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  • Am I the only one that thinks he would have made a good Joker?

  • Ah If only I was able to go to that show in my home town, shame I was 2 years too late :(

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  • I am so disturbed and so aroused at the same time.

  • We need to find that dock !

  • Well this got wierd.

  • Bill should have lived more to open more people's eyes... Maybe he died because he smoked, but he also said "I'm ready to die before my time, just to be cool every day of my life" or something...

    Bill, I love you

  • @SebiWarrior but maybe he died because of cancer that the cia put on him - cancer is man made, it's spreadable

  • @SomeTrespassing or maybe he just smoked a lot of cigarettes

  • @SomeTrespassing or maybe he just smoked a lot of cigarettes

  • @SomeTrespassing

    Woah, stay off the bong man. You make us weed smokers look bad. His death wasn't a fucking conspiracy. Quit trying to over-complicate things.

  • have a hermfrodite idont care :P

  • bill hicks. my main source for comedic porn.

  • I kinda liked basic instict man...

  • @ThePowerExcess gayy

  • ive heard stanhope talk about retarded babies, carlin and suicide, louis ck hating on kids, but this remains the darkest most brilliant humor ever. There is more shocking stuff out there which is intentionally as graphic as possible but the sincerity of this almost mythic goatboy creation is unmatched

  • @RPsheep Goatboy is one of the best characters ever created by a god.

  • Randy Pan the Goat boy? I cannot find anything on him. Though I do know of a satanic icon that goes back several centuries called Baphomet. A goat like human, Baphomet, which is said to be worshipped by the knights templar and the freemasons, is said to be a devil like icon of the dark arts. Kind of crazy but it makes a whole lot of sense with Hicks' act. Look it up for yourselves. Baphomet.

  • I'm pretty sure this was from 1993?

  • Currently 669 likes for this vid. Nobody is allowed to touch it ever again.

    "It's two sixes and a nine, I'm bluffing..."

  • Where is the faun in that?

  • Goatboy got a place in all our Hearts :D

  • wat

  • Bill doe this routine cos he's playin to a load of Brit comedians who know his material. He decides to play hard, to get their attention and make the gig more fun by impovising some shit.

  • Glasgow Rangers champions

  • I never did understand this goatboy shit.

  • @cogar48 Goatboy is hurt by your indifference.

  • @spidy671 hey why does he talks about this goatboy? he invented it or he refers to an other thing?(is that jim breuer's goatboy?)

  • @San5a I'm surprised no one has responded to your question in 8 MONTH"S

  • @San5a

  • goat boy can make a bell ring in your stomech HAHAHAHA xD

  • @ SegsiLEgsi & Sticky419308670

    i totally agree on your comments

  • Absolutely the most talented comedian ever :))

    Genius, Artist, Immortal.

    ps. I hear some new company bought the copyrights to Bill's stuff, so download these clips and up em once they start getting removed. The asshole corporate shits that kept down the greatest comedian of all time will not denie the world his works of art.

  • @Horrendour

    It needs to be done. If they start removing him from youtube, much fewer people will hear of him. Who would advertise him? He himself is rather dead. The company? Who the hell will buy some DVDs from a random comedian if they don't have any samples? Hell that company most likely doesn't even cover the whole world, so only the US will ever see their newspaper sized ads. It's mostly word of mouth that makes people look him up, like when the best comedians are discussed.

  • faaaaaatherr

  • Hairy sack of magic hahahaha!

  • genius indeed

  • Look at that mullet.

  • Who gives a shit what he looks like! This man is a genius! If we had more people like him, the world would be a better place.

  • Bill thx 4 changing my life in such an enlightening way!

  • twisted genius

  • Is goatboy on any album? I looked for it in Arizona Bay, dangerous, ufo tour etc.. I know theres a dvd but i want a cd. if you can help email me by direct reply, thnx.

  • @whatsinalife Try the Channel 4 DVD Totally Bill Hicks.

  • Did Bill Hicks make Goatboy up or is he like some character?

  • U do chiks? LOL

  • why is he dead and that hack fuck carlos mencia still living?

  • i heard carlos mencia sold his soul to satan... and then sucked his cock.

  • yes he did, and i have it on video.

  • Its okay. He pisses in a plastic bag. He has no dick.

  • Fantastic. I wonder if Micheal Douglas has seen this?

  • God does exist. As a concept.

  • Your mom exists. As a concept.

    In reality it's impossible to gauge her existence due to her hypermassive state. Anybody that gets close gets sucked in and adds to her black hole-esque mass.

  • I lol'd

  • The best use of "your mom" rethoric ive seen! hahahaha!

    XD

  • Who the FUCK cares if god exists or not! just watch the fucking video!

  • Why would happen if had seen "Basic Instinct 2"?

  • There is equal empirical evidence for unicorns, dragons, and god.

  • I need to see this in context to get it. Spends too much time in between lines.

  • oh my god this was sick disgusting twisted and utterly fucked up and i laughed my ass off through the entire thing... britain never knew what hit 'em

  • don't get me wrong i love bill as much as the next guy but i never quite got goatboy. as he is a much smarter man then me i'm sure i just don't get it

  • Goatboy is so wrong! But essential.

  • Oh god goatboy is incredible, in the sickest way.

  • He's getting more popular according to the # of times watched. This proves what he was right when he said that if he left America forever he'd become a superstar in the US.

  • imagine how popular george carlin will be now that he's gone too :( :)

  • Carlin has never had too much trouble with media exposure and popularity, so I don't really see the connection with Hicks, who "toured the country that I love for 15 years only to play the possum pouch in Shithole Idaho." But was named hot new comic by Rolling Stone as soon as he did a handful of shows abroad. Wonderfully Ironic this life of ours is.

  • Meh, I'm agnostic, and this is why I never labeled myself an atheist. Atheists seem to think there's some proof that God doesn't exist. You can't prove he does exists and you can't prove he doesn't exist. I think that maybe believing in God makes him exist. You should create your own reality, make the world how you want it. I mean, I don't believe in God, but and God doesn't exist to me because I don't make it my reality. It's basically where confidence comes from.

  • I'm pretty much the same. People seem to have this idea that Agnostics don't have the balls to choose a side because they're afraid of going to hell or being labeled a stupid follower of god, but we've chosen the only logical conclusion: Nobody knows shit. Either a freakin angel is going to come from the heavens and judge us or the idea of religion will die out generation by generation. Life is too short to spend bitching about other people's belief's.

  • @Chamele7n

    ''Life is too short to spend bitching about other people's belief's.'' i like this

  • Are you agnostic about unicorns? Leprechauns? Fairies?

    Atheism is about being realistic. OF COURSE no one can KNOW completely, but come on... the degree of likelihood is up there with anything else supernatural and it is safe to say it doesn't exist just as a default position.

  • Are you honestly comparing the belief of god to the belief of Unicorns and fairies?

    Oh wow, lol internet

  • Unicorns could exist, with the right kind of surgery.

  • Actually, there have been cases of genetic mutations where horses have a horn so the example used comparing such evidence to the evidence for the existence of God, but in the end, you can neither prove nor disprove the existence of god. Take a philosophy class, and you will understand that it is really impossible to disprove such claims just like it is technically impossible to disprove the claim that unicorns, fairies, etc exist so trying to do so is a waste of your time. Do productive things.

  • I'm going out on a limb here... but have YOU taken philosophy classes?

  • Yes, and the debate about God is still ongoing to this day. I don't believe in him, but I cannot say that there aren't logical arguments that continually come up which are then debated. The point is more to the fact that you can't disprove anything because to do so you have to prove it's nonexistence which isn't possible. You can say there is no empirical proof for God, but that does not disprove God.

  • Wow you sound like some kind of genius.

  • How about developing a different ineterpretation of God... One that is not based on the bestowal of human attributes, but maybe one that is all encompassing and is in our likeness in our ability to create and the form of the Golden Ratio...

  • The actual definition of God is still up for debate as well. Several philosophers have stated that God is the unmoved mover that is he is a thing that was not created but everything sprang forth from which doesn't imply intelligence or any other attributes. It simply implies it is the first object.

  • I agree... I just think its time for people to start having a more unifying interpretation of God... Like, Oh I don't know, Every single religion intended in the first place. Instead we have people projecting Objective Truth on others, and killing for that "truth".

  • Legend, he really knew what was going on in the world ^_^

  • I am Bill's goatchild. E-mail cafepress, I got a t-shirt idea. Miss you Bill. :(

  • you do realize that this was filmed in London (read the description)

  • OK dalwinston, you just kicked my ass there. Oh well!

  • Hey at least you took it like man and didn't get into srs internet business! Have a Thumb Up from me.

  • That's nice.

  • ROFL "that is my purple wand, and my hairy bag of magic" lolllll

  • heres a joke thats sadly true

    "why is dennis leary famous and bill hicks isn't remembered anymore?"

    answer: "no cure for cancer"

    we miss you bill! you did more for me than most people could even comprehend

  • what a genius.

  • Father-we are your goat children ..

  • best comedian ever lived

  • comedian and philosopher.... the guy gave us great lessons of life... .:)

  • Damnit, Youtube says you'd already had the maximum number of thumbs down.

  • dennis leary ripped off bills act retard

  • goatboy will make a bell ring in your belly.

  • if only he was alive today fuck he wouldn't know were to start.the best.rip

  • bill is my hero - i love him

  • HE IS A LEGEND HERE IN UK :) You were the best Bill.

  • We miss you Bill

  • is he fuck. brynaboy's quick capsule review in comparison - piece of shit. and carlin's good and i can understand why you'd like him, but bill was great. put it this way; if carlin had died in 1994 nobody would care about him at this stage. hicks lives on though.

  • Nah, Bill was a legend, George just rhymes in an unfunny way for half his show and then acts funny.

    Both are great, Bill's just better.

  • OMG, so fucking funny.

  • Anyone else ever noticed how much more calm,relaxed and light hearted bill was in the uk?-i think he would have moved here if he hadnt died!

  • I think so too, in his last interview he talked about how the English seemed to "get" what he was saying more. Revelations was on hell of a show and I don't think it would have been the same if it had been done anywhere else.

  • That's not entirely correct. 'Sane man' is at least on the same level with improvisation and without cheesy jokes about sandy LA. Regarding the scale you are right though - would never imagine the same stuff broadcasted on national television without interestgroups going yahoo.

  • Well, I think that's more down to personal opinion as they are both good contenders for Bill being on top form but for me it has to be this gig without a doubt. I'm currently reading through "Agent of Evolution" which I highly recommend to any Hicks fans out there.

  • This is hilarious, probably the funniest thing i've ever heard!!

    "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!­!" and his weird "HWAH HWAH HWAH" laugh!!!

  • wow...

    i love bill hicks.

  • More father more, we are your goat-children.

  • the goatboy laugh disturbs me.

  • for anyone that has not, read "An American Scream", by Cynthia True. You'll see how right Hicks really is.

  • If only Bill Hicks were alive today.

  • i dont know what to believe,im no christian,muslim and im not a atheist who preaches a "holier than thou" attitude,in fact i cant recall any atheist preaching,i can however recall many religions preaching about things we should'dt do,

    cathlics telling africans not to use condoms the worst

  • Goat boy is here to please you...

    Bill Hicks...the best there ever was!

  • Christians sicken me to think there is a higher being who at any moment could snuff u out of igsistance is fucking scary. Also the only reason people are christian is because the "Bible" says you will live forever after you die. If it said you got a candy- cane every day people would not waste their only life going to church.

  • Such a bad ass atheist. Such a rebel. Who the fuck cares what other people believe? 666 is in your name you officially phail you sad sad 12 year old who is pissed because you know you won't get any for years and years to come.

  • Btw, I am not Christian, I just hate the "lil rebel" sect of atheists.

  • That's right christians use f-16 for their religious wars. But I agree that it has been and should be a part of the atheist/agnostic belief to reach their conclusions by personal logic.

  • Goatboy is hurt by your indifference.

  • Genius!

  • The reader of my comments accepts ALL responsibility for reading and interpreting accurately.

  • Satanism,Christianity, Islam. Three Cults,nothing more.If you believe a hippy from 2000 years ago will decide whether you'll be tortured with third degree burns for an infinite amount of time, you are an idiot.

  • Freedom of belief my friend. People can believe whatever they want to believe and shouldn't have to be persecuted for it.

  • I can Heal you tonite..Kof...If you Wanna be healed! Put one hand on the radio/put one hand on what you want healed-Kof!

  • i did a project on american political satire and bill hicks was an important part of my presentation... i made an i movie for the project and bill hicks has a significant role in it... you might find it interesting.... watch?v=a1iecmcf0-E

  • MattL1130...Re-read your posts.  YOU told me to take notes from Hicks. I said that it was stupid to take notes from a comedian on quantum physics. Think b-4 you spew. I understand Bill. I agree w/ a lot of what he says. I just like to laugh when you bury yourself w/ every post.

  • Mattl1140...funny how you don't address anything I say. You just say angry nonsense. Why are you so pissed? Who hurt you? I refuse to "take notes" on quantum physics from a comedian. I prefer to go to the source. Btw, I mean exactly what I say.

  • 3Shiftgaytr: "take notes" I geuss you sit infront of YOUTUBE w/a pen and paper to get your information..maybe if you experienced life apart from your fluffy surroundings you would understand Bill. Why am I pissed? b/c peons like you walk this planet isn't it obvious?? Squidgy bro

  • "My purple wand...and my hairy shack of magic"

  • to those below

    Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics Even if you win, you're still retarded

  • True. But win or lose, you still get a medal.

  • How is laughing at littel kids in wheelchairs or on cruchets funny? These mites work hard to excel in there chosen sports. Follow the word of God and He will help you to shed the fear that rules your life. Hicks was afraid of life and his Satanic views didnt help to save him from the aids that killed him.

  • sad cunt. evryone likes laughing at other peoples misfortunes.

  • Bills Hicks died of pancreatic cancer not AIDS. Educate yourself about the facts before you start spewing about things that you don't know about.

  • SNIDPUFPIES; you are an ignorant peon. I'm glad when people like you make it be known what you think of Bill b/c then the rest of us can KNOW how much of a fucking moron, christian extremist you really are, go fuck yourself bitch

  • Hicks was a fool. He could have embraced Christ and done good work, donating his money to Bible Charities to spread the Word around the world. Instead he sold his holy soul and did drugs,homosexuality,alcohol,ci­garets and obesity. His hatred of God makes him one of Satans stormtroopers and beyond the pale of decent wholesome society.

  • Donating to Bible Charities?? If you were an intelligent person you would realize how important his message was. You are probably an christian extremist , who is just as dangerous as a muslim extremist..Homosexuality?? what the fuck are you talking about? Obesity?? This whole country including your moher is overweight! Wholesome society?? You sound like you would prefer Nazi Germany at this point you communist fuck

  • Satan's Stormtroopers?? Is that theatrical Metal band that opens for GWAR or something?

  • what, take your bible lectures elsewhere, or better yet, you sound christian.... forgive him! thats within your humble yet convictive nature is it not?

  • it is a mistake to think forgiveness of evil is Christian. Only repenters are forgiven. Persistent evil doers and mockers are damned forever. You cant keep on killing babys and be forgiven.

  • how do you know that bill says these comments on stage as pure satirical jibberish. he may go home and repent his little ass off. and if you read the bible i think you'll find that you can be evil for 99% of your life and still repent at the end and all is forgiven. thats the beauty of reconciliation with the lord. but there is all kinds of evil out there, worse the a stand up comic.

  • You're wrong. A Christian is just a sinner who accepts Jesus as his savior. He doesn't suddenly become a "non-sinner." Pedophiles who accept Jesus as their savior and continue to molest children are still saved. Their being saved has nothing to do with their actions here on Earth.

  • you're a dumbass

  • That's a convincing argument.:)

  • It's obvious you're not a persuasive journalist.:)

  • I wasn't preaching Christianity. I was telling "snidpuffpies" that if he's going to teach Christianity on youtube, he should at least get his Biblical teachings right. Yeeesh. Read the comments leading up before you judge.

  • I'm not narrowminded; once again I wasN'T preaching Christianity. I was correcting "snidpuffpies"'s concept of Christianity. Once again, yeeesh.

  • "Snidpuffpies" has been preaching a message of hate and fear. I'm trying to make him realize how ridiculous what he's saying is. I came on here to watch Bill Hicks.

  • As ridiculous as it is to try to force Christianity on people, it's pretty much just as ridiculous to automatically dislike someone because they believe in Christian beliefs.

  • I guess I've gotten a little carried away. The end.

  • Bill Hicks doesn't dislike people that have christian beliefs, he just says that what they teach is bullshit and he doesn't listen to them.

  • Bill Hicks is dead. He doesn't do anything.

  • Great observation dude. You feel cool now?

  • right on. christians fuck off back to bible school

  • he didn't die of aids stupid, pancreatic cancer. it had nothing to do with his lifestyle.

  • nice analogy. though the fact that you post vindictive comments like that makes you as retarded as the rest. maybe we should all call you the retarded guy on acid.

  • Amen brother, Amen.............Sick and twisted as you are of course.....{Ahem!}

    I get yr point, that's all.........Just wouldn't have put it that way. ;)

  • definitely my favourite hicks sketch : )

  • But it's true, you can learn plenty from Bill. Just because he's a comedian doesn't mean he has nothing useful to say.

  • cubsfan1908...LEARN from a comedian? Who died from doing too much drugs? A brilliant comedian yes, but a source of irrefutable quantum physics knowledge? He speaks his ideas and opinions as the truth. In a way he winds up sounding like that which he hates; an ideological spewforth.

  • 3shiftgtr: squidgey your third fudking eye and yes take notes from Bill you obviously are a dumb cunt..I don't think you really mean any of what you said, and have just been waiting to use the word SPEWFORTH for a long time. congrats you piece of shit

  • If you expect to take notes on pysics from a comedian, I'd hate to see the inside of your skull..HOW in the hell can you have a conviction and not speak your opinion like it's truth..even if your unenlightened ass does not accept Bill's message, at least he has a backbone to what he believes you sheep. And yes , he is brilliant I geuss that 's why people like you who don't understand still watch..

  • Learn from Bill,you'll be smarter

    RIP Hicks

  • what the fuck! he's a comedian. if you laugh, great. if not, don't watch and get to fuck. bill says some things that, well aren't going to appease all. but the fact that people are fighting over his political veiws would be making him laugh at you, like the rest of us, from the pits of hell. once again he's a comedian..

  • what the fuck! he's a comedian. if you laugh, great. if not, don't watch and get to fuck. bill says some things that, well aren't going to appease all. but the fact that people are fighting over his political veiws would be making him laugh at you, like the rest of us, from the pits of hell. once again he's a comedian..

  • I find the problem with most people who both like and dislike Bill Hicks don't like comedy, they want sermons.

  • Actually one of the reasons I dislike Bill Hicks is that I don't find him to be funny at all either - all he does is turn up and preach opinions that are already held by those he is preaching too - feeding them what they want. He's not challenging any views because everyone who watches him has already bought into that (stupid) mentality - and his comedic side is weak too. I don't get the point in him