U of Andy: How to Satisfy a Woman

[gleekflaglue6345789]

I have a better idea

[jodirook71]

this is a riot, who writes this, the actor or the showtime staff? ...

[guitarisforever1234]

hahaha "access to the oval office"

[mowgli2071]

Clitoris Leachman. Great, now I'm gonna have to explain why I'm laughing next time I'm down there. Wish me luck.

[folkeva]

he's hot

[aMAIzingVu]

You mean you guys dont watch the tv series Weeds from Showtime? Look it up. Andy is quite a character!

[TangyTangoJuice]

is this serious.

[FlyingDutchVideos]

tease it like a midget. classic.

[LukeAwesomeHD]

This sounds like porn music

[NoSssweat233]

Engage the labia, gentle though..your not cleaning it.

[JgHaverty]

oh my lord haha. "If you want access to the oval office, you need to use every vote you have" haha thats awesome. 

[Epicfailvidsftw]

But luckily for you her spirit animal resisdes in her whoha

[marwinout]

hahahaha... toby turner win!!!

[boredJeni]

@isaiahshaver- how are you soposed to tease a midget? dangle a pair of platform shoes in front of it

[austindavisTanner6]

find the steeple then we can go inside an f&*k all the people lol

[MrDjloo]

hahahaha funniest metaphor ever haha

[scarlet000begonia]

Haha "Clitoris Leachman".

[TheArjan1982]

"the oval office" ROFL

[jumpmanjr1918]

i thought he was going to say build it, and they will come/cum lilk that movie field of dreams

[rayblaze94]

cough cough im sick of this economy lol

[TruckinAussie]

Starve the cat occasionally ? The cat will tell you when its hungry, if you make it beg, it will fuck off somwhere else for a feed !! stroke that pussy often and vigorously, and it will pure like a CAT in Kenworth !!

[RingOfFire1988]

@TruckinAussie but remember, there's more than one way to feed the cat

[ZOOCOCOPOCKO]

@TruckinAussie Your cat must eat alot of sausage

[ZOOCOCOPOCKO]

@TruckinAussie Your cat must eat alot of sausage



[IsAiAhShAvEr]

and then... tease it like a midget

[seekergallath99]

i lol'ed that was good

[SillyLAX]

ha ha theres 420 ratings

[EksaajL]

hahahaahaahahha

here is the steeple

[koiswims]

I lmao'd at "then we can go inside and fuck all the people."

[rafaelmcm]

tease it like a midget!!

[1PintLasher]

ok i give up. you're too far gone

[Whitexfire]

ending was epic

[anzwertree]

Ever heard of procreation? Men and women make the world. Boys and girls live in it. Unfortunately, some of them never reach maturity, and most of them are on Youtube.

[Deathninja5]

Men build everything from houses to tanks 90 percent of western women just fill in the gaps with medial jobs and there only excuse is that they have the babys.well soon we wont need them the time is coming were all children will be born in labs.Have you ever seen women working on a building site, have you ever seen one working on a road works crew,no! There only good for two things there pussy and there sisters pussy!

[anzwertree]

Those are just crap jobs people do without any real talent. Any idiot with enough coffee can design a nuclear weapon. But to live in harmony, now that's improbable.

[snoopyloopy]

lol wut? nuclear physics is no late night hobby.

ok maybe it is. but still, it's not exactly something most people can understand, much less do successfully.

[TheHolyMane]

i've seen them working everywhere, you are a total idiot

[Starioshka]

Hey fuck you asshole! you're damn right :D because i tought the same we dunno need women to live. btw really in this stupid planet we need we mutated so stupid way. there even can be other planets where people need to do it in 3 :)

[EmLinkin]

wow, i've seen some retarted people commenting on youtube and dont bother reading usually, but you have got to be the BIGGEST cocksucking pig out there, seriously, have you never been to school? oh wait, you do construction, i guess you didnt need to...

[PRMR85PRMR85]

When you look around and see the facts rather than following popular opinion,like the sheep you are.You will notice manual labor or WORK is conducted by 90 percent men and women make up for 10 percent. There is nothing wrong with that its just the way things are.Also learn to articulate yourself you sound like you just escaped form a trailer park.

[EmLinkin]

Ah Ha!! Was that supposed to be directed at me? I could out articulate you in multiple languages my dear, as that's what my DEGREE is in, that's right...School! Something you clearly skipped since your sentences are all punctuated improperly, and as to how i sound in any way related to a trailer park scene...? You are a very ignorant boy, which is quite disheartening!

[PRMR85PRMR85]

@EmLinkin multiple languages my dear OMFG what a douche...hilarious keep em comin trailer slut

[gardyngate]

@EmLinkin This is youtube, not a literary scholar blog. Who gives a shit if someone punctuates improperly. GET OVER YOURSELF

[Asuigeneris1]

@EmLinkin

Retarted?

[Devon187]

what is wrong with construction..  idiot

[gardyngate]

@EmLinkin I bet you're a fatty

[gardyngate]

@EmLinkin I bet you're a fatty

[jessicaherley1]

wow

this made my day :)

[anzwertree]

Somebody has to keep these trolls in check. They couldn't get a woman if they tried. So they go around with an inflated ego of pseudo superiority --self gratification. It's just their way of dealing with their own inadequacy.

[adtither]

dude u realise he's an actor rite?

[dduble07]

did you realise my penis is HUGE and BIG and MASSIVE and THROBBING and WET and VEINY and DISFIGURED no you didnt because ANDY ISNT AN ACTOR

[whalehunta]

@dduble07 ?

[dduble07]

you heard me fuckface cumatomic

[dduble07]

i wanna fuck you so fucking hard and learn all those big words those sexy sexy big words

[15975322]

What, you earned som cash from ur MOM

[1PintLasher]

You're a fuckin pig man. You don't deserve a woman in the first place so its a good job you like men more.

[Deathninja5]

why because i tell the truth?

[anzwertree]

He's a fuck'n troll, bro. He just says crazy shit to get people to pay attention to him because his life is so pathetic.

[Starioshka]

fuck you. theres no trolls left around.

theres left just guys who act like people of south park see yourself.

[anzwertree]

Why would anyone stand up for a troll? You either have no idea who I was talking to, or you're just as big a loser as he is.

Just another loser who apparently cannot express themselves proficiently with proper English. Anyone who will come into a room saying women are useless is a loser troll, and anyone defending them is retarded.

[Starioshka]

you're bitch or dude? cuz this guy talks with guys not with women.

[1PintLasher]

Obviously you're braindead so I'll spell out exactly what's wrong with you. Yeah i do talk with guys, do you not? Its kind of hard not to when the whole human race is split 50/50. anyway I'm not going to get into this but here's your problem, if you agree with that guy who says women are useless well then your parents have failed in bringing you up to be a DECENT guy. Yup your mam and your dad have failed they're most important job. and i blame your dad

[Deathninja5]

it has nothing to do with my parents they are both very good people i am capable of creating my own idears and i call it like i see it. the people that build the houses the streets the citys are 90% men deal with it!ask any man on any building site around the world he will say hay hold on your right ive never seen a woman im getting screwed!

[1PintLasher]

does that make them useless or something? The reason that most of them aren't doing those jobs is because they're doin other things that are equally important to keeping our world going

[Deathninja5]

i agree they do medial jobs within society wich need to be filled i just find it strange that 90percent of them dont do jobs that add to the development of mankind.

[song4clay]

this aint funny

[GeassKnight51]

lol funny shit

[deathseekerinurmom]

you are funny.

[marcellostifelmann]

TEASE IT LIKE A MIDGET!!!!!!

[OMGgideon96]

"Lucky for you, her spirit animal resides in her Huha" xD

[ravinreece]

"then we can go inside and fuck all the people"... THE most amazing metaphor in history??

[universeturtle]

@ravinreece

yeah i'd have to say the entire video informative or not, was worth those few phrases xD

[denelle8]

Haha. I love Andy. He is so funny.

[godfatherscar]

"tease it like a midget"!!!!! andy.....no stoner eps. yet? that needs to appear

[nadzio0o]

Andy i think u need to iron ur tshirt lol i could do it for ya if u want ;)

[79nostalgia]

Hu ha?

[NotoriousAW]

owe my goodness this guy is pretty funny.

"Give her all of you, and she'll want none of you" interesting ;) (don't hate me cause you ain't me)

[159325luvsu]

I like seasoning stuff with my "attention". Haha.

[boghosian]

Andy is the best

[ravinreece]

lmfao!!!! hahaha he is living legend!!

[DaWanderer]

u're not cleaning it LOL

[powerbar2874]

Find the steeple, then we can go inside and fuck all the people!

[macwild1234]

lol...i like how this guy thinks he's funny

[Cernunnas]

lmao

[SexyLeo84]

I love it is this scripted\???

[thafonz917]

GAY

[wickywitchy]

that was terrible but soo effin funny

[RayHorns]

lol oval office :D

[AKphoto101333]

i adore you................./ love

[Sweaper25]

Hahaha ! I agree, fking hilarious! Even 5min after the vid I'm laughing,!!

[johnnycache]

El Andi tiene la sabiduría de los ancianos

[Implotion]

hahaha tease it like a midget xD

[all1fields]

bon

[sana0hk]

lmao omg

[CSSmaxPLAYER]

lol

[SoAmazinDream]

he got his hairline re-done.lmao.

[aznshrimp90]

hahahahahaha

i love the church stepal thing good job man

[MHabsProductionZ]

if you want access to the oval office ahahahha

[drethekiller]

lol this is fucking hilarious

[CyndiNoName]

i love the countless innuendos

[bluesatfire]

.........wow he just explained everything my ex did, but found out he was fucking someone else and we broke up, now im engaged to someone that actually treats me right, loves me unconditionally and my ex cant stand it. he wants me back and i wont go. and like the saying goes, "You Never Know What You Got Till Its Gone" lol

[vVZeeVv]

life story much? This is youtube, not Maury.

[bluesatfire]

your point?

[vVZeeVv]

you're not paying all of us 300 an hour to hear it like your therapist. We don't have to pretend to care. waste of time, mate.

[bluesatfire]

never said you had to pretend to care, or care at all, just saying what was on my mind at time lol

[daniel70489877564]

MONEY

[banchie28]

Weeds got kind of strange, but I'd watch a show of Andy any day ;D

[Tame91]

HAHAHA!

[sh4dyp]

LOL these guys are funny as hell

[3xtr3m3PwNag3]

sweet now i know where the clitorous is! KIDDING!!!

[frostythesn0wman]

AHAHA tease it like a midget!

[C0demasters]

wise words

[dannyboy816]

LMAFO(I J !!!

THAT WAS SO FUNNY!

[lumacetate]

PAHAHAHAHA

[RealKengeki]

Hahahaha, that was genius!

[MartiinaL]

Lol ^^

[GTGTRR]

hahah! nice! a definite 5 stars

[missmalibubarbie]

if you give her all of you... she'll want none of you. hahaha. for real though. guys who lay it on soo thick just annoy me most times.

[JimSmithPirate]

That was the funniest damn thing I've seen since Retarded Policeman.

[sigmar1994]

lol my eyes i woke up at 0:15

[lawngnomez]

LMAO This was so frickin funny

[dulcetormento]

BORING!!!!!!!

[Dionysius63]

Perform a woman with fellacio eroticas. That's how I do it...with a saddle and a set of jumper cable.

[whiteycubano3]

i also use perform in a grammatically incorrect manner

[nevermindsem]

obviously you do not know what fellatio is in latin.....or you have strange sexual tastes...

[gianinline]

this was hilarious!!!

[stuartw99]

here is the church

here is the STEEPLE

the steeple find the steeple

then we can go inside and fuck all the people

XD XD XD XD i love this

and for everyone that doesnt get that joke do yourselves a favour and get laid

[Gvanillavodka]

i do it with the hand motions too :D

[imsojose]

tease it like a miged :D

[koreantart]

Haha, I'm a chick and still found this effin' hilarious.

[Emomoz]

mm not enough i actualy do all thses stuff its just not working with me .. than i know that ! the girl which love me noooot! will never love me at all :)

[marrakeshz]

these videos are amaaaazing

[elibron97]

angel2rx, you're either a girl, very young, or gay.

[blabblab1212]

Very informative! Now I understand how to satisfy women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[danduine]

omg lol this is funny as hell

[iCeKiLlA619]

tease it like a midgit.....lol

[ImBord360]

for some reson i understud that

[angel2rx]

OMG! he's disgusting

[SteppinRazor193]

i dont understand the church part and the steeple thing...can anyone explain to me ?

[BozleyUppercut]

here's the explanation ,

you're a virgin

[ipo1103]

Some day you'll see a vagina and you'll understand.

[kbesch84]

lol

[pontyfaxjr]

A church is a building made to be used for religious ceremonies.

In the traditional european style of church they often have a large tower-like part to the building, this is known as the steeple.

I hope that helps.

[Cruzito6900]

How old are you again?

He's talking about the clit....

lol Funny shit...

[markusrosso]

Tease it like a midgid! HAHAHAH xD

[Viltord]

Andy is in the Weeds seasons too. :-)

[jekellhyde]

- lmao -

[CFStang]

my childhood is now ruined after "Here is the church..."

[drchen054]

He's like the funnier version of the bad guy from Live free or die hard

[Revosgonewild]

so how many sexual induendos were in that video? i lost count at 7...hehe teas her like a midget...oh god that was funny

[JollyGoodLuck]

Tease it like a midget.

Oh Lord I nearly peed myself.

[DowneyAdmirer]

How does he talk like that and still remain absolutely ADORABLE?? How????

[mahnawow1]

I don't know! I have no idea. :)

[Fantum49]

I just shot coffee out my nose when he said tease it like a midget.

[makiatia]

Engage the labia, gentle tho. You're not cleaning it. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[BenTwisted]

lmao great vid

[jenonline22]

lmao

[spleen605]

tease it like a midget lmao

[facinfacesinyourface]

Botwinbig

[longie88]

i got lost in her dirty pillows....

[ParadoxLC]

"Bulid it and they will.... thank you..." LOL he wanted to say "come" soo bad

[WilliamHaynesTV]

At church? That's not cool?

[TheMetalmaiden77]

I am sooo hot for this man.

[OoMASEoO]

LMAO @ the sexy music

My spirit animal resides in my HOO HA. LMAO

[gabibitch]

"Engage the labia, gentle though, you're not cleaning it" LOL.

[Alejhandria]

And you man who tolk..

Ah you think we woman believe this..

Give me a lot..

yeap or nope

[mrsclean101]

LMAO

"here's the church,here's the steeple, now we can go inside and fuck all the people"

[S41ntsX3]

Win lol.

[shenko101]

"Tease it like a midget"  Classic

[Cagebreaker21]

this account is a fraud

[ajifrasheed]

i love this man

i love this baby

i love this bird

[francescorengifo]

Oh yeah daddy! give me more!

[JohnnyWeedSeed420]

3 more days till new episode, i cant wait but i must, and will

[gimmedaalbatross]

This is the steeple. Find that then we can go inside and fuck all the people

Haha. I think i hurt myself laughing so hard!