Worst Performance Review Ever

[PointNubProductions]

is this on cracked.com anymore? i cant find it

[514SpaceMonkey]

@PointNubProduction It is! all three seasons are in the videos sections :)

[nandee1fuery]

The chief must be Chuck Norris XD

[michaelhaydenbell]

DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHAT THE SONG IS WHEN THE BBQ FIRST STARTS??? When the guy starts talkin about the hot links?  Kinda diggin it.

[MigeulP]

All babies are born afraid of the chief. He doesn't even need to punch you in the dick.

[MrJangofett94]

How many people must Dan be forced to kill? 

[mechazeep]

Dan and Swaim = best internet combo

[Maphisto86]

@mechazeep

I dunno. Chocalate and peanut butter is pretty good too.

[blaisems]

@Maphisto86 What about chocolate-coated Dan plus peanut-butter filled Swaim? Covered in bacon?

[teac23]

DOB is sooo attractive. Like if he just kept his glasses off mmmm....

Does anyone know how tall he is

[Yoarashi]

... Sexually unpredictable? What, precisely-- wait, no. It's probably better if I don't know.

[kittenkates]

also, numbers. you've gotta have enough

[Sientinelz]

"if by sexual harassment you mean my junk in your mouth" priceless ! :)

[Nani101]

I love Swaim, but DOB is such an adorable woobie!!

[CarolinaOcelot]

Just remember: The Chief once punched a guy in the dick so hard the guy's kids were born afraid of The Chief.

[heavenlysadness]

that's how much dan has to suffer to write great articles for cracked...

...what a champ...

[Metatronflaren]

The chief is the shit.

[mrdaym]

I seriously need to know what a "porno buzz" is.

[switchtokryptonite]

scheduling burgers. mistakes get hot dogs.

[Anthonett95]

IM FROM JERSEY TOO ^^

[Indrius]

Is it map of New Jersey state on his screen?

[Lordofwar1401]

"If by sexual harassment you mean my junk in your mouth" utterly hilarious

[usernameunauthorised]

brilliant episode

[thawulfman]

"If you get nervous just remember, The Chief once punched a guy in the *Beep* so hard, that guys kids were born afraid of The Chief." LoL!

[geekdiggy]

not an actual question o'brien. GIT the fuck outta my office

[cookieclown2000]

the chief rules, hehehe

[zimmydoomday75]

What song was D.O.B. singing after 'The Worst Thing He's Ever Done'?

[Mastorn]

"I can feel it coming in the air tonight... Oh looord" I love that song btw, and its an awesome inside joke as to the urban legend which has formed around it.

[hellzBrother]

lol, The end :P

[MolkoxLewd]

Dan's adorable.

[PBsyko]

I lol'd HARD!

SWAIM=WIN!

[OtterpopSlaughterMop]

"Sexually unpredictable list" HAHAHAHAHAHA.................H­A!

[desiredoceania]

Wrong comment is wrong.

[animATEer]

what are you talking about, cracked is extreamly popular. just most people go directly to their site instead of the youtube account.

they are within the top 1000 most popular websites of all time

[evilbirthdaycake]

1255th

[MrChungus]

@animATEer For real?

[coldcanada]

Swaim, will you marry me!?? LOL, love the show guys keep it up!! :D

[Narniak69]

"I found ME in a Darth Vader costume in the freakin cave!! How in the hell did you even do that??"

"You, are on the path to learning."

[sedwaykid]

i love these. Swaim is a crazy ass mutha fucka

[wiimancj]

funny

[nintendude1994]

cracked isn't popular enough! MORE MUST KNOW TEH HILARITY~!!!!

[JAGMASK08]

love the series!

[tadshackles]

Brilliant!

[eXuroo]

lolol 5,

[MUSwmwLEE]

LoOoOoOoOoOoL

[MaceAce64]

OMGLOL