MY GIRLFRIEND plays MineCraft (FAIL) - Ep1

[Juice32112douglas]

gamerish?



[rabizee1]

or the void!!!]

[TheMinecraftCows]

She's gonna kill you when you tell her about peaceful...

[caedissa]

U r nice I suk at minecraft it was so epic I laughed so hard right when she started ZOMBIE!!!! :D :3 I swear if tht creepah didn't explode ur help would've saved her anyways

[thegamemag1]

SSSSssss very nice girlfriend you have there sssssssss.

[smitty35ad]

I almost peed my pants when she kept scraming :D

[Emilija629]

i think she screamed loudest when she saw the crepper

[Emilija629]

U:i think i heard a spider

her:AH WHERE,WHERE?!?!

Me:LOL I ALMOST PEED

[epiczombies1000]

1. Zombie scared the SHIT out of me

2. U guys had sex after that was done

[gman123428]

dude that fuckin funny

[mBrooks95]

Instant subscribe nd like after 2 mins

[dividpokbros]

zombie scared the shit out of me LOL

[shotguntothefaceouch]

you have a funny girlfriend. tell her all about minecraft befor she plays.but most people dont know how to play. so I yousted to know her pain.and she,s not a neard O.K. by.

[MrTheo123456789]

dood she is NOT CLEVER AT ALL!!1 how old is she i mean like seriously!!

[hackenbruchfelix]

oh.. whats that LOL!!!

[evolutionofhumans]

I remember my first days.....

I didn't even know how to play

[theonetruedominator]

First too bad I can't get my non existent girlfriend to play minecraft

[jcynavarro]

man I don't know what the fuss is about.. me and my girlfriend play minecraft all the time.. and she knows more about it now than me.. crafting all kinds of cool shit..

[clouds666]

oh so watching these to freaking funny

[InumaUchiha]

One of my exes got me to play Minecraft... That was about two years ago.xD

I still play and I'm nerdy as ever! Sometimes being a nerd or a geek is really fun. All it is is you being yourself! Being happy!~<3

[2010coolyface]

Lol *Breaks wall* Jessica: ooh whats that?? *Creeper comes out of nowhere* Jessica and him: arghhhh!! Lol

[sakuya981]

WOHO!!! GO JESSICA! YET ANOTHER GIRL PLAYIN MINECRAFT!!! YEA!!! XD

[ConcededDrip]

LET SHE PLAY AMNESIA!!!!

[ConcededDrip]

u get 1 more pc and she can play online with u =P

[985chicken]

Your girlfriend sounds really nice and nice video:)

[pokemonfury136]

what the heck this video sucks

[KHAOS68Demon]

My sis she loves minecraft because of me.

[KHAOS68Demon]

RUN!!! Lol

[afterbum300]

dude you know what first time i give to my sister to play minecraft she built a castle and find a lot of diamonds ????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!! LOL trollolo

[Aerofduty]

lololol, nice vid

[WickedestZombie]

Talk about a spawn in MW3

[emberman240]

cool seed

[SuperLuigiYoshi]

3:05 "My heart is beating" I'd be pretty worried if it weren't... XD

[TheOwned456]

I need my girlfriend to play minecraft

[scrappyy1]

Fail

[ploddy54lyf]

that creeper scared me lol

[EmbattledBog88]

XD i like how the creeper just jumped out of nowhere!!!! HAHAHAHA

[XStreamGunz]

Cows are allways girls, there for there are bul

[epicfacerchanel]

dunjun spawning

[powerfulkiller]

lol you just spawned next to a dunjun

[skillfulleric]

she sounded like she was taking dick in the ass when the zombie appeared

[kokoiv99]

She can play minecraft now? She is very cute :) My favourite name is Jessica lol

[SuperFireDrag]

play with too many items its not good -.-

[MoonGirl213]

can the cows hurt me? LOL! so much fail but it's just cute XD

[hectorthegreatone]

lol at 2:24 did you say run away muffin?

[jameslinay]

lol this is so funny

most people dont know how to play minecraft

[mylife19981]

at the beginning she sounds like shes going to have a baby

[noafish55]

what a cheater!! you use twoomanyitems??????? *two seconds later* WHERE DID YOU GET THAT MOD!??!!!

[noafish55]

why do girls alwayes fail at the first time in minecraft? i am a girl and i can tell that it happened to me too so... but i got the whole idea of the game in like 2 hours and now i am in love with this game!!!

[niko092586]

She sounds hot

[blocklandandroblox12]

mines soooo laggy can you fix it?

[234lollol]

I downgraded all the way back to 1.3_01 and tried the seed "Jessica" but it was differnet

I dont get it

[Sparclen]

@234lollol

You spawn on a different location on the collection of spawn chunks. Believe me, it's the same.

[omlas6]

poor girl

[Theicediablo]

wtf what a spawn O_o

[raccoonpokemon]

*remembers that i has no boyfriend*

FOREVER ALONE :(

[NONPRINTABLE]

Lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

u 2 Sound cute together

[thecooldude121565656]

u 2 sound like a cut cuple 

[rollercoastermaniac2]

jessica: im going deeper inside!

the other person: Thats what she said!

jessica: Eww your gross

[FrOzEnSkiTtlE15]

I'n currently happy.....Ive found out my griend plays minecraft...<3 we play multiplayer all the time..XD and were only 11

[rudy30920]

You sir....have am amazing girlfriend. One that its willing to give minecraft a shot and actually have fun with it. I can honestly say I'm jealous. She's a keeper.

[iStars4eva]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[djmaster2121]

lots of screaming 1:60 ''AHHHHHHHH'' lol

[dannycamilleri]

lol They look pefrect together :P

[Goodatthis123]

By the way, just because someone plays minecraft doesn't mean they are a nerd and still, that doesn't mean nerds can't have girlfriends. In my book, nerd is just a more negative connotation of intelligence. Heck, nerds can go out with nerds! Not calling your girlfriend a nerd, though.

[Goodatthis123]

I love how you put MY GIRLFRIEND in caps all the time.

[TheMajorSock]

OMG

1:59 MADE ME FALL OF MAH CHAIR!

[The1717awesome]

my girlfriend plays minecraft :P

to all those people that say "idc how geeks get girlfriends" i bet you dont have a girlfriend + im 10 so suck it!

[sam77724]

how do these geeks have girlfriends 

[MrJerrybravo]

Yeah same here your girlfriend got you a new subscriber

[AgentWLLL]

zombies cant walk north

[niceguy2091]

Your girlfriend got you a new

Subscriber :D

[newkickass123]

lol she did not know mario slimple

[FireEagle1423]

jessica sounds alot like courtney

[VanillaPWN]

Minecraft + girlfriend= Not right must be a friend or mum

[MrFlamingo1231]

i use this seed :D

[MrsSimonSays]

This is adorable! :D And funny!

[DragonFaceish]

wow didnt know mincraft could be this funny =] thanks to you're girfrind you got a new subscriber =p

[princess435010]

"It's just a spider, your gunna need to go out to get wood" * opens cave* *screams* ok so that's a creeper!

[MegaNarutoFox]

Thanks for tuning down the volum when ur about to scream :P

[Jokester753]

Great freakout, i loved it AHHH

[Azarathqueen]

YOU MADE ME LAUGH MY BUTT OF AT THE CREEPER ENCOUNTER XDDDDD

[BazingaProduction]

Im So gonna use this seed. xD

[minigunshooter1212]

Thanks for the seed!! xD

[OdinMinecraft]

if i was playing and my wood was staked in 4 stack my ocd wud freak out

[frosty91350]

Hahaha you know you have a cool gf when she's even willing to give a game a try!

[Stinkipinkki]

she sounds like ke$ha

[ariesbonifacio]

you got too many items!

[johnathon15walters]

"my heart is beating"

me being clever: oh, may i feel?

[xMiniPayne]

Is she having a orgasm at the start?!

[Adam83412]

girlfriend : ohh i want pink wool

boy freind:that shouldnt be there

girlfreind : but i want pink.

boy freind: BUT YOU CANT HAVE WOOL

[victoriayvictorio]

my ears hurt because of all the screaming.But i like the videos.

[lesa16127867]

lol. i love when the creeper came up and scared her and i love when the creeper

blows up in here face.

[xCELTICSz]

lol creeper



[AnonymousBeings]

I'm getting a headache from seeing how much of a noob your girlfriend is. No offense.

[kauverify2]

@AnonymousBeings

Everyone was a noob at one time.

[rohan21166]

@kauverify2 Heh i wasn't i watched hundreds of lets plays and the such before even getting the game :P

[kauverify2]

@rohan21166

...well, me too. My teacher shows us Minecraft videos all the time in class. *coughcough* But that's beside the point! =P

[MrGuideElk]

Your girlfriend seems retarded. You should find a new one.

[ThatOneMinecrafter0]

@MrGuideElk

You, sir/ma'am, are an idiot. His girlfriend sounds cute, shes just confused because she doesn't know how to play minecraft.

[kauverify2]

@MrGuideElk

Hey now, not everyone plays video games.

[azzaiscool97]

@MrGuideElk NERD! just because you no how to play a game doesnt mean she does!

[thewin50]

2:08 did u minimize the sound?

[ThePearGamer]

im envy you :)

[kauverify2]

You and your girlfriend sound like you're having a lot of fun. :)

[aybal1]

I swear i saw a dunguon

[amycute23]

i have a question HOW CAN I GEZT MINECRAFT?

i mean like that minecraft

[fireduckymoo]

@amycute23 buy it, its like really cheap atm. buying it IS worth it

[llchesterllchester]

Cool,When My Sister Gets Older I'm Ganna Teach Her MINECRAFT :D

[taurena25]

"Creeper shows up"

Girl: AAAAAHHHH

Creeper: Why is every girl afraid of me? q.q

[SaixTheScarred]

"Thatsssssssssss a nice body you got there... Ssssss-BOOM!"

I think he got a bit too excited.. o:

[s24simon]

So sweet and FUKKING LOAD ! and se*y lol

[xTkZEpiiKz]

Looooolll

Legend of a girlfriend

GO JESSICA

[IAmCrockatteer]

Dude, this is awesome. More please.

[blackdragon703]

hahah so funny, keep going

[pokeyRAWR]

@999doodler FUCK I SHIT MYSELF D:

[Minecraftgirl007]

I laughed all the way thru this!!!!

[TheLolzorz1]

BEST seed ever.



[coobls911]

lol u guys r har Larry us

[coobls911]

omg lol i used the seed this is awsome man lol lol lol lol

[Mirza1911able9]

is ur girlfriend blonde :D

[w0jte1]

2:08

[TheDMRmaster]

Your girlfriend sounds a little like sister from rvb. I kinda wanna fuck her

[MegaPieMuffin]

she's not minecraft material but your cute together

[BloodyShaneX]

she will nto go out she will jsut plant and farm animals lol

[EnvyCX]

I got bored once and so i used the seed jessica and spawned different where u were but managed to find the spot :)

[Doofuzz123]

ChronoBasher Did you know that the seed 'relentlous' actually makes you SPAWN in a Dungeon? It's pretty cool.

[OURwayOFlifeXD]

@retardedlycool123 2 seconds

[heartaman2]

thank u for lowering the scream levels :)

[BwAp0]

I haven't watched the video when I posted this but I searched for minecraft fails

[mrbrad455]

11:30 best reaction ever!!!

[moxiegirlz134]

Nice video!

[911BlackRose]

not all girls are like this at minecraft!! My little sister (9) plays and wasn't this bad on her first day, though she has played halo before

[ipadkeyboard13]

11:40 My volume was on full blast...

[ipadkeyboard13]

Omg nice job chronobasher. This is hilarious!! (btw, this is the first vid of yours I've seen, and I intend on watching more)

[PUNCHtheMONK3Y]

this is hilarious

[dasjugsboi]

11:40 When the creeper came I almost pissed myself laughing.

[lukelonko4]

@retardedlycool123 new record! First person to spell enemy wrong.

[dasjugsboi]

@lukelonko4 Ha ha good one.

[Nkovalenk]

@lukelonko4 enemee, enimi, enemi, anamee... Should I continue?

[lukelonko4]

@Nkovalenk No. Someone already beat you to it.

[CreepySquee]

I facepalmed through this entire video.

[EnvyCX]

@EnvyCX Oops sorry Jessica

[EnvyCX]

Jessuca must mean zombies...

[bubbaking909]

59 pepole got there home blown up by creepers

[bigjuju96]

When she saw the creeper for the first time LMAO

[Thefunnypeople123]

IT'S THE MAGIC OF LOVE <3

[Emalfiro]

She was rather good, and not failing at all, IMHO. Fun to watch though and I hope she had a great time with the game.

[mynamemaycontainAtoZ]

pumkin and sugar cane in back round

[steveisakewlname]

finds a dungeon ~look to ur left~ looks left 2 zombies come at her lol, rite there i liked the vid!

[ben9695]

at 2:07 wach it loads of time without smileling and 11:32

[ben9695]

at 2:07 wach it loads of time without smileling

[OdysseyCraft]

2:23(troll face activated)

[xXLoZOwNsXx]

R.I.P People With Headphones

[JazDorianX123]

I know her.

[erbby01]

can u put a warning at the time when u guys scream "turn down your volume"? because it was loud. o_O

[ConnorGaming53]

Omg that was so funny



[dingo2306]

She seems very charming ;-)

[Ram256PL]

she sounds really HOT !!!

[bubbachub211]

at 9:16 i heard a creeper

[nigsplzz]

Xena warrior princess... That was the name of our play for basketball.

[ShieldLessLink]

Wait press I? I just press E to bring up my inventory lol. Much easier.

[ShieldLessLink]

Is it weird I knew she was going to spell Jessica's World? Lol.

[jpmetroidkiller96]

Fucking zombie scared me!

[ElJefeNL]

That's a very nice girlfriend you have there, It'd be a shame if something happend to her... Sssss

[killer33737]

i see all these videos and it looks like you playing the game on the video the clarity is really good so i was wondering what recorder system do you use i use hypercam and i can only make the video so big like inch by inch on screen and when i record my hole computer get laggy and have to turn my computer off so please help me with this and reply

[apocolipto129]

all this idol chit chat, "oh a cow" i remeber when i first played minecraft the first night went by litterly to me in like 10 seconds it was so hectic... and she is like.. :L

[apocolipto129]

You got enough wood hehe, (4 blocks) if only the rest of us played minecraft like that, if im on a new world im not satisfied till i get like, 64 logs lmfao..

[XxMoonPrincessxX13]

Hello, darling... SSSSSSS

[xXSamPlummerXx]

I've went on this seed to check out the obvious dungeon, then found the one in the sea which can be seen in the video, and then not too far away found a 3rd surface dungeon!

[T0KY12]

shit you'r girl screams so damn loud XD

[dronecar]

Lol should have had form this way in the bg

[slavikabmw5]

look look theres a pig swimming at 8:01 !!