Weird, Dumb, and Funny U.S. Laws

[JULIALOLZ]

my cuzins and i live in fl and we have skate bored without a licence its fake

[HersheyBars81]

In florida, the door outwards law is because a strip club had a fire and People pushed each other against the doors so they would not open and everyone died

[ohGODirock]

twisted metal 4 music :D

[Invader010]

Most of these are laws that probably aren't enforced because they have yet to be taken out of the law book.

[simonsevillelover211]

WTF WHAT ABOUT IOWA 

[2Najib]

throwing a cow from a hotel... now thats FUNNY

[KINGD353]

i live in florida and apparently i belogn in jail....

[Protagonistinfluence]

@KINGD353 damn those sexy porcupines...

[lilylake3]

lol the law in Utah where u have to drink mik is funny

[deathbycorndogs]

atualy all the texas ones are fake if they were i would be in jail formy entire life

[deathbycorndogs]

the texas one about 3 sips of drinking is false

[roflmoqkz1]

33333rd wiewer yaaaaaaaay

[Allzthedevil]

This is just proof that a bunch of old grouchy farts are the ones making our laws....

[iheartPvZ4eva]

@Allzthedevil HA old grouchy farts

[aqwkingchampion13]

You also can't open a bottle of soda without a licenced engineer in the room in Oklahoma

[DJdoppler1]

Why would anyone have a law against whaling in Oklahoma?!?!?

[DJdoppler1]

(2:28) - Because everyone knows there are wild elephants everywhere in North Carolina.

[12fuzzyrats]

a lot of these laws are unconstitutional. and that milk law is insensitive to people who are lactoseintollerant, and/or don't like milk.

[TastySoda]

ilegal to sell your children? How is that a bad law? People actually do that you know

[wettts2]

your not sopose to have tissuse in the back of your car XD

[SlyDessertFox]

4:25 lol

[Tbolt1000TForLife]

you forgot minnesota you dumbass!!!!!!!!!!!

[formerhpguru]

So here in Texas we can't buy the encyclopedia britanica becauseit contains a beer recipe, but there is no law against the "Make your own beer kit" thatmy dad got for Christmas? Wow.

[Diddds79]

@formerhpguru obviously these laws are old and unused/overlooked but at the time they were introduced they were regarded very seriously you dumbass who the fuck would want to sell an eye or there child?? did you know that it's illegal to take a ball point pen from work because it's theft but plenty do with no legal proceedings against them so shut the fuck up you cocky little jumped up cock knocker

[MoslimMaster]

@Diddds79 It is prohibited in Russia for toy to protest without permission, as from Februari 10th, 2012. . .

[Diddds79]

@MoslimMaster yea and i can understand why, a little toys voice box could stir up a lot of shit

[KonataLover2]

only a few of these make sense lol

[yourlove2199]

The encyclopedia britannica isnt banned in texas....we use it all the time at school. :P

[shadepool111]

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[shadepool111]

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[aaronzack14]

humans are so retarded

[shadepool111]

@aaronzack14 ωнαт αяє уσυ؟ α яσвσт؟ σσρѕ ι ƒσяgσт уσυ ωєяє α мσяση. ѕσяяу (:«

[humminalong1]

this was kinda funny halfway thru then it just got downright stupid

[EMan753]

There's actually a law in Idaho I believe that is if you eat an unwashed potato and jump five times, the penalty is a $500 fine and 10 years in jail.

Who are passing these laws?

[shadepool111]

@EMan753 уσ! ωнαт αвσυт уσυ ƒιη∂ συт уσυяѕєℓƒ؟ ιт ωσυℓ∂ тαкє α мσяση тσ ησт кησω. тнє gσνєямєηт, ∂υн!

[69Kinto]

they are penal codes for all this stupid laws too Im studyng ciminal Justice myself and its true LOL

[keylock78]

Somwhere in Oklahoma

(sirens,lady pulls over)

Lady:Officer did i do something wrong?

Officer:Did I see tissues in the back of your car?

Lady:Why yes you did my daughter has the common cold and we are planning tho go to Washington for awhile and visit.

Officer:You are breaking one law now and will break another one when you get to Washington.

*In the state of Massachusetts it is required to take a full bath or shower before going to bed.I've done that a few times.

[cornermanproductions]

*in prison* prisonmate: so what are you in for? me: "i took a bath with my pet alligator"

[ShufflebotOver9000]

another recently passed funny, wierd & epic law in the U.S. is that doin' it with condoms is allowed at age ten

[higgins9911]

Haha i live in washinton and ive done all those lol

[archiecook55]

I live in Washington. I've never been busted once when I sucked on a lollipop and I've still went to school several times when I've caught the cold, as have all of my classmates and even some of my teachers. Nobody has ever been busted for being out in the public with a cold. Either these are utter boloney or nobody even enforces them.

[Curious1195]

Arkansas has no law permitting the beating of wives.

[11thj]

Can i shoot a buffalo from the 1st floor of my hotel?

[MegaRandompeoplez]

i found one

"under any circumstances you cannot divide by zero"

[shadepool111]

@MegaRandompeoplez ωє αяє αт ℓєαѕт 18 ωє αℓℓ кησω уσυ ¢αη'т ∂ινι∂є ву zєяσ

[landsky50]

lol

[kelseynsuggs]

At least Arkansas only had 2 :/ but ummm we don't have the The man can beat his wife, but only once a month thing here...it is definitely frowned upon...and I don't recall the alligator one either :/ maybe it is in certain cities, but definitely not where I live lol

[shadepool111]

@kelseynsuggs gσσ∂ ƒσя уσυ тнєη ωє ∂ση'т ηєє∂ тσ кησω

[kelseynsuggs]

@shadepool111 stupid troll...pure and simple

[shadepool111]

@kelseynsuggs so? I would leave you alone, but blame thenunas12, and maxkingofsummeryout. That's the reason i even made that fuckin' comment

[kelseynsuggs]

@shadepool111 whatever...you had no reason to say anything to me dear, merry christmas

[kelseynsuggs]

0:44 LMAO that is just too funny

[lidzel]

odd

[SinnFein4ever]

1:52

HOLY....

[krellekagemand1234]

im from Denmark and watched this video because I saw: Weird, Dumb, and Funny U.S. Laws and the picture was: its illegal too sell your children!!! ;D

[dapatriots81]

4:23 best one......lmfao!

[doorsoup1]

all lollypops are banned in washington?

[doorsoup1]

0:55 now thats not fair at all

[PACMANnot]

"having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal."

[RaidenXRS]

some of the florida laws are not true i live in florida and i skate in the middle of the street well used to cuz i stopped and many cops saw me skating and never asked me for my license....

[TheUnkillsam]

2:28 WTF loooooooooooooooooooool

[BabyGurl032610]

@ladyej100 hell yeh haha wat kinda shit is tht??? ha tht wld be real funny tellin yur kids one day... :P

[012CR]

So in Florida it's illegal to put a door on the right way in minecraft? because then it would open in...

[scottish475]

In Arizona it is illegal for a frog to croak after 10 pm

[thealexandmitchshow]

blue moon man city theme tune

[finka123456]

I LOVE HOW ALMSOT ALL (IF NOT ALL DIDNT PAY ATTENTION) ARE SOUTHERN STATES

[Ghi11ieGhost]

ummm...i thought america was free.

[BlueTaco427]

@Ghi11ieGhost It used to be but now with all the crap goin on its hell on earth everywhere

[meowistforlife]

bike at 64 ph? how is that possible?

[mystic81006]

@meowistforlife Down hill, a bike race, profeshinal bikers can ride this fast .

[odin650]

@meowistforlife I've personally been up to 55 on a moutian bike myself. It's dangerous as Hell, but sure is FUN!!!

[LOLGamecube]

5:00

[WarriorW1N]

you may not fart in a public place after 6 am XD again

[WarriorW1N]

boogers can not be flicked in to the wind XD

[613shell]

does anyone notace theres no 5:01?

[Iheartclubp]

i live in washington state. LOLLIPOPS ARE NOT BANNED!

[MegaBumblebee666]

@Iheartclubp while I think most of these are fake laws change all the time it could be an old one from years ago.

[ColdLikeNovember]

@Iheartclubp according to another video it is also illegal to bed a virgin...even on a wedding night in your state i dont believe it lol

[inflatablegrape]

4:11

what if im lactose intolerent?

[inflatablegrape]

1:42 thats because there was once a club in Florida (The Coconut) that caught on fire. Everyone was pressing up against the door trying to get out, but because it opened in nobody could

[DMIsREAL]

really? most of these are not wierd

[321usuck]

was that washington state or d.c.???

[INSANEBOY63]

CRAP! no nukes :(

[ThatGuyBen99]

2:00 What? i skateboard and i have no liecence and nobody cares

[killshitallday]

actually I believe the 60 mph car rule with no driver might exist because of hollywood stunt drivers in movies, causing wrecks at high speeds, and they are most likely remotely driving the cars at high speeds into each other obviously there arent people in cars that go over cliffs either right, a car going faster then 60mph would be too dangerous if the remote failed and they lost control, under those circumstance only does that law make any sense. Message what you think about it.

[trollkiller13]

I live in British Columbia and it's actualy illegal to harm Bigfoot here

[TheAbirdstudio]

in my town if a criminal assaults you with a weapon you have to fight him back with the same weapon, like if he assaults you with a dildo YOU HAVE TO FIGHT HIM BACK WITH A DILDO

[animaux123]

DUH...doors have to open outwards everywhere fire hazards they started this law because of the triangle shirtwaist fire of 1911 .......not a dumb law

[AeroSchmied]

Has anyone ever tried to detonate a nuclear weapon from the 2nd story of a hotel on sunday???

[IAmFromAfghanistan]

Allowed to beat their wives? WHAT? Are you kidding me..........

[barneysgonnafindyou2]

Lol the Cali ones are fake

[PurplePengiun294]

Tactical Nuke Incoming...

Dang it's illegal

[AmeyTV]

@TheSharpRazor LOL.

[TheSharpRazer]

In new york, the penalty for jumping off a building is death. Go figure.

[hihihihi411]

all lollipops r banned?!?!?! how the freak am i gonna live?!?!?!?!?1

[mcvampfreakjk]

and for the dumbest law of them all...the prohibition of marijuana

[CamBen24]

you cant buy meat on sundays? why the heck? also thumbs if you were brought here by daneboe's "thats illegal" series.

[cat21860]

In Sault Ste. Marie MI its illegal to spit agast the wind

[rabbidfishy]

one or two of these are mildly sensible, but that's because they were likely used to murder somebody, or cause damage to a building, like a car moving at 60 mph without a driver. somebody probably jumped out of the car before smashing it into a building. but making it illegal wont stop somebody from doing it. it'll probably actually encourage people to do it.

[SuperPhdiva]

If the government is stupid enough to make these dumb laws, what makes people think that they won't attempt to enforce them??? Great case of babysitter governments doing what they have no business doing.

[bosaap10]

wtf...

[hairyreasoner]

It's a very interesting video. So many of the laws on the books (I'm Canadian, and we have similar, silly laws still kicking around) are so outdated. But there's another thing about them: they come from a backward, obviously, but also superstitious time. Very interesting. No meat on Sundays? lol

[raven125lol678]

a man can legally beat his wife but not more than once a mounth thats crap if a man beats a woman at all he will go to jail

[ArmadylOwnX]

these arent fucking real lol, ut its funny :P

[chansmellmyfarts]

4:00 like they don"t already know how

[Ted7864]

"Doors of all public buildings must open outwards" is not a stupid law it is done for fire safety. In case of fire people tend to panic and when they run for the doors they "crush" up against each other so the door will not pull inwards. So for safety reasons the door must be able to be pushed open outwards to prevent people from blocking the door from opening.

[kilbara12]

omg who would have sex with a porcupine unleass they want needles in their dick/or vagina

[oxofrogmadoxo]

the weird thing someone would have had to do these things for people to be able to have the idea to make them illegal

[Nyghtshade409]

Now the one about the umbrellas to avoid spooking horses actually made sense back when everyone rode horses or had horse-drawn carriages, because accidents caused by horses getting spooked were very dangerous and could get a lot of people hurt. After cars replaced the horse, they just never bothered to take the law out of the books again. A lot of these laws made sense at the time they were made, but no longer do. Then again, some are just insane no matter when they were made.

[321Bizzare]

what is the 'missionary position' @ 2:44 ?

[mgarretti]

@321Bizzare its where a woman is sitting on top

[musicgirlly1]

Make a whole video about west virginia laws! :)

[someone2121996]

What "sing off key" means ?

[GaaraLover1792]

@someone2121996 to "Sing off key" means to sing off-pitch or out of tune with a song.

[greatnessofepic]

Texas: It is Legal to beat your wife on Sunday on the courthouse steps of Dallas

[TheZags18]

georga: it is illegle to tie a giraff to a telaphone pole.

[PsychoLegoBrick]

if i cant shoot a buffalo from the 2nd floor, then i will shoot from the 3rd

[Doug74228]

1:21 will they arrest the car(x

[OverDosedOnCookies]

Oh c'mon dude you had to make atleast one of them up x'D

[Ambershae2]

1:20 would that include Transformers? I would hope not.

[howtobeastitup96]

why are lollipops banned in washington?

[96haynzy]

Lol yanks have retarded laws!! Hahahahahahah

[kccheesepie2]

its true in connecticut it's gotta bounce to be a pickle :D

[psychoscribe13]

I agree with most of theses laws...except for beating ur wife once a month.

[foorbyfour]

3:09 wth!!! ur in the middle of a country with no WHALES!!

[foorbyfour]

for florida omg rlly these r soo dumb

[gizmo664100]

hahaha

[Denitrifikat]

1:42 seems fully logical to me :/

[hulksmash911911]

4:22 WELL DUH!

[hulksmash911911]

the buffalo thing makes sense tho im pretty sure it is the states animal

[hulksmash911911]

0:31 WTF!!!

[thedarkklown1]

in waterville, Maine,, you cant walk down main street and chew gum

[MarsIloveBruno]

is this person sure that these are all real

[glicthguy]

The opening doors one is very dumb!! I mean when a random guy walks to a door another guy might push open the door and the random guy gets owned buy a opening door!! XD

[reverb1952]

2:22 sorry Justin

[sohrabsal7]

@reverb1952 Leave him alone! Your probably 12 years old who hates JB because your friends don't! IM SO TIRED OF DBAGS!

[reverb1952]

@sohrabsal7 and your probably a belieber who thinks jb is God, and don't recognize other amazing artists, Justin Bieber has the second most disliked video on youtube so stfu with your blind self

[sohrabsal7]

@reverb1952 I DO NOT!!!!!! I love other artists! I don't even like JB's music! It just pisses me off when people try WAY too hard to try and get top commented or try to get a laugh! HE'S FREEKING 17!!!!! YOU "JOKERS" ARE EVENTUALY GOING TO DRIVE HIM TO SUICIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­! DO YOU WANT THAT TO HAPPEN??????!!!!!! (I swear if you say yes then your going to hell)

[reverb1952]

@sohrabsal7 if he stopped singing publicly i would never say another word about him

[sohrabsal7]

@reverb1952 And I suppose you can sing better?

[greatnessofepic]

@sohrabsal7 anyone can

[RIPGhost522]

@sohrabsal7 more than likely, he probably hit puberty and not a door

[sohrabsal7]

@RIPGhost522 Whatever. Just lay off.

[narka360]

@sohrabsal7 yes



[bethybro1996]

@reverb1952 1:47 sorry justins parents.

[dustylove7]

@reverb1952 LOL:))))

[sharknerd13]

@reverb1952 lllllllllllooooooooooollllllll­llll im the militia beaver destroyer jk lol

[sil3ntaveng3r]

porcupine?!

[Lordoftheghostking28]

@sil3ntaveng3r poor thing........

[kageroninja]

i think most of these are just unenforced laws

[mdawg4823utube]

california: its illegal to have a pile of horse poop more than 6 ft high on a street corner

[kitten123t]

all lollipops are banned? wtf? " hey you! you have a lollipop! you gotta go to jail!" what if the kid is like only 2?

[12345senoj]

the first law for nc is fake otherwise i would most likely be in juvey right now because they make us sind in school

[domdom111111]

It's illegal to have sex with a porcupine????? So that means there's a guy who tried???? LMAO!

[Sara10891]

some of those facts are on DSI flipnotes :D

[massivecomplexity]

in ocean city, new york, the penalty for jumping off of a building is death.

[darshanmiller]

@massivecomplexity putting salt in a railroad track is alabama leads to a death penalty

[fretacat1996]

Washington: you CAN walk on public streets with a cold. lollipops are most definitely NOT banned, not sure about the American flag one, you can pretend your parents are rich but not many people will believe you, spitting on the bus isn't ILLEGAL but the bus drivers don't appreciate it, and you CAN buy meat on sunday for sure. Your source lies.

[flammingummybear]

@fretacat1996 cany you have a little fun instead of ruining it for some people.........7?

[kitten123t]

@fretacat1996 i know right!

[BALLOONSofEPICNESS]

ok at 2:02 its on thursdays THURSDAYS i only know this because of an app on my iphone

[GDOBSSOR]

Consider this: In New Zealand, until 2008, it was illegal for a bus to stop at a bus stop! LMAO!

[StarSwampert]

You forgot that in Arkansas, you can not mispronounce Arkansas.

[dudeproductions100]

if I can beat her once a month I know when I will do it. HER PERIOD

[domdom111111]

@dudeproductions100 I hope it's dark humour, if so, LOL! If not, well.....

[stonecold2man]

What is this song? Somebody pls tell me

[ManiacFlamer]

your cant sing off key? that sucks

[allenwood100]

@ManiacFlamer ITS ALSO AGAINST THE LAW IN N.C. TO USE PROFANITY WHILE IN THE PRESENCE OF DEAD PEOPLE - NO BULLSHIT

[Legiong100]

Conneticut*