WALKING DOESN'T EQUAL HOMELESS!

[anskiusz]

I once had this friend who would every now and then get a ride home from school... it would've taken her 4 minutes home by foot. Oh god how it annoyed me :D Sometimes I walked home for almost 10 times the time she did and this chick kept whining about her oh so long 4 MINUTE WALK HOME, I never whined, guess that's 'cause I love walking and fresh air.

[KatalinaVasile]

And WHY do you give so much damn about 'em thinking u r homeles???????!!!!!! Let them think whatever they want...

[ERCHASJUmusic]

U sound like country guy

[lunarain19]

LOL! I know exactly how you feel. It happens to me all the time. They are usually bigger people too. hahaha.

[shawashley100]

they are looking at you because they feel sorry for the way you look

[ellsiebell4]

and the 557 hates are from people who drive by in cars and pity people who walk lolololol



[bradalfk]

I can't believe you are so upset that someone would go out of their way to make sure you didn't need a ride somewhere >.<

[345bbcc]

shut up!!! there are more than 50,000 homeless people in the country who wander the streets all day and dont get any sympathy at all. You are a lucky bastard who doesnt deserve all that you have, yet you still have the nerve to complain because there are good people willing to help the less fortunate (or who they think is the less fortunate) because it is a slight inconvenience for you!

[jordanndeck]

@345bbcc It's comedy, shut up

[KelliexRawr]

I mute the video and watch a cute guy go on and on about.. Well... Can't hear, right? :3

[NaomiSatoism]

Okay, this is probably not a good time to say this, but you are really handsome. You have gorgeous eyes...

[princess22214]

ik how u feel

[alyssa735]

You are a crabby something or other..stop being angry at people being polite.

By the way, you should cry about it.

[Melbourne619]

LOL LEAVE CHRIS ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[makeupstar515]

@Melbourne619 lol thats an awesome comment!!!!

[ItzBlastoize]

WTF is wrong with you dick head, you must have fucken mental problems or something you weird kid

[Lively0101]

I think you'd prefer to watch a masculine homosexual act foolish. Your on the wrong channel...

[sepifi]

"Don't feel sorry for ME because I ex-er-ciiise!" Lol! Amen to that!

[soyactriz92]

lmfao i love him!!!!!!

[lexigirl714]

Never laughed so hard til I saw this!!

[0869605bnm]

georgous eyes

[ShadyisLove313]

Your eyes are so pretty.(:

[Mahomie4Life4Ever]

The truth is revealed... but not in the best way.

[Strawberry111899]

xD love the way u talk.

[SapphireTides]

this whole video is a lie. no one would offer you a ride.

[PepperLust1]

@JaredSPeters because most americans believe it or not can be selfless at times and are willing to help others. there is nothing wrong with offering someone a lift

[PepperLust1]

chris..you should be glad ppl actually give a shit and want to help you. ok? dont take peoples concern and helpfulness as an insult, take it as a compliment. i do. i dont have a car at the moment and i thank everyone who attempts to help me a smile and a no thank you.

[volcomlove180]

amen! i hear ya chris lol

[jocelynaleksa]

I love Chris <3

[TheDarkSideHasTacos]

I love this. "Just because I'm not out polluting the planet and obeses as hell..."

[emogirl638309]

thats a bit mean i dont sit on my ass and im fat

[PepperLust1]

@emogirl638309 he doesn't want people to insult him but he is ok with insulting others. what a jerk.

[TheLyricsgirl123]

So true Chris!!!

[titique1]

hahahaha that's funny

[begleykri]

exactly everyone is a fatass now and no one walks anywhere. pathetic.

[21April853BC]

Use a bike next time!

[jessicadorlac]

Amen!

[MYNAMEWAZTAKEN]

He's crazy when he's dressed as a man... when he's dressed as a woman he's pretty feckin awesome :P

[cuongnhu246]

Where I live, when ever I take a walk, people try to run over me ...dunno why :(

[xTearsMayStainBloodx]

okk imma take a walk and @sroebuck117 Insane and proud bitch! talk shit get hit.

[sroebuck117]

Jesus, you are insane. Please get on some meds. AND STOP TALKING LIKE YOUR GHETTO

[tiinaohh]

@sroebuck117 chris is amazing, fuck you.

[KristenDanielleLea]

@jdeoxys just get off this video didnt someone teach you that if you aint got nothin nice then dont say it? chris is my idol atleast he has enough balls to be his self and not care what people think. i bet you's one of dem people that say haterz gon' hate. yeah well you no what you being a fucking hater get a fucking life DONT HATE APPRECIATE you jealous fucking dick! and i love black people but seriously get da'fuck over your self. and guess what asshole?! I FUCKING LOVE CHRIS CROCKER<3 BITCH!

[PepperLust1]

@KristenDanielleLea chris doesn't say very nice things..so you can't say we shouldn't say nice things and keep them to ourselves when he blatantly insults others all the time.

[magnusbanerocks]

Damn chicken legs....lolz!

[LegendaryTruong]

AHHAH, made my day. You're hilarious

[YeSeulKim1]

Lol love u Chris

[MrBlitzcracker]

Blah I'm guilty, I kinda assumed that of a guy who came into 711 last night /palmface

[mickeycat9923]

pause at 1:09 hahaha

[Juliankawaiikau]

Hahaha I know what you mean Chris people at my work will say "I saw you walking on the highway this weekend are you ok?" Lolz

[PrimoBassOfficial]

1:36 eye lid seizure

[hersinkingheart2007]

BAHAHA this was the story of my life last year! lmao. i didn't have a car and had to walk around everywhere..lmao and everyone assumed i was homeless! & even if they knew i wasn't homeless, people would automatically feel like they should take pity on me because i had to walk home a lot of the time. lol SO LAME!

[chikchick90210]

His vids make my day

[Twainieify]

Answer to the first question, cuz you're hot

[dragonsammy1]

turn on subtitles and look at it at 2:10

[christinawoodman]

wtf are you kidding me?

[WordBelmont]

O_o i just go for a long run everyday...

[PassTheQuestion]

I feel the same exact way!

[dezireecrowshoe]

your awesome ...lol.. love ya

[dancinggirl2510]

Damn overreaction much?

[Massiveskinsfan93]

@dancinggirl2510 Not really. It is pretty damn ridiculous that people are "concerned" when they see someone taking a walk. It says a lot about Americans in society, and indeed society in other parts of the world.

[narusasusakufan147]

Anyone know what happened between him and danny???

[MrSuspiciousPerson]

I've never had this happen to me before. Maybe those people want something else? Maybe they wanna have sex with Chris Crocker.

[Smilez12love]

hahahahahahahhaha looove you!!!

[TheHihi555]

Shanaynay as a boy.

[medusamythology]

@TheHihi555 ROFL!! SOOO TRUUU!!

[sarra1123]

@TheHihi555 : HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH­H!!!

[NRGstudioz]

how funny!

[brittcoop077]

youre eyes are awesome!

[berryfunny14]

@shakeynah1 me too :DDD and "im sick of this shit, imma bout to yank some shit!" xD freakin funniest thing everrr :D XD

[goatencopyrighted]

America fucking sucks it's as simple as that. Yes I know it's only like that in certain cities and/or certain states but there are millions of more reasons to say american sucks so yeah. :)

[LisaSpringfield]

lol no one's done that for me.

[chanel4life62]

I think I pissed from laughing.

[NeverScreamGoodbye]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

[MsNikkiScissorsz]

Omg this shit made meh laugh mii ass off.!! ahaha

[saveourevnirement]

cracked up at this xD

[LilWill927]

132451467463524567354673264567­32654623462534 blinks in 214 seconds

[sorandomremix03]

That's right girl lol ily!

[PurplePuppyPoison]

This made me laugh SO HARD. xD "Just because I'm walkin' my damn chicken legs down the road they think I'm damn homeless."

[wakacar122]

It's cause your pretty... they just wanna talk to you.

[SertiitPerriii]

woww LOVE YOU ! <3(=

[lilmissloveyou]

I love youu chris..

your fuckin hilarious.

and youu should write

a bible.. lol

[misschelle04]

Omg i hate that!!!

[bigtimecrush7]

I love you!!(:

[cmbosis]

press 9 over and over

[MegaCub4]

how come u pretend to be black

[cherrysoda1234567]

i understand people are just being polite, but 9 times out of ten, people dont need a ride unless their sticking their thumb out.. lol

[jdeoxys]

poor kid thinks hes black...

[tall32guy]

@jdeoxys He's from the South. That's where the majority of his accent comes from.

[jdeoxys]

@tall32guy Actually, no. Not at all. Not even close. In fact, so far from the truth that i cannot even believe it. Incorrect. He/She/it's acting black. Faglover.

[tall32guy]

@jdeoxys There's nothing wrong with being a "faglover", and who the fuck cares if he's "acting black"? Obviously you do so don't watch his fuckin videos. Fucking homophobic worthless asshole piece of shit closeted cumface. :):):) :-D

[KristenDanielleLea]

@tall32guy if this was facebook id like this then unlike this then like it again 1000000000000000000000000000 times! CHRIS CROCKER IS AMAZINNG!!! <3

[KristenDanielleLea]

@jdeoxys you gotta problem with bitches from the south. ill show you how a bitch from the south handles her shit asshole.! i aint scared of noone and im pretty sure chris"hint hint" is a guy. and he aint actin black. since when was black a fucking language let him be who he wants. nobody aint tell you who to be. and if you got anything else to say dont put it on this video send me a fuckin message like real talk. ill let you know whats good. arright?!?! mkayy!

[TheAbandon13]

you..are actually really super damn hot..when your a guy..

[WashAnDrepeaT]

Lmbo I was taking an evening walk with my sister and someone yells out at us to get a job! This is the first Chris Crocker vid I gave a thumbs up to :D Well said

[gilla72ify]

THATS RIGHT

[pierrevalois00]

why is it a "damned road" are you in hell already?!

[SammeSumiko]

Omg that was freakin funny

[allogenes37]

This one is sweet. My partner and I get a kick out of it. <c:

[iSTRIP4subs]

There looking at you crazy becuase your a fucking 80lb homo walking down the road with a fucked up haircut. Dont get pissed when people look at you crazy when you look stupid as fuck to begin with.

[clairebear0506]

@iSTRIP4subs ur mean

[kawaiikittehx]

they just wanna pick you up because your cute as hell<3

[Tabbiebabii54]

lol obese as hell :D im crackin the fuck up

[dammyteo]

they want to pick him up because he is cute

[TheEpicLEMONpie]

you are beautiful man. and a gorgeous woman

[litblondie22]

honestly chris i like your other videos.... but their just being nice. unles they open their window, throw a penny at you and tell you to get a fucking job i dont see why it bugs you so much.

[Lauraaaa3510]

LOVE this video :L

[ozfreak26]

"God gave me these little chicken legs right here..." You are too funny! You definitely have a good point! Thanks for sharing the vid

[Blackjackizzy]

I agree with this

[jasonanimei]

*talks back to him every word he says*

[AlyDisenchanted]

"just cause I'm walkin my damn chicken legs down the road they think I'm damn homeless" oh my god lol

[shelbARGHx3]

I love the way you say "taking a damn walk"

[shelbARGHx3]

I love the way you say "taking a damn walk"

[bronaghbby38]

I love how one of the video suggestions on the right is of him in a car xD OWNED

[fmarcum01]

Not every body that rides a car is Obese, asshole. You're lucky some one even OFFERED to help you. And now you're calling them obese and being a smart ass because they were just seeing if you need a ride. IT'S NOT SYMPATHY, IT'S CALLED KINDNESS. Obviously some thing you don't know. Next time when some one offers you a ride, at least have the courtesy to say "No thanks, Just taking my daily walk" or some thing, sheesh.

[ggm888]

well know when you breakdown on the side of the rode and walking nobody going to help. nice going christina

[bassmatt11]

most obese people can't even fit in the cars we make.

[JediLarko89]

It's called being polite!

[Celeestier]

Damn, amen!

[emoanimeloveable]

1:36 - 1:42 Rapid fire blinking! :D

[ytukwmi]

not to be random but i love your voice!

[MoustacheMyMoustache]

Synthany? :P

I love you Chris.

[TheXxChrisxX211]

I AINT HOLDIN NO DAYUM SIGN I AINT NO HOOKA, DUN FEEL SORRY FOR ME I DUN NEED YOUR "SYMPTHY" XDD

[SnaggaSheeYoung]

Is this a serial killer ? He's totaly sick god damn it ...

[slutmuffin1002]

I get my EX-ER-CISE at the damn gym called Lifetime and I need a CAAAARRRR to my AAASSSSSSSSSS there.

[katie89065]

LOL

[TheFruityTerrarians]

just cuz people r driving doesn't mean they r obese u fucking idiot, i respect u but u fucking annoy me

[JoyousinJesus]

I feel exactly the same way!! I walk on the road all the time for exercise and people assume I am homeless. I have even been asked if I needed a ride to the shelter!

[MsEmily4321]

I guess some people was just trying to help :)

[CharlesThweatt]

Omg I love you!

[DannyZukosLover]

Agrreeeee!

and I can't get over how beautiful your eyes are! o:-3

[dykatude69]

Wats up with the fake southern accent.. every video you have a dif accent... its kinda creepy

[thdk89]

Here in Norway, no one reacts if you´re walking. I understand your frustration.

[brytonnickerson]

OMG I KNOW RIGHT??????? that happens to me ALL the time!!!! its so friggen annoying, can ppl not take a walk and ppl think awwwe poor person. BITCH im just taking a walk lol

[sassy2420]

So very true but Chris..They are just being Generous.

[AnthonyWDavis101]

Symthafy?!? (00:44)

[zeragito]

OMG I remember that when I was in the US!!! Everyone thought I was homeless LOL!!! It's nice of them to offer a ride though, because where I'm from, nobody would even look at you twice even if you were dying on the roadside...So you should just decline politely:-)

[AnthonyWDavis101]

@zeragito Are you a New zealander like me lol

[zeragito]

@AnthonyWDavis101 I wish, I hear it's really nice there. No I'm from the dark side of the planet: Sweden.

[xXUrMonsterXx]

idk wtf u were talkin about..... i eas stares at ur gorgous eyes @.@

[YourVelvetTouch]

Ice cold...

[Video182]

HAHAHAHA I lose my car in three months chris, i will NOT take peoples pity. thanks for the inspiration

[Mrxflex1]

Dude that's not cool , people are just trying to be friendly !!

[alex2stoned]

stop acting black. smh.

[NearSupporter11226]

You're so awesome :)

[rosannamfan]

Hahaha... "im sick uh dis shit"

[Deathnadz]

If I saw u walking down the road I would prolly run your ass over. But what the hell  the vid was funny dude.

[adrenalinerush1011]

speak ur mind chris i luv u!

[123GaGarox]

if i saw u walkin down the street id run at u and scream cuz i <3 u and ur awesome

[TheEntertainers]

You're just lucky you have so many caring people in the place you live in. It seems like people can't win with you. If they are kind and generous to you, you complain. If they are mean and greedy, you complain. :( Cheer up! People aren't so bad!

[MaStErHINDO]

FAGGGOT

[fukinlittlemonster]

@MaStErHINDO OOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGG FUCK OFF

[Nerfbox360]

For some reason I was watching you tube poop vids and this came up

[TheJuggaloTwiztid]

is he doing this in the window? anyone that walks by prolly is confused as hell

[idiosyncrasy01]

LOL!! i like this video <3

[KiaLuvvsSkittles]

lmboooooo! wigless? smhh. (:

[peaceout7426]

All I have to say is woooooooow ._. there is something wrong with this guy. What your saying makes sense. But do you really need to spaz out that much? Dont put this kinda stuff on YouTube nobody would wanna watch something where they get yelled at I know I don't!

[RFpunkchic]

OMG. I totally agree :)

[ohhtoryaa]

I don't need your synfa-thy." hahaha.

[brooklea98]

nice eyes!

[BrandamnsB1tch]

Ur Eco friendly. Much love

[RainbowDinisaur100]

Ohh no, chris is about to snatch someone bald-headed lolXDD

[killer9679]

they dont know what a walk is cause theyre not like u cuz they lazy lol!

[858dea]

question how old is chris?

[FrenchBobStudios]

i love how he acts exactly the same in this video as he does in his older ones when "he was a girl" and yet this has a larger positive response than negative...

[MookieAlmodovar]

you bout to be smacked and wigless....

[Rafaela7g]

who told him that people think he is homeless cause he is talking a walk?

LOL!