How to be an Assassin

[masterassassinvahko]

FAIL

[kingkillerchavez1]

thnx i killed 3 ppl using this techniche in assins creed

[AppleJellyBro]

Because dressing in a white robe gently pushing people and blending where there are no scholars makes you unseen... Na I'm kidding. Great video, good tips, decent amount of comedy and okay editing. You've got a like from me!

[RockStarClan1]

AWKWARD



[MrJiTusk]

This video is amasing and you should feel amasing.

[5yegor]

ON 0:17 IDIOT!

[sharefull36]

Can you make a video of how you made that OTF blade?

[stanNwes]

Very cool, you are a very well trained assassin, i hope to see you in the brotherhood meeting this saturday in republica de venezia. My name is Dimitri.

[assasinehoch10]

fail

[mishyswordslover123]

EPIC FAIL!!!! I think he needs to be more swift and steathly!

[mishyswordslover123]

i think he should wear something a little more unnoticable. thumbs if you agree

[123johnnyknoxville]

cool costume were did you buy it sooooooooooooooooooooooo coooollllll



[tmotheman]

Lol sweet how'd u get the costume?

[kungfume2]

Borat?

[kenan2438]

cool chlothes dude and video it is ultra cool and awesome i will like it 100% sure but only for good video

[GatisSturis]

Whata fuck , are u stupid noob !

[jmstewart422]

Is that palo alto

[KingBannanas]

I lol'd all over the floor when he was walking touching every1

[gwilliam96]

Are you borat!

No?

You sure?!

Umm let me check...no!

[loublez1]

at 3:34 i was like LOL

[jayrockthesun]

that sword looks soooo real

[xMEXICANPRIDE300]

i was an assassin but i took an arrow to the knee

[LokitheCajun]

@xMEXICANPRIDE300 I was a gladiator, but I took an arrow to the knee.

[AZATTACK1]

Kill the boy.

[rasslytam1]

To be a true assassin, you need to wear special clothes that tells everyone you're an assassin

[badboman]

@rasslytam1 you must also have fake weapons

[LokitheCajun]

@rasslytam1 Or have a shiny bald head....

[drawsome224]

i hope he kild that littel ass hole kid jk

[drawsome224]

lol i wondered if he had the fake sword and if he did how manny cops stoped him

[Cronizone]

Lol I used to stealth at night and I was caughtonce but got away.

[jammers789]

I watched this now I steal mail hahaha mail thief for the win

[tattoelmejor1]

I own a katana

[wocaulo9090]

scumbag~! lol

[TheOneGamer1988]

so where was the blood feather confirming the kill?

[gutie22876]

how much was the blade



[SuperSonicXtv]

lol



[SuperSonicXtv]

a kid robed u

[k3nbacc]

AHAHAHAHAHA :D

[grmbanzon]

why are you gentle pushing them if they're like a foot away?

[RspsGuyThatNeedsHelp]

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAA­H

[KineticNK]

To be a true assassin, you must film yourself while assassinating

[Chefirchik]

тупыепиндосыхуйпереведёте!!!11­

[thegtafanz]

2:52 that wasnt really helpfull

[beastdemontkiller]

beast

[MineMurphydog]

Me: HEY! kid in white in gonna kill you!!!

*He walks leisurely behind a couple walking their dog*

Me: omigod!!! whered he go!!!

[ChilotteGoesCrazy]

I love the peoples reactions when you push them!!!:D they're like "what the .....? Why do you push me!"

[dimlight49]

HAHAHA "Are you Brüno?" Lol.

[OfficialBizkit]

How to be a virgin all your life.

[asiaavirb11hndko]

lol...

[Wowfreakske]

funny as hell

[alizalez7]

Ur just a big embarrassment for urself

[CODgamerX]

He's not following the code. He left his dagger

[goku1550]

and you're looking more like a monk

[goku1550]

you're just touching people not pushing them and at a long range stupid

[CTcCaster]

Printed in real blood? LOL

[Ttutson9]

Whered u get the cosstume

[xXBl4cKH4wKzXx]

Made me laugh how innapropiate this guy looks in the crowd. Hahah

[Nomad3455]

schoolboy creed

[dbstpable]

this was funy

[assassain54]

to hide ar id and looks u need to make a normal hood with a cape around ur mouth so it hides ur looks more

and dress normally and have long sleeve

make a hidden blade from a tutorial and u do not need other weapons but a gun ;)

then finaly to blend walk right next to a adult/person when u want to strike u must follow him like ezio when no ones around ATTACK then quickly walk dont run or they will suspect you and that is all u nee to know

[bonkersstudio]

..... Yes blending in to your surroundings by wearing that in public... it's not 1502

[PrimeTimePlayer519]

"Whose the one responsible for this?!?!"

[RogueKnight24]

I think that's an abuse on the Gentle Push xD

[GTA4masta]

70 templars disliked this

[jdoust007]

Bruno is a movie,

He goes around dressed weirdly and does weird stuff

[jdoust007]

Bribing is a movie

The guy does weird things like dress up I'm weird stuff and see how ppl react

[iLoveEpicFails1]

Haha that is win!

[MrAnimekido]

wow ppl are stupid, and tht rule is fail..... first off how could ppl not notice a person wearing all white wit armor and a sword walking around touching everone he passes........ second this fat guy eating fries or something has the nerv to come up to him and ask "are u bruno" wh- who the fuck is bruno cause i dont know..... do u guys know please reply ....... jeez fagets these years

[holysaman]

@MrAnimekido you do realise this is a joke right?

[jmalpwns56]

HAHAHAHAHA i almost threw up laughing watching this!!! XD

[Noobkiller259]

If he was caught with that OTF knife he would've been arrested

[TheSamasi]

Altair means: 'The Flying one' and it's a star on the Eagle constellation.

[TriforceMan07]

1509 in italy: they saw an assassin killing a guardian and they run in circles.

now: you have been touched and they call the police

[Videofool12]

really made me lol xD

[DarthVader8146]

5:07 someone got own'd

[sandu097]

hate the music

[mubashirful22]

very nice,..

[TheTalkingMushroom]

HEY ! my name is ernest !  woops im f*cked.

[MultiMadmanmax]

No such thing as too many weapons? Hey Chuck NOrris! ovah here!

[thenatabat]

nice bed sheet

[TheAmonamarth17]

I always have something to cover my eyes like an assassin when i go somewhere i never go with free eyes if ypu understand what i mean

[xSonsofNerox]

HHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ZDude55]

pickpocket at 9:10 lol

[scopt2]

lol my name is actually Altair. Means "the bird" and my full name is Altair, "the bird" Michael, "one who is like God" Sweeting, "One who is sweet and gentle".

[scopt2]

lol my name is actually Altair. Altair Sweeting.

[Gameplay328]

@scopt2 o.o altair is arab name are you arab

if ur prove me

from where are u?!

altair was in masyaf and ezio was in italia + in the Turk

[lknfineafta5]

it was pretty cool ow you did that but some people where weirded out when you where touching everyone while walking and following people and when you ran into that black guy was that on purpose or just did you plan that??

[Cataclysm131]

so many things wrong here...

1) foam dagger and plastic sword

2) you dont have to touch people to stealthily get past, just walk around them

3) Altair doesn't cross his fingers to Prayer Blend, he touches the fingertips together (cept his ring fingers)

4) assassins dont roll unless they jump and fall for a great distance beforehand

5) you can't sprint with a sword or other weapon unless its a hidden blade

6) you dont look up when sitting on a bench

7) you dont blend when thers no people

[Alexhrd]

@Cataclysm131 not sure if troll... or massive retard...

[Cataclysm131]

@Alexhrd just troll

[Sanity3000]

You look like the freaking KKK

[OgjowKurojack14]

The "Prayer Blend" is not always the best blend :p

[theant2001]

Rule 8: never forget your weapon you left your dagger LOL!

[DexterEvilGenius]

so you look like altair in present day and use a sword... no one can ever detect you!!!

[IDONTKNOWWHOIMAM]

did you realy kill a kid??

[IDONTKNOWWHOIMAM]

i dont know that Altar is so weak

[IDONTKNOWWHOIMAM]

what the hell

[3underdog7]

Great now any Templar watching this video will know our ways

[TShi0]

Roflmao.

[WoWTutorialzz]

The people were all like: What the..hell? Did you just fucking touch me?

[gijoe529440]

@WoWTutorialzz He is pretending to pickpocket

[NoobyNoobful]

Rule #3: Stealthy and unnoticable. Mhmm after you pushed them, they were all like WTFUX?

[kungfuquincey]

4:52 you forgot your knife lol!

[Spldg]

у американских усерков совсем фимоз начался,пиздец просто

[atomicnuke11]

Haha I have tht sword

[ManiacInferno666]

у американской школоло начались каникулы

[poorunicorn]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Capoknin]

Fix the music it not good

[Alecmunk]

nexst time a bit more snikie

[ZapBlock]

haha,, i laughed at 10# :P

[NyMostWanted7]

Its not called blending in its called stalking

[rsbuddbot]

ya in step 3 just go in a colorful crowd and your in white easy to spot

[indieRPF]

im sure your bruno?

[123offensive]

Why you hit(or pat) people on the back?

[Jvizzlezz]

@123offensive That's what Altair does in the games.

[AssassinAir]

Foam Sword

[vxDAZZAvx]

are you borat?... no.. are you bruno? no.. BAHAHAH

[Chrisstinnaa]

Somebody should make an AC video and have a group of courtesans to hire xD lmao

[olkaer123]

you put the ASS in assassin........lmfao good video.

[Jackalpredator]

Red cloth is behind on the Altair's suit.... Sub-Zero and Scorpion has it in front....

[bugoy111]

@Jackalpredator Altair wears a ROBE :)

[697march]

i love the looks people were giving you.

[Shadow9331]

dude u should have made hum pop out behind the couch lke a ninja and slit his throat lol

[longlax]

didnt know people still sent letters

[GamerArmerus]

I see the hidden blade at 00:53 being very in-effective on so many levels.

[Halofreak8869]

Fail on rule #8, he left his dagger

[VvLoneGreyWolf]

rofl... xD 

[hammerdude9able]

nice hidden blade , tutorial?

[duality13x]

its the old man eating popcorn!!!!

[109sokka]

you know he forgot his dagger

[ToddAndOllyComedy]

stealth sneak througth the *MASSIVE* crowds of 12 people and push every single one out of the way. 3:35 and 3:53 GRASS STAINS

[ToddAndOllyComedy]

stealth sneak througth the *MASSIVE* crowds of 12 people and push every single one out of the way.

[avatarhawk1]

Since when is pushing nearby people in Assassin's Creed clothing stealthy? lmao

[N3llyful]

shut up

[avatarhawk1]

@N3llyful

Bro Stfu, don't comment on my shit. It was a fuckin joke dumbass

[Bi0s7t4r]

Unnoticable? everybody was stearing in you thinkin` ,,what is this freak doing,, lol i rly love assassins <3 "D

[wout326]

/watch?v=LRu6C7icnSk&feature=r­elated

believe me impossible

[wilcaswell]

the fat man should have died!!

[FinalFantasyCenter]

How to be an Assassin

Step 1: Don't film yourself doing anything, ever

Step 2: Don't film yourself!

Step 3: ???

Step 4: DON'T F****** FILM YOURSELF KILLING PEOPLE!!

[N3llyful]

step 1 u shod shut the f*** up and get a f*** life man and us assassins are not killing people for fun e do i cus thay did a relly bad thig

[FinalFantasyCenter]

@N3llyful What kind of English is that? I can't understand anything. Your spelling made me laugh so hard. Thanks for that. However, someone who believes he's an Assassin is telling "me" to get a life? Wow, i suggest you crawl back to your hole and play Assassins Creed. And just for the record, i just made a joke. But this world unfortunately also contains people like you, who take everything literally. Which is very annoying and makes you look unintelligent. And by the way, you said only 1 step.

[mralan72799]

@N3llyful Dude, *Facepalm* it's a joke....

[NewAgeMusicN]

The way of the assassin is to blend in with society. Just sayin

[hoss101010]

never forget ur wepon he forgot his knife lol

[lilcummy]

3:49 i wonder what they'll be getting up to

[nekrokulter]

are you Borat? ^^

[CrAzYTrAiN225]

Imagine what all the people in the crowd were thinking

[YiaMdj]

hidden blade is actualy 3 times aslong, and an assassin does not walk the street with very remarkable clothes on and does not touch every asshole he sees it is just retarded. and you dont have to pray at a children's game too it is unnecesary

[GameKidTV2]

@YiaMdj dude he isnt praying thats what altair does in the 1st game when he has to blend

[dragonup56]

why didnt u get 1 real knife?

[MrMatthewwylie]

Mega 64 rip off

[Terissimo1]

bad bad bad

[Mr114pantelis]

what a stupid video but nice try

[DashinPuma]

The 59 people who dislike this video are the souls of the people who were assassinated. ;D

[YourMom7962]

he's lying! dont listen to him, he IS a borat

watever that is >.>

[TheDarking111]

epic fail at 3:33

[TheDarking111]

rule #1 4 assassinations dress like the people do rule #2 act like a normal guy

[TheDarking111]

@TheDarking111 hi me lol

[jungelown99]

1:10 the guy noticed you :)

[DaBoxBoy97]

How much is your blade?

[Tylerdapwnzer456]

Those people must think you're a stalker

[Kraiitu1412]

ARE YOU BORAT? lol

[ogetxbigo]

HA 1:21 TO 1:23 U HIT A HOMEE(:

[Sexaulchocalte100]

they don't like it when you freee run in school

[MyJoseph73]

THATS WHAT I WANNA DO IN COLLEGE

[ASSASSINGAMESuk]

@ASSASSINGAMESuk Hello me :D

[resistance1029]

How humiliating

[Catguyfilms]

U sucked no offense

[godslayer137]

be an assassin by touching people's ass as you walk by.

[jackthejoe333]

Thumbs up if you got killed by trying this!

[Dbenightcrawler]

oh yea and where ur doin that lil blend in crowd skill (it works at school when someones chasing u) KEEP UR HANDS DOWN xD

[Dbenightcrawler]

lol u looked wierd and VERY noticable on rule 3 and 4 (lol i kno this video is jst to be funny)

but modern day u can be an assassin

jst wear like some dark jeans, white hoodie, make sure wen ur killing a target that ur hood DOESNT FALL OFF XD (the reason for a hood is to hide ur face), and like some common knives and crap and ur set :D

[Pivotdiddyx]

eh... what happened to rule number 8? you forgot the knife the target disarmed from you.