Quidsward Rejects Coral Bits

[TheSpriternumbertwo]

This vid was one giant derp.

[WebVManReturns]

Mark Wahlberg? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOO!!!

[doglover3716]

And to think that I could be wearing a wig right now...

[Gronarix]

"That's a bold statement."

[EternalNightmare1994]

No.

[thedarkenedwanderer]

I literally could not stop laugh. My insides hurt

[Pwnage195]

KEEL YOURSELVES!!! 4Chan in a nutshell.

[dscimforjack]

KEEL YURSELFS

[CicabeSH]

The Krusty Krab is doing pretty good for a restaurant that's perpetually out of business.

[Trudermark]

I'm glad I subbed.

[Pivotchop]

What? nooo..

[supersnow17]

What do I win? "Two dollars!" XD

[billybobfred0]

alternate scene

[Cr1msonKing]

keel yourselves! :D

[jimbo619y2j]

rofl I ate Mr. Krabs XD

[stevarino1989]

@HannahTheScribe yeah, the "SPAGHETTI" and "YOU MUST DIE" gets old very quick.

[theknightswhosayfrak]

@stevarino1989 Spaghetti is funny. You must die needs the right atmosphere.

[YesIDidYourMom]

"You have just given me one dollar!"

"Great! What do I win?"

..."Two dollars!

[theknightswhosayfrak]

@YesIDidYourMom How can you profit from that?

[EXPL0DINGPIE]

0:47 - 0:57

[1kittiesgonewild1]

Thats a bold statement

[MeowcatBissy]

LOL "I have just kissed you" giggle x)

[shnarbulls]

lol squidward i hate you youre gonna die

[JunKazamaFan]

I laughed incredibly hard at all of the alternate scenes! It's a shame that he never got his coral bits, though.

[EOGS4492]

Kill yourselves!

[BitchinnShoes07]

How much for the coral bits?

[mackywacky00]

@BitchinnShoes07 Sir! No. That'll be one no. Sir! No, That'll be... *another video* ...what? No.

[DjMaidenV]

Rofl Mark Wahlberg cameo

[suckmysilencer747]

@kk3568salt

Thats a bold statement

[crbn64]

speed? what?

[BarneyIsPerverted]

This is brilliant. I was already laughing as soon as the video started.

[mackywacky00]

I win Coral Bits!

No.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

[UmbreonAndEspeon1]

I just had 6 pieces of pizza with DOUBLE THE TOPPINGS

OH MY GOODNESS

[unitedlegoman]

SIR!! no that will be what no SIR!! no that will be what? no

[nanalinda4]

FREIND : is this a good video ?

ME : what ? no . its a great video !

[Spongebob7061]

i rofled when Krabs said : Congrats sir u gave me 1 dollar! The other fish says : what do i win? Krabs : 2 dollars! :DDD

[centerman7]

I think I just lost half of my brain cells playing this a half hour straight. You are a genius, my friend.

[6Hidylover9]

Chlorophyll semigloss lipstick!

[pokemanmdj]

Congratulations sir! I have just given you CoralBlue semi-gloss lipstick!

Huh, win!

[m3Atl0afman]

DOUBLE THE SUBSCRIBERS

[TimeForFunGuy]

Episode 1 "HELP WANTED" to Episode 60 "Pranks A Lot": YES

Episode 61 "Fear of a Krabby Patty" to present: HELL NO!

[SLaYeRs52]

The win... You sir have all of the win... Along with the Coral Bits...

[unitedlegoman]

PRESS 2 for the funny part!

[gmfk07]

CONGRATULATIONS SIR I HAVE JUST KISSED YOU. KILL YOURSELVES.

[TheFlamingDoh2]

clam fishing with bette midler

[ferbfan1onmoshi]

"Congratulations sir, I have just kissed you." LOL

[powerjazzatitain]

The next day...

[centerman7]

I HATE YOU! YOU'RE GONNA DIE! ~RIIIPPPP~

(btw this video just made my day, awesome job. the alternate scenes were awesome too.)

[STOPNSWOPguy]

how come all the good youtube poops dont have youtube poop in the name?

In meaning, yours are awesome

[youcouldbeme2020]

@STOPNSWOPguy That YTP in the name of the video died OVER 9000 days ago.

[STOPNSWOPguy]

@youcouldbeme2020 Ah, I see

[youcouldbeme2020]

@STOPNSWOPguy NO YOU DONT jk

[Sloth65]

@STOPNSWOPguy thanks, I just think "youtube poop" is a terrible name for a video so I don't use it.

[majinrabbid]

@STOPNSWOPguy yeah, that's true, like combuskenisawesome's poops.

[MrLaxdude89]

@STOPNSWOPguy looks like someone didn't double the toppings this morning

[aman692]

ALL of the alternate scenes were godly

[xLAOxYESx]

Thumbs up if you saw a knife in Squidward's left hand at 1:03!

[UmbreonAndEspeon1]

136 people were given Coral Blue #2 SemiGloss Lipstick.

[sheilamichael]

1:06

[joeplantic]

that guy really loves coral bits

[AntiTroll1000]

@nanalinda4, Because nobody would go in and wouldn't get their coral bits. Or two dollars.

[nanalinda4]

well even though sloth65's videos are often strange , my only question after watching this video is why isnt there a restaurant called OUT OF BUSSINESS ?

[SmashLiXs]

@nanalinda4 there is one in a movie

[TimeForFunGuy]

@kk3568salt

have you read marine biology? octopuses usually eat crabs!!

[BloodNGutsEmo]

i wish every time i gave someone a dollar i got two back. Then i would give them 2 and i would get 4 back! YAY DOUBLING! just like the toppings.....

[155chipmunkz]

thats a bold statement

[Legojake94]

LOLOLOL

[Sloth65]

@DBGTKyle But then I wouldn't fit in with all the alive people :(

[Ryanlion13dood]

@DBGTKyle Go fuck yourself

[snipingtacos12]

KILL YOURSELFS!! :D

[TheGamekid96]

@snipingtacos12 Congratulations!! you have just given me one dollar!!

[WILDDOG42651]

YOUR GOING TO DIE

[leon3624]

well whats your vote on the over cooked feet

[tfcblackout]

Murray. Flight of the Concords. Instant win.

[Tikibird79]

Oh, look, I'm laughing like a crazy person in a public place full of people again.

XD

[gogetyourverb]

Wow Mr. Krabs is like the government; for every one dollar he takes in he gives two out.

[raqib175]

everyone did "I HATE YOU" at 1:01 (e.g. Me, you, GetChewyREALChewy)

[m9panther]

Is this how you get your sick kicks?

[NeiverExtrme]

Quidsward: SIR! no. That'll be what no... SIR! no. That'll be...

Guy: WAT NOU...

lol...

[maniackgb1]

what? no!

[azbayzia]

I've just kissed you! Kill yourselves! 

[freedomduncan]

one person doesnt like coral bits.

[ViscanteL]

Wow you're editing is really good! You should focus you're efforts on an actual youtube poop

[freedomduncan]

That Fish Sure Does Looove Coral Bits! :D

[koopakingdom]

Hey Sloth I gave credit to you in my first YTP video for the "Double The Toppings" joke. Anyway, how do you sentence mix that well? Jeez... lol Your really good at it.

[mostar1219]

@kk3568salt which part, his ass or his dick?

[Sloth65]

@kk3568salt yes

[TEHORANGEAVENGER]

@Sloth65 no actually it was quidsward

(youd think the creator would know that)

[spoogeling]

@Sloth65 crab is delish.

[keepmeposted25]

BAHAHAHA! ...No.

[goofymidget82]

I miss "double the toppings." :(

[Sloth65]

@goofymidget82 I just didn't find a spot for it in this vid, but the toppings are alive and well! And doubled

[goofymidget82]

@Sloth65 Good to hear! :)

[TheGamekid96]

@Sloth65 >_> i'm so late.it didnt even show up in my subscriptions!!!

[polocatfan276]

@Sloth65 double the coral bits

[polocatfan276]

@polocatfan276 or maybe double the dollar

[ReimuHakureiShrine]

@Sloth65 Me gusta

[Deus35]

@goofymidget82 I don't. He uses it all the damn time, his new way of making poops is way better. Don't care if they're short either.

[toongirl12]

yay!! still no double the toppings!! kudos

[polocatfan276]

this was the funniest thing ive ever seen!

[DahThirdBestEditor]

"You have just given me one dollar! Oh great. What do I win? Two dollars!"

[mythkid1208]

You win two dollars!

[onemariobro]

Le" the toppings

[onemariobro]

First time I didn't hear "doub

[mostar1219]

Actually is coral blue number AND THE SPONGEBOB MUST DIE, POM KEEPS ON LIVING AND THE SPONGEBOB MUST DIE!!!!

Sorry, no offense, but the comedy of Spongebob nowadays is stinking up the joint

So far, the only clear thing that makes the show seem interesting are these youtube poops

[polocatfan276]

@mostar1219 this episode was from season 3 i liked season 3

[mostar1219]

@polocatfan276 that was the old spongebob.

[polocatfan276]

@mostar1219 you have to admit after krusty dogs the series got back on track

[mostar1219]

@polocatfan276 i didn't notice. i kinda stopped watching the show after a while

[MoonBean09]

@mostar1219 I totally agree. Spongebob sucks nowadays :[

[mostar1219]

Actually is coral blue number AND THE SPONGEBOB MUST DIE, POM KEEPS ON LIVING AND THE SPONGEBOB MUST DIE!!!!

Sorry, no offense, but the comedy of Spongebob nowadays is stinking up the joint

[AyasakiXeroX]

Did anyone notice that "Out of Buisness" sign ? ;D

[AnimalCrossingFor3DS]

OMG MY SIDES HURT!!!!! XD

[xenob0i]

(fish great i win coral bits) (krabs No!) (fish uuuuuuuuhhhh)

love your videos sloth XD

[spyr099]

yay!

[LSchoemer]

You just gave me one dollar!!! Great what do I win? Two dollars!!!

[MrSquawkie]

I...love this.

[snipingtacos12]

This came out on my birthday!!

[TheCaledioScope]

@snipingtacos12 Happy Birthday then

[Dragonslayer10203040]

@snipingtacos12 So what?

P.S.: Happy Birthday.

[TheBreakshift]

Using some higher quality effects I see?

[luiginater51]

best 1 yet

[psycobillysutter]

0:34 what's in the backround?

[UnHolyMan9117]

@psycobillysutter a balloon lol

[Wyanimation]

@psycobillysutter A balloon. Because earning a dollar is without a doubt a balloon worthy event.

[TheCaledioScope]

@psycobillysutter I think it's a....Balloon?

[Crushercor38]

@psycobillysutter a balloon????????? 

[J41mEV4rG45]

@psycobillysutter i dont get it... a baloon?

[typhlame95]

@psycobillysutter A balloon from Mr. Krabs's celebration of his millionth dollar

[Akirathedon92]

@psycobillysutter A balloon?

[SantuXD6]

@psycobillysutter a circular banana

[Turbulence654321]

@psycobillysutter

balloon

[AnimeGameMaster]

@psycobillysutter a gold balloon??? wtf.

[SoInhumane]

The Alternate Scene slides made this even funnier.

[JKAProductions1]

I fell bad for that guy. All he ever wanted was coral bits.

[ManoftheMadhouse]

@JKAProductions1 Yep. Instead, all he got was two dollars and a gay kiss

[SmashLiXs]

hehe he won $2

[Jeffrey76515]

aeughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[StarstruckStudiosFR]

" Congratulations sir, you have just given me ONE dollar...."

[jimbobucky]

lmao

[elmanymt]

'.'

[neteren]

Yes

[KnucksDaBomb]

keep it up Sloth!

[youcouldbeme2020]

lol

[psoel1]

XD omg so freaken funny you just made my day :)

[joeybbaum1995]

loved the hp guy in the window part

[killzall13]

sloth make me laugh everyday XD

[scoobyrds]

That IS a bold statement!

[LaughJester9000]

THAT'LL BE ONE NO

[ritardable]

inb4 _ people like coral bits

[Japancommercials4U2]

I laughed as soon as I saw "OUT OF BUSINESS" on the sign.

[Xanedon122798]

LOL im laughing so hard right now

[XxUpInTheSkyXx]

YEEEEEES