Church of the Subgenius and Egg Donors - The Public Eye

[SkyRifter]

YACATISMA 2013.

The last card; vid on youtube; Illuminati card game; (research it. Non-believers.)

Empire state building is next.

[jlovebirch]

A charitable thumbs up, even though between her annoying voice and large boobs (that I really wanted to see more of) I barely heard a word she was saying.

[cmonpeeps]

You can even spell is name backwards...this guy is should be king.

[olddirtycraig]

TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Caligula138]

So annoying

[xxxfeature]

Open wide and swallow my seed BITCH!!!!!

[ysbaddaden2003]

I wish they turned up the air conditioning...

[ChocolatePoop1301]

Yeah, uhhh, genetics have no link to intelligence. Dumb bitch.

[patzilla2000]

Always fun!

[poopydoolarroo]

wow , she can be on my pleasure ship ! aka Rabbi Jonney Shit Ass

[TenTwelveNine]

Bob invented caserole!!

[gemsequinox]

Okay.

[BetterDoYourHomeWork]

This chick is fucking HOT. Bob, I sent you 5 dollars..Make her mine.

[BenZeneProject]

You cannot compel BOB with a mere $5, nor can you rob the great master of his slack.

Repent, you slackless Pink! Go sit in the bathtub for 1 hour, pick the lint out of your navel and excremeditate. Praise Bob!

[BetterDoYourHomeWork]

Fuck you cocksucker. Bob gave me slack and I fucked your mom up her pink asshole.

[BenZeneProject]

yup, you represent Obama perfectly.

[BetterDoYourHomeWork]

Shut up stupid.

[BetterDoYourHomeWork]

Clean the cum off your face. Cockboy.

[BetterDoYourHomeWork]

I tell you to clean the cum off your faggot lips, and you ramble on about Obama. What does Obama have to do with cum plastered all over your face? I hate Obama.

[lumpagogo]

BoB don't like "a mere $5" but He do like $4 + 100 scents.

Reverend Bishop Be Kiwi

[DokEnkephalin]

Wow, how could such a beautiful girl make herself so incredibly boring? Not just boring, but totally flaccid-inducing.

[CowBoyAero]

a College Degree, thats what happened

[somecomputergeek]

Yes, education is the tool of the conspiracy. Avoid it at all costs.

[somecomputergeek]

Everybody knows that X-day will happen on December 21st, 2012. The pink boys who selected this date deliberately lied. Do not trust them. They are unwitting tools of the conspiracy. Keep your trust in Bob, for Bob alone is what leads us to slack, for he alone knows when X-day will be upon us, and he has revealed the date to me. On that day, those that follow Bob will have eternal slack and forever be having weird sex.

Don't trust anybody. The conspiracy is everywhere.

[Vyo]

isn't 1998 X day ? oO

[somecomputergeek]

Yes, but because of issues with the conspiracy-controlled calendar, the year 1998 will actually occur in 2012.

[uberscientist]

dude what the fuck, shut your hole shhh ;)

[2010cynic]

@somecomputergeek nice. lol

[Duboisi]

You are clearly mistaken, Why would the X-day be on the day that is announced? We can be quite sure that 21.12.2012 is NOT the date. (Unless that is what somone wants us to think.)

Would it not be more natural for the X-day to happend the 20'th of dec? Think about it... I think Rob is confusing us with purpose here - in his all so great wisdom. Meaning that we will just have to wait and see.

Untill then - Lets all stop worrying and get on woth our lifes.

[somecomputergeek]

Your ignorance is admirable.

I may even agree with you and say we SHOULD stop worrying and continue in the pursuit of slack, but I don't like the word "should". What Bob really wants of us, anyway, is to treat every day as if it were X-day.

Every day, its a good idea to do some drugs and have some weird sex, so that we're prepared for the pleasure ship's arrival.

[Duboisi]

There are X-days, and then there are X-days. Not to mention the more humble X-days. (Or ordinary days of slack.)

If the big X-day is announced, the date is correct, and all goes according to the prophesies- the religion of the Subgenious will flip-flop and become the religion of Genious. Who wants a religion of geniouses? They are harder to convince and may try to find facts(!)

Are Rob the one and only? Maybee or even possibly.

Why have I not become a salesman? Or even a pimp? Oh the agony...

[ihatespam2]

That's what they want you to think!

[thunderbolt1972]

naziiasm, lol such loserism thank you public eye.

[Journeyman107]

Ok: The point of this religion is that there is no point. Did i get it right or do i have to spend another hour trying to figure out wtf this thing is all about?

[mcgrewrich]

It depends on whether you want a "correct" answer or a CORRECT answer. The "correct" answer, as any edumacated Conspiracy Glorp will tell you, is that the Church of the SubGenius is one big joke and nothing moar. The CORRECT answer, however, is that we are an evil mind-control UFO suicide sex cult hell-bent on world domination by any means necessary, and you need to pay us lots of money to find out moar (less than the Scientologists charge). Which answer is true for you depends on your brain.

[Journeyman107]

I'll take the CORRECT one.

[PicturesForMyMom]

This is a parody that you're supposed to take seriously. In a way.

I'll pass. I already follow Obama.

[KendoTheGreenWiza]

AHHH yes ! I would reduce slack for a time to feed twinkies to that normal. There are many pinks here, Yeti must be ever vigilant of slack nullifier waves. In Bob we trust.

[yetidetective]

that's one normal who's going on my saucer come X-day.

[sausage4mash]

I have my one eye on you babe and ready to give ya some eggs , "kill" bob for making me say that , hail "bob" "fuck you if you can't take a joke"

[leitermann]

i got no eggs, but i got all the sperm you want, free of charge. any takers?

[Eldritchard]

I cant watch this video without the word 'pert' coming to mind.

I dont think she has a clue though, and thats more of a turn on.

[emilblaster]

Shut the fuck up-- you pink-ass mofo you will be floating in shit within a few days. peace

[hgkuttftftcfttghtghg]

Its like, "Look! That woman has pert breasts of above-average size! Stick her in front of the camera! GO GO GO!!!"

[hgkuttftftcfttghtghg]

I very nearly died.

Who gave such a nonce a freaking mic? Who WROTE that script? I am very much not impressed.

[zootrunner]

She is hot and as insane as me!!! perfect woman. Although just a bit to short.

[rotarsky]

Adam Sandler is an alien? That explains a lot.

[yes55]

She still isn't as annoying as just the very briefest glimpse of Adam Sandler. Anyhow, really, she ought to just shut up and take off her clothing.

[NeuroManson]

Honey, they're in everyone's eggs.

[ThundaLippz]

i wanna take 10g. of l-arginine everyday for 2 weeks,save up my jizz,have sex and not climax/hold back for hours,then explode loads all over her face.

[itwaschris]

How much do you have to pay her?

[perplexedmoth]

whos this babbling pinky fuck! I`d hit it doh.

[chaucerair]

Annoying... but nice rack

[rugshort]

God, she is annoying. Or is it God, she is annoyed?

[pattern66]

could there be similarities between love and science? I think similarities is smelled wrong

[ZachsMind]

SUPERIOR MUTANTS! REPENT!

Actually, repenting is over-rated.

QUIT YOUR JOB!

However, sell out as often as possible.

SLACK OFF!

What if you're both unstable AND ugly?

[teslacoils2001]

How many freemason subgenius came to my home During my campaign against the killing of those school kids. How many of you know who my associates are?

[mcgrewrich]

Well I was one of the freemason SubGenii to come to your home during that campaign against the killing of those school kids. I know who your associates are; doesn't everybody? Anyway, I looked at your videos, and I would like to thank you for all your excellent work fighting the Conspiracy. Keep up the good work sir!

[teslacoils2001]

look up dean roger ray on google video.

[Tedsuzan]

The normal guy is prefered because he's seen as more stable, attractive qualities are still attractive...they just don't encourage commitment...sadly

[jack00008]

I KILLED MEGAMAN

[NotSoOldHippy]

Oh man, I always suspected. I just didn't think anybody else suspected.