Napoleon Dynamite Top 5 Quotes

[SwirlyTwirlie]

Do you think I got where I am because I dressed like Peter pan over here? Rex kwan do

[MyNapoleonDynamite]

gosh!

[TheMasterMindish]

Number 1 wasn't in the movie....

[EyeRing100]

What did you say? 

re: Whatever I feel like I want to say!

[MyNapoleonDynamite]

gosh!!

[jlcemf]

"Your mom went to college."

[TheMachi00]

"who's the only one here who knows the secret ninja moves from the government!" LOL

[lilgreenpeople]

What about tots????

[bbandits13]

FUNNIEST THING EVER

[nocashBOO]

wtf?? last quote? what is that a deleted scene

[ryanroosterr]

@nocashBOO yea it was

[FrizzyPlates]

what are u drawing napoleon, a liger

[TheKaleahmccants]

GOSH!



[gin42ger]

You could be right here... When Rico is holding the pots up to Rex's wife haha

[doucherfacey]

Tina, eat. Eat the food! EAT THE FOOD!!

[JHoward393]

xD

[Joshmf]

No "Your mom goes to college"??? I've been saying that for like the last decade...

[EstoyAndrea]

I bought you a delicious bass XD -my favorite =D love this movie!!!

[jussts]

Your mom goes to college.

[pokemon777rocks]

hey napoleon did you wet the bed last night hey done did you take a dumb in you bed last night

[xbox360gamer570]

omg! make it a video not pictures

[icantstopchewinggum]

u gotta actually have a sense of humor to love this movie. Like yesterday i showed the rest of my family the movie for the first time, and my brther was like "i dont get this movie. i wanna watch something else". I was like seriously?? You have NO sense of humor...

[tHickman95]

'What're you gonna do today Napoleon?'

'Whatever I WANNA do, GOSH!'

[BigOldMrKnish]

fuck this video! all i know is "do you think anybody wants a roundhouse to the face while i'm wearing these badboys?"

[PlumbingPegasus]

when the fuck did he say that last line.

[tHickman95]

@PlumbingPegasus I don't remember that bit either.. Special edition maybe?

[TayoEXE]

@tHickman95

It's in the deleted scenes.

[Creativeness749]

Did you just say something about my mom??????

[donnellybags]

Why the fuck didnt you just make the video from a dvd rip instead of a soundtrack and photos of your tv screen. cunt

[slimeball235]

is that because you think your fat? because you are

[EmDog218]

Haha my subsitute teacher sounds like kip!

[RubberDuckPie]

I know this isn't even on here, but I love it when kip says 'You're bruising my neck meat' ;DD

[theMilky1223]

From the what?!?!?!?!?!?!!

[travman305]

This video is missing the best one! "Your mom goes to college"

[LawrenceStruijk]

I just realized that that chick from the movie was in P!NK's fuckin perfect movie...

[Rhino5855]

@LawrenceStruijk As a child actor, she was in movies like Corrina Corrina, Andre, and Waterworld. 

[BWGgy]

Break the wrist, walk away.

Break the wrist, walk away.

bow to your sensei, BOW TO YOUR SENSEI

[minecraftk1ngz]

tsk you missed the best speech kip: your mum goes to college

[oopie2006]

TINA you fat lard, come get some DINNER!

[simon666robzombie]

Napoleon Dynamite- Humor nobody but the cool people can actually understand.

[kieghacat]

EAT THE FOOD!!!

Get off my property or I'll call the police.

Go ahead.

Maybe I will. GOSH!

[tomnj707]

ahhh gosh i think you ripped my mole off. lmao my favorite.

[rob87s]

the best thing about napoleon dynamite is if you go on IMDB, type in Napoleon Dynamite... its rating is 6.8 out of 10, i always laugh at that because its funny how low it is, AKA ! all these people giving it bad reviews and ratings because they dont understand the power of the thing LOL

[beautyineverythingxx]

"i see you're drinking 1%, is that cos you think you're fat?

...because you're not. you could be drinking whole if you wanted to."

omg i can't.

[fishspidery]

lol wolverines

[kiki0polo]

I talk like him...lol

[chiriviscospower]

ILLEGAL NINJA MOVES FROM THE GOVERNMENT..LMFAO!

[Oftenezeefachezee]

can't find my cheque book, hope you don't mind i pay you in change

[mouldbrady]

this video sucks the pictures dont even move

[BaconChocolateChip]

"youdoyoudie"

[MRH5060]

Last week scientists placed explosives at the bottom of lake loch ness to blow nessy out of the water. Lmao good shit

[MRH5060]

How much you wanna bet I can throw a football over them mountains

[bbags25]

"Your mom goes to College!"

[baybaybay225]

do chickens have large talons?

[MrVaoy]

i got this movie for christmas

[890gg90]

the "bow staff" is defiantly #1

[FLAMEZ53]

do the chickens have large talons rotfl rotfl

[HauvrLander]

@FLAMEZ53 i dont get that joke, could you please explain it to me?

[justinshawty15]

"Yeah right, who's the only one here who knows illegal ninja moves from the gerverment?" xD

[TheMeandmyselfnoti]

best movie EVA

[aricaric18]

how is your mom goes to college not in the top 3!-

[23dcdude]

That suxs maybe u should use real video

[MrDeiicious]

last one isn't in the moviee?!??!?!?!?!? don't tell me it is because i just watched it 4 times in a row!!!

[therealmcnulty]

your mom goes to college

[ploska92]

Why dont you eat a decroded piece of crap

[crushni]

I didnt see the ninja-moves in the movie?

[marvelrocks27]

@crushni nether did i

[dugganater]

@crushni Deleted scene

[stagepker]

nice slideshow.

[planetjulio1972]

illegal ninja moves?

[iheartbeauty95]

i laughed so hard my ribs were aching when i first saw this movie.

[Martinman613]

Simon if your watching this make sure its not a mirror

[ArchaicWarlock777]

GOSH!

[spydg5]

Can u bring my chapstick

[zuccini39]

where's "gross! freaking idiot!"

[MrRKsmiley]

WTF MAN where is "Tina eat...eat the food...EAT THE FOOD!!!"

[Treblemaker888]

also Napoleon make yourself a dang quesoDILLA

and hey napoleon can i have some of your tots, no go find your own!

[hailarox]

These arent quotes. These are full-out lines.

[mollified5]

@hailarox *quotations

[thugly921]

your mom goes to college is where it's at

[konnman]

@thugly921 no doubt! That was such a classic insult. lol

[MrJman505]

5- flipping sweet

4- flipping sweet

3- do the chickens have large talons?

2- fricken idiot!

1- gosh!

That last part isn't in my copie of the movie? Hmmm...

[TvvinkleToes]

@MrJman505 That's probably because it's a deleted scene

[tavern2468]

@nflfabfonz yea its a bright kelly green tshirt and the letters and pic are white...the only reason why i dont have it is because my mother fucking threw it away behind my back ~x(

......im a girl so maybe it weirded her out

[brycelaxer23]

Tavern2468, I hav a T-shirt that has napoleons face and it says "flippin sweet"

[hazyimperfection7129]

"you're ruining all our lives and eating all our steak!!!"

[popinloopy]

you forgot

"eat your food, tina, you big fat lard!"

and

"just give me the chapstick"

[tavern2468]

i used to have a tshirt with kips face and the quote about chatting online with babes all day

[nflfabfonz]

@tavern2468 I have that one! I love it. Got it from target?

[spacesargent11]

Wtf where is the liger quote

[popeyeshilo]

gosh

[npization]

i've been acting like kip for a year

[kdbooth97]

lol

[Slickwilly1428]

When i first saw this movie i acted like kip for like 4 monts, it was epic.

[izzybeliebs]

@Slickwilly1428 OMGG its not just you :s im still in my kip phayse

[Slickwilly1428]

@izzybeliebs Yeah, I was pretty nice.

[TheWingman8008]

@Slickwilly1428 what movie is this? XD

[AMart2300]

@Slickwilly1428 same

[rainbowdashFELTON]

It's the video maker's choice what quotes to use... He can use whatever quotes he wants... GOSH.

[Justinbieber101mrs]

Your mom goes to college is the best one there is! Another one is just make yourself a dang quesadilla!

[MissClavelle]

Where's the "Your mom goes to college" one? That's the best one ever!!

[damonito6]

if you give em a good shakin, they'll settle down for you. that's what she said XD

[redheadrockchick]

I have a strange and dangerous attraction to this man.

[sasuke2uzumaki]

don't be jealous that i been chatting online with babes all day

[kapnkrunk14]

lmfao...wow

[ZDiddy9683]

"Try to hi me Napoleon." "What?!" "I said come down here and see what happens if you try to hit me."

[Kymmze]

The video didn't end, the other kid was just too scared to make a comeback!

[bearnurse1]

the name of the actress who plays LaFonda is Shalondra

[megadethmonk]

@bearnurse1

Yeah, but her name is spelled LaFawnduh :-)

[partyman147]

.. EAT THE FEWD.

[locacio90]

dang quesadilla

[shelloz09]

Napoleon is awesome

[223girlbaby]

Freaking love this!!!!

[aescylos]

WHO IS THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO KNOWS ILLEGAL NINJA MOVES FROM THE GOVERNMENT??

[maniacsycho]

In carreer orientation. we had to write a paper on our friend in that class. and we were asking some questions and one was whats your favorite quote. And his was number 4. and i wrote it down and said it infront of the class. And everyone busted out laughing. i almost couldnt finish the paper xD GReat day.! :)

[xxHaloFan343xx]

What about "your mom goes to college!"

[yoyogo13]

I think one of them should be "what are you going to do today Napoleon" WHATEVER I FEEL LIKE DOING GOSH"

[TheSecretGameRoom]

24 people dont have skills.

[SimpsonZone33]

1 should be ugh  idiot but besides that rawwks

[CoolStoryBromhemian]

i make love to this video each morning..

[music4lifeness]

amazing :)

[pixiedawg556]

what about "This one gang wanted me because im pretty good with a bow staff"

[tim24tn]

#4, hands down

[MrAteam8]

who's watching this because of Epic rap battles of history

[Hamgammy]

@MrAteam8 nope. comment failed.

[MrAteam8]

@Hamgammy dammit

[enkuroichigo]

"Did you get her anything nice?"

"Not unless she likes fish." hahaajah the way he said it was so classic

[mrjacobii]

"What are you going to do today, Napoleon?"

"Whatever I feel like doing. God!"

[Keitachan1]

Recorded with a CALCULATOR

[jjsot]

I know illegal ninja moves from the government

[phsycoblah]

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v actually the correct spelling is "retarded"

[CHRLPTRSN]

"Who's the only one here who knows the secret government ninja moves?!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Coorweiser]

222 likes 22 dislikes

[nigahiga68]

"I'm trying to raise money for collage."

"Your mom goes to collage!"

[pokecat13]

what abou TINA COME GET SOME HAM or YOU GUNNA EAT YOUR TOTS and WANNA PLAY ME?

[PhoenixZong]

illegal ninja moves from the government, what u kno bout that. lol

[sophiaeleniz]

I love u napolean!!! Kip ur not half bad. Ur frickin' awesome!!

[Proofer25]

LOL I dont understand a word you just said lol 

[ShadinGirl1996]

My Mom and Dad say that I sound like Napoleon and I talk like him on the phone

[smorepie]

22 people dont know secret government ninja moves

[MDMindahouse]

they have what? Large talons 

[EpicRiceCake]

I know illegal ninja moves from the government

[Stevezeses]

GOSH IDIOT!

[squirehogg]

Over there is the pigpen where I found a couple shoshoni arrowheads

[stilltainted922]

"Your mom goes to college." is my favourite quote in this whole movie. so sad that wasnt here :(

[mishaa1122]

hilarious

[cheezkid]

a freakin twelve gauge whadda you think!?!?

[cgmorvx1]

@Superealmer deleted scenes. it's on the dvd.

[WalkthroughMaker7]

Hey Don, did you take a dump in your bed last night?

I sure did!

[Salengot]

I have one problem nr.3,people joke about this as "sweet flirting skills",ou c'mon it's the truth...And actually it's the only quote where Napoleon says something smart.

[bolingification]

what about tina you fat lard and your mom goes to collage

[alexcubs25]

Uncle Rico's scream was my favorite "quote"

[vamtheanomaly]

I dont remember the "Illegal Ninja moves from the government" in the version I watched.

[crazyairsoftshooter]

@vamtheanomaly It's from one of the deleted scenes

[moonlightkisu]

""I see you’re drinking one percent. Is that cause you think you’re fat? cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to." :D

[SuperEbravo]

Haha I like the your "mom goes to college" one.

[manwithsack]

the best one is "your mom goes to colledge"

[superZvegetto]

The only movie with no main point of the whole story, but this was unique movie loved it !

[Jaci1971]

Liger.

[Kaylie1098]

GO TELL YOUR MOM TO SHUT UP.

[lorddayman88]

wtf? i don't remember that last quote at all

[Darren8179]

@lorddayman88 It's on the deleted scenes.

[moonlightkisu]

@Darren8179 : that scene was funny, they should have kept it. :[

[jelliclekat24]

@lorddayman88 It was a deleted scene.

[leopscrew122]

the whole film is one big quote dude :/

[Peterhb1234]

where's "your mom goes to college"

[LordWedgewood]

haha I think the "You're just jealous because I've been chatting online with babes all day" was the funniest part of that cage fighter clip.

[imkool51391]

lol the deleted scene is # 1

[justdeny1]

your mom goes to college!!

[kidnflorida]

Where was the last one at in the movie....?

[Hockeyplayer591]

@kidnflorida extras