Sonic For Hire - Angry Birds

[TheBelatedTie23]

bacon,eggs, and chicken make a pretty good combination!

[55pbj1]

Why I hate Angry Birds and love Sonic.

[VacuousLemon48]

press 3 and then 4

[ubfunkey4321]

Sonic for hire MINECARAFT

Sonic for hire Black opps

Sonic for hire ICE MONSTER!

[XxVirusSpiderxX]

keep pressing 8

[OpKilljoy]

1:01 oh shit! its the stupid hedgehog guy!

[roorty22]

wait... if he took the chicken to eat, and it has the poison in it, wouldn't he be dead?

[bullzai018]

280 ppl are now angry birds

[angiegarcia36]

oh shit it that stupid hedgehog guy

[angiegarcia36]

why sonic is working with mario

[MrLinkfan19]

@angiegarcia36 go back a few episodes

[rovertdoow1st]

that is sick and twisted

[9fears26]

@rovertdoow1st But funny xD

[b67717]

Skip to 1:33-1:34 for the funny part! :)

[retardkiller4]

u evil muderer

[kblargh]

Red light, green light. Find a lock you can't pick, mash those two together, "boooohm". Got about five seconds.

Just don't chew it.

[killabee255]

why kill an angry bird they'll kill themselves eventually

[McDonaldMaicy]

I like this shit it makes me laugh

[xwatchmanx42]

One does not simply KILL Angry Birds...

[TrunksOfThePresent]

I love the  sonic for hire videos!!! :3

[mowgliwashere]

:D thumbs up!

[soldiersuneclipse]

omelets for ALL

[SunburstGuitarsDan]

The video description sounds like porn...

[Orange1479]

Whoa shit =O After watching that John Carter commercial, I am going to do everything within my power to watch that movie when it comes out!!!!

[ZombiezAndGhoulz]

And not a single fuck was given

[golordgameplaystudio]

made a day b4 my b-day :)

[weegeecola]

mario-batalley lol

[marvin280694]

well whatever i cant im to busy to check for a penis so what job do u have for me

what i need u ... wait who's to busy to check for a penis?

this guy

LOL I DISAGREE SONIC U ARE NEVER TO BUSY TO CHECK FOR A PENIS

[halohitman1]

277 people didnt want gum

[CloudCereal553]

@halohitman1 280 people were smart

[DJHAZE211]

wait a minute whos to busy to check for a penis ?

[poinyears]

@DJHAZE211 obviously not you

[thatguythathasnoname]

Will Sonic ever pay it off? Find out: Sometime.

[TheDominator145]

i thought he said cum lol

[juandls1]

i like this one beacus angry birds die ...angry birds are retarted and the joke with ill make a kick ass omlet was funny lol (<

[jo64on]

sonic raped me, he thought i was a girl but he didn't see i had a penis :P

[acealexander702]

@jo64on you might as well be a girl though :3

[alastorfighter]

WOW THIS SOUNDS LIKE STEVE BLUM

[shane8109]

It's a me Mario

[Kenji1801]

I swallowed a gum once. though it was technically a gum. It was a Razzles candy!

[rsaffen]

God I wish sonic and tails were like this in the games. It would make the story much more tolerable.

[toxikblood]

And that omelette was delicious.

[MrPyromaniac17]

Mario has blue eyes?

Who's to busy to check for a penis?

Enjoy, it's gonna explode your stomachs.

Sonic kicks ass as a bad-ass assassin.

[GamerNerdBoyy]

I got places to go with penises not to check! Lol

[chucknorris1587]

DO YOU GUYS WANT SOME GUM??

[fritosito]

kick ass omelet

[MJJD33]

Alkaseltzer still exists?

[RainbowUnitRS]

Think I'm gonna throw some chicken in there and make myself a kickass omelet.

[DjOver9000]

@lol @winner

[ddrmaxman]

Credit where it's due. I like Angry Birds alot. . . But this was perfect.

[TheLifansta]

Damn, Mario is so chill!

[1flaming1guy]

@MLGworthy wait what nhyjugtrfrhyujgvtfrlksigjmpihj­ntipj48whyg;/pg(Uj4 ;jngi8hiGN/LHLUnNHIP

[MarioUltimatefan64]

Mario really should not be jealous of the angry birds. They are just an Iphone app and he is the most popular character of gaming.

[VashWolfwood1]

"I love any game that extends my time on the shitter for 10 hours." That use to be Tetris's title

[Chusterkuun]

I made a kick ass omelette recepie for my English class, the teacher said " Does it include angry birds" and I just laughed

[MegamanZXOmega]

meh I never liked the Angry Birds anyway....

[AzureDarkGod]

Is it just me or is Sonic slowly turning into Kirby? XD

[gmpdatkid179]

Sonic for hire - temple run

[Ninjadude973]

@gmpdatkid179 He would do extremely well in that occupation.

[kirbymariomega]

Yay, they died!

=D

...here come the thumbs down...

[thaillest87]

funnay as fuck!!!!!!!!!!

[onetonmuckfire]

I got places to go and penises not to check, sonic is stealin lines from danny bonaduce

[KaruLegendaryPKK]

make myself a kick-ass omelet

[trey5169]

omelet lmao

[MLGworthy]

Dis is why you don't swallow gum

[GBeast27]

@MLGworthy na, he put alcacelser in the gum, that is what we use 2 take away burning pains in the stomach, it has a different reaction 2 birds though, in real life their stomachs explodes, nd sometimes depending in the bird, the bird may explode, regardless ur righ, never swallow gum

[minecraftfreak252]

@MLGworthy dis dont you mean this?



[Loudclaw123]

@MLGworthy Great, now my stomach will implode. I swallow it all the time. Almost everything that goes in my mouth goes down my throat, unless it's not soft or chewable or electronic.

[Loudclaw123]

@Loudclaw123 I, uh, meant if it is electronic (not that that goes into my mouth) it's not swallowed. oh, nice, an easy one.

[joseg2457]

Mario wants those pissed off birds gone? So do I. Share this video on your Facebook and say that you want those shits gone too. What the fuck is so great about Angry Birds anyway?

[haltopen12]

@joseg2457 its not great at all, its addicting like cocaine

[UnstopableNUKE]

The hell

[shadowboy1693]

Good video, but I don't like the language.

[rapiddrgoan6]

mario bathteli? hahahah he got that chef name XD

[remzlol1]

yeeah fuck angry birds, that game is staler than bread left on the counter for over a year. 

[JohnDM9]

@remzlol1 Then why the fuck did it get 500,000,000 downloads asshole

[remzlol1]

@JohnDM9 because stupid people buy stupid things.

[Raymondhaffar1]

@remzlol1 I agree, I got angry birds and it was boring as hell. Crush the castle 2 Is EPIC

[JohnDM9]

@remzlol1 And your one of them

[remzlol1]

@JohnDM9 who ever said i bought the game? i played it on my friends phone, lol.

[joseg2457]

Fuck the birds, they turned out to be assholes.

[MrEpicenigma]

Everby bird looks like emselves exzept for da red one

[MrRayoBass]

haha! Mario is the god-father...

[sonamycruzazul]

@MrRayoBass te equibocas hijo de tu mierda

[ThatBoyTLong]

@MrRayoBass no shit sherlock

[TheIrateFan]

@MrRayoBass Yeah, Italian and fat, just like Corleone :)

[OmgBeyBladeBoy]

LOL

[Thedrizzle404]

wait, if hes too busy to check for penises, why did he bail on candy kong?

[BrickCity4eva]

anyone notice from the Streets of Rage background

[Maxx4609]

"Mm, maybe throw some chicken in there, make a kick-ass omelet!"

XD

[xxTony9146xx]

next use Dragon Ball Z

[SonicFlash124]

cool videos

[taylorgang3245]

o god this hedge hog is funny

[Kheluva999]

Do you guys want some.... guuummmm?

[gmod303]

who's busy enough not to check for a penis?

[MrKipkila]

267 are pigs and angry birds

[starandrobluver3]

hey um sonic.....can i borrow some gum.....i have a problem i need to fix

>:3

[cjwoodcock]

not ur gum

[Cooldude3374]

Am i the only one without the adblocker but still dont have ads ?

[uMUSTreallySUCK]

the birds look like they've been suckin dick after eating the gum.

[dinosaurguy101]

I'd like to see Sonic try to eat the black bomb bird

[wizard101transcended]

aw, he will cook a pig, eat the eggs, and roast a exploding chicken. how fun lol

[hispanichustle]

Haha I love how Mario is some kind of Italian don.

[SuperZombiepwn]

sonic: no im a huge fan i love any game that extends my time on the shitter by 10 hours

[SuperZombiepwn]

yeah enjoy the gum itll make your stomachs explode

[ShiitakeWarrior]

Is it wrong of me to lol @ "Alka Seltzer and rice"?

[nicolle2010nichollas]

i hate this video i love angry birds

[PAYULA78]

@nicolle2010nichollas guess what i love this video i hate angry birds

[ninetalescommander]

About time someone did something good with those stupid birds.

[minefart]

note never chew gum

[Superblok7989]

That is BIRDO idiot

[TheClownRaper]

Mario's last name is Mario

[TheDoor616]

Mario balliotelli an English footballer

[TheDoor616]

Baliotelli haha

[legendofzeldas]

@AngryBirdCorporal17 Please refrain from getting all butthurt, we all know that you think just because you play Angry Birds that you're a "serious" gamer, SPOILERS: you're not.

[AngryBirdCorporal17]

@legendofzeldas If Rovio mobile sees this video, they will pull out AA12s and assisted me to beat sonic and mario down. (Repeat! it really works when you read this.)

[PHILSOTO3]

thats how angry birds should end.

[89Crono]

actually birdo's a guy yoshi's the girl and second yoshi licks and bird sucks?

[demonjack123]

@89Crono YOSHIS A GIRL!?!

[SonicFlash124]

cool !

[tmntHitler95]

I have better kickass omelet than Sonic

[GhostRider6489]

Sonic for Hire: Metal Gear Solid

[shinobixa4]

This Sonic for Hire Series is funny as hell.

[zaph1987]

Alright what I need from you.....wait a minute who's to busy to check for a penis?

This guy I got places to go and penis's not to check, let's move this along.

[AngelKing009]

0:33 didn't know he was a man? xD

[AngryBirdCorporal17]

Do not read this because it really works.

When I saw this video I was shocked! Then yelled "THATS IT I'm pulling out my FN P90,

shoot at sonic while he incinerated the birds,

reviving the angry birds, and get revenge!!!...

Birds are feeling better when I shoot him...

How does that feel?!...

[sheepmuch45]

why doesn't he use that gum to kill his mutant kid?

[PaRoDiEr1993]

Any Crush The Castle clone can extend time on the shitter.

[Flames2332]

" I've got places to go and penis not to check " DA FUCK!!!

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[cubansupreme]

@mrXD57 that must of took quite a lot of time to make that, lol.

[mrXD57]

@cubansupreme *psssh* *whisper* **** i copyed :3***

[TheDigimonit]

sonic's badass and this video proofs it

[Leondre312]

recipe for kick ass omelet: Chicken,Bacon,Eggs!

[TGL7238]

@Leondre312 what about peppers too?

[Leondre312]

@TGL7238 fuck peppers

[TGL7238]

@Leondre312 pussy



[cadman2300]

I never saw what was so great about Angry Birds. I could point to a few artillery games that are twice as good; Crush the Castle 1 and 2, and Monster Island to name a few.

[theknm1000]

@cadman2300 that rhymed

[chuggaacaprisunify]

@theknm1000 And it seemed to have a certain beat to it.

[Asterite100]

@cadman2300 Right? Angry birds is just another clone of a game genre and became too popular. -_-

[xFathxthexsuperherox]

@cadman2300 me neither....i couldnt get into it. it was just a fad

[whiteganser]

@cadman2300 Who cares? Shut up. 

[Awesomegamer9]

@cadman2300 no

[Chusterkuun]

@cadman2300 worms?

[QWERTY708100]

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[oxycodonez]

lol

[hijihiji25]

Sonic-Alright time to fry some Bacon and eggs.Hmm maybe i should throw some chicken in there too to make a kick-ass omlet

[GKBringingTPTEG]

Ha ha ha

[borrasj]

My god! Mario is the Godfather! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

[TheloniousKeys781]

This implies that all three of them swallowed the gum..

[CrazyKoopaCat]

....as much as i like angry birds...this is fuckin hilarious XD

made my mornin....

aight. i'm gonna get up and make breakfast...seem to be cravin some sunny side up now..

[doggynolikey]

I thought the white one was a woman just for layin eggs

[shadamy80]

i will take sonic in for my company

[LucasRuault]

New band name: Kickass Omelette 

[GeassPwer]

Was eating an omelet while watching this...too bad I didn't have any chicken :P

[InsomniacLegit]

IFF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN.... WINK..WINK

[Stifflex4996]

Sonic for hire is messed up funny like the link

[LashallnL]

I like this video

[MrsRollercoastergirl]

"I've got places to go and penis's not to check!" Dude Lol

[TheSpazish]

@a7xforever507 Minecraft isn't a 2D pixelated game.

[OmagaMinion]

@a7xforever507 almost every video has this comment

[BlankMaster000]

@OmagaMinion and its by the same person lol. But i'd like to see a minecraft episode seeing as how angry birds got featured.

[OmagaMinion]

@BlankMaster000 I made one long ago too

[TriceratonKing]

Sonic For Hire:crashbandicoot and spyro lol

[sonic40844]

kick ass omelet XD

[zpimp22]

0:40 was the best moment ever

[menofhonor27]

Thumbs up if you want some gum

[Radicalvegeta]

That awkward moment when angry birds are vector and sonic is in pixels

[CODMarioWarfare]

@Radicalvegeta Angry Birds are in pixels; do you know what vector is?