Computers = Rapture

[ZILOGz80VIDEOS]

I like her schort of schluur in her voische, And I like the way that he says something, then says "what does that mean", and then claims it means something that has nothing to do with what he was talking about, he's like a mad lib.

[dagda825]

i started working in (then called) MIS in 79 and we kept pretty decent track of you then, jack van pay-me. if ur so scared, self rapture rite now!

[11mavericksquid77]

For the sake of all humanity... these two people should be put in straight jackets or put to sleep.

[revjimbob]

Almost lost my lunch.

[Moneymyke357]

LMFAO!!!

[SomethingReal1119]

didn't van impe once do a harold camping and predict the end of the world/rapture was supposed to happen years ago? another false prophet?  or am i wrong about old jack?

[mr94hitman]

From 0:42 to 0:48 epic

[reel1840]

safe sond and ready

[DustDog]

Because computer processing power has any connection to the rapture. Somehow, all these calculations = rapture time.

Somehow, hahahaha. Jack van Impe is a crock, especially when judged by other Christians.

[TheSteveie37]

i love jack van impi watch him weekly god bless you for your post

[wolfden68]

"It means Jesus is about to come..." I didn't know Jesus was even excited yet!

[2left4obama]

The second coming's an inside job.

[chigong980]

Now that there is some high drama!...lol

[OK55OK55OK]

This dude's a CRACKPOT and he'll probably burn in hell. But, the fact is, that some of what he says is true. There IS life or death everlasting, and a total submission of your life and soul to Jesus Christ is the only way to avoid death everlasting. He knows a little, but he is about a total idiot. Jesus is the only Way to salvation, and you can get it now, or suffer in the eternal fire. I believe I'm right believing this, and, as for your eternal soul, "What if I am right?" experience the fire

[ElvarK1]

next all christians will make a fucking suicide pact

dumb fucks

[Terceira73]

@ElvarK1 they wouldnt be christians if they committed suicide shows how much u know. its against gods will.I pray that u wake up.Y would u go against a god that loves u more than anyone? he gave his son so u could have everlasting life.Cmon man , seriously . im a witness of jesus he is real and his love is awesome no words to describe it. He will come and all the evil ones who hurt children and destroyed this awesome planet will get it. GOD lets us govern the planet we r the ones screwing up.

[ElvarK1]

@Terceira73 ...

what about people that don´t belive in god?

if i don´t belive in god your speech will mean nothing to me.

and it doesn´t.

[Terceira73]

@ElvarK1 lol,seriously.Not every1 believed the earth was round ,some said it was. just like not every1 will be saved or not believe in god , only when there in hell will they regret it.

[ElvarK1]

@Terceira73 dont reply to this.

you obviusly don´t know what the fuck your talking about so im just going end this argument.

[CandPeaches]

"i said a number! that means people will think that i am being factual and logical right?!"

[dwad3]

Way out of context

[wannaplayarmy]

@Moonraven9191 AGREED, computers means "prepare to meet thy good?"

[moonraven9191]

Dumb ass! Christians!! All of them...

[Se7enBeatleofDoom]

So God is Bill gates? lol You do know the rapture is not even in the bible Jackass.

[SimplisticSalvatioNI]

"Backs away slowly"

[chris62008]

Amen! Jack is the best!!!

[featheredmusic]

LOL!!!!!!

Is this a marketing campaign?

[cwongchung]

Prepare to meet thy god, WHO WILL BE RUNNING THE RAPTURE FROM HIS NEW SUPER-COMPUTER!!! ^_^

[rwlnd1987]

hahahaha God Will Not Be Happy With Supercomupters !!!! Hahaha this guy is a crackpot thats scared of of pcs i bet tv was the devil at one point also but hes on it, get a life

[rentintin2000]

These people are liers! Money mongers!

[julemandens2]

Just another angry costumer of Acer... Im with you, Acer is bad really bad

[RodanX21]

Computers are a devil box. Especially the ones with windows.

[sickiedickie1280]

why does everything mean jesus is coming?

its so fucking retarded.

[cycopl]

Fishing with dynamite, my friend. If you say everything means jesus is coming, then if he finally does come, you can take credit for it. Because you're awesome.

[TRISAND]

What can I say, But it is all true. The rapture is on its way.

[stuntflix]

this dude is just making money by being an idiot

[JesusSaves987]

I'm a christian, but I can't help but have impure thoughts about that sexy newsanchor lady. Am I right guys?

[XxJosielxX]

she's in her 70 dude, i dont know if you dig old chicks.

[NIN992]

are you serious she looked at least 64.

[Jocelyn2801]

r they psychics?lol

[Evenor48]

Mierda, ahora la agarraron contra las computadoras. Tambien las Laptops? Y las Palm? Acaso tambien entran los Iphone?, ajajajajajaja que reguero de mierda hablan

[Killer0fTheSun]

Rexella sounds like she has been up for 15 days straight consuming meth from a light bulb.Straight up freak.

[BishopHatto]

What does Jesus have to say about computers?

Oh yeah. NOTHING.

[Ltbird]

He hates Dells, we know that much.

[velvetbeatle]

fuck i just came, drugs are great

[luckismyfriend]

think you guys know all about your religious news. well I got someting to tell you guys. both of yall going to hell.

[deconverts]

That should be Intel's new slogan.

"The all new Intel Core i7 with 76 thousand million instructions per second. PREPARE TO MEET THY GOD!"

[deconverts]

763 thousand million instructions per second :P

Sorry Intel!

[chthonictonic]

Now THAT made me laugh. I may have to steal your joke...

[deconverts]

Feel free :)

[deftones123420]

hahahahahaha this is SUPER!!!!

[fckthssht]

rexellas face scares me more than anything jack van imp could ever say

[BNNYWVH]

I pray that you two are SAVED because you to sure seem like you love JESUS CHRIST. You give out a lot of helpful information. The real Id Act 2005 is the mark of the beast. Don't take the id card don't give them you finger print or iris print if you do your damned!

[hootieismydog]

youre a fucking moron

[MrNeosoul99]

Yeah, don't give 'em your id or your sin# or anything. UPC codes are the anti-christ#! Yeah, uh, and technology is of the devil and, and, and, science must conform to the bible and the boogidie man is out there with the anti=christ. O Gee, I think Jack wants my tithe.

[peppythepanda]

"PREPARE TO MEET THY GOD" haha

[willbusch]

i think some jews think there better then other ppl....to much pride oh were the chosen one i am like wow good for u..dont get me wrong some jews r gr8 its just a select few that ive met that come off a lil to prideful.

[MrNeosoul99]

Jews do believe their better than others because their the chosen race. At least some of them do. The ones that don't are atheists or just don't know what to believe. I'd rather live with the latter.

[chalinonando]

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wolfgangfuck]

jack vampire is hilarious

[megster12781]

"A thousand trillion", huh? Ummm, is that even a real number??

[willbusch]

yep it is..the us owes 10trillioan dollars to i think china..they will never pay it off ..

[maynardminion]

prepare to meet thy fist you freakin wack job! and thy men in white coats, to lock you away for eternity.

[maynardminion]

This guy should do stand up, cause i laugh at everything he says.

[a7xrockstar]

haha me too bro..me too

[aborins]

I think that woman done had a few facelifts yo! Haha! She's in her 70s.

[willbusch]

nah she prob take care of herself..i know a 50yr old who looks 40 ..i like her hair...

[georgenoory]

in 2101 AD war was beginning

[dima9917]

HAHAHAAAAA

Two idiots

[philippeclement]

well, only initiates can understand the message.

Really, i know what he's talking about cause i'm a bible student and have studied the book of revelations. If you wanna give a constructive comment, i'm afraid you will have to dtudy the bible .... it takes years of time !! Sorry ;-(

[dima9917]

Re he he he he heelyy?

Well, mister bible man,

I grew up in Israel and as you probably didnt know,teaching bible in every school is mandatory

I studied the Bible for 11 years from the second grade to the 12th grade (right after i learned how to read)

And i know about the consept of numbers in the bible

I believe its stupid

All the people who try to find asociations in numbers in the bible just try to prove that this book isn't fool of shit by playing with numbers...How pathetic is that?

[philippeclement]

I dont belong to those who try proving that the bible is of God and i dont play with numbers. See, i beleive that the Word of God has power to transform a mans life! If this univers was created by the Word which was with God according to John ch 1, then i am intitled to beleive that this Word never changers and still is capable of producing a miricle of transforming ones caracter. The whole Bible brings the power of salvation to the jews and non jews as Paul said "I am not ashamed of the Gospel"

[dima9917]

I just watched 'There will be blood'/

The kid that preaches in the church looks like all the christians look to me - IDIOTS!

And im not saying jews are better.

Both are pieces of shit!

[MrNeosoul99]

Thank-you, you may now step down from your soapbox. Anyone else?

[stilllives1]

I can't believe anyone takes this guy seriously.... omg a thousand trillion calculations a second... it must mean the end of the world, obviously lmao

[philippeclement]

well, only initiates can understand the message.

Really, i know what he's talking about cause i'm a bible student and have studied the book of revelations. If you wanna give a constructive comment, i'm afraid you will have to dtudy the bible .... it takes years of time !! Sorry ;-(

[sloaner2102]

this guy is a tool

[lopez41780]

The end of age, I don't think is going to happen until 2032... but no one really knows. Please check out this youtuber richardperry2

You might enjoy his videos. I am a big fan of Jack and Rexella...Have you ever seen John Hagee's sermon.. he's really great too.

[MrNeosoul99]

The end of the age is when Rexella and Jack get off the air.

[lopez41780]

gee... are you always this positive? lol