiro drinking a quart of milk. LOL!!!!! Brilliant, subtle, and funny!
sideshowbob262000 2 weeks ago
"are you red?"
"yes sir"
"do you dye your hair?"
"no"
"why do they call you red?"
lol
hyena43 4 weeks ago
"You shutup. I'm not talking to you for the whole rest of the trip!"
roystvchannel 1 month ago
"I can 't even argue with you..."
mylargebreasts 3 months ago
When they are talking in the train car, in the beginning you see the duke saying words that jack is supposed to say
Shabtkdsh 3 months ago
why doncha quit? 'be cheaper for both of us
JustAintthatWay 3 months ago
Great movie. It's like "Plains, Trains, and Automobiles" but with guns and mobsters
CesMan83 3 months ago
No no, YOU LIED TO ME FIRST!!
ThespyXD 6 months ago
Ohhhhh ok, I get it. The parts are divided into parts. Haha, either way I love this movie. They gutta say "Fu*k" in this movie way more then any other movie, besides Scarface maybe.
Harmonator1000 7 months ago
LMFAOOOOO, the whole ulcer part is just hilarious, really rofl lmfao
holcs 8 months ago
if part 9 doesn't show up at the side, its on the channel people
InnocenceExperience 8 months ago
Part 8 (2 of 2), otherwise known as part 9.
InnocenceExperience 8 months ago
6:00 You do dis again ill throu you off the fuckin train...lol Classic Deniro
6:39 Wont you quit it will be cheaper 4 both of us... lmfao@ marvin
icekoldnigga 8 months ago
One of my Top 5 comedies of all time. So many one-liners, by so many characters, it's hard to keep track.
AntK1968 9 months ago
lol i luv how deniro yells drolin :P crahk uphp mate
Quadet4Music 10 months ago
that phony $20 bill procedure is hilarious. xDDD
Yesiilikedrumso0 11 months ago 2
"You have two forms of expression: Silence and rage." Grodin is hilarious..
KellyGreen5555 11 months ago
"Jack! What! How much further do we have to go..None of ur fu*ken busniess! cuz u know eventually am goin to used to bathroom.. Shut the f@%k up!"
44AncientPredator182 11 months ago
Love love love this movie!
SusDgs 11 months ago
"Thirty, tall..."
"About six feet tall?"
"Six five"
"Dark brown hair?"
"Light colored..."
"Sounds like our man."
KangoTV 11 months ago 15
5:20 LOL
JamesGod08 1 year ago
2:33 love the way he holds the badge lol
CodesofConducts 1 year ago
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CodesofConducts 1 year ago
"Give him a pencil please"
aitraining 1 year ago
"You lied to me first!"
aitraining 1 year ago
Alonzo Mosley is the funniest cop to come along since Inspector Clouseau.
shanghaibenny2 1 year ago
In the bar, the cop and thief roles are reversed.
shanghaibenny2 1 year ago
Hands down my fav line from the film : 0:28
"Can't even argue with you, I don't even know what the f*** you're talking about."
I crack up every time I hear it XDD
ambalabibo 1 year ago 2
Did you ever had sex with an animal, Jack? lololololollo
Ellinobrasil 1 year ago
"u 've seen anu suspicious character around here.....u live around here"....shit how funny...they way henlooks at the fellow...priceless
flohthemachine 1 year ago
"You ever have sex with an animal Jack?" LOL
apical5view 1 year ago
"...you get 'em all the time?...Would you mind taking two-steps backwards!?!?!"
"You have two forms of expression....SILENCE AND RAGE!"
OH MY GOD, I'M GONNA PISS MY PANTS LAUGHING!
LIONSMANIAC 1 year ago 2
How many handcuffs does this guy have? LOLOL
sonicmandx12 1 year ago
parts are missing
RickJohnson127 1 year ago
DAT GUY DONE THAT HARD
oOSHOCKZOo 1 year ago
One of the best movies.Too bad they dont make them like they used too.
hondagoal 1 year ago
5:53 - Pee-Wee Impression lol
takingyourtime 1 year ago
Right when The Duke closed the door of the freight train on Jack, I feel that a beatdown from Jack would've sufficed. I would've kicked the shit out of that lying weasel...
CitySkin09 1 year ago
reds corner bar scene is priceless; grodins facial expressions are just hilarious; how he was not considered for oscar supporting actor is suprising.
savykevin 1 year ago
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YOU LIED TO ME FIRST!!
knownpleasures 1 year ago
Two forms of expression: silence and rage. LOL!
sarnow76 1 year ago
Litmus configurrr-ation
tchimmerroks 1 year ago 2
@tchimmerroks you noticed that too? The way De Niro trying to play along but kind of exhibiting uneasiness to do so was just priceless. I could not stop laughing.
aramssi 6 months ago
"Did you ever have sex with an animal, Jack?"
redmrlove13 1 year ago
"Who's in charge"?
markkochubey 1 year ago
"I think under different circumstances, You and I...probably woulda still hated each other". So Good!!
Weedahoful 1 year ago 8
Now this is comedy......not that Meet the Parents crap.....
manosblim 2 years ago 42
get a new watch
kaben1979 2 years ago
Have you seen any suspicious looking characters around here? Nope. Do you live around here? Yup,,,, Mmm.. Lmao, classic.
datazndood 2 years ago 3
@datazndood Hilarious, the bit at the end where he just says hmmm, classic
pooh1234567890 1 year ago
@pooh1234567890 that's the best bit out of that part, lol.
datazndood 1 year ago
@pooh1234567890 I love that. Great acting
sarnow76 1 year ago
I don't think she is coming back.
I don't neither. I don't neither.
So hurttttttttttttttt!
nicetea99 2 years ago 4
lmao
lifeinthenfl 2 years ago
uncuff me you wanna eat a nice meal great line lol there are too many great lines in this movie
dejiabbis 2 years ago
"Glad to see me, I guess we're in the next life John" Haha!
antoniodsl 2 years ago 4
"Cant even argue with you, I dont even know what the fuck your talking about" LMAO!!
DudasMiska 2 years ago
i like the music around 5:42 tp 5:53, it fits the situation. Thought you fooled me??? HA HA HA!
jimbotwin91 2 years ago
"Contract 2 Hank, Check em out"...Fucking Classic!!!
pduty 2 years ago 5
I love the moment when the guy from the store watches them jumping on the running train. ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
LavenKate 2 years ago
Thank you for your cooperation Bill.
Mowbee13 2 years ago 3
When he was talking to himself on the train Rob was gonna brake character and laugh lmao
OriginalHazeBX 2 years ago
ive seen the movie a zillion times...and never noticed that he almost broke out of character...
seamr05 2 years ago
lmao when jack walsh bumps into the duke, hahaha ahhh
spretten 2 years ago
i cant even argue with you i dont even know what the fuck your talking about ha ha that guy is the shit
gators2155 2 years ago 3
I love the part when they jump on the train and DeNiro comes in on the other side of the boxcar and says "Glad to see me?"
precisionb 2 years ago 5
You lied to me first!
KiloByte69 2 years ago
Don't over react... i ain't talking 2 u son of a bitch :)
hip2thabone 2 years ago
0:03 WAAH?!!!!! bah-hahahahahahaha
tjaaronm 2 years ago 3
Can you upload the movie "Batteries not included"? I can't find it anywhere not even on dvd
IamDemetri00 2 years ago
He stole that loot from the bar and seen hitch hiking on a freight train. That part is so funny. The little did the owner know about those $20 dollar bills.
spinarooney97 2 years ago
LMAO! at 5:25 when De niro's bag falls apart.
njova25 2 years ago 5
"Just say you lied to ME first as far as YOU KNEW." Damn hillarious dudes. Great movie......
JoeyTroy 2 years ago 3
Funny-money isn't an FBI matter...
felsner1 2 years ago 2
What's wrong with calling this part 9?
necromanzer52 2 years ago
The look on Red's face when they run to get the passing train....hahahaha
pedronoir72 2 years ago
Loved that ruse to get the 20$ bills, it was hilarious!
hekesuede 3 years ago 2
they say that scene was almost totally improvised
Srd1126 3 years ago 6
Robert De Niros is the best in Holywood and this movie is AWESOME!!!
F16Pilot0USAF 3 years ago 8
That was my favorite scene when they were in the train.
van76 3 years ago 4
you lied to ME first!
Emelefpi 3 years ago 5
Yes, but as far as you knew, you lied to ME first.
7beers 2 years ago 7
marvin to mosley after alonzo takes his smokes again: 'why dontcha quit? it'd be cheeaper for both of us.'
how many great lines does this flick have? grin
B2L4U7E 3 years ago 29
Thanks for POSTING...............
all4mePope 3 years ago 5
youre the man!! thank you!!
Amo088 3 years ago 5
Thank you very much!!!! :)
jcnme27 3 years ago 4
ahhhhahahahaaahaHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
teedubyo 3 years ago