Kyle Speaks: iPHONE CAN SAVE YOUR LIFE?!

[KyrenDavidRoss]

your hairs purple so is my drink wanna go out some time

[mastercheifrocks1]

worst pickup line

if you were a biiger id pick you first

good pick up line

girl you have 206 bones in the body want one more

[wwetitle818]

Worst line:

You'll do.

[darkhero667]

do i detect the hint of double team????? XD

[gindlesperger145]

your brother kinda looks like you. but i still like you better than him. :)

[SAMxMITRA]

KYLES BROTHER IS FUNNY!!!

[PatBuck10]

my cock died can i bury it in your ass?

[mezmir]

Lol... I've USED the chlorophorm line...

[Tatsuyoujo]

You're brother is really... hot.

[RandomnesswithAriana]

4:25 For some reason...I kept staring at that door stop by his bed. xD

[TTJ141312]

Hey baby u want to play house u can be the door and I will nock u up

[catscratch1111]

the worst pickup line is "well...uh...u go...uhhh......uhhhh... I mean....GO FUCKURSELF" when I first heard that i didnt even know how to respond to that that was the worst fucking thing I ever heard and I laughed my ass off and i guess he got embarrised and ran like a fucking doughe and went to his mom XD wow..didnt think ppl can be that retarded except for Damion XD

[invadernik]

lmaooo do i detect a hint of double team?

[TheLOLman245]

If Your Really Bored, Enable The Transcribe Audio Captions. its hillarious!

[freetweak]

do i detect a hint of double team??!?!?!?

[powderedwater67]

Yeah Kyle, I was at this sperm bank and some guy there turned to the nurse behind the desk and said, "Hey Baby, you come here often." Wow, just wow.

[rileycrowd45]

"you'll do"



[tiffanyspencerTV]

"u make my soft drive a hard drive" thats my dads pickup line for hot chicks

[Nightcrawlerchick]

Would you like to be with a stud tonight? I've got the STD now all I need is U :D

[wwetitle818]

@Nightcrawlerchick pure...freakin....GENIUS

[LovedSorrow101]

"Let's act like fat polarbears and break the ice....With our lovemaking"

"Excuse me but your ass read 'mating season' and well, my monkey is very lonely."

XD

[thisis26]

nice legs...they open?

[dogymon]

does this rag smell like chloriphorm to you?

[Cphilly1000]

are your parents ass holes cuz ur the shit

[XxShadowNinjaZeroxX]

is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me lol

[bray124124]

What's The One With The Mysterious White Liquid Coming Out Of Kyle's Mouth?

[a7xgreatestfan6661]

i have a dog named spanky too!!!

[DAINNNN1]

WORST PICKUP LINE= I HAVE 20 BUCKS AND A PRE-OWNED BLUE LIFESTYLES

[TurtlesAreCool13]

Worst pickup line is: WUNNA FANTA?

[TheBakenator]

hey kyle whats your last name lolz

[FireSpiritKc]

TEETH VAGINA!!!

[SkullsBass]

hey my dick just died can i bury it in your ass....

[badkrama13]

@SkullsBass dude i've heard that be 4 where U get it

[MrHilariousness]

nice shoes... ima fuck u now

[StopRunningKid]

Hey Bitch, are you a wolf because I WANT TO FUCK YOU!!!!

[BebbeIsOnline]

deaddy s home

[937benji253]

i have a black lab named spanky lol

[Thekeybladewielder5]

worst pick up line

is your name gillet

cuz your the best a man can get

[DoinkleProductions3]

hey, i lost my pants, can i get in yours?

[ColeFilth]

Let's play titanic. Everytime i say ICEBERG you go down. ;D

My favorite. Pick this one Kyle! =]

[RockingMinors]

"hoe make me a sammich!"

[cornflakes2933]

can i stand next to you, cuz i farted over there. works every time ;)

[sydvicious620]

the worst yet funniest pick up line i ever heard was your ass is shaped like a heart and i wanna break it

[strawberryvanilla85]

“You told her you peed on dogs… and that didn’t work?” Ah that’s definitely my favorite part. Kyle’s brother is awesome.

[x9xsnakemanx9x]

ba dpick up line if you were a booger i would pick you first

[doinyourmom23]

kyles brother is hot and so is kyle lol :D

[ninjabehindtree]

hey girl i fucked ur sister but i wanna fuck you.

[HeartBronkenAngel]

Whats the name of the song in the beginning?

[CamillesCausingChaos]

@HeartBronkenAngel; For The Win!-Mirrored Theory.

[HeartBronkenAngel]

@CamillesCausingChaos thank you!!!

[Marcusvlogs]

13cm.

[89KANDYGIRL]

you and your brother are both fuckin hot

[megarne]

the dude has the same hair as me

fucking awesome

[sinshiro]

Well IDK if this counts as a pick up line but I once said to a girl. "Lets Watch Star Trek" In an attempt to change the subject Away from her wanting to bob on my nob. And she still wanted to fuck me...

[TheEdward4ever]

worst pickup line - "will you please fuck me? if you don't, god will kill a kitten and domo-kun"

[NEJI1994D]

I don't know what is the worst line, but i liked the glasses, make me remember the super mario, really funny.

im thinking ,and if super mario done those little eyes to princess peach???

yeeeaaaa!????

[bdavinci75]

squeeze my ass til i cum out of my mouth

[CougarBloom]

The worst pickup line would be..."Your hot, want to go out?"

Obviously, girls don't like being loved by only their looks. It turns them into unmarried, pregnant whores.

[jigeriepoker]

For the harry potter fans. I'm wamping my willow thinking about u

[TheDementedbacon]

I actually said this to a girl when she asked me to hold her purse "Ugh... You're like ugh... Hot ... And you're like talking to me..."

Chicks dig guys who act dumb

[Aced0155]

does this rag smell like chlorophorm

[notyouraveragething]

one time i was in the library and this guy went up to my friend and said hey girl you're hot, take this drug. no joke it was creepy as hell

[SuperMouthBlaber]

Worst pickup line I've ever heard waz, hey babe, wanna suck my eyelids?

[k4in1zere]

are your legs tired?....because i wanna FUCK YOUR ASS BIYATCH!

[MichaelJackson9091]

this is the worst to say to a a girl so u have a party in in cristmas and holloween when can i come in between

[MichaelJackson9091]

@MichaelJackson9091 oops its not that one i said it wrong its if your left leg is christmas and your right leg is holloween when can i come visit between the holidays

[sneakysam2901]

"Hey Beautiful" that shit is fucking over-used. If ur a guy don't use it.

[nathancooper48]

i wish u were my homework so i could do u on the table

[SiLV3RxPuNiSH3R]

I will hurl semen at you if you don't let me have sexual intercourse with your sock

[capitarox]

what song is in the and end of this video?

[jinx1993]

do you work at subway, cause you've just given me a footlong.

[leonXpwns]

hey! does this smell like chloroform?

[jamban411]

I hear there is a party at your ankles!! let's invite your pants down...

[fullfire250]

here is a pick up line my ex boyfriend made "I'm like glue I'll stick with you forever"

I immediately thought... wtf?! and almost wanted to tell him he was a corny bastard that has no life except for his hobby to jack off with a picture of his cousin ( who by the way is gay) ^-^

[wolfieishemo]

PENIS .......Love the vid

Its obvious you guys are brothers yall have a similar face............

BALLS

[Phedias992]

luke your hair looks like a penis... lukes cumbck to that is ure mums a penis.........

[LazeeBanana]

is your name alice because you take me to wonderland

[yodaman322]

heres a pickup line:

im like a rubix cube, the mroe you paly with me the harder i get

[pupperish]

U should have ur own show called KyleSpeaks lol!!!

[xxfersurebabexx]

Roses are red violets are blue when i shit i think of u :D

P.s UR BRO IS HAWT!

[fezanater777]

Roses are red violts are blue I have worts and so will you

[IsadoraCullen17]

I swear i get tiredof hearin this one... r u from tennessee cause ur the only 10 i see.

WHAT THE FUCK.

[xxxgir]

kyle can i fuck your little brother?

[TheInFormer500]

could i fuck some of your friends... please or maybe some cereal... cmon, cmon man

[jampk24]

What do you say if we go out on a date? Have some chicken, maybe some sex... You know, see what happens.

[ChrizzxDness]

How about.. If iCould rearange the alphabet. iWould put U in between F And CK.

Or my name is Doug.. That's God spelled backwards. with a little bit of U in it (:

[TheZombiept2]

The worst pick up line is mine, to a girl.

If your left leg was christmas, and your right was new years, I would love to be in between. :]

[thinhcao10]

worst pick up line : will you have sex with me?

[Riverondo]

If you can fit in my pants, jump in.

[Emilioisinsane1]

worst pick up line would be ugly girls need love 2

my mom told me to never talk to strangers but i think my cock reconizes u

[CougarBloom]

@Emilioisinsane1 ...Say that in english please...?

[TheColorblind420]

i would like to fist your ass

[xxxgir]

my worst pick up line me and my friends have ever used are as follows

will you sleep in my bush? in which my lesbian friend replied as long as i dont have to trim it

hey sexy palm tree can i see your coconuts?

and of course the best one ever

will you be the mexican gnome that lives in my vagina?

[GreenPencil305]

QOD: Are you from the jungle? cuz you drive me wild!

[LandonToney1234]

Rap is just perverts talking about their sex lives

[SaraIsBackWithMeds]

@LandonToney1234 rap stands for Retards Attempting Poetry...that says it all :D

[MsRocker47]

@LandonToney1234

Not all.

Eminem doesnt rap about his sex life.

[pokerstud001]

@LandonToney1234 Loser

[sasori1587]

your brother has a flesh tunnel?

[crazyperson1093]

woooo nirvana!!! <3 u and ur bro dude...ahahahaha

[jakie4444]

the worst i ever herd was do i hent a 3way comming on (all i can say the guy who said it is 2000 leages under the sea nuf said)

[TheSteinmetz342]

lol your bro is awsome

[XXFoxRacingChick69XX]

this accuatly happened.

i said:"im cold"

he said:"my dick is cold, can i warm it up between your thighs?"

[Joe198969]

Holey shit he does look like Mathew McCaughnhey if he was a back up guitarist for nirvana

[THEninja147]

i cant stop laughing at the captions!

[palemaster123]

QOD: are you jamaican cuz your ja maican me crazy

[MrScottStep]

"hey, wanna come back to mine? i'm friends with kyle's brother you know"

[QuakeMan63]

can i search your magical cave XD

[PokemonmasterCJ]

Hi, I have a penis.

[07gmclover]

i want a 100 doller bill tattooed on my dick because girls like to blow money

[Matikz007]

lol at that being his real GF XD

[Konman804]

I would like to fist your ass

[toffeespartan]

whats the song at the beginning of these videos?

[esquog842]

@toffeespartan ftw by mirrored theory

[pyromanx6]

cock.

[crystalmon098]

worst pick up line: I WANNA FUCK YOU!

[Bergstrom1726]

TITS OR GTFO

[monkey12121312]

are you a man? cuz i think thats a penis.

[farmer1710]

is there a mirror in your pocket cause i can see myself in your pants

[MaxBobcat]

worst pickup line: anything that stars off with "hey mom..."

[musiclover3150]

Pickup line:

"Hey are ur parents retarded?" (yes,no,wtf?)

"cause u sure are special"

[a7xcoreya7z]

"Hey, do you have any band-aids?" [usually followed by 'no, why'] "because I skinned my knees falling for you."

"Do you sleep on your stomach?" [usually followed by a 'Yes', 'Sometimes' or 'No']

..."Can I?"

"If you're left leg was Thanksgiving, and your right was Christmas, would you mind if I visited you between the holidays?"

"Was your daddy a farmer? [she answers]

Because I'm lovin' those melons!"

[warriorsmithery]

"wanna see my collection of unborn baby fetus' ?" gets em every time

[iHchurch]

GET YOUR PAWS OFF ME YOU DAMN DIRTY APE! That usually gets em.

[c0dyviera]

want some candy?

[freak11114]

your a girl, im a guy, how bout we get a bottle of tequila and i will fuck you in the ass while singing yankee doodle dandy?

[HELLBENTSTIB]

Well if your tired you can borrow my bed, and I'll watch so no thieves or rapist will sneak in my bed with you.

Hey lets fuck im a man and you need cock.

Wanna make a video just me and you, we will call it facial expressions of an anal first timer.

[kylechunk]

do you work a subway cause your making me a footlong

[mahilavanilla]

r u a farmer cuz u sure know how to raise a cock

[EminemIsKindaGood]

ZOMFG OMGROFLCOPTER YOU'RE PREEEEEEETY! Let's fuck.

[88sawedoff]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

[Flattrack450r]

is there a mirror in your pocket cause i can see myself in your pants

[Flattrack450r]

Here drink this till im cute or Ive heard sex is a killer want to die happy? or is your dad a thief because someone stole the stars and put them in your eyes

[potatoelover95]

did you shit cause you're blowin me away

[dmoneyhomer3]

I'm Fred Flindstone and I have an Erocktion

[SuperJohn1011]

r u a pokemon because iwant to peekatchu

[SuperJohn1011]

i pissed on a dog once it bit my balls the later after i went tothe hostpital and got stiches i sneesed and the stich pop out i went to the hostpital again and right when i walked out that fucker with the jumbsuit and the orange afro kick me in the balls

[claypiesexygod]

Let me see your juicy flange you strange whore.

Thats how i got with my girl...

Kyle i totally want to give you some money so i can fly you over to britain and watch while u do funny shit. I got great blow man. You need anyone killed you let me know.

[freqgirl2u]

1) Did you blow bubbles when you were a kid? He's back in town & wants your number. (more of a joke but makes me laugh every time I hear it)

2) Nice boots. Wanna F*ck?

[1234567890ad45]

Hey How Would You Want To Come Back To My Van For Some Candy And Then A Game Of Dare.

[bps19882006]

Here's the worst thing anyone probably could ever say.

Would you like to spank my monkey while i watch bugs bunny flash his dick to Elmer fudd.

[superfreak1095]

hehehehehehehe ur almost as funny as ray william johnson i hope you get somewhere in life unlike most you2ubers

[MrEpiC123]

You must be magnetic because you made my balls drop.

[ConnerFirehawk]

the worst pick up line i heard is

""If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?""

[IxQuickScopexI]

I have herpes lets fuck

[mymothersmeatloaf]

I'm a ninja would you like to see my sword?

[levimsd3]

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.

Do you want to see something swell?

Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!

[ComaLand]

the last pick up line i saw that i had a feeling wouldn't ever work,

GET IN THE VAN

[YodaMeis]

QOTD: Did it hurt?

What?

When you fell out of the sky...couse you look like shit!

[TheNocturnal666]

I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU DONT HAVE SEX WITH ME.

Works every time.

[lolkmc]

hope your into beastiality cuz ima do you doggy style

[burndalite]

My favorite pickup line is either "Have you ever been tickled from the inside?"/"Would you like to be?" or "I can't wait until we are -2 inches from each other".

[Gshift]

The worst pick-up line? Hmmm...

So I walk up rite behind sum fine ass bish and softly whisper in her ear, "Guess who... mah penis." Then I slowly slip mah number into her blouse and disappear into the night...

THE END.

[JamesJohnson3rd]

Fuck it this shit is boring let me take you to the bedroom

[MrMatthewSugar]

Hey, how you doing?

[InfernalExuro]

I see you have a mouth. Wanna go get something to eat?

[dudec65]

I farted.....let's have sex :O

[phycokittysadogwasha]

the worst pick up line i have ever herd came from some guy ona chat site he told me he wanted me to suck the cream out of his ass or it might be hey babe "you wana do it like they do on the discovery chanel" to wich i replyd "what you mean viciously maul you to death for getting in my space?"

[SnazzyMonocle]

Are you a pokemon?

CAUSE I CHOOSE YOU :D

[bdk0000]

is that a mirror in your pants cuz i can see myself in you

[ImDaveTheWave]

ok here's the worst ever

Life's a big dick

And i have a life

[360lateflip]

th word of the day is legs, wanna go back to my place and spread "the word"

[SenorVlady777]

I had an iphone once. Then one day a magical pink unicorn appeared from a rainbow portal and grabbed it with its mouth and ate it then crapped it out into a pile of crap.

[V00deuxify]

for some reason (out of total randomness) I thought of this, cause I am a nerd and found this funny... it applies to DnD:

Hey babe, I just rolled a 20 on my charismatic roll, which means you are so into me that we should just go fuck.

*She gets up and begins to walk away*

SAVING THROW! *throws a beer bottle at her head and knocks her out*

Score!

[medhurst4]

if one leg was chrismus and the other new years can i see whats in between

[Matrixleon9]

what for music is this name wtf i???

[ffdfds]

hey you know that earthquake in haiti...wanna know how it happened? Fuck me and you will find out

[rosehower]

my friend was asked "wanna come gigg frogs sweetheart?"

at a bar, no frogs anywhere... a strange request. did not work to say the least

[unholypitofdoom]

Not so much the as a pick up line more like a pick up action.

My friend played "Suck My Dick" by DJ Valentino, while performing humping motions in the general direction of a group of girls.

[TheInFormer500]

oki bad pickup line: i think im a raindroop caus im falling for you

[ohmyfrickengod]

My ex told me this awsome pick up line

"Would you like to get some pizza and have sex"

"ew no"

"whats wrong babe? don't like pizza"

[mymadness177]

Suit up! (while undoing the belt) That what my friend said to a girl.

[fuckfuckfoo]

"yo bitch, wanna grab a pizza and FUCK!?!?" works best when drunk ;)

[mojomojo7869]

"i smell fish!"

always works a charm

[Lenabell77]

Oh Kyle

. . .oh How I love the way you rant about life, I do miss it so . . .