Obama vs. Huckabee in 08?!? Gnooze 12-3-07

[MrSerio405]

I guess...since you said please.

[gnooze]

This story is about a poll from a month ago.

And the way the democrats and republicans tally the numbers in the caucuses is different, so you can't compare them.

Stay in school, kids.

[darkelfjst]

Not hitting on her, I am happily married but I think shes pretty cute with the way she does her broadcasts. Thats just me. Again, not hitting on her. lol

[stavros333]

THE HUCK WINS IOWA..

RUSH LIMBAUGH FAILED TO STOP HIM (RUSH IS DEAD)

ROMNEY'S AND ALL HIS MILLIONS OF$ COULDN'T

STOP THE INCREDIBLE HUCK

"The incredible Huck" Huckabee's new slogan & Name

is GODS' CHOICE

mitt romney is SATANS' CHOICE-MORMON CULTIST-OCCULT

THE HULK ENDORSED THE HUCK SOOOOO

HUCK-A-BUCK AND go to MIKE HUCKABEE DOT COM

[deido15]

i love her! shes hooooooot!!!

[hi5umonkeys]

thats freakin awsome your vocie is perfect for the news but your personality is funny! xD

[ReppaBlicken]

I am paying attention. The reason Democrat supporters like Chavez is because socialist dictatorship resembles Democrat's slavery plantation, now referred to as the welfare system, and Hitler's Nazi's. Both are socialist dictatorships. We must Abolish the Democrat Party and take Chavez out of Venezuela.

[markiz2002]

2. and as for putin's dictatorship. "USA complains about vote fraud in Russia", WTF is this? all elections in USA since 2000 were rigged and the last election in mexico was rigged and USA supported it. USA has no credibilty. why bother quoting them. Since Putin has 70% support, and the #2 party has 10%, why bother rigging the election. think a little bit.

[markiz2002]

1. chavez referendum had dozens of reforms, not just unlimited term limits, which in no way creates a dictatorship. 100+ democratic countries have them. you still have to win the election to be president. duh. the most important reforms were the ones not mentioned, such as the creation of local democracy and transfering control of the central bank (and therefore the economy) from bankers to the government

[markiz2002]

boo!!! why do you bash hugo and putin? the point of comedy news is to bypass media propaganda and report more truth, not to repeat lies in a cheerful and funny way.

[metalpsalm]

Oh My! You are killing me! I am weeping openly (laughing)

[IdiotsUnitedFilm]

stick to being a cute face. leave the impersonations to indivduals of talent.

[ManTigerBMW]

Too bad the "mole" isn't silent!

[EUGKUZ2000]

You look like you need s to hold my cock in you hands

[blacksteel25]

I love the glasses, keep them on.

[ronpaulreporter]

Ending the IRS: Mike Huckabee vs. Ron Paul

watch?v=0o5fys-YK6U

[cpenter]

"Chavez wins permission to do whatever he wants" thanks so much for the gnooze, too bad it's completely not true.

[gnooze]

Check out my December 4th video!

[pathx21x]

Mike Huckabee is a lying weasel. Sure, he'd have to be some measure of a lying weasel to make it in presidential politics, but Huckabee lies with an artfulness that would make Dick Nixon envious, and probably has Bill Clinton convinced that it comes from something in Hope, Ark.'s water. He's so damn good at it.

[SkylineTime]

What proof do you have that he has lied?

[Morguidable]

The part about Russia was priceless. 5*

[militem]

What a babe!  And no wedding ring?

[Electrophill]

Ha! Ya know, that was excellent.

GSubsGribed.

[ShiekYerbooty]

Obama or Huckabee? who wins? no one.

Globalists win, Americans lose

[thequietkid10]

could be worse.....could be Hillary vs Rudy......

[powerplants]

So not funny.

[xMannyfestox]

I hope not, Huckabee is a Christian zealot.

[ct133nu]

moron

[owenbigpinekey]

WOW Marta congrats on being in the top 10 in most disscussed for this video. It is long over due. Hey i get to rate again, Hmmm how many stars this time around??? ok 5 again

[walternyc]

suscribed !!

[Mockni]

now the ron paul retards are spaming every video somehow related to politics with their unwanted opinion. annoying loons.

[jrsnyderjr]

the Russian election part was really funny...huckabee is so clueless.

[dhprince]

She's hotter when she's not talking.

[skutre]

sort of like Ron Paul

[TheYellowMic]

Wow. That was aweful.

[Azprint]

America calling Russian election corrupt? Oh, you mean like that time, when Al Gore won in 2000 but didn't become the president? Yeah, America is the one who should be talking...

[scottfreitas]

Hey Azhole.. er Aprint:

America has an ELECTORAL COLLEGE. Tough titty you don't like it. The Founders wrote at GREAT LENGTH about why that College exists, and what they said still holds trrue today.

Screw California and New York; I know they want to make every state as big a cesspool as they are, but the College was designed to allow people like me who want to be FREE from that shit, to have a say in politics too.

You don't like it, too bad.

[Azprint]

Well, dumbass, if you made your homework you would know, that after recount Gore actually won in your electoral college system. Do not educate me, I know how your system works perfectly fine and I do not care about it. But recount showed, that election was rigged. Supreme court said, that recount is unconstitutional and they ignored an error. So eat a dick and do not bother to type, thanks! :)

[harmwon]

she is freaking annoying man, she wasted my 30sec. if she strips while reading the news i would watch if for 40sec and fast forward till the end.

[ptrptms]

Love the Soviet style mural of Chavez. Simon Bolivar must be turning in his grave. Also, I've said it before and I'll say it again. Love the fake glasses.

[nlp3000]

she is awesome.

[ujdo]

Chavez as Edward G. Robertson, hmmm. So glad he lost this. Kind of a "Dewey Wins" moment.

[undiesinabunch]

Spot on!

[uberover]

Lol!! It's all so funny cuz it's true!

[BonaFideFilms]

Yeah Chavez lost and bowed out gracefully.

[7seveng7]

Your Russian accent almost sounds authentic = )

[MBRHIndustries]

I know putins going to be in the news for a while, can I PLEEEEASE get a "nuclear wessels" in an upcoming episode?

[ProlefeedTV]

Putin will find a way.  Great vid.

[dexterbill]

Cool channel. Subscribed.

[joejohey]

taxhikemike no thanks

[mammagraham]

nice accent

you are great so glad i found your channel

funny ass hell

def 5 stars bam bam bam bam bam*****

[Dog480]

Just think Marta; how bad it would be for comedians if everyone started actng sane. Bravo Hugo!  Go Putin!

[uberover]

...*shudder*...

[DevBlazed]

Hugo only suspended term limited because Bush did it.

[ladypn]

Well Marta - all the other women in TVland gnooze do the eyeglass thing - usually reserved for interviews, when they want to look pensive and then REALLY serious when they remove them and lean in for the kill... LOL I'd hold off on the specs until you're interviewing. :)

[AskCarrieLee]

Another great one, Marta!

[birhan2006]

You are better than the msm

[Dae617]

Love the glasses. You should were them more often and play with them, I mean you know take them off your head with a mysterious look on your face and maybe put it on your head or something... Cool. Well anyway, You go gurl.

Ciao!

Dae Dae

[saturateu]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

[svanvolk]

I believe Chavez has lost that referendum to be "dictator" indefinitely.

[harrisdurrani]

I'd love to take you out :)

[MexicansforMike]

I huckabee know he is soft on crime letting people that rape and murder women out of prison early and I know he loves to raise taxes but I still love his policy on undocument people and amnasty so he still has my vote Huckabee all the way

[dhprince]

Only Ron Paul can restore the United States of America and save our Constitution. Secure our borders deport all illegals! This is our home and we have a right to only let people we want into our home. NO MORE ILLEGAL MEXICANS!!!

[ProdigalMt]

Yeah, I only watched this video to leave a Ron Paul troll comment and because the chick looked cute in the thumbnail.

Ron Paul 2008.

[klard]

Sounds like Chavez wants to be just like George Bush and have all Bush's powers. But I think he did loose the election on removing his term limits.

[EAC1111]

klard- The people of Venezuela have voted Democracy over Socialism. I think the polls came out 52% to 49% percent.

[scottfreitas]

EAC: that's identical to America, almost. Except here the socialist party (Democrat) sometimes gets a slight majority but then loses in the Electoral College. :D

Thank God (and the Founders) for the Electoral College!

[EAC1111]

scottfreitas- yeah I couldn't agree more with what you said.

[dhprince]

This time there is one candidate for President who isn't a tax-and-spend, expand government type of person. His name is Ron Paul.

[ladypn]

Hmmmm. When did the US abolish the long standing term limit of 8 years for presidents? Hmmm. I wasn't aware that they had.

[skutre]

HAH!!!

Even though you got the fundamental fact wrong, the Chavez piece was still the best 1 minute report on the situation I've heard ANYWHERE. You nailed it.

Also try sweeping the glasses off your face in a quick smooth motion to express outrage or deep concern.

-s

[decker1233]

heheh =) hey you never answered me about the 16:th, thats a "ron paul" holiday =) please make a special. Again love your show. From Sweden to you, Peace!

[Xenu]

wow.. This is not obnoxious at all.

Viva Chavez!!

[anmoose]

I do wish the Gnooze was on tv. I'd actually have a reason to turn the damned thing on for a change.

Love your take on the Russians. When all else fails, drink Wodka. LOL

Moosie

[scottfreitas]

Loved the Shrillary bit! :D

You do a mean phone routine, Marta!

5 stars from me...

PS Chavez = Al Gore down south

[jlsilver1966]

You rule!

[Monkey1249]

Leaving a comment just to give you another comment. Good videos, subscribed.

[M3Bentertainment]

GREAT SHOW Marta

LET'S THANK THE LORD CHAVEZ DID NOT WIN THE REFERENDO!!!!!!

[GeorgeHarrysSon]

This is like, if ya know what I'm sayin', really hip, kid, really on the money, ya got it? Multiple personalities agree and sound more sensible than anything else now....it's a laugh riot. Plus we can't have Cezar Chavez putting his own country under his own thumb permanently, even in a referendum, which was (admit it) slightly more democratic than what's hap'nin in Washington DC.

[HarleyDrider]

Yeah...Yeah...See...See...Yeah

"Sounds like Edward G. Robinson."

Vladimir Putin...what a funny name...What if his middle name was "Is"

Then you could say Vladimir Is Putin!!!

Happy Monday Marta!!!

Trauma

[gnooze]

Happy Monday to you too Trauma!

I was totally going for Edward G. :) Glad you caught it.

[HarleyDrider]

Edward G Robinson was so cool. Instead of "Yeah" Didn't he make it sound like "Meah"

[gnooze]

Thanks!!! :)

[OSOMpls2]

glasses are wrong for u

[gnooze]

Good thing they're fake and I have a 20/10 vision then.

They're just for fun. ;)

[blsfalcao]

Great hillary impersonation.

On next gnooze you should do Chavez again, celebrating the win first, and then receiveing the news that he lost. This one I'd have loved to see in real life.

[gnooze]

Thanks! And we're definitely doing a correction in tonight's/tomorrow's episode!

[decker1233]

Great vid! Hey Venezuela is a smart country, and i really mean it. Its taking care of its own buildup without external interference, wanna criticize a dictatorship look @ china (80% of all your imports come from that country and they don't even vote).

Remember the 16:th, you should make a Ron Paul Special! Its the "Boston Tea Party" day. Love your Show! =) Greets from Stockholm Sweden!!

[gnooze]

Hello Sweden! :D

Don't even get me started on China. My head might explode.

[livelifealwaystoo]

I would hate to have Hillary mad at me. Scary.

[gnooze]

For realz! I was suprised by how scary that came out. Yikes. :)

[livelifealwaystoo]

I posted a video response. You're in there.

[chileman101]

Applauso!

[gnooze]

Thanks!!! :)

[johnnymoondog]

LOL ! Very funny! Youre actually a very good serious actress, arent you ? !:)

[gnooze]

:D Thanks! As a matter of fact, I can cry on cue. lol. Never really tried anything serious beyond high school drama class. But I like to think I'm pretty good pretender.

[wasy35]

love the hillary mobster...lol...thanx for the laugh, i needed it...

[gnooze]

When I watched it back, I was like, "Geez! That's a scary Hillary!" :D Glad you I could make you laugh!

[TheBabyEaters]

Rock on, Marta...rock on!

[gnooze]

Thanks BabyEaters! You do the same!

[TheFreedomRevolution]

Tax Hike Mike . org

[artwatch]

"Applause"

Great stuff again.

Thank you.

[gnooze]

Wooohooo! Applause! Thank you!

[qiranger]

Marta for Life!

[scottmhoward]

Excellent as always. I like the glasses ;) lol

[gnooze]

Yay! Thanks! :)

[sandyib3ll]

Darn I'm gelouse on the fact that you mostly use the Russian accent! I wish u used a Spanish accent also, 'cause I'm sure u're good at that too. U're a natural at acting :D

[gnooze]

I'm working on it. I feel like my Spanish one is a little off. :)

[spaceelevators]

Dewey Wins! ;)

[qiranger]

LOL

[gnooze]

D'oh!

We're airing a correction tonight!

[spaceelevators]

Oh, I was just playing Martha. You're doing a great job as always.

[BOBIzizou87]

LOl I laughed so hard at NON-voting part!

Take care!

[BOBIzizou87]

Sorry for the double post ;)

[BOBIzizou87]

LOl I laughed so hard at NON-voting part!

Take care!

[gnooze]

:D Hooray! Glad you liked it!

[photofu]

nice show not as good as the chinese toys show, but good...oh that show was great....thanx as always..bye

[gnooze]

Thank YOU! :D

[xgobobeanx]

you are great!

[qiranger]

Yes she is!

[gnooze]

Hey thanks!

[mobiltec]

Good one Marta. I got a good laugh outta the glasses thing at the end.

[gnooze]

:D Glad you liked it!!!

[patipatilla07]

Actually president Chavez didn't won the referendum elections, the oposition did!!!!!

[gnooze]

Yup, but we taped when the AP was reporting he'd won. We'll air a correction in our next episode.

[geojus1]

i like the glasses! I believe the Chavez voting results are in, looks like he won't be "president for life."

[gnooze]

Thanks! And we're doing a correction for the Chavez thing tonight. Damn AP newswire.

[CommentorX]

I think Marta needs a good Huck. Abee.

C'mon, people, do you know how difficult it is to turn Presidential candidate names into crude sexual innuendo? God, I miss Bush. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! OH!

[gnooze]

These candidates are tricky... not even a first name "Dick" in there.

[TheOriginOfCriticism]

ur well funny lol

[gnooze]

Thank you!

[mysticfm]

Good stuff! Love the Chavez impression i particular, even if there was a bit of a "Dewey Defeats Truman" quality to your story as a whole. :)

(I am ASTOUNDED that Chavez lost, and I'm still wary of a last minute "recount" that just happens to turn the results in his favor.)

[gnooze]

It was really close, but a low turnout. We're doing a correction in tonight's episode. D'oh!

[DStyle86]

Hucka-who? Oba-which Mamma? C'mon Marta, what about some Ron Paul news? He raised over $10Million and aimed at $12million and still got a month to go... He raised enough to rent a blimp, he raised $4.2 in a single day... not gnooze-worthy? :( I'ma drink some vodka now.

[gnooze]

We reported on his record-breaker fundraising day!

[iniksbane]

YAY!

Although I have to give Chavez props for the classiest rise to power of a dictator in a while. How many other dictators would get themselves elected as dictator.

[gnooze]

It was a better tact than a coup...

[goobersayshey]

Thanks for the daily dose!

I'm S-Marta than I was.

And the Glasses - Wow. I'm now off to the library to hassle the librarians who Dont have a restraining order on me. Wish me luck - (And please oh please - Just once could you do Natasha -"Ve Must get Moose and Squirrel.") THanks for the Gnooze!

[gnooze]

Hassle the librarians! LOL!

[conspiracy777]

Oh .... wow .... those glasses are sexy ...  As my mentor Paris Hilton would say ... thatzhot.

Seriously ... that little move you did there, sliding them off of your face ... um ... yeah ... I may have to rewind this and watch that a couple thousand more times.

[Blargaldalien]

Download it onto your HD,then make a loop in Windoze movie maker.

Thats what I'm going to do.With another vid.

[kalvinphil]

EEEEEEXXELLLLEEEEEENNNNTTTT !!!!!

[Ick69]

I want to be dictator!

[mike8494]

Hello Marta Thank god your back you are the best Excellent (-: Mike

[gnooze]

Thanks Mike! :D

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Marta.Your crack team of staffers didn't give you the up to date results about Chavez. He lost,and has vowed NOT to try any trickery.

Right.

We'll see. Nice Russian drinking vodka accent.And I loved the eyeglass frame in the mouth look.

[gnooze]

:) Thanks Blargal! Stupid newswires.

[Blargaldalien]

Merely the idiot imputting information,without having brain engaged.

[gavnila]

well actually putin is the second best leader in the history of russia of course after "peter the great". he's party is the only party that has some clear minded people who wouldnt put the country in its knees but moreover they will stand tall for mother russia btw im not russian - im mongolian

[gnooze]

He seems to be very well-liked, that's for sure.

[Bubba186]

chavez is a con man, glad to see him lose...

[gnooze]

I don't generally reveal my personal beliefs but yeah, seemed a little shady - all the things he wanted to do.

[Nic33rd]

Voting or Wodka . . . ? Touch choice . . .

Nice voice to give Chavez! He does look like a bit of a gangster.

And, yes . . . I enjoy your silly voices.

[Nic33rd]

*Tough choice!

Argh, I hate irreparable spelling mistakes!

[gnooze]

I had a hard time settling on a voice for him... so thanks for noticing! Glad you approve! :)

[AlterEgoTrip]

glasses.. maybe I should wear mine? as in that goblin night footage..nah.. Great Gnooze as usual, Marta! Maybe its the solar winds kicking up? ;)

[gnooze]

Could be... :)

[mooriel82]

Chavez DID NOT! win the referendum......

the OPPOSITION WON with 50.7 %

=)

[gnooze]

I woke up to that!  Unfortunately the AP was reporting he'd won when we taped.

Look for a correction in tonight's show! :)

[bluorangefyre]

Hehe, "Excellent."

[justplayman]

dramtic

[SensualSorrow]

YAY ANOTHER VIDEO FROM THE GNOOZE. :D

[owenbigpinekey]

I second that

[gnooze]

YAY!  :D :D :D

[danbblau]

chavez lost....

[gnooze]

Yeah, we're going to do a correction tonight.  The AP was reporting that he'd won when we were taping.

[Blargaldalien]

Do a big fancy intro "red alert" style,saying the Gnooze is wrong,stabd by for the gnew gnooze...

[higgrobot]

Hehe the Glasses, you funny

[gnooze]

I love those glasses. I wear them when I'm working from home to remind me to stay on task.

[geekyvince]

nice and entertaining. You should be on the daily show.

[gnooze]

Aw shucks. :) That's super nice of you to say. That would be amazing.

[Blargaldalien]

Hey,how about as a guest commentator???

[lister0fsmeg]

i love the gnooze, this is how all news should be like!

[gnooze]

Except correct... whoops! The Chavez info on the wire was outdated by airtime!

[eternalAOblue]

!!!CUTE!!! :D