REALISTIC LOVE SONG (The SSP)

[Queen03103]

omg i love this song, wicked funny

[ffiinnrroodd]

Asia is not a country...what a weird line.

[ryanwashere13]

the 26 people who disliked this should get checked for retardation. this is sooo funny

[qaz4806518]

@ryanwashere13 i bet it was all girls who push the dislike

[dreamergirl1293]

If somebody ever proposes to me I want them ti sing me this song. That would be AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

[geztour]

hilarious!



[lwhsbball]

@jollyrancherboy384 the heart is an organ clearly but whatever great song i love all the stuff you guys do

[purelypiercing]

BEST SONG EVER .....

[daddyd0c]

Why hasn't this gone platinum yet?

[JollyRancherBoy384]

The heart is a muscle, not an organ...

[FearOwnsReason]

@JollyRancherBoy384

oh! cuz a muscle isn't an organ? O.o

[JollyRancherBoy384]

@FearOwnsReason No, it isn't. It's a muscle. I thought I made that clear.

[FearOwnsReason]

@JollyRancherBoy384 Ok you didnt get it Mr. Know-it-all. So i explain: Every damn body tissue IS an organ. even the skin is an organ. Read more. Peace.

[theAmazingSherper]

@FearOwnsReason well if you wont to be more clear the body tissue isnt a organ multiple body tissues are organs but yah it means everything is an organ

[kingfriggle3]

@JollyRancherBoy384 dont listen to him its a cardiac muscle ;]

[tireman649]

People actually don't like this? Wow

[davidmcneive]

Asia is not a country ..... lol

[msscudderd]

3:32 - best :) damn damn damn this rules

[cultofedward]

lol funny

[mrscsmith4056]

I absolutely love this!!! It's me and my boyfriend. Too funny!!!

[bluesoccerdog33]

hahahahahahah this is the greatest thing ever. if a dude had written this for me I'd so make him a sandwich lol

[macmiller603]

you said you might be open to buttsex, so i wrote this song for you. hahahahahaha

[piercedbabygirl13]

lmao that was great!!

[Shmegan2012]

Im a girl & love this ;*

[chupchap88]

probably not the best idea to show it to your girlfriend

[halfirishrover]

I think this is the best song ever. The guy is a prince. He does good stuff for his woman, but he's not all over the top about it. Unrealistic expectations and forcing guys to be some sort of emasculated slaves to their wives/girlfriends doom marriages from the start. Every woman should have to watch this and sign off it before receiving their rings. And, FYI, I am a woman. And I like men. They're fun.

[allisonsealey24]

LAURIES MY GIRRRRL! LOVE YA GIRL!

[nikkiandbubby]

I'm a chick, and I still think this shit is fucking hilarious......

[wishhunter]

@nikkiandbubby soooo....wanna be a part of a bussiness venture?

[nikkiandbubby]

@wishhunter depends.. you willing to put up with all my bullshit?! 

[wishhunter]

@nikkiandbubby sure baby, just one question: how much porn is a little bit too much? you see i dont like to think of myself as an addict but more of a regular user, i can totally quit any time i want.

[DanMNineFive]

"Rhyming words set to music"

That definitely isn't how Rebecca Black defines a song. xD

[DanMNineFive]

Or her songwriter(s) for that matter.

[TypeANegative]

A lot of 'asian massage' places use human trafficking. Srsly, don't go.

[Pretoryan90]

This is... I think I will be single soon...

[5damoora]

go make a sandwich 

[TacticalPilon]

18 person got sick of the porn :)

[IAmTheWage]

This is fantastic! Representing the 603 Hard! 

[avaRae913]

tosh.0 FO SHO

[killer14r]

18 people got sick of the porn

[ImEveryThingYourNot]

Lmao if my boyfriend sung that to me idk if I could be mad at him xD I showed him and he laughed almost as hard as I did ;) lmfao only if people could take life less seriously like this:P

[14sharibaby]

hilarious!<3 it, if only people were that real!

[6irondriver]

I sing this chorus to my chick but she does not comprehend sarcasm. What do I do? I guess relish the fact she's an airhead and I'm a Sheen Warlord because she can't understand my brain. . LOL.

[richthecardude94]

lol shes hot and the butsex part was funny

[blueyeguy13]

You said you might be open to butt sex...

[ImEveryThingYourNot]

lmfao I am going to listen to this song every day of my life lmfao it is fucking epic XD aha! ohh ya hunni I love your zippied doo:)!

[tblackjacks1]

This song says it all

[IRussianBOOM]

im addicted to porn im totally addicted to porn..

[gdawg55]

Too, too, too funny! I need to learn to play the guitar so I can sing it to my honey.

[InnocenceExperience]

Well, we can't accuse you of contributing to the idealisation of romantic love! I think the pendulum might have swung too far in the opposite direction though.

Still, I was entertained, twice. How much is this honest and how much is it just a joke? I wonder.

[Sharkskillyou]

Haha brutal honesty dude

[Bielak999]

@SuperSecretProject Can you give us lyrics in description :D Great job :)

[SpaceWrangler420]

I just told this chick to fuck off and stop calling me, this song makes everything better.

[BlinderBomber]

You guys rock!

[SpaceWrangler420]

How is this not a youtube classic........

[LPFDphil]

HAHAHAHA i love it



[spicedropsmmm]

I am a women && I love this song. (=

[SmilezR32GTR]

haha, "go make a sandwich!"

[skeymoe87]

nice job ! good music, good text, good video. i like it =)

greetings from germany

[EPICgirlSB]

HAHA still lmfao that's pretty damn funny!!!

[nonbuttaface]

Asia is not a country... So true and simply brilliant!

[SpaceWrangler420]

18 people are women

[Abbyany]

this one is funny man, I bet its going to blow up, Jon lajoie class....

[BlakePearson248]

go make a sandwich!

[deer1234567891011]

@SuperSecretProject well who give a shit the comment still mean that you are gay oups sorry i mean your gay dick head

[xxtecate24ozxx1]

thank you for correcting me gomer pyle,and is that jimmy from yes dear playing the guitar.i love being drunk on tecate24oz beers.your girl friend is still hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­t.

[xxtecate24ozxx1]

the only hot thing about this video is the hot girl,song super super gay,your girlfriend or wife is hot,your gay.

[admiralpercy]

Thumbs up death-wish marathon

[irun12s]

i just wanna know who the gf is.. shes fine!, better than the applebees waitress lol

[hoodzk]

haha nice!!

[nyazzie]

I'm not addicted to porn but I am addicted to this song. I suppose that's just as bad

[XupicorA]

I gotta show this to my girlfriend :D ...No, that's a bad idea. Thanks anyway.

xD

[Rikkamortis1]

Best song since Rodney Carrington's "The Man Song"

[JPEEZY98]

haha thats funny

[SpaceWrangler420]

How does this not have 10+million views

[jmade1914]

she is so hot.........

[iminlovenow12345]

haha i couldnt stop laughing xD... 

[cassriddy]

omg this is funny shit...

[badkitty0810]

Laughed my ass off!  It's about time someone told it like it is! My boyfriend will get a kick out of it. :)

[crazypineapples91]

Brilliant!

[crazypineapples91]

Brilliant!

[skeazler]

that chic is fuckin HOTTTT



[killbot14]

Is this your real wife? If not can i get her number shes super Hot

[killbot14]

Awesome

[Jabolts12]

This video is Awesome

[gabedestellano]

That was fuckin awesome. Period.

[SpaceWrangler420]

can i get this on i tunes i want it to be my ringtone for my gf

[ykcebsreya]

I cannot get enough of these guys. They are effing hilarious. KEEP IT UP SSP

[OtakuGarou]

is this what happens when people from the jersey shore make a love song? ....LOVE IT!!!

[keepinmeup]

Great lyrics and acting....keep it up

[guapel1912]

totally addicted to porn! lol

[Chrischappell99]

Ha she's hot. The song was funny

[dekarno]

She looks like a really young Lois from "Malcolm in the Middle."

[playazpassion919]

i picked our wedding song

[SmokeyTheDude]

rofl awesome

[Roshka122]

This song makes so much sense omg.

[cadillacrick66]

I watched this laughing my ass off..... two weeks later my girl dumped me...."Go laugh at that fucking video now asshole." she said.

[SmokeyTheDude]

@cadillacrick66 she was just a stupid bitch then man .. im sure you will find some one better my missus thinks this is as funny as i do any chick that doesent is just a stuck up hoe

[Rikkamortis1]

@cadillacrick66

I'm sorry.....for her!! N E 1 who gets offended by this, well they just ain't worth having a relationship with N E ways. Who wants to be with sum1 that uptight with no sense of humor at all?

[acgeorge654]

@Rikkamortis1

Wright out the words you lazy bastard.

[Rikkamortis1]

@acgeorge654 ummmm!!! HUH?? WTF are you talking about? Also, I believe you might have meant to say "WRITE out the words!"

Peace

[EgaoNoGenki]

@cadillacrick66 Thanks for the warning, man. If my girlfriend(s) ever watch this with me, I'll try my best not to laugh.

[NickMercurio]

@cadillacrick66 my girlfriend laughed her ass off at this video. your girlfriend doesn't know how to make sandwiches?

[darceeification]

@cadillacrick66 thats funny cause im a chick laughed my ass off to this showed my boyfriend he was the one to get offended

[juliortega]

man, she is beautiful!

[Wonka9944]

@juliortega I definitely agree with you...she is beautiful.

[McTalko]

Yer a good actor, dude. Some of this shit is dead on. Im gettin married in a month and I can admit it, LOL

[kingkonginthisbitch]

i hope that every twilight bitch out there ends up listening to this, all those chicks who expect so much more because of ass holes like taylor laughtner! :D

[Serenebeaches]

hilarious!!!

[brianmcclane]

she is hotttttt

[BronzDano]

another good one! that girl in this video is HOT as hell, if thats Ur wife ....respect, if not gimmie her number.

[gbabjl]

I loved it good jobs guys



[Sheepton]

Think the girl is a bit out of this fella's league. He got money?

[windsorblue1]

keep ya trap shut bit is lololol

[EMM2085]

Hahaha! Im a lady and totally thought this was hilarious! Most guys do treat their girls better than this, but it's healthy to have a comical and realistic perception of the way things can get/feel at times after the honeymoon period. What a fantastic video, lmao XD

[kuniablade7]

I will admit I laughed like crazy but I wud never treat my love like tht haha she derserves more I wud b the one making her the sandwhich lol but oh well thts just me I guess Awesome song tho!

[OtakuGarou]

lol thank we men aren't really like this... oh, wait.

[MrBryan59]

This is so true,u really hit the nail on the head with this one.

[snatchgrab]

This is hilarious!

[LYRICALMESSIAH760]

hahahahaahha this is fuckin funny, good shit yo. I love my babygirl to the core though.

[ShakeNBake2261]

Fucking awesome

[TheRook83]

hahhaha!

[truegritdp]

you said u might be open to butt sex, so i wrote this song for you

[Starainatu]

love it ! 

[joeltb]

Hahahah so funny!

[hayleysigler]

Asian place

lol

[jennkess]

this video is why there is no female U.S president!!

[odog65]

@jennkess lol if there was her first order would be to give Tax $'s to Wal*Marts to expand their locations to widen asiles and provide Scions to shoppers to stuff their trunks.and ya thought Obama had a stimilus plan. Porn might be banned though unless we elected a playboy model. god knows Phil (when he dies of old age) and the View would end up being on forever and would get an extra time slot. Spike TV would probably end up getting FCC fines up the ass.

thank god we don't have her as prez

[uanlemoyne]

lmao "go make a sandwich"

[brinanny]

LMFAO!!!! wow XD

[pepitomosqueda]

forsure, she's a piece of dime.............!!!

[ChernorizecHrabyr]

i bet those 12 thumbs down are from those pokahontases out there who needs to feel the song happening ;]

[guismano]

feel too many of these lyrics good or bad undecided sweet

[widowedeight]

she would get it..... just saying

[kkasper007]

lol AWESOME...GOTTA LOVE IT..HEE HEE

[Gumbo550]

the applebees girl is hot as shit

[GoldenRa1n]

Lol! "Keep your trap shut!"

[seadubya1]

this guy is funny, smart and cute.

[YoYanger]

@Sheaman42 Oh nice. I'm in Boston myself and I think I recognized one part of the video as the Mass Pike going right by the BU Campus.

[TheMariahV]

asia is a country...

[CarrieDianne]

@TheMariahV...Asia is not a country, it's a continent.

[22jaykob22]

@TheMariahV

Wow, you're an idiot.

[kirkis9]

Asia is not a country...haha

[YoYanger]

Are you guys located in the Boston area?

[sheaman42]

@YoYanger Southern NH/Boston.

[RobCampo]

FYI. I'm addicted to the porn. I'm totally addicted to the porn. You should know. I never get sick of the porn. Oh Oh No!

[smiley7890]

Favorited for "go make a sandwich"

[Tweak131]

This song is AMAZING!!!! If you can't get a chuckle out of it You really need to get a sense of humor...

[hismana]

lmfao this in mine and my gfs song as of like now

[slimsacco]

amazing!

[timandcass]

i sing this to my wife every day when i get home from work

cus i love her zippity doo

[dustindu4]

that was great, my wife will love it

[energizer03246]

Love this song

[DrrtyHarry]

@lynnlived Stop it already. Women are as bad as men. Fabio or Justin Bieber or Matt McConnaughey aren't knocking down your door. Enjoy the vid for what it is (a good belly laugh), and stop taking this so personally. Damn!

[smokeypitbull]

the internet is for porn

[BillHammer73]

I love Granite State of Mind..but this one has me rolling every time i hear it

[andre03051]

@BillHammer73 wicked clever haha

[darceeification]

i love this song haha make me a fucking sandwich....not all girls expect this stupid crap from guys

[VerystrangeMaster]

I love this shit, it's so real !!! And the chick is nice :D

[ssullyss]

I hope my wife never sees this. She might figure out why I keep telling her I love her zippity doo.

[hoze187]

@ssullyss you need to find a smarter wife that can pick up on sexual euphemisms, just saying, or maybe you're the dumbass putting it in a context that no one can understand

[cg41491]

One of the greatest love songs ever written.

Lynnlived you need to get a sense of humor or you will have a very boring and lonely life.

[Ramsquatch]

You are a big high on women LynnLived. Worship the ground she walks on? Doubt it.

[Ramsquatch]

LynnLived, I think you're a bit too high on women. Worship the ground she walks on? Doubt it. He'd probably be better off without her.

[Se7enACK]

great stuff!

[mlawton17]

You guys are fn great! Love this song!

[lynnlived]

Lame song. Why do the ugliest guys think they're the shit and deserve hot ass girls? I wouldn't look twice at that fat ass bald head loser.

[nspolsino]

@lynnlived Whats wrong lynn? Are you one of those Fat piece of shit chicks? Mad at the world cause you're a fat whore

[lynnlived]

@nspolsino what's the matter nspol? Are you one of those ugly limp wrist fug faced fags? Mad at the world cuz you want your ass fucked? Go suck a dick, slurpy.

[Gr1ng0Intercamb1o]

@lynnlived clearly this bitch can neither take nor make a fucking joke

[lynnlived]

@Gr1ng0Intercamb1o tired of fat ugly dudes thinking they deserve hot women. They're lucky to even get a woman, and they should worship the ground she walks on.

[6firehorse6]

@lynnlived "What are you? Six?"

[darceeification]

@nspolsino there is nothing wrong with fat chicks just lynnlived dont blame all of us for her retarded bull shit

[deerock7]

funny. though way too much reverb on the voice guys.

[kimba52006]

Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!