Gilbert Gottfried "Duct Tape"

[TheGuinnessboys]

lol whats up with jews and egg shaped heads? this guy and Adam Sandlers head.

[jokkepokke95]

A guy goes to his wife and hands her two aspirins and a glass of water.

The wife goes "what's this for, I don't have a headache?"

So the guy goes "Good, let's fuck!"

[RagDollMovies]

@jokkepokke95 ….humor?

[jokkepokke95]

@RagDollMovies

Yeah, adult humor.

[RagDollMovies]

@jokkepokke95 just sounded like a sucky attempt at humor to me

[jokkepokke95]

@RagDollMovies

That's weird, since it's a joke by Gilbert Gottfried. If you don't like his type of humor, then stop watching these videos.

[jokkepokke95]

@RagDollMovies

besides, you obviously didn't get it, which is why it wasn't funny to you.

[TheThreadshitter]

"kicks"? WTF, those are called shoes you crazy bitch.

[Zeanu]

He looks like Obama's funny twin.

[shabyyy]

Legend!

[the26thhour]

I would never want to get into an argument with this guy

I love him but would have to kill him

Cause he'd have owned me ten times over b4 I'd even taken a breath

[IconicBellezza]

It is amazing to hear his voice haha. It's so bizarre.

[Danbotology]

Hi, I'm Dr Marvin Monroe...

[TheIntenseNapkin]

i am that one guy who laughs at these kind of jokes

[NIGHTMAREa7xfoREVer]

my had morgan freeman rhyming

[JMB129]

I am offended by people who are offended by dirty jokes. Especially the ones who moan, as if they're literally having to eat whatever the dirty part of the joke is.

[soulshower]

Gilbert Gottfried: Straight from 3RD BASES 'Gas Face' video. LOL

[MROBERTS46]

Boxers, Briefs or Duct Tape....????

THIS is a funny man

[sevenfoldconfession]

Great Voice gor GTA V :) 

[bound4tahiti]

I went to see Gilbert in Las Vegas at the Hilton last night. First time. 2 tickets $124. He performed from 9:15 PM to 9:54. THAT'S IT! 39 MINUTES! That's the shortest set I have ever seen any comedian, musical or entertainment headliner do. The audience was shocked when he said "Goodnight." Total RIP OFF. Gilbert, you got our money once and had a chance to gain 2 new fans for life. NEVER AGAIN.

[FlameAdder]

Christ, this woman sounds like she's on coke.

[YouGattaLove98]

isnt it scary how he sounds and loks like adam sandler..... well it sounds like adam when adam tlks in a funny voice :)

[Pieishman]

BOB SAGET WHO RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990!!!

[mebeADK]

He played that squinty face little weasel on Hannah Montana!!!!

Barney Bitman!!!!!

[adrianwhiterules]

i got a joke " my friend has a W tattoed on each buttcheak, one day he goes to the skatepark, and bends over to tie his shoelaces, everyone looks at him, points laughs, and says wow" if u get the joke do watever u want with it, its my friends joke ( oh and its true in some waysi was ther) if u dont get it, i want u to think real hard with ur tiny brain for awile nd wen u finaly get it i want u to say " wow, i FAIL!!!!" please put ur own jokes as a reply to this one i want to here thm ( read)

[CanineFaeces]

@adrianwhiterules And he's naked, at a skatepark?

[StrangerQuark]

@boatofcoins Though I'll grant you, the only reason he can get away with some of his material is because he's Jewish (case in point: "Was the Holocaust really that bad an idea? I don't think so!")

[StrangerQuark]

@boatofcoins "...he'd commented that the reason I was chosen for Race Around the World, and not him, was because I was Jewish, and the media was run by Jews.... Oh no, it was a secret meeting in Jerusalem, with a dozen hook-nose rabbis and international bankers, who decided to annoint me the chosen one, you dorito eating fuck! Until next time, go to hell!" - John Safran

[smartwarlord]

@boatofcoins

Yes. I was personally responsible for making him famous.

[counterclockwise123]

@boatofcoins oh yeah you're totally right. i mean it has nothing to do with the fact that he's hilarious.

u fucking natzi! go die

[92997sarah]

wow i never noticed how much gilbet gottfired and adam sandler look and act alike!

[TracyAndersonFoxhunt]

Gilbert makes me laugh!! the real success of a comedian is when you just think of his name and you start laughing... I love Gilbert Gottfried!!!! XD

[MJcandy2563]

gilbert GOT FRIED!!!

[KarateKidRyan]

he is a true legdend

[MikeDH945]

i wish they just let him say anything he wanted to when he was staring as Iago the parrot in Aladin.. it would of been a much better movie

[stewpudidiot]

neither, i use duck tape. hahahaha

[Tigerlily21]

where is the video clip of his roast of Bob Saget? It was so funny.

[needles1987]

I googled "Bob Saget" and it came up "Why?"

[dobnits]

im pretty sure it was Glenn Beck who raped and killed a girl in 1990. Maybe it was both...which makes 1990 a pretty bad year to be a girl.

Please dont kill me

[Blockization]

So if you have PROOF that BOB SAGET... RRRAAAAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990, STOP STANDING AROUND GOSSIPPING, and tell the POLICE ABOUT IT.

[strawhataddison]

i bet gilbert pulled those shoes out of a dumpster.

[Budskee420]

I don't think the rumor is true, that BOB SAGET RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990!

[Tariffs]

neither i use duct tape

haha!!

[fishandfestival]

Gilbert is one of the best comedians ever...He doesn't seem to age either.

[twitchalmighty]

For a Dirty Joke, That was just perfect.

[PashminaAfgan]

i hate him

[bastymanguy]

@PashminaAfgan stfu rag head paki

[dragonballgt88]

Bob saget definitely did not RAPE AND KILL A GIRL IN 1990

[therealericparrey]

actually i herd he did, dummy

[MrRubio99]

@dragonballgt88 no but he did fuck her

[hellere10banditters]

@dragonballgt88 What's that show called? :) I can't find it where he talks about Bob Saget. It's so damn funny! :D

[ItsMeM4rio]

@dragonballgt88 Of course not! It was '91.

[fuckvegan]

@dragonballgt88 Yes he did....You idiot

[BabeeRedd]

@dragonballgt88 Bob Saget Raped and killed a girl in the movie Dream State that is where everyone is getting that from!

[BabeeRedd]

@dragonballgt88 Bob Saget raped and killed a girl in the movie Dream State that is where everyone is getting that from!

[LiquorWreckedEmGood]

@dragonballgt88

ok, so which year was it?

[bittergunowner12]

I use duct tape, fuckin hilarious.

[AtlasTravis]

Fuck, for a minute there I thought he was going to do the Aristocrats!

[shawnycats]

stop putting words in my mouth!!!! thats epic.

[counterclockwise123]

i heard someone say Afflac in the last 2 seconds lol

[frickadele]

Every time he speaks...

I loose my spleen.

I can always buy one at the corner market.

[RedArcheryGirl92]

OH my God! Hez da best! Who ever knew "Iago" was so funny!!! LOL

[AssasinForJesus]

"neither, i use duct tape"

lold

[AssasinForJesus]

BOB SAGET...Who raped and killed a girl in 1990

[pocky94]

ya um i dont believe that BOB SAGET RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990

[evilkevin232]

...So if you have any information that BOB SAGET RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990, stop gossiping and go straight to the police!

[Robin444C]

seriously?

[num1Jaysta]

He was great last year. Couldn't STOP laughing when he kept repeating that!

He was even better on Joan Rivers.

[LUZER192394]

this guys hilarous

[KarateKidRyan]

funniest man alive

[sjrsport0817]

this dude always cracks me up

[wolfservant5]

stop trying to put words in my mouth

[KingOfTheClutch]

in certain angles he looks like Obama

[joesabido]

I agree with you... and I can't help pissing on myself when I picture Obama giving a press conference with that voice...

[MizzFrylock]

dude, did i just hear someone yell "aflac!" ?? LOL

[chewbaca1989]

That was great.

[Kroodor]

Haha "stop trying to put words in my mouth!"

[oscar536]

"AFLAC"  HAHA!!!

[Thatcrazykidbrendan]

same news anchor from i like turtles!

[stakleni00]

He's fucking hilarious! :D

[perfectperfecto]

he was on Howard Stern the other day!

[phendformyself]

Hell yeah!! That's why I'm lookin his shit up! He fucking KILLED me on Stern last week. It's great when he and Artie get goin' and I love all of his old-ass references, too.

[natefromcanada]

Most underrated comic in the world.

[curvy71]

i miss watching gilbert gottifried on usa up all night. i really liked that.

[diquebutte]

he's was fucking hilarious on Dr. Katz too back in the 90's

[yinyang626]

He was real good as Iago in Aladdin in '92, and he thought "Police Academy" was so terrible that he was surprised he didn't even star in it!!

[rointo]

Proof that Gilbert Gottfried rules.

[kaker69]

he was on a bucket, eeeww(shutter),

trying to fuuck it.. it was a smelly ass farm lama. -damn dog, how ya gonna dis yo momma

[Archedgar]

Lol that's the clean part of the joke.

Gilbert is a god.

[blingbling830]

i wish i had his voice!!! gotta love him!!!!

[Kotlettbengt]

Is that his genuine voice?

[ghostwarriorstudios]

AFLAC!

[luckymexxx]

Greatest comedian..xD

[dot12321]

What the fuck is wrong with his voice? Always wondered

[platter4]

the best voice

[Bimm3rcc]

i use DUCK TAPE

[theticklemonstar]

i was laughing so hard at that, aha.

[VariedInterest]

DUCT

[SnappPerson]

omg thatb voice! LOL

[tinkerdilll]

Gilbert is greatest!

[countercrafter]

i always think of him being a parot when i hear his voice

[8data]

hes definitely interchangeable with various animals

[Jahrahking]

Honestly....his sense of humor is waaaaaay better when your drunk.

[carajoconopuneta]

"Not with me, I avoid that type of material because I just like to do stuff that is clean and wholesome."

I lfmao at that part

[fuckGodGOAtheism]

hahahah he makes me smile so cute :D

[Defiantmac]

fuck you douche bag suck my fat penis

[chrissphinx]

lol ... iago?!

[rubberbandman3rd]

mary kate and ashley olsen walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a ass hurts, the bartender says how do you make a ass hurt, the olsen twins says that bob sagat hands you a chocolate milk he just just made then you wake up three hours later lying on your stomach.

That was classic

[MAlatinboy]

@rubberbandman3rd LMAO that has to be one of my fav jokes ever. i remember that from the roast and i laughed so hard at that whole bit. he was also good at hoff's, but not like saget's roast.

[rubberbandman3rd]

@MAlatinboy I like hoff's roast as well, but he lost momentum when he used the same joke about pam's vag with her and the hoff, I like the whitney cummings bit, she went beast on all of them lol

[MAlatinboy]

@rubberbandman3rd yeah def, he dragged the joke out a bit, but it was overall hilarious. was the lisa lampenelli tampon joke in the hoff roast? that was too funny also

[furiousgeorge413]

Gilbert was the funniest mofo at the roast by far...

John Stamos walks into a bar..the bartender says," we have a drink named after you.." John Stamos says, "you have a drink called SECRET FAG?!" CLASSIC!!

[8data]

they (both norm and GG) were great

but i agree, gilbert seems to be the funniest overall

[angelicnv420]

duct tape huh?

[alfaromeo17]

LMAOO!!!

[ProducerUnknown]

Gilbert was nuts.

[imacoolguyonline]

that guy's dropped wayyy too much acid man

[karatekidgreen]

his voice makes me laugh always. hes awesome though.

[1PrincessFiona]

Gilbert is awesome

[nisointernational]

gilbert gottfried is the man. hands down