Watch Me Eat at the Mall: Macaroni and Beef

[SuperEdo07]

"240 god damn calories? What are you a can of coke?" hah.

[infamousGSR]

You must be sick all the time. I see that bottle of medicine on the counter all the time. OR. You're drinking it for fun ^.^

[tarapham1]

are you and your girlfriend still together? :D

[Rocketpower135]

It is so strange that we all have this connection to you like a role model or some crap, but most if not all of us dont even know your name, that is how you do it

[sarcasmosis]

@Rocketpower135 i am a pretty decent role model with many names.

[Pokemonblast1]

nice vid

[angrykid1219]

Beefaroni, witout the beefaroni..



[xDinoSaysMoo]

Haha xD

Macaroni with water.....and beef..... And cream.....

:D

[dragonslayerbebo]

Eat chili From wendys and live to upload the video.

[009ijn]

good eating

[lunarain19]

240 cals is decent for one meal of the day.

[sarcasmosis]

@lunarain19 This isn't a meal or enough calories to be called one. Even at 2000 a day you'd have to eat more than EIGHT of these.

[lunarain19]

@sarcasmosis It is a little low. But that's why you eat healthy snacks in between. lol My meals are usually around 300-350. But I am currently losing weight. So I'm not eating 2000 cals a day. :) Love your vids though. I find them really funny.

[kilsya1]

Man listen to this, I've been eating stouffers macaroni and cheese, and I was wondering how I was gaining wait, I look at the box one day, the whole box is meant to feed a family of four and I eat it for one meal!

[sarcasmosis]

@kilsya1 eat less problem solved

[bixxby]

bro how you sellin suits without a big ass watch WATCH THAT WRIST

[sarcasmosis]

@bixxby my watch is so big it would literally make what you're seeing not make sense

[ChanticleerHegemony]

1:19 epic "hurff" in disgust at the minute amount of calories!

[nothadnotbad]

god forbid you call in sick. fuck your employer. they take advantage of you so bad. same with mine. i havent had a sick day or a requested day off in almost 3 years. and checks arrive three days late half the time. boss is a fucking alcaholic that comes in once in awhile and rips ass then stumbles out. yea my life. nice hair by the way.

[sarcasmosis]

@nothadnotbad We should get shitfaced at the same time sometime.

[nothadnotbad]

@sarcasmosis im afraid if i got shitfaced and talked to you that i would end up laughing so hard my gut hurt.... yea should try it

[yesbruises]

hahahaahahah your laugh at the end! XD

[favianlobo]

these keep getting better

[canran]

That's definitely the most interesting shirt I've ever seen you wear lol. I don't know why but it looks really hot and stuffy where you work..

[canran]

@canran *mall dungeon

[sarcasmosis]

@canran It's 70 degrees all the time. I just look wrecked in the morning.

[canran]

@canran I tend to operate on about 4 hours of sleep at the moment so I know exactly what you mean man

[sarcasmosis]

@canran I operate on 10 hours of sleep how most people operate on 4. I am not an efficient sleeper.

[canran]

@sarcasmosis Soothing music helps!

[jackiechan333hes]

like if are eating this right now

[macuser575]

thumbs up if you thought he was facing the door entrance till now

[sarcasmosis]

@macuser575 The entrance to the store here is stage left, or to the right of what you see.

[MrRFC27]

Did your mother ever teach you how too cook? You should try eating something healthy fresh and home made.

[sarcasmosis]

@MrRFC27 I eat good food all the time, but generally not for this show.

[TheVodkaChugger]

Is there a grocery store in that mall? Probably not, does that store have a pantry in the backroom or something?

[sarcasmosis]

@TheVodkaChugger no no

[TheVodkaChugger]

@sarcasmosis Is there a coffee shop at the mall, maybe you could review some espresso for us?

[sarcasmosis]

@TheVodkaChugger It's Washington so there's only Starbuck's. Weird thing is there's only one Starbuck's in the mall.

[sarcasmosis]

@sarcasmosis and one across the street.

[TheVodkaChugger]

@sarcasmosis Would you be willing to review some coffee for us, watch me drink at the mall?

[sarcasmosis]

@TheVodkaChugger I live in Stumptown man. You don't want to hear what I have to say about coffee that's not from Portland. Then again it is egg nog latte season and at least I'm in the correct state to patronize Starbuck's.

[peekaboots01]

@TheVodkaChugger I think that's a good idea. I'd like to see him sipping a hot cup of coffee or coffee beverage like a latte or mocha.

[ChanticleerHegemony]

Do you do requests?

[sarcasmosis]

@ChanticleerHegemony still email requests to watchmeeatshow at gmail.com

[8bitfist]

Try hungry man dinners.

[sarcasmosis]

@8bitfist You mean like the salisbury steak show?

[8bitfist]

@sarcasmosis well if you had to choose a tv dinner hungry man would be the slightly better choice, i think.

[sarcasmosis]

@8bitfist Yeah, that's why the first tv dinner show was a Hungry-Man box. They're ridiculous. Banquet is cheap as fuck and a much older brand.

[FluviusRubico]

The shirt matches the bottle in the background like perfectly. Good shirt and tie combo btw.

[sarcasmosis]

@FluviusRubico The bottle in the background matches a vitamin deficiency perfectly. drinkviso dotcom.

[FluviusRubico]

@sarcasmosis vitamin deficiency or not we still dig your vids sarcasmosis, thanks, and have fun at the mall

[sarcasmosis]

@FluviusRubico They have 300mg of caffeine in there too, just in case you feared your own dreams.

[FluviusRubico]

@sarcasmosis carry on and vee vill send krampus after you. Have a good one mate and good on ya for making the vids thanks again

[sarcasmosis]

@FluviusRubico watch?v=9p1JYvV178E

[FluviusRubico]

@sarcasmosis lol thanks

[WyattStaskus]

you are a god among men...haha

[xSonsofNerox]

This episode needed to be longer. I'm bored.

[sarcasmosis]

@xSonsofNerox You know what's boring? The other fucking 9 hours of my day here. Actually it's not that bad, but that macaroni and beef was fucking boring.

[patrickjjh]

You're awesome

[chenster420]

awsome!!! i hope you keep up the videos! love your sense of humor and just love watching you eat in general

[sarcasmosis]

@chenster420 god damn this is the weirdest niche i've ever fallen into

[loupremo]

your nails are perfect...no homo

[sarcasmosis]

@loupremo It's fucking true and I really appreciate your noticing in a non-gay way etc.

[HappyGamerMan]

Do you add the background music? Nice shirt by the way. :)

[sarcasmosis]

@HappyGamerMan I added Portland's jazz station to the radio. Hey thanks this is a new shirt.

[kratosjlv]

That laugh made my day.

[CoolStorysBro]

most of you probably aren't going to read this, but next month I turn 17, and I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different.

On December 14th, I'm moving to Antarctica (home of the greatest walruses). I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training.

I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever

[martiiiboy]

Nice i like you. you are so different(on a nice way)

[jesuslovesxbox103]

@sarcasmosis YOUR MY HERO

[sarcasmosis]

@jesuslovesxbox103 YOU'RE my first correction for the day

[hakuza41]

240 in the whole thing...? That's not per serving?

[sarcasmosis]

@hakuza41 serving size 1 sad box

[CoolStorysBro]

haha

[Thefamousgreen]

Just 240? wow that's weak

[tommykaplan]

Please show the store :D?

[sarcasmosis]

@tommykaplan the GOING OUT OF BUSINESS banner is in the first video. there is nothing else in the store.

[DiabloDak444]

These rock keep 'em coming

[oohtobeagoona]

LEGEND!