“I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don’t need a receipt for the doughnut, I’ll just give you money and you give me the doughnut. End of transaction. We don’t need to bring ink and paper into this. I can’t imagine a scenario in which I would need to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend? ‘Don’t even act like I didn’t buy a doughnut, I’ve got the documentation right here. Oh wait, it’s back home in the file . under ‘D’, for doughnut.” Mitch Hedberg
"I didn't know that, but I think I knew that." - funniest thing I've heard all day.
morkyboo 2 weeks ago
awesome video. great idea. still waiting anxiously for your next episode.
urbnpioneer 2 months ago in playlist Shake n Bake
P.O.S does not seem comfortable in the kitchen. haha
MattTheFlyDude 3 months ago
god she is cute!
nickhughes1979 3 months ago
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passwordcarta 3 months ago
Cute girls and Doomtree actually make me want to cook. This is a genius idea.
mattzcoolathanu 3 months ago 2
“I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don’t need a receipt for the doughnut, I’ll just give you money and you give me the doughnut. End of transaction. We don’t need to bring ink and paper into this. I can’t imagine a scenario in which I would need to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend? ‘Don’t even act like I didn’t buy a doughnut, I’ve got the documentation right here. Oh wait, it’s back home in the file . under ‘D’, for doughnut.” Mitch Hedberg
rayofminneapolis 3 months ago 13
First and hungry
ZoloftMuncher 3 months ago in playlist Shake n Bake