Shiny Media One Minute Preview: The USB Pole Dancer

[1CrazyCracka]

just creepy.



[tristanR1414]

For the price of that thibg yoi could pay for a real hooker

[7600kate]

thats barbie when your kids are not home

[megashadowwii]

the toys form toystory might get lucky XD

[plokmijnuhbX]

naughty barbie!

[inmobielienfinger]

Think about it someone masturbate to this ;D

[theddrmaster]

59 seconds D: not a minute.

[Computergeew]

thats just wrong

[OghamTheBold]

Nope - that can't be improved

[awsomedudejake]

naught version of barbie

[BerggreenDK]

thought of buying an adult mag? think they must be cheaper than that piece of barbie... :-s

[KillerRainbowsEatChu]

Doesnt it spin a little 2 slowly?

[kameo360fan]

Boringg...

[Zeuspamkacho]

what are you, 12?

[tipsypyro]

@locopup123 What? You dont believe in supporting single moms?

[evilprincess129]

mommy mommy can i get that barby doll

[DefconO1]

Meh would rather have humping dog.

[muwaho0]

cool!

[1x12x23x3]

GEEKS MUST GET OF ON THIS? LOL

[elegise]

looks like barbie

[altiarinshadow]

MAKE IT RAIN !

[MoonkinDude]

oh wow lol.

[mauroelboga]

yo le doy

[icyhearted01]

Boring, but interesting a USB pole dancer. I like sexy computer peripherals. I have a small usb fan at the moment. It's quite practical.

[PWEI7934]

it's spelled "has" not haf. learn to spell you ignorant fuck. your not a gangsta, and you can't type with an accent douche bag. dummy

[synfulpinion]

lmao oh damn. someone just got pwnd. =O

[JonnyBoysVideo]

That too sexy!!

[iGrowl]

Thats a bratz doll if they ever came out with a USB. -.-''

[4442715]

i cant watch this video

want to chat with singles yZ

[mmonnerat]

boring

[BigBananaMan]

What's the point. That thing is not entertaining in the least. If you think it sliding up and down while spinning is fun to watch, will you still think so after 5 minutes of it doing nothing else but that?

[ewwwaem]

BORING

[sushix777]

nice toy, I just bought one for $25 from MyVirtualZoneDOTcom

[sveintheberserk]

Pointless piece of machinery.

[wardlemike]

It's pointlessness IS the point. What? You've never heard of a white elephant?

[sushix777]

sick toy, i just bought one for my friend 32.95 from MyVirtualZoneDOTcom

[craigjkb]

LOL LOL at 00:34 lol lol !!

[Seany06]

LOL

[bits010101]

only thing missing is the "USB drunk pervert with groping action" and the "USB angry bouncer, bouncing(the pervert)"

[chainedbymemories]

If that wasn't annoying, that noise it makes will be.

[cherokee2602]

it's a gimmick toy you freakin morons get a clue! You probably all will vote for Hillary too!

[twistedvincent]

Me.

[tootsiepops13]

that is just stupid...what kind of sick perv would buy that?

[Grumbletron]

This could lead to horrible things. Imagine if the titty-bar industry got ahold of this, enlarged it and attached a painted up cadaver to it. It's all profit. When the corpse starts getting a bit gamey just go shank another hooker and you've got entertainment for another week or so. Who knows how many deaths this thing is responsible for!

[Xerriphim]

LMAO! I like the way you think, mainly because my mind was actually drifting in that direction as well....scary shit. :P

[d1drifter87]

what's funny is that it actually has barbie's face... now all little girls are gonna want 2 be strippers

[twistedvincent]

Most girls DO want to grow up to be dancers anyway....sad but true

[kewlguy5]

they sell these at frysss electronicssss lol

[saints360row]

hmm i didnt see it hocked up to the usb port...

[cherrylover265]

ok that is just wrong and nasty!

[MrpotatoChips]

The Second "Song" Makes Me Laugh! I Knew This Was Going To Happen Some Day... I Mean Really, Those Barbie Dolls Are So Frickin' Skankey That Eventually Some Sick Bastard Would Get Hory Off Of it And Make A Lil' Stripper Doll. lol

[stubo666]

Oh my God!What a heap of CRAP!!!I laughed soo much! =;)

[Richie0732]

is it running outta battery juice or something?

[wheatpuff]

looks like she's doing a russian folk dance.

[marcunha]

This is the most stupid and useless thing i ever seen on internet

[paparozzi84]

yeah... and i want one

[FlyTrapper69]

This is the sort of gift that Chris Rock is trying to avoid buying his kids for Christmas...LOLOLOL !! All that's needed now is G I Joe sittin nearby at a table sippin' on Gin and Juice flippin' that Barbie hoe quarters !!

[jessicabby244]

umm, thats kinda weird. espically the weird noises.

[waitresschick85]

This would have been cool but the look of the doll and the sound it makes while moving was quite creepy...

[dantist06]

thx guys, you made my day :)

[flyingmagiccarpet]

OMG what crap LOL

[Simorc]

hahahahah

[grahamstoner]

That was great... except that if I owned that I'd always be sticky.

[michaelgodinez]

She is so hot!!!! Hook me up! what's her number?

[montoyer200]

biggest piece of shit ever

[5metv]

Ha Ha HA!!!

[mustardlord]

Check out my new ORIGINAL content! I worked hard on it!

[Waterscapeman]

Please watch my latest film entitled Dana Reeve Crocodile tears shared losses....

Thanks

;o )ason

[ajdpadbury]

I would have this on my desk at work instead of one of those stress-relieving executive toys!

[mistyrayne13]

seriously, who the fuck flagged it? gah!

[davybert1]

Why did you put this up?? Now i have to go wash my hands and clean my keyboard...

[cuzzzie]

-_- NEXT !

[kelvindegrees]

this gave me a boner

[adidas31193]

Im Sorry, but that is super lame...

[usarocks23]

lol

[carbert01]

If I ever went to a strip club.. and all the women danced like that.. I'd probably still have enough money to buy my mother a christmas present.

[JeSsWaZhErE07]

SOO GROSS

[Paradiddler45]

*sigh*

[TheBlessedBlogger]

that is sooooo creepy.

[Durgeofcerberus]

moves up and down, woo hoo

[cr33pyguy]

Nice, I want one so when I run out of money I wont be lonely anymore :P.

[rxqueen22]

LOL. YES!

[Husko272]

you have taken away from my real Pr0n surfing.

[kdwormy]

not USB...

[cherokee316]

They forgot the dollar bills in the G-string.

[splankay]

I love the strippers with freakishly large heads.

[vo7tage]

garbage. you wasted your money.

[Truthiness231]

LOL, NOBODY should have invented this junk. Covering up the loud gears with even louder music that somewhat goes along with the jerky movements of this cheap piece of plastic was a waste of good engineers. When will you retarded Americans have enough pieces of dancing plastic before you're happy? Seriously, if you buy this for your kid you're a horrible parent, and if you buy this for yourself you're a pathetic loser who.. well, let's face it, jerks off on dolls...

[redbeast2]

It's not from the U.S., mr. accusing hollow head.

[danyolrian13]

lmao

[KurtisWM]

I believe that is not from America, so shut up

[ieatflux1]

dear mr. dipshit,

id like to bring to your attention that the mother fucking brits made this piece of dancing plastic. please wipe that shit out of your brain before you speak. its getting your intellectual shit everywhere.

sincerely, an intellectually superior person to you.

[Truthiness231]

ROFL, I never implied that it was MADE in America, I said it's retarded Americans that buy this shit! XP

You can all now go shoot yourselves for being so fucking retarded, thank you and come again ^.^ (btw I do this to offended, so I already won hours ago)

[SuperSayian2Gohan93]

It's not my fault you're gay.

[Truthiness231]

/sarcasm Wow, super intelligent retort of the day ^.^ Overtly blind prejudice, I'm so proud..

[SuperSayian2Gohan93]

You can't even spell retart. How the fuck am i prejudice? Maybe you need to stop talking outta your ass, Cocksucker. Go take some steroids, you gay fuck.

[Truthiness231]

*reads over your post and nearly shits himself* A belated Christmas present, oh rapture!

Retort : To reply, especially to answer in a quick, caustic, or witty manner.

Retard : You

Retart : Not a word..

About the gay comment (addressing your prejudice, IOW): you weren't complaining last night when I gave it to your ass nice and hard (you even licked up the santorum! Yes, from both of us!)

[SuperSayian2Gohan93]

You're a gay motherfucker. *starts laughing* That's hilarious. Coming from a homosexual kid that has a family that fucks themselves everyday.

[Truthiness231]

You don't care to explain how you can't even spell retarded, but you would like to say I'm a 'gay motherfucker', an oxymoron (ironic, no?). ROFL YOU PWNED YOURSELF.. but I must say that now I'm a little down because you left me nothing else to do.. oh well, got a laugh anyways (see you tonight hun). ^.^

[SuperSayian2Gohan93]

Are you a girl or something? Fuckin retard this guy is. Don't you think you should be running along and asking your dad to fuck you or something?

[Truthiness231]

ROFL what part of you lost (you learned how to spell some of your words from me for that matter) don't you understand? ^.^

BTW: I don't care if you call me gay, I'm not homophobic.

[SuperSayian2Gohan93]

Answer the damn Question, Are you a boy or a Girl?

[GazongaGizmo]

arguing on the internet is like running in the special olypmics - even if you win, you're still retarded.

[SuperSayian2Gohan93]

You know what GazongaGaylord, You shouldn't be talking shit because no matter what you say, I wouldn't give a damn, So fuck off, Rapist.

[NoZof]

MEGALOL!!

Muhahaha i guess i never had to wet my pents by laughing damn today i nearly did omg hehe...

Thank you Guys for a great Coffee Break :)

[atominic]

her yurt odasına gerekli

[hoarp001]

ha, that could be dancing to anything, it hardly dances to the song....

[mattiamusic]

classic piece of shit.

[uniterscron]

crap

[markapsolon]

Do they make one that really is topless??..lol.

[patio87]

Who the fuck would buy this?

[sergey444]

as an office joke lol, i'd get it!

[infernalmage]

I wouldnt doubt it if he's getting off on that thing.

[Roboburrr]

pffffft stupid piece of poop

[mnvikings1973]

damnit i should have invented that

[MadamFoogie]

Irritating.

[Simonio8]

that was kinda cool...useless but cool. I wish i get a job where i design crap like that!

[UnderAPurpleSky]

lol, that's one thing I definitely don't want inserted into my slot.

[PatrickSenior]

gay!

[bootylover77]

who cares

[trashby]

LOL that is the best!

[kaiser779]

Lmao! that looks like a utter pile of sh... XD

[mccannisdown]

Ditto. Animatronic pole dancer FTL

[angellicchaos]

That's hillarious

[wolf424]

yeah its cool but hearing the gears and squeks it makes while moving up and down the pole gets annoying

[Quiqe]

omg

[gsewake]

LMFAO.

[sigmaman2]

Well, which would you rather get, this, or one of those singing big-mouth bass thingys?

[baileyabb]

I want one

All I got is a dancing beer can. from 1995.

[NihilKrist]

I think my eyes just started bleeding. Possibly the worse use of a usb socket ever, much prefer the usb rocket launcher :D Waaaay more fun in an office too.

[gleimbeck]

Stupid

[williamwallus]

why is it usb, why not just fuckin plug it into the wall?

[ShinyFashion]

It dances to whatever music you're playing on your computer. Santa Baby was an MP3, the other bit is the demo button on the stand.

[LadyMinaHarker]

Who even had the guts to invent this, market it, and sell it? That's a silly thing, but someone out there is a millionare.

[officercartman666]

the sales for this are going to rocket now! I can't believe these are £29.95!

[CocoaCola]

oh wow...

[C0LDSH07]

Where did she learn those movesd! She's totally HOT!

[Crystalw01]

I hope you did not use any of your own money on that.

[armouredcheese]

those motors are tooo noisy

[slownsilent]

now thats just sad

[moonpieaidan]

Hey lets buy 3

imagine sitting in an office designing that

[Marianne13Davis]

I need one of these.

[rawmotion]

what a worthless piece of junk! DESTROY!!

[jannej312]

this makes me really horny!

[dkhummersr]

It cost a buck per dance!!!!

[FlyHawaii]

What a useless piece of crap!

[Crogrom]

rofl the chinese exports will be bigger then 2% next year lol...

[SanityBreach]

...that was kinda boring, who would want one of those? i could understand if she moved alittle more than slightly up and down

[OnyxDragun]

Mind telling me how that is pornography? Geesh is a doll that is going up and down on a pole ;)

[moppwns]

"and as if that wasn't bad enough" - nice

[XAss]

rooooooooofl

[akirax1x]

the best way to use a barbie doll. LOL

[howardmeis]

LOL that's fucking awesome! How much does one of those cost?

[meepers79]

LOL.. ahahhaa I'd love to meet the one who made that thing ahahahaa

[erinstyle]

ARRGH!

the end.

[valiumsummer]

Will it blend?

[UnicoVeroDio]

Yes, it Blends! :D

[seven4seven]

I would very much like to see that! It is only what it truly deserves.

[scorpweb]

ROFL :D i concur

[SWGisGay]

Will it blend that is the question!

[kaiser779]

Lol, I'd love to see it on that XD looks cheap so it'll probably fall apart before it is even put in the blender

[UnderAPurpleSky]

LOL! That cracked me up! :-p

[DanieJay]

I'm dumberer for having seen that.

[wilfridpark]

What the hell? I thought pornography was banned on Youtube.

[tamrix]

im so dizzy lol

[tek9labs]

gay

[Geminate7]

Smash it, burn it, make it go away.

[culwin]

One of the lamest things I've seen ever.

[VeryVeryMeanBastard]

Then go buy a cheap whore for yourself

or better yet

GO FUCK YOURSELF

[cheaperthrills]

why would u put the trouble into writing (remove the star) when u could have just deleted the damn star... IDIOT

[VespertilioFructus]

Listen to those gears grind!

[frenchpark92701]

A cool way to keep the nerds home.

[delduck]

Now I know what to give Mom for X-mas

[ElliottPrecinct]

Love the G-Banger!

[BrooklynENY]

thats cool i want one where did u get that?

[demonlordz]

You can see real hookers if you went outside for once.