Religious Crank Call- The almost breakdown

[MobiusX]

beautiful" " no, you're a pastor, " hahaha

[globalchaos1984]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL



[spartonne]

His wit is about as sharp as a double edged potato

[madtuts1]

Don't know who is more annoying, this guy or the go compare man

[batshitcrazy007]

omg...that dude literally owned this phony bald dude when he said jesus is overrated...he had to tell himself that "god is so good..derp"

[kmvoss]

What a self-righteous prick, as if he lives without a crutch. Oh wait, he is preaching about imaginary drivel.

[Y2KillerSPOOBLY]

'Im a born again Christian baby!' lmao

[mdxphantom1]

God is Sooooo Goooood... lol

[leftovers0]

Fuckin' cult-pushing tv bullshit.

[MPCHustle]

the Dick of Jesus Christ is NOT ENOUGH?, lol

[eiresgirl]

And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which [is] upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which [is] the fruit of a tree yielding seed

[kqcrazii]

When one person believes in a delusion, it's called insanity. When many people believe in a delusion, it's called religion.

[DjCovenant]

@kqcrazii I swear thats in the god delusion?

[MrMysecretAccount]

If Jesus died for my sins... Then I should sin as much as possible so he didn't die for nothing

[cowbellxxxx]

@MrMysecretAccount Romans 6:1-2 "What shall we say then? Shall we continue in sin, that grace may abound? By no means! We died to sin; how can we live in it any longer?" Oh and the video was hilarious! :D

[Martinez1887]

hes the hanzi from howard stern right?

[omgsteffen]

lmao. marijuana over the bible any day.

[wrathofme03]

the death of Jesus Christ doesn't get you stoned.

[megahypersuperhero]

He is jelly.

[Bioweapon420]

So according to this guy you cant smoke weed, cant have sex or should I say "fornicating" whats next cant listen to music?

[auroraman56]

4:05- I bet he was thinking, "Damnit! That asshole just killed my high!"

[kornhoilo20]

LOL



[lostbutnot1777]

haha he was so bummed at the end

[WorldMafiaHipHop]

Just live your life right... As humans we know right from wrong... Like someone said earlier, did you get your bible from GOD himself, or Walmart, or Fed X... This shit is a business, so at the end of the day, just live right, and treat people right. Help as many people as you can. You don't have to contribute to your pastors car payments and mortgage if you don't want!!! Fuck dem mathafuckaz

[TronaldDump420]

This is the best call ever, how does weed replace the word of god and what is the word of GOD has he delivered the Bible to you or was it FED EX. Christ used cannabis oils to heal so this guy is full of shit he has no idea who Yoshua was FUCK YOU BIBLE NUTS DO SOME RESEARCH JUST READ THE BS IN THE TORAH Then look in to Sumerian Biblical records. As for the meager and altered remains of the Gospel Research the Dead Sea Scrolls and The Essenians were only true Christians not you Deceivers

[dopeasfuckk]

why are you eating... is the word of god not enough for you!?!?

[Graddy5]

Hahaha ah that was hilarious

[sidragasum1]

gas him to death.

[pimpskatar]

haha it's hilarious how brainwashed Christians are

[gnarCR]

"I'm a born again Christian, Baby!"

[eyebal]

The guy obviously has a teen voice -.-



[jamie10310]

@UNCLESAM11111

Oh I almost forgot to give a Christian explanation for why God would give us free will when he knew evil would come about~ look up the Augustinian Theodicy. I think it's widely accepted by Christians.

[jamie10310]

@UNCLESAM11111

This is touching on the problem of evil I guess. Personally, I find the process theodicy most satisfying in answer to this dilemma, though that may be because my beliefs aren't entirely rooted in Christian theology.

Original sin is a dodgy concept in my opinion, It's the belief that Adam and Eve sinned and caused our relationship between God and as a whole mankind to be damaged almost beyond repair. But in answer to your last question, no it doesn't as he sent Jesus to make amends

[Hittmanization]

He look like montel williams and obamas butt baby.

[youngbloodfalife1993]

Im a born again christian baby

[brownie7317]

@youngbloodfalife1993 if god's so fuckin smart why did he fill the oceans with water we can't drink??

[dan198660120]

Does he say the Dick of Jesus Christ @ 3:14

[PuLse285]

god doesent even like niggers :P

[carniboy18]

lets see him live without food lol. word of god wont keep your belly full. i want to see someone live on the word of god.

[rebelbob4]

"God is so good" lol

[Emlis16]

@rebelbob4 He says this to reasure himself of his faith..because the prank caller made a point that made him think about his beliefs :P

[whitearab2]

i am the second coming of christ

[iworkforme]

born again christian baby. haha

[MagnitudeOfSoul]

Fuck religion.........try spirituality,,,,,,,,

[MagnitudeOfSoul]

God Made Weed.....Smoke Weed

end of story.......

[UNCLESAM11111]

and if jesus christ was the most powerfull person in the world, why did he get crusified?

[jamie10310]

@UNCLESAM11111

He died as a sacrifice so that we could be forgiven for our sins.

[carniboy18]

@jamie10310 why is blood sacrifice necessary. what does one persons blood have to do with my sins. and if he was god, and knew he was going to heaven after he died... thats like sacrificing a shitty apartment to someone if you knew you were moving into a mansion. not really much of a sacrifice. if he went to hell afterwards then yes, now thats a sacrifice.

[jamie10310]

@carniboy18

Haha thats a nice analogy but thats not really how it worked.

As I understand it, Jesus was born as the 'Son of Man' who was born to suffer for us so that we could once more have a relationship with God and get into the Kingdom of God. It wasn't exactly just a blood sacrifice that was necessary, but the pure and eternal life of Jesus that had to be given willingly. Plus it's still the sacrifice of life, that's still the greatest sacrifice someone can make~not to be taken lightly aha

[carniboy18]

@jamie10310 he knew he was going to heaven. if someone said to me "kill yourself and you get to go to heaven", well not someone but god said it, then yes i would. who wouldnt do that? thats not even close to a sacrifice. eternal life and everything i could ever dream of, or living one earth with dumbasses... yeahhhh who wouldnt do that? jesus didnt really do much and jesus' life was not pure, he sinned too... so i dont even know what youre saying.

[jamie10310]

@carniboy18 God did not strike a deal with Jesus as you seem to think he did. It wasn't as though God told Jesus he would go to heaven if he did a favour for him. Jesus is God~ he's a part of the Holy Trinity. He already had a place in Heaven, he is God after all. Heaven was not Jesus' aim in sacrificing himself, his aim was to allow people to form a relationship with God, you're seeing it all in a very materialistic, hedonist way.

[carniboy18]

@jamie10310 then you cant call it a sacrifice, because what exactly was he sacrificing, and what exactly does someone getting nailed to a cross have to do with me? if god wanted to change a rule why didnt he just come down and say hey, i messed up and now im gonna give you some leeway? why kill himself? that doesnt make any sense... let me get this straight. youre saying he killed himself, to save us, from a rule he made? wtf goes through your head when you justify that. obviously nothing.

[DocWyoming]

@carniboy18 Well said. To 'sacrifice' is to lose something. Nothing is lost in this ridiculous myth. And the thing 'gained' was already within the power of the omnipotent being in the first place.... it's ridiculous on every level.

[carniboy18]

@DocWyoming precisely, like i said its like sacrificing a shitty apartment to someone with the guarantee of getting a mansion. thats not a sacrifice at all.

[DocWyoming]

@carniboy18 Sure, or like a nerdy virgin surrendering a night of pizza and computer games to attend an orgy.

[carniboy18]

@DocWyoming id choose the pizza, jus sayin. now pizza, video games and an orgy, now thats a party.

[UNCLESAM11111]

@jamie10310

so if we are forgiven for our sins why is there still a hell we can go to?

[UNCLESAM11111]

no the death of jesus christ is not enough...

[TheDigitalStone]

3:47 He doesn't know how to detect bullshit AND doesn't know how to handle reverse psychology... then tries to comfort himself with an entire collection of pure emo mood's.

[DemoraX]

"god is so good!" "god is sooooo good!"

yeah keep bullshitting you retard!

1. god is fictional

2. even the fictional god was a genocidal maniac that made Voldemort and Darth Vader look like human rights hippies.

[fhab525]

readin the bible high is the only way to get through those boring ass pages of war, slavery,genocide,rape,parables­,and bullshit..

[ChEwYEnO]

omg i live near them hahahahahahah bramladesh

[kingdavewoody]

But is he sharper than a double edged light saber

[LogicalStatements1]

The host is meant to be a fully grown man, see how childish he acts.

[nhlalwenhlezondo]

That guys rebuttal was actually very good, prank or not, this was an interesting debate, lawls!

[MrUlutraman]

i m sorry but the sharpness of a sword isnt determined by the number of "edges" it has, i m sorry

[Rockster969]

At least weed is real

[Bsideshit]

why do christians get such a boner over jesus dying on the cross for us? people die for much less everyday

[TheVladimere9]

im inspired now

[BMXplease11]

hahahha he goes welcome and shes like welcome welcome...HAHA ITS HIS SHOW DUMB BITCH what are u welcoming him to??????

[redlandz1977]

you're an idiot. And you have no understanding of life, at all.

[19B0N095]

i only pray to atom! Hail Atom!!

[Epostaxis]

@19B0N095 your beliefs are false! hail strings! lol!

[19B0N095]

you propably though this guy was reborn jesus.

NOPE Chuck Testa!!! xD

[19B0N095]

id better stop blasphemy now :D

[19B0N095]

Hey my parents werent married when i was born AND my father was a binder does this make me reborn jesus?? xD

[SuperMutantSpaceCat]

Atheists

The biggest trolls in nature

[videogamenostalgia]

@SuperMutantSpaceCat Actually, the people who wrote The Bible are the biggest trolls in nature

[SuperMutantSpaceCat]

@videogamenostalgia Lol bye now my opinion has changed. I now think Bears are the biggest trolls in nature

[fastedu1]

This is great with snow flakes

[aadeeza]

Chocolate people cannot go to paradise because they are made by the satan,

[Wedlockvideos]

@aadeeza:I'm sorry you're going to burn in hell then?! Have fun.

[castigadormapuche1]

@aadeeza you are just trolling right???

[19B0N095]

@aadeeza just like everyone who aint middle european so polish fuckers nigger russians asian americans (except thus came from germany) are all goin to burn in hell muahhahaha. LAWL

[kevlar785]

dude is a terrible prank caller, cant believe it worked

[007alagah]

fuck the god . I take weed.

[Healingproof]

So obvious lol, he's like 16. So obvious prank call.

[Emlis16]

When I'm watching this, it sounds like there's an old plane flying in the background

[forby24]

how stupid are these religious people that they couldnt realise that the guy calling was taking the piss, he said he was a pastor but knew fuck all about the bible ( like any intellegent person should unless its for mockery) then the next caller goes i think we just need to pray for him, NO HE JUST PREYED(not prayed) ON YOU and ate you alive your too stupid to realise it

[abelign1991]

@forby24 You're a fucking idiot. You can't dismiss a caller unless it's in-your-face obvious that they are prank calling you. It's very possible that the host knew the entire time that it was a prank call but couldn't do a thing about it unless it became blatantly obvious (swearing, etc.).

[forby24]

"it the sharpest double edged sword that goes down to the very bootom of your heart" that didnt make any sense to what he was talking about... what a moron

[dylanfer6]

LOL you know you angry when you put your head down and think!! XD had this nigga almost to tears!!

[desnickadoabyss]

nigga got all upset lol!!!!!

[sammosammy]

>can't think of a response to only vaugely legitimate response

>hangs up and says 'god is sooo good'

Alright then.

[XSpainard]

YoUU STRAIGHT BREH?

[hairykipperwakeboard]

What happens in this video? I was going to watch it but i took an arrow to the knee.

[Gligar13Vids]

@hairykipperwakeboard Some guy pranks and says he smokes weed and that he's a pastor, and the fundimentalst host loses it.

[drumline17]

JEEEEEzus

[capetorial]

i need food.

[1424nathan]

This is the problem with Christians, no "bullshit" detector.

[glimglim1]

@1424nathan Ah, but if he had dismissed the caller outright, you'd have called him closeminded. See the problem?

[glimglim1]

@1424nathan So basically, they can't win with you.

[dirgekv2]

Wait, what happened? I was rolling a spliff.

[HopeForOurRevival]

This really isnt a very good prank call. he didnt say anything humorus. Smoke weed dude, but know God is above it.

[domains38]

bunch of ego heads loto pushers close to suckup

[DastardlyDereK]

Um fact check,God is not so good.Just read the book.

[XenteMusic]

@satsugekibukouken When has the devil killed anybody?

[ciaochowbella]

@XenteMusic Satan only killed at god's command. So, no one really.

But if you want to count bodies, there are about 10 attributed to Satan in the Bible and millions attributed to god.

[t1000eg]

hahahaha light that spliff baby

[the420experiance]

im christian and i smoke weed dont hate please keep religion to yourself

[dathotky]

"You need something else other than the word of God?"

Yeah... And you need glasses... How about you pray with the faith of a mustard seed, and "God" will heal you... Dumb ass Christians... NONE of them actually believe... They just don't want to take the risk of an eternal pit of fire... I swear, if God said you can get to Heaven if you suck me off, he would do it.

FUCK RELIGION.

[SuperStealth23]

@dathotky FUCK YOU

[dathotky]

@SuperStealth23 Haha, bite me asshole xD

[Joshb81959]

Jesus was an all-knowing, all-seeing, all-powerful God who created Satan so he could tempt Adam and Eve with the tree he plopped down in front of them. He killed thousands of humans before he ever became a mere mortal and spent about 6 hours on the cross knowing he was going to rise from the dead and live forever. Meanwhile, mere mortals take years to die from painful diseases, disfiguration, and their internal organs systematically failing.

I don't mean to blaspheme.. but I don't get it.

[IndustrialMilitia]

That was just mean.

[Illiyuwn]

the last question got him stumped!

[RoDiggityDangit18]

God sucks hairy cock

[SuperStealth23]

@RoDiggityDangit18 FUCK YOU

[RoDiggityDangit18]

@SuperStealth23 hahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

[raakone]

"Sharper than a double-edged sword"?

[Original420stoner]

I've lost faith in religion I don't belive that one man can help everyone.. It's all in your mind.. I'm not going down on any religion I belive in something in all relegions.. But were all human and that's what matters

[Scrotetasticular]

God is so good. God is sooo good. ROLF

[IamTheDeathMachine]

God gave us weed so..... Hah!

[MrMeeps111]

Muwahahahahah

[AlessandraW19]

funny

LOL

[shandcunt]

That was fuxking halerious

[peterroen]

santa is sooo good, santa is so good!

[LilKimHottie69]

the stoner is actually right you can want to be stoned and believe in god. this prayer dude is a total retard religion is not enough for most people. some people need familys but the bible alone is not enough for anybody if so all Christians would have died out many years ago

[JesusWasAnAsshole]

I feel a little bit bad for this TV host. But, anyone that believes in invisible people that are "stronger than a double edged sword" is setting themselves up for disappointment in one way or another.

[DancingMedicineMan]

@JesusWasAnAsshole looking forward to you burning hell you cocksuck.

[MrComicMischief]

@DancingMedicineMan clam down nut case.

[JesusWasAnAsshole]

@DancingMedicineMan , wow. is calling me a "cocksuck" very religious of you ? Typical arrogant Christian you are .. I bet

[xxxCODExxx1]

@JesusWasAnAsshole this is random but your youtube name is hilarious.

[JesusWasAnAsshole]

@xxxCODExxx1 , thanks. It helps me start a healthy dialogue with Christians.

[glazinq]

I like food. I'm afraid that if I don't eat I'll die.

I guess the word of God is just not enough for me.

Heyulp me lord, ahm dayumed

[IncomingMonkeyTurd]

Jesus was a stoner...

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[JesusWasAnAsshole]

@IncomingMonkeyTurd , NO. Jesus was an AssHole

[IncomingMonkeyTurd]

@JesusWasAnAsshole Agreed... Jesus was ass-holy.

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[KindOfMorbid]

LOL "Brandon in Brandpton"

[murdaman702]

genesis says I put ever herb, plant and seed here for you to use

[BggProductions]

I believe in the holy herb and worship it often.

[RoederGaming]

God. Religion is just making people so fucking boring.

[Pentdad]

this was better than i expected after reading the comments first... I was thinking he was gonna be offensive or something but he was actually good- surreal and wierd is good, offensive and nasty is crap.

[MrGazz101]

That was just a terrible prank call, wasn't funny, you just offended him, I feel bad for that guy

[TimbuckRules]

He actually handled that very well. This was more of a prank call fail really.

[BDET89]

"All thinking men are atheists." - Ernest Hemmingway

[HellaMoneys]

@BDET89 clearly he wasn't a thinking person because that statement itself is a logical fallacy and is a universal statement.

[roophies]

@HellaMoneys it is obvious that you are not a thinking person because a universal statement is not a logical fallacy.

[mnkycmkydu]

Haanzi, you Pakistani cherub, I had no idea you do prank calls! Good job bro

[Dominoes282]

I thought Jamaicans were smarter than that

[paenitet7nullum]

god made pot so it must be good right, he also made guns for us, he made alcohool, he made tits and drugs. LETS PARTY!!!

[MrKGatl]

Christians always say that god and jesus is enough, then just prove it and hold your breath til we know one way or another.

[Freethinker12341]

"god is soooooooo good aahhh"

ahhahahahah!

[GeLsEnKiRcHeN95]

I feel bad for the host, he dealt with this prank the best he could..... yeah there is alot of religious wackos out there but I really feel for the host.... God will deal with the caller on the day of judgment....

[mojoswoptopz]

LMFAO! I literally had to pause this video to burst out laughing when he said Jesus was overrated.

[mojoswoptopz]

lmfao "I'm a born again Christian...BABY!"

[Freethinker12341]

"i'm a very proud pastor..." lol

[DaFleegsta]

The caller "needs" marijuana in the same way that the host "needs" to eat dessert after dinner.

Wow religious people are fucking dumb.

[tristianity4u]

Sounds like the world's only 15 year old pothead pastor...

[1787dude]

the kid said jesus was overrated. XD

[ps3master72]

WTS 420x[Dense Stone] PST

[nonbutone]

You said it my friend. YOU SAID IT! God is GOOD at 4:10 sec mark...

Mark 10:18 Why do you call me good?” Jesus answered. “No one is good—except God alone!!!!"

Thanks for confirming Jesus is no God.

[PuppyXz]

What about water, what about food? Fuck Jesus, give me a hamburger.

[josephpatrickknox]

This sucks. The caller isn't even funny.

[pandarythm]

im a born again christian baby

[vedi1900]

this is crap lol wasted 5 min of my life

[TheNoobertron]

He Praises god for making a man addicted to drugs...what a typical christian