Eagleman (Freak Dealer) Commercial

[oktags]

hahahah wat the fuk

[MadflowsA]

This was uploaded on my birthday. Always did love this commercial

[crosscountrysmurf]

this is some stone in shiznit

[gocleanwaste]

What a hilarious commercial! If you think this is funny I bet you'd like ours: watch?v=nughUrMKECg

[ivanbomb10]

KPOOOOPPP

[MrZombieRyan]

O_o

[davidguyon]

Thumbs up if you're from Chicago and NO ONE told you to come here. It's embedded in our DNA. Just like the Empire Carpet commercial.

[SouthwesternEagle]

Oh, this is an ABSOLUTE disgrace. =X

[ZomBieboy150]

ok



[TheHonp]

0:21

Why is there an S&M whip there?

[TheBnkAi]

seriously?

[CaturdayMega]

what the fuck kpopp? XD

[McLoelz]

That's defenetly some material to fuck up your childhood O.o

[Decists]

I'm really high...WHAT IS THIS?!

[DudeIAmSoHigh]

Why was the man laughing so hard? Why did the lady have a mustache? Why did she/he sound like Crusty the Clown? Why was the lady tied to the chair? Why was the cards so big? Why didn't she remove the Joker? Why is she playing cards in the first place? Why does a eagle care about car insurance? What DO you have for me? Why does he give the lady/man egg boobies? How did she get untied? Why are there so terrible actors? And last but not least... Who the F*** is EagleMan? Winner gets a COOKIE!!! ^_^

[DudeIAmSoHigh]

Is that Krusty The Clown's voice?

[RyannIsHereee]

WTF!?

[Ketrian]

Wow. This commercial makes my local ads look like Steven Spielberg films.

[duh1142]

@Ketrian lol

[purplrosez05]

there are so many things wrong with this commercial...

[TheTeten14]

......wat the fuck...

[luckman8]

Kpopp

[ScaredStraightUtube]

and they say japanese have retarded commercials....

[MegaD3lta]

Kpop sent me lol

[liamjbond]

kpopp sent me

[xJayZer0x]

kpopp sent me

[Battlefieldcom384]

Ah ah um uh. the fuck?

[Armondo611]

holy shit did he just shit eggs at the he/she

[killa218699]

i thought the general insurance commercial was bad lmfaoo

[SuperXxhaloxX]

Wow kpop was right

[LeafVillItachi]

whoever was the mastermind behind this... has problems

[SiLvErNiGhT1234]

this .. was .. juss ... WOW omg this is juss .. bad LOL

[Lees7333]

KPOPP sent me to hell

[mersby]

LOOK AT YOUR EAGLE FACE!!!!

[Daniel95323]

KPOPP LOL!

[spazman345]

Thumbs up if Kpopp sent you :)

[TriforceLightning]

What in the fuck did I just watch?

[xxxEliteJewxxx]

Kpopp....... what did you make me watch??????? thumbs up if u were like WTF when bent over and shat

[Giantjules55]

@xxxEliteJewxxx ur sooooo cool and sexy...... everyone sub to him.... hes gunna be huge!!!!! im talkin bout machinima big!!!!

[scotty121400]

kelly what did u make me watch

[sharpshooter740]

lol

[MrJohncenarox5]

lmao. Thumbs up if you got here by kpopp

[wiehow]

@MrJohncenarox5 kELLY ftw

[makemeninja]

wow kpopp... lol

[GDHGDYFJH]

Kpopp

[Adam19822000]

0:29 well that's a disturbing visual

[YellowjacketAsian]

About as close to Japanese commercials as American commercials get!

[JustChrisLTD]

I'd play an Angry Birds Eagleman edition.

[TacticalToast619]

WHAT

[SongsJerome]

I miss living in Chicago. That's my home peeps!

[boyhitscar7]

My cousin is the woman with the mustache lol

[IchibodCrane]

WTF, the General's mother? XD

[tomek92pl]

its freaking awesome and funny when u r stoned xD

[josephvanorsby78]

wtf is this, this is a commercal, that is some great acting they diserve an award. lol

[Tsoytsoss]

xa0a0xax0x  F@CK ME..... LOL

[dlogan93]

it must be eaglemaannnn

[omegasinnocence]

What the shit is this fuck?

[kbg187]

YOU LOSE

[fgrfgfg]

How many times can the word "fail" can be typed to accurately count the amount of fail in that commercial?

[miaouni]

whaT THE FUCK IS THIS?

[gbabis]

totally retarted ad...

[clustro]

man

and i thought the 2girls1cup chicks would do anything for money

these people are more hardcore than them.

[KyraPixy]

"no! i don't want that!"

give that woman an oscar

[jayphill16]

WTF?!?!?!

[flowerofliz]

a fucked up commercial

[SilverFeet]

but.... EagleMAN! Male!... EGGS?!

[girtonman]

the guy in the maroon sounds like rickytic

[BBIAN0]

I remember seeing these commercials as a kid. Eagleman, come back!

[ytnate93]

0:29 It sounds like he just had explosive diarrhea.

[mrgoodwil]

@ 0:37

The egg on the right shrinks.....hmm....

*hits play again*

IDK why but i love these!

[BBIAN0]

I'm more curious about the burn marks on the eggs. Eagleman has very explosive egg-laying powers.

[DarkBallYE]

Did he just shit his testicles?! O_O

[benmhess]

My god that's some stupid shit ahaha.

Did this ad really get on TV?

[jonrev]

Yes, it's one of many that aired in the Chicago area.

[Trapolellogram]

I love the fact that Eagleman's mouth doesn't even move in this one! So awesome.

[WTtoolman]

Is this an attack on transexuals???

[0402music]

i think it is lol

[ghostgrabber]

only if i can work with that cute Redhead..lol

[ZeldaDD]

Ahahaha!

"I've got something for YOOOOOU!"

It gets better in each commercial.

[jacobyfilms205]

omg wtf

[captaincanuck99]

Ryddler's the woman-type with the moustache?

[MagpieLee]

that looks like ryddler

[Madfitz2004]

that male actor is the cop on the sarah silverman show

[randomguy019]

You know... Since the first did soo well (Sarcasm), they have to make even crappier sequels.

[54spiritedwill54]

these commercials are so cool

[ghostgrabber]

i''ve watched these Eagleman commercials all day..I need to get a job.

[joeisnesqiuk101]

maybe you should sell eagleman's insurance!

[angelinaramon]

Holy crap!!! I never seen a commercial like this...lol

[Cornychan]

youtube comments

[DerWustenfuchs219]

Jesus Christ...it was Ron Burgundy...then it was Barney in an eagle suit.

[soanim8ed]

Uh, was that an eagle queef?

[blktooth5150]

god this is awesome, i grew up with this stuff. even at age like 7 i was like wtf?

[gavinator011]

Talk about a bad acid trip

[mauownage]

Christ, did they INTENTIONALLY made it this bad?

Its effing hilarious!

[rikiyamashi]

he farted before laying the eggs hahahahahah

[JohnPena]

I WANT TO UPGRADE MY INSURANCE!

[DjC4]

Well everyone should stop making TV ads. Yours will never be this good.

[hordeofdemons]

This is possibly the best one out of all of them. And by that I mean the worst one, of course. I'll never forget the way the girl said "NO-I don't WANT that!" He, he.

[8H2324]

ass rocket. ha

[DaSoxFan12]

that bitch is ugly the one in the pink shirt

[ccricers]

He upgraded his ass to a rocket-egg launcher.

[Marv2121]

eagleman has 2 probelms

1. Men Can't lay eggs

2.Hes using his young as projectiles

[ccricers]

Sometimes you have to sacrifice some of your young for the greater good. It's what these animals do :P

[JmanAmerica]

why is the girl tied up haha

[TheDumbening]

Best commercial ever

[TheDoctor342]

This should be illegal.

[dandorfan]

what in the fuck?

[dollaz525]

lol this is disturbing

[albear972]

The eagle has farted! :30

[yourgaysnarfsnarf]

i love chicago.

[Dumpsterbaby1991]

... Words fail me.

[Lee3nfi3ld]

yea well everyting fails in this shit

[thrashguitarist05]

Anyone notice that this is the father from The Hills Have Eyes.

[funkypoop123]

um, why does that lady have a moustache?

[SynthiaSensate]

Yah this one would scare me when it would come on. So midwest.

[felicity4711]

Pure crack. ***** :-)

[XD00155]

I got something for you

(Lifts up cape, bends over, and shits)

[stefanifan2]

oh em gee. That's all I can say.

[Jennifer493]

Now this is quality television!

[JGinKorporated]

That's so bad it's not even funny, it's just plain sad.

[TimEricMan]

I love these Eagle Man commercials. He should have his own show on Adult Swim or something. Who else would watch that?

[wtfitsed]

OH

MY

GOD!

[Anony1200]

Lowest rates in illnois,lowest budget in the history of mankind.

[Murdock703]

That Prisoner Chick Works at Federal Mogul in Skokie Illinois

I used to work there...and i knew it was her from this commercial

[texasboi76016]

This is basically the greatest thing ever filmed. Jeez.

[thenormalyears]

wat

[PoisonInc]

So let's see, a mustached lady ties another woman to a chair, then a man-sized eagle comes in and shits homing eggs at them.

Wow.

[Dopply]

I've got something...for you!

[freddysnotdead]

if all commercials were like this i'd actually start watching tv.

[Animepop123]

Rotflmao he shit at that poor woman

[piratechow]

god ive missed that

[tommydude123]

im scared, no seriously WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yoanch]

eagleman is so underrated.

[stevetobias]

this is the best thing i've ever seen in my life.

[torrentrip]

ez meg mi a faszom?

[acidqueen69]

these commercials are so cool

[darthstew666]

The writers of this must be Japanese

[kodiakjack85]

Why can't all commercials be this awesome!

[mginsel]

The awesomeness of these ads can't be even be grasped. The lady in the mustache sound like Crusty the Clown.

[emorypaine]

thats a woman? i seriously thought that was a guy

[briareos02]

Now how come this never made the Superbowl??!!

[xxdana]

i love it when the girl says "it must be eagle man!"

[jamesfrancis5]

"IIII'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOOOOOU!"

[dancingcow2]

lol

It like farts them out

I've watched this like ten times

[fattpieceofcrap]

the crappy low budget comercials are always the best

[Moose2775]

The red head is hot, I'd do her in the ass

[ccricers]

Eagle shoots those eggs like a pair of cruise missles.

[zenmachinefilms]

OMG! I thought I worked on some bad spots!

Kids - this is the kind of work you get when you get out of school with all your film and video training. Be warned!

[ZatarohrahkV2]

It looks like the eggs are the freak dealrs boobs!

[JeffSilvers]

"You can't beat these!"

[LoATS]

hey guys I'm cool cuz I'm friends with eagle man's daughter

[boatsdahippo]

freak dealer??? that's possibly the worst commercial I've ever seen.

[yersi]

looooooooooool

[llama9393]

wow me and my bro used to crack up at this commercial when it came on!

[fattpieceofcrap]

what the hell ever happened to these crappy commercials. they need to make more

[freakishndazed]

ahah chicago commercials own

[Glopdemon]

I honestly thought for a second he shat all over moustache woman. Oh well.

[collective007]

eagleman owns

[DJKoerner]

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?! THIS IS SO RETARTED! and i cant help but laugh

[KoroOutbreak]

God, this family is completely nuts.  God bless America.

[zapjaste]

I remember when this commercial came out. I was like, holy shit a new Eagle Man commercial!!! I wish someone had the old Golf Mill Ford commercial on Youtube. I can't find it anywhere on the internet. And that one is a Chicago classic as well. Hey, why don't you do like Stu!

[Kelski1998]

I know the rest of that jingle Push it pull it tow it to Golf Mill Ford Golf Rd and Milwauakee Ave in Niles

[zapjaste]

It's such a shame there's no Youtube of it. :(

[preshisangil]

how embarrassing! did anyone ever buy this insurance or did they just enjoy the commercials as much as i did?

[manofpopsicle516]

I'm from Chicago...I remember seeing these commercials when I was little.

[dacrimsonmask13]

Goood...when eagle man get those eggs out...it's simply disgusting, i'm gonna puke...4 real...

[kentuckyfan85]

...oh my god......

[REVOLVEROCELOT90]

LMAO!! i've got something...FOR YOUU!! OMFG!! i definately just lol'd

[dreamworks18]

chicago sucks, i'm so glad i don't live there. I visited last year and it was soooo boring and old and nasty.

[jd131]

What part of Chicago were you in?

[dreamworks18]

i stayed in the hilton or hyatt or someplace like that near the river and miracle mile....

...you're from houston.