Denis Leary - Asshole (Uncensored)

[8stewiegriffin]

classic, love the guy !

[StereoMahcine]

nuclear fucking weapons is 3 words... -.-

[Nadhedge]

That's Soo Fkin Good!

[monicannabella]

I really am an asshole, I always drive slow in the fast lane to piss people off and I've parked in the handicapped spaces a few times.

[ant1ph0n]

i remember this song... hah...

[MidoriPeinado]

@Power2296 - Denis is hot. If you're a straight guy and you can acknowledge that fact, we ladies won't hold it against you! ;)

[th3planetsghost]

Not only is this a great song. It's one of the most original and memorable songs of the 90s.

[Freethinker33rd]

j03FOOL

Don't Waste Your Time

LOL

[j03cool]

what a dumb fuck. America makes YOU possible and you make fun of it...yeah ASSHOLE!

[Freethinker33rd]

Mr. Leary is making a point here and if you dont understand this youre an ignorant asshole.

[j03cool]

yes, it's such a high piece of satire....so far above me.

[th3planetsghost]

haha america doesnt make anything possible that isnt already... haha thats just dumb. shhh

[Csega]

not America, his parents made him possible...-.-

[pornlander]

Techincally speaking, yes - but it was the culture of America that shaped him. (:

[LedKashmir]

love Denis Leary man! super hilarious and gorgeous...what more can i ask for..sweet eye candy while i'm being entertained :D lol

[power2296]

errrrrrr lol =D just maybe i agree with the super hilarious part...gorgeous....idk =D

[LedKashmir]

lol i can't help it man! haha i think he's super hot!

[power2296]

some people might.....i think he is kinda handsome...i am not gay though lol =D

[LedKashmir]

hey, i think its cool that you can say that...it just means that your comfortable in your sexuality as a straight guy to be able to say that ....a lot of men are too worried about people thinking they're gay to just be real about shit.

[power2296]

yeah i don't really care cause i know that i am not gay......lol too many reasons why =D

[thisxgreatxdecay]

Sometimes I've got to have FUN at someone else's expense!

[McDopetron]

I SUPPORT UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE.

BECAUSE I DON'T WANT YOUR GRAMMA-MA TO DIE IN A GUTTER.

BUT I WANT HER TO DIE IN A GUTTER ANYWAY! HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!

I'M AN ASSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE!!

(he's an asshole)

(WHAT AN ASSHOLE!)

(Such an asshole...)

[galenmarek77]

Waaaayyy down in the subcockles.....

[AsparaIn]

Great stuff :)

[curthellonwheels]

Gotta love Dennis Leary! LOL!

[Nekokun77]

I'm an asshole, oli-ole, oli-ole~

[BeyondLame]

4:28

[specialized4154x4]

best song ever handi cap people do make handi cap faces

[Tbone4500]

i got his book

8D

props the Dr Leary

[zman2567]

he is awesome, one of my idols

[britneyfanalways]

i got to see him on his comedy tour when i was in ny hes sooo bad ass

[DynosaursGoRAWR]

cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oool

[blakfire91]

This song RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bleachno9]

Thawr out the duke? Whaleskin Hubcaps?, non-biodegradeable containers? FUCK YEAH!!!!

[dublindood]

Let me make one thing clear here....He is NOT, an asshole. Assholes are usefull things. Tho he does spout shite sometimes.

[CrazyWiiPerson420]

thank you captain obvious, protector of common knowledge

[Tanis1Lionheart]

You're just mad that he's one of the few Irish-Americans that aren't face down in their own vomit.

:P

[dublindood]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[234countryside]

NUKES! lol

[Lizann029]

brilliant i love this guy

[master10734]

Hes Crasy.

[jezelljr]

i'm an asshole too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DolanDallaire]

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[aiawods]

my new themesong!

[Ieat6pies]

...He's nuts

[jezelljr]

nuclear weapons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hamesh3474]

Yeah reminds me of Jim macdonald ,,,a real asshole ,,,,,,,

[keian12]

he is really an asshole

[bentwoodchair]

Dennis is excellent. He's calling out asshole behaviour. Assholes relate to this song.

[OgnarPliskin]

I remember hearing this when I was a kid and I could not stop laughing.

[atamagashock]

saw him last night at the Borgata show in AC. he closed out the show with this! such a great night it was

[CaliKingT23]

did anyone notice that he's holdin breast implants?

[Dethklok112]

haha i knew they were silicone boobs

[celonsus]

the best kind of boobs

[LordBoZman]

anyone know where I can get still pictures from this. There are just some great ones to put captions to for a few projects I'm working on.

[celonsus]

screen shot them when you pause it lol thats print screen on windows and then just paste it in paint... for mac go fuck yourself im an American and Im a PC

[FirithUndome]

For mac cmd+shift+4 and select the area you want to capture....way better than windows, no extra software to edit it :)

[celonsus]

nothings better then windows... mac is like... mac

[wooly1996]

he is really an asshole

[mootallica]

I like Leary but he stole a lot of shit from Hicks.

[Felesar]

this song is like 10 years old. Why do so many people complain that he steals things from Hicks and CK? Leary's had this out since Orenthal went to trial

[TheFunnyOneNOW]

Hey idiot, Denis Leary was before Hicks dumbass

[mootallica]

1. Doesn't mean he didn't copy material when Hicks appeared on the scene

2. No Cure for Cancer(which is Leary's biggest album) was released in '93 a year before Hicks died and a year after Arizona Bay by Hicks. No Cure has is EXTREMELY similar to Arizona bay just a lot more crude. Also if you're going to insult me use proper grammar so you don't look like a dumb ass.

[HitsuToushirou]

Memo to the President: Change the US Anthem to the following song *points to the above* 8D!

[estefanycabrera]

this song rocks

[Resolvetheory]

Denis Leary is an epic ASSHOLE - I've meet him, he's an asshole. And I LOVE HIM!!

[abercrombielover714]

thiss is ahh-mazingg...

ilt!!

[goleedsgo]

A-S-S-H-O-L-E

[scttsherer1217]

this song rules!!!!

[HackTh3Planet]

also, hes an asshole...and he's proud of it!

[HackTh3Planet]

the whole world steals.

[TragicPurity]

You're an asshole if you like this song, and you fucking suck donkey balls if you don't, so STFU and GTFO!

[blumetatron]

When you steal from artists, and have no soul, when you rip-off the real voices and do their material on adverts - YOUR AN ASSHOLE, AND A THEIF AND A CUNT AND A FUCKING STEALING PIECE OF SHIT

[kingzach74]

Hey dumbass, Denis Leary is the only one who can pull off this song, so SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[cawatson123]

of what

[warsman111]

I love this song lol.

[kmarkblack12345]

Leary captured the American spirit alright. He makes it cool to be an asshole eeeeooooeeeeooooeeeeooooeeeeoo­oo!!!!!

[bleachno9]

this just speaks to all americans, WHOO!!! america Fuck Yeah

[CaliFaintFightz]

I love football.. and pornos.. and books about war.

[recklessranger]

cockal?????? lmao

[ferrjerr]

mintyphrsh is an asshole!

[gameshowluvr86]

What a screwed up society we live in. Seems like the more terrible and spiteful you are as a person, the more popularity and reverence you gain. Truly sad....

[xvaughanx]

tongue in cheek??????

[CyanoticFuture]

Anyhow,Leary is pretty damn good in his own right too.Anyone who thinks otherwise can piss off.

[xvaughanx]

yeah he stole stuff off hicks but leary is still great, great actor too

[Anayden]

Especially in Rescue Me, can't wait for new episodes!!!

[azthenia92]

I love him in Rescue Me!!!

[CyanoticFuture]

Hicks is suppossed to be a legend,but id never even heard of him til I read about him in a Kurt Cobain book,(dont even remember which),huh go figure....

[Ptrgamb]

It would be nice if someone posted Leary's "Traditional Irish Folk Song"

[vicramerhard]

me too.

[leesagrrl]

I usually like Dennis... but he sure is a delusional freak.

[mjerram]

Dennis Leary is fucking hillarious

[spike6billionand1]

damn it this song is funny

[cacasapo]

Dennis Leary is god. Bow down, you fucking pussies.

[bofocub]

should have talked about 911

[IIIClydeBarrowIII]

Notice he didn't say LUNGS.

Which will be his demise...

[manesco87]

why?

[Vampiro413]

He loves to smoke. He smokes seven-thousand packs a day & he is never fucking quiting.

[burntoast]

Lmao, I saw that skit.

[skadiesel]

everyone rips everyone off. shut up already

[coolishfool]

what a fulfilling life you must lead you dismal fuckin bitch

[jaggermorrison2009]

leary is awesome , the no cure for cancer album is a classic

[oisint2]

at least he knows hes an asshole.. bill hicks ripoff

[coolishfool]

and a sorry excuse for one at that.

[DagoBoogieMan]

Bill Hicks isnt funny.Denis leary is a genius and funny as hell.

[kyanit3]

Bill Hicks is very funny. Denis leary steals jokes.

[edward1159]

hey lets not leave out the women they can be assholes' ive had the occasion to call a woman an asshole to her face as a compliment because i know an asshole when i see one

[mastercell54]

This song suits me so fucking well

[cosmic53933]

it's a song for all us assholes out there

[jstylen1]

i love bein an asshole, it makes me feel good inside!

[Gator4187]

shouldnt it make you feel crappy inside like an asshole.lol

[juggaloshiny]

OMG.. they made a song for me!!!!!!

[DoctaDualist]

I hate Denis Leary, his comedy is weak and annoying, but I still sing along to this song every time I hear it.

[Gamespider10567]

dude you suck doctadualist real clever name wow like no one else uses dualist in their name you sir are an ass

[DoctaDualist]

You sound like my mom.

[Gojira64]

Your mom calls you an ass?

[DoctaDualist]

No, she calls me sir like you gonna learn to, zilla. I call your mom for eh-OK time. then she calls jesus in heaven. come back to me little girl. thnx

[Amirtes]

Every time I miss the toilet and get piss everywhere, this little song plays in my head.

Nah, I don't wipe it up. Fuck 'em.

[assitude11]

im an ass with an attiude lol :]

[Replayer101]

yeah well IM AN ASSHOLE.

[kingknowles2112]

whos little c?

[kingknowles2112]

I Drive really slow in the ultrafast lane

I piss on the seats in puplic restrooms

I walk in the sumeertime and say hows this heat

Sometimes i park in handcaped spaces while handicaped people make handicaped faces

[kingknowles2112]

my feet on my table and a cuben cigar

[pennstaterocks101]

omfg. i think i just looked in a fucking mirror. Ha!

[ABasketCaseCastaway]

How about this heat.....lol all the old people around here say that, then in winter they complain about the cold

[TheHOODLUMdj]

I used to put this record in jukeboxes in diners!

[TheHOODLUMdj]

and people played the hell out of it too!

[CyanoticFuture]

This gives me that special feeling in my subcockle region.

[Burnuts]

2 words "Nuclear Fuckin Weapons"

[rcde4ever]

Long Live the Asshole!

[skutche]

John Wayne's not dead He's frozen! And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out "The Duke" And he's gonna be pretty pissed off You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 million times That's how pissed off "The Duke"'s gonna be I'm gonna get "The Duke" And John Cassavetes And Lee Marvin And Sam Peckinpah And a case of whiskey And drive down to Texas

[theflyingpen]

Who's not dead and who else is he getting?

[FUCKYOU10TUBE]

i am proud to be an American asshole:}

[theatergirl88]

what`s with him grilling hands?

[Captaingamecube]

lol he looks just like the guy who play gil mars in the movie small soldiers.

[libbeingcool]

omg, i love Denise Leary this song is awesome! I am an asshole!

[runabout73]

kick ass

[666filmproduktion]

This song pretty much perfectly describes me.

[bp408]

I'm an asshole & I'm proud of it.

[stewie897]

i'm an asshole

[kavedude77]

A-S-S-H-O-L-E eveybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E.

[Bpanther68]

Denis Leary my favorite whiteboy...Ay-Ay-Ay lol barking at the stuffed cat

[SparkWater]

LOL.. This use to run 24/7 on video jukebox back in the days.

This is a classic..

[paintballove]

I'm so like Denis.

[LAdodgers25]

haha cool guy

[icon54]

Douchebag ripped off louis ck

[avianmosquito]

Shut the fuck up about shit you know nothing about.

[icon54]

I do know shit, you fucking idiot.

[avianmosquito]

that was fast, you must be looking for people to fuck with. Here's a way to do it better:

1. Get on a step stool,

2. tie a rope to a rafter,

3. wrap the other end of the rope around your neck

4. kick the stool.

[icon54]

Is that supposed to offend me?

Leary did rip of louis ck

[avianmosquito]

No, I was hoping you'd do it.

[icon54]

alright, I'll go do it now.

[avianmosquito]

OK, good, bye.

[icon54]

You need therapy if you really wanted someone to die because denis leary ripped off louis ck

[avianmosquito]

You took that seriously? Damn... I knew you were stupid, but... Damn.

[icon54]

you took THAT seriously?

[avianmosquito]

It's over now. shut up.

[Gulanzon]

YouTube award.

[6Cannibal6Lucifer6]

LOL weren't we all?

[markrodgers74]

If ya want to get technical, he actually rippped off Bill Hicks.

[Gamespider10567]

fuck bill hicks

[PeonSanders911]

I wish he would go back to stand up. It didnt get any better than when he gets pissed and starts raving.

[girlydisturbed]

absolutely brilliant :)

love this man

[nimasol1992]

lol

[johnsmithwho01]

This is video is amazing, I hate assholes I guess everyone does, but it's nice to laugh about it and after all we might all be assholes, right?

[avianmosquito]

There are three types of people, dicks, pussis, and assholes. Which are you?

[MusicUCanSee]

So, Mike...whaddya think of the song, anyways?

[araleztri]

Mike? Maitre 'D at Canal Bar?

[crissangelfan6]

ok he sounds like an asshole

[GrandMasterNemace]

he is but he's funny as hell so it's okay

[frodoHATE]

holy shit, i haven't heard this song in a very long time.

[BFuller0712x]

I'd totally fuck that lady in the video.