France: "I--I've never had this problem before, it's just...hold on a second. Give it a minute, alright just give it a minute. Uh...do somethin' sexy. I don't care, do somethin' sexy. Just...whatever you do don't talk about America while we're having sex, how about that?!"
*Nosebleeds* *Takes off to kill her France* Why is it this stuff didn't effect me until I joined a Hetalia group and our France decided Russia was sexy!?
...it's even more appropriate how you have the footage from the episodes where it talks about France being fail military wise and where he tries to marry England because he's poor.
sounds like a personal problem there francypants XP
MsLPSFOREVER 2 hours ago
-died-
shadowgirlof11 1 week ago
I thought it said "France Can't Get Up", so I expected the Life Alert 'I've fallen and I can't get up!' audio to play.....
But still, I can just imagine France flailing around on the ground not being able to get up. That would be hilarious xD
xXtHeNoTeBoOkXx 2 weeks ago
THIS FITS FRANCIS SO WELL!
ummiehummie 2 weeks ago
i love you so much for making this video
Willow7056 1 month ago
NO ENGLAND, he's lying. He's lying to get your guard down! RUN RUN RUN NOW!
MegaPeachPrincess 1 month ago 8
@MegaPeachPrincess so true. France can always get it up. Even with a child....cause he's that much of a pedophile.
Children playing in the park is like live porn to him. And when they play kiss THAT'S EVEN WORSE!
anjalikamorales 1 month ago
<3 MSI
<3 Hetalia
MindlessChemicalDay 1 month ago
Funniest video ever >///>
SierraBrookeBird 1 month ago
For some strange reason, this song fits France so much, to the point that it scares me XD
littleblueclovers 1 month ago
I- I c-c-c-can't breath... XDDDDDDD
littleblueclovers 1 month ago
France: "I--I've never had this problem before, it's just...hold on a second. Give it a minute, alright just give it a minute. Uh...do somethin' sexy. I don't care, do somethin' sexy. Just...whatever you do don't talk about America while we're having sex, how about that?!"
ShinkuButler 2 months ago 19
France used to be a great lover...but then he took an arrow to the- you know what, never mind.
meveryrandom 2 months ago 5
*Nosebleeds* *Takes off to kill her France* Why is it this stuff didn't effect me until I joined a Hetalia group and our France decided Russia was sexy!?
Shinobimon 2 months ago
And this is when Francis began training his apprentice, Pedobear.
DemonDancingDove 2 months ago
Me, "Sacré bleu!" (yes, I speak French) *slaps France* "Nonononono! NOnonononono! NONONONONONO! NOONOONOONOONOO! I like quit Japan!"
Japan, "Huh?!"
Me, "I think that shy is cute!"
Japan, * embarrassed*
Me, *sighs* "I don't know if it can work out...dang..."
Everyone, *WTF*
Japan, "Uh..."
Me, *noticing Japan* *runs to Japan and hugs him*
TO BE CONTINUED...
229pokemon 3 months ago
@229pokemon meant quiet Japan...Oops!
229pokemon 3 months ago
VIRGINS!! COME OUT OF HIDING!!! O:
Cassthebad 3 months ago 4
@Cassthebad NOO!
229pokemon 3 months ago
Viagra...?
Aphfan12 3 months ago
Vielleicht hat ihn England verflucht... o.O
XBlueSefiroX 3 months ago
@XBlueSefiroX
es ist zu spät. France bereits verfluchte ihn!!!XD
sasunarufan22 3 months ago
@sasunarufan22 france verfluchte wen?
AlaskaRulez8D 2 months ago
France can't get it up?
The Apocalypse is comming! (Ohonhonhon)
Athena908 3 months ago
@Athena908 Ohonohonhon >:3
gunneryuna46 2 months ago
YESH THE WHOLE WORLD IS SAVE FROM NOW ON xD
AlaskaRulez8D 4 months ago
If he can't get it up, he's not France.
TrinityRosealy 4 months ago 12
Holy crap! There are French people in the comments! O.o How exotic~
madisonrulz 4 months ago 8
I sang this song at the homecoming game last night with my France.
.. and I seriously almost typed homocoming. FRANCE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!
LittleBoomTheory 5 months ago 82
@LittleBoomTheory Homocoming XD Nice.
TheFabTomatoBoxFairy 5 months ago 32
@LittleBoomTheory Hahahaha- *chokes* *dies*
AGirlWithAKeyboard 2 months ago
@LittleBoomTheory I would go to that dance.
meveryrandom 2 months ago
He can't get it up?
He's not France.
polkkarakuri 5 months ago 13
I'll have your babies France <333
GleeChickkForever 5 months ago
Si il represente la france, pourquoi il chante en anglais ?
MissCuteKawaii 5 months ago
@MissCuteKawaii HaHa!!!! Je ne sais pas! Peut-être parce qu'il (pas si) aime secrètement l'Angleterre! XD
GreenFairyBubles 5 months ago
TheFabTomatoBoxFairy Lol, when I read your comment I understood this:
As a fellow France raper, I think it's a mixture of both~
No offense, I can't read :D
HaIibeI 5 months ago 19
@HaIibeI Well, I'm also totally a fellow France raper to so no harm done XDDD
TheFabTomatoBoxFairy 5 months ago 18
Best ....combination.....ever!!!!!! XD
bittenbyVampiresgirl 5 months ago
crap i laughed so hard my gum fell out and know i have to scrape gum of my computer screen. it was sooo worth it. :3
the5thalice05 6 months ago
as a france roleplayer, i dont know if im offended or if this laughing is good sign... xD
Sandkastenrockerin01 6 months ago 33
@Sandkastenrockerin01 As a fellow France rper, I think it's a mixture of both~
TheFabTomatoBoxFairy 6 months ago
This is just utterly amazing because I freaking LOVE MSI!!!
AnonymousBlackSnake 6 months ago
I raped the replay button. x3
TheMackster55 6 months ago 3
He's lying.
BinkyBoysGirl 6 months ago 5
i love france's little head shakes...
msbloweverythingup 7 months ago
o.o oh my....
PurestSoulOfBravery 7 months ago
yay my two favorite things 1.hetalia, and 2.mindless self indulgence >:)
xXscreamopandaXx 7 months ago
.......RUN THE F**K AWAY ENGLAND!
heathrin18 7 months ago 8
suddenly france moved up about 2 positions in my mind
ManectricPup 7 months ago 10
but . . . France ALWAYS has it up!!!
so . . . has france used his penis so much he managed to momentarily break it?
NightQueen1313 7 months ago 16
i was waiting for someone to make a hetalia vid to this song xD
anothervideo18 7 months ago
Oh France, you amuse me so.
One day i swear i'll die from watching hetalia related things... either die laughing or die of cardiac arrest. lol
midnightthecat1 7 months ago 7
When me and my friends were cosplaying (i was england and my friend was france) my france cosplayer started to sing this to me XD it was a good day
3sexyunicornz 7 months ago
At first I was thinking "Looks like England can sleep safely tonight." But then at the end, "Nope...France put his rape-face on anyways..." :D
nightmirror 8 months ago
and thats why i love france :D
awonderland123 8 months ago
mindless self indulgence and hetalia together ftw!
awonderland123 8 months ago
France cant-- OH gosh it's the end of the world!!!
lee411911 8 months ago
I always knew he couldn't...
jrgaskin1 8 months ago 2
OMG this is Frances' theme song!!!!!!!!! XD
sisiandjoe 8 months ago
RAPE TIME!!
NekoroYaoi 8 months ago
This fits France perfectly....
And makes him all the more sexy ^.^"
dragongirl1501 8 months ago
wow france... you would sing this... lol
webkenzie2 9 months ago
france be limp as all shit.
youkid77 9 months ago
I thought this was gonig to be the Life Alert commercial and France was going to say "I've fallen and I can't get up" XD
IluvSilverShadow 9 months ago 9
So is this a good thing or a bad thing?
orrestrnden 9 months ago
France: Sacré bleu! I CANNOT GET IT UP! D:
And on that day, every other nation in the world breathed a sigh of relief, and slept just a little bit easier at night....
EnkaiNami 10 months ago 416
@EnkaiNami That was...the most truth a truth could truth....
TheFabTomatoBoxFairy 9 months ago 222
@TheFabTomatoBoxFairy Truthfully?
EnkaiNami 9 months ago
@EnkaiNami veeee yay!
-italy
Sailormoonlovers101 8 months ago
im glad you cant, if you did i'd use "lesbian kick!" And kinda smash your french face in ^_^ lol i still am a fangirl of you Franceypants XD
VocaloidKitsu 10 months ago
Ahem....That's what he said?
CarriesBakers 10 months ago 5
@CarriesBakers in bed?
xxxanimelovahxxx 9 months ago
@CarriesBakers Thats what she said! LoL
roronoazololover23 9 months ago
*Q* he has succeeded in making me horny o hon hon hon LOL xDDD
bankotsusbabygirl 10 months ago
!(◎_◎;)
toriandjeje 10 months ago
...And this is how Canada was made :DDDDD *shot
dancinggorons1337 10 months ago
@dancinggorons1337 Whos Canada? Don't you mean America Number 2?
AnimeKittyGirl32 10 months ago
LOLZ! XD
Kuroineko16 10 months ago
Ffffff i love France a little more now.
awesomegirl1122 10 months ago
this fits france so well XD
sailorjupiter96xx 10 months ago
TMI France...
friendskd89 10 months ago
thank you france. my whole family was sleeping and you made me wake them up with laughter. :D
baahahha!!!! i lovd this though!!!!! <3 <3
HetaliaCrazy101 10 months ago
Oh my gosh i died laughing xD
NiaRose111 11 months ago
In every shot, he's agonized...
shadowsprklesx 11 months ago
o-o-oki yaka karetaiyo~ OoO
larxene107yuna555 11 months ago
Why I am so surprised...? Surely it wouldn't be a problem for him... o.O
Heatherstar27 11 months ago
He can't get it up because he used it so much its dr-*SHOT*
Pooky1991 11 months ago
dear replay button,
im sorry i raped you
but it was so good...
sincerely,
hetalia fangirls :D
RibbonBBY 11 months ago
But. . .he's France. It's ALWAYS up!
LikeABrit 1 year ago 23
this song fits him X)
KrazyDorkieTV 1 year ago 2
He's so distressed when he says he can't get it up... 0.0" That's the French.
shadowsprklesx 1 year ago 7
Lol, Love it!!!!!!
IloveHetalia1 1 year ago
MSI <33
BeanWantaBurger 1 year ago 2
seems like he got it up in the end. justlook at his face XD
amelie1000pl 1 year ago 17
...it's even more appropriate how you have the footage from the episodes where it talks about France being fail military wise and where he tries to marry England because he's poor.
1angelette 1 year ago 7
France. Someone made this for you. Now go get it on~
Shadowlover4life 1 year ago 6
someone please tell me i'm not the only one who read the title as "france can't get it out"
sasuhinafan01 1 year ago 9
This has been flagged as spam show
No surprise there.
gamergirlz11 1 year ago
i was about to ask the song...then i looked in the box thing :D
Serenachan1 1 year ago 8
Why does this make me so attracted to France now?
Apprentice05 1 year ago 303
@Apprentice05 Because he can't get it up, and you want what you can't have?
Cyberkit10 7 months ago
*facepalm* Oh god........THIS IS SO FUNNY 8D
GermanysWife 1 year ago
He looks so desperate....
FlyingRainbowPenguin 1 year ago 8
I think the song is called "get it on" but I luv the video anyway!!!!
booklover47 1 year ago
@booklover47 no its get it up by mindless self indulgence lol
emosasukelover222 1 year ago
you made my life.
cedes360 1 year ago
SO HIM!
TheCloakedJoker 1 year ago
Uh....
irule1265 1 year ago
Mon dieu. XD
ElementAlucard 1 year ago
*face/palm* Its so....France lmao
1dplover 1 year ago