There was a thirteen year old that got raped by two eighteen year olds because he was in possession of drugs that they wanted, the victim had to have stitches in in arse and mouth
I work in a BMW garage and we had to warn customers about convertible roofs on cars, because some maid in America was cleaning her bosses car and closed the convertible roof on herself and was crushed to death.
i heard of a guy who tried rob a house in brazil and got stuck in the chimney and next day he was found in the chimney they took him out and right into jail
My friend was born without an asshole so they had to cut him an asshole so he has to take medicine or else he will shit himself all the time cus he cant control it i swear to god
A 15-year-old schoolboy who killed his elder brother in a revenge arson attack after his family took away his Xbox is facing a life sentence after being found guilty of murder.
Wow @09bulmers, u really need to calm down. Like holy shit u have like over 3 comments just hating on someone about a gameplay commentary. I get that ur probs a 9 year old boy wanking in a corner while your mother strokes your hair and says that you are a good boy, but you have to grow up and realize that this is a game. A game, you hear that? Its not life or death, it doesnt even involve you at all. Personally i dont give a shit if what you say is true, could be for all I care. The point is is
I'm not saying I don't like him but he always talks about getting flags and wanting to win games and he is the last person to do it + he trys to sound like a scum bag and posh at the same time just doesn't work.
You just talk shit. You say you wanna win but don't get a or b flag from the start...... Then just camp for most of the game and if a player out camps you, you have a hissy fit.
Last video you were like "I dont wanna talk about sick stuff cos my brother might watch the video blah blah" then now youre like "I'd give the bitch a few backhands, fucking bitch, cook that shit" XD
ok there was this ten year old girl who got off the school bus in Oregon or whatever and this 2 guys chased her to her house she runs inside locks the door runs up to her parents bedroom and locks that door the two guys kick in the door and search the house and finally kick in the door and shes on the opposte side of the bed they come around the bed shes holding a 12 gauge mossberg blows the nuts of one guy and shoots the other in the chest that girl is orergon national champion skeet shooter
You're dick would hurt so much after 42 times... After the first few times what would even happen? Dry load blowing, lol? And yea really? Did his mom count his orgasms? Is there a way to test for that, lol?
I have came to relies something, I am both a PS3 and 360 user. I have BO on both, My average game on PS3 is like a 35-20 but on the 360 its like 50-10. I've came to the conclusion that since there are so many more 360 gamers that it is easier to get kills (Because most blow dick). But since there are not so many PS3 gamers, The PS3 users are better.(Not saying all of them, Just the majority on the 360 are n00bs) And I use the PS3 controller on both consoles. Xbox 360=Gameplay, PS3=Challenge.
@PSNAdmin I have both and I think Ps3 players are so much worse. I went 75 and 12 with dual scorpions the first day playing on Ps3...
Go look at my fileshare for both consoles if you don't believe me. xbl Gamertag: A Swift Hippie PSN: SwiftHippie.
You'll find that I do MUCH better on PS3 than I do xbox. MUCH MUCH better. Really, I encourage you to go look at it. Just send me a friend request and erase me when you're done if you want.
holy shit i jack off like daily but i cant even quit no matter how hard i try, the longest ive quit for is like 1 week. i thought i was addicted but 42 times a night fuck thats crazy
Alsho Bread, the main reason your views and likes and stuff is down is because the kiddies are in school again and can't watch youtube all the time anymore. Sucks to be in school, kids.
the cheese thing is like the ice bullet in james bond. someone killed someone with a bullet made of ice and it melted so there was no evidence. im pretty sure thats impossible(they did it on mythbusters) but the cheese thing is pretty much the same
my god that video was funny
tasification1 5 months ago
Is that you cumming again timmy? xD
tooma8 5 months ago
I've never felt sorry for someone's penis until now.
thehatehouse 5 months ago
i dont masturbate. i find it disgusting
codgamer690 5 months ago
@codgamer690 serious?
twannTank 4 months ago
@twannTank yeah
codgamer690 4 months ago
15 people couldn't jack off 42 times so they gave bread the thumbs down!!
TheLEGENDofG 5 months ago
well if i get no tea tonight am gonna saw me mams fuckin head of ;)
leepeewee1 5 months ago in playlist More videos from IIIBreadIII
@iRandomizzee HA U GOT 69 THUMBS UP everyone dont thumbs up this comment anymore :D
Tony1035610 5 months ago
@Tony1035610 trololol, i thukbs up his comment.
thebossman231 5 months ago
@thebossman231 and i thumbs it down now :D TROLO LO LO LO!
Tony1035610 5 months ago
There was a thirteen year old that got raped by two eighteen year olds because he was in possession of drugs that they wanted, the victim had to have stitches in in arse and mouth
LulzPrototype 5 months ago
42 times! i thought 4 in a day was bad
georgeg181 5 months ago in playlist More videos from IIIBreadIII
"get turned on, jaysus" roflmao
kristopher872 5 months ago
U SOUND LIKE A BAD IMPRESSION ON ARNOLD SCHWARZNAGGER
The321dick 5 months ago
I'm from Dublin 2 I heard dat on grafton street a few days ago dis man chased a gurl in her thong out of a nightclub
xXsmileyface2697Xx 5 months ago
i can guarentee in three years you are going to become the face of warbutons
xZeRoXVeNoMzX 5 months ago
this isnt launch its radiation . . . i think
27CLUSKER 5 months ago
Say "Jaysus" more often.
BelleVegasBoy 5 months ago
subbed nice vid,
TheAlexIqbal1 5 months ago
Free steamgifts invites /watch?v=om5ZCeZUjWU
thehiddentech 5 months ago
Thank fuck that a dub is makin it on YouTube :)
xKiLLZxG4ming 5 months ago
I work in a BMW garage and we had to warn customers about convertible roofs on cars, because some maid in America was cleaning her bosses car and closed the convertible roof on herself and was crushed to death.
rreid1993 5 months ago
@iRandomizzee Well the mum knew about it so i will let you make up the rest.
If you know what i mean...............
XxAG2707xX 5 months ago in playlist Liked
67 and 4 neh ill take 67 and 4 on launch??
LAUNCH??
Lol u are worried about work so worried bout work and yh that garlic bread yh i heard about that he stabed her sooo many times sad :(
XxAG2707xX 5 months ago
@XxAG2707xX i think it was 72 times
XxAG2707xX 5 months ago
i heard of a guy who tried rob a house in brazil and got stuck in the chimney and next day he was found in the chimney they took him out and right into jail
champpkz 5 months ago
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FinalHir0 5 months ago
My friend was born without an asshole so they had to cut him an asshole so he has to take medicine or else he will shit himself all the time cus he cant control it i swear to god
lukeisgod2k11 5 months ago
"My throat is as dry as Ghandi's slipper." LMFAO
360zach360 5 months ago
That cheese story is a copy of a famous story involving a wife and a chunk of meat :L
OhAhUpTheRaa 5 months ago
I'd love to see how your girl reacts to this video. She'd probably handle you P:
FacelessImpact 5 months ago
Vids didnt show up in my sub box :(
igotaniphone3gs 5 months ago
cool vid watch all ur videos
moneytalks697 5 months ago
42 wanks! He probably ripped his cock of and bleed to death!
SuperLemmons 5 months ago
Liked and favoured :) Are these stories real breadddd?
SammieGreig 5 months ago
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SammieGreig 5 months ago
Im watching this on the PS3 to see if it's better than an pc... yeah it's not :)
TheRexadas 5 months ago
why do people dislike videos .......
soaXhamza 5 months ago
A 15-year-old schoolboy who killed his elder brother in a revenge arson attack after his family took away his Xbox is facing a life sentence after being found guilty of murder.
ixIMIatty 5 months ago
Plz use a diffrent gun besides galil
iLiiamHD 5 months ago
@09bulmers nobody gives a shit
TheDragobath 5 months ago
Wow @09bulmers, u really need to calm down. Like holy shit u have like over 3 comments just hating on someone about a gameplay commentary. I get that ur probs a 9 year old boy wanking in a corner while your mother strokes your hair and says that you are a good boy, but you have to grow up and realize that this is a game. A game, you hear that? Its not life or death, it doesnt even involve you at all. Personally i dont give a shit if what you say is true, could be for all I care. The point is is
MegaLuongo 5 months ago
Fuck you can die that way ... looks down... my friend is my enemy
IORNMAN210 5 months ago
How the fuck do you wank that much!?
SuckAFatOne007 5 months ago
in england
a boy killed his gf as a dare
no lie
issyLFC 5 months ago
I'm not saying I don't like him but he always talks about getting flags and wanting to win games and he is the last person to do it + he trys to sound like a scum bag and posh at the same time just doesn't work.
09bulmers 5 months ago
Fan boy much mate?? Why don't you suck his dick you stuck up tool
09bulmers 5 months ago
@09bulmers get a life, boy
iWhiteDots 5 months ago
Some kid around here tried riding a bike off of a bridge and on to a moving train... Needless to say, he's dead.
ConsteIIashunZ 5 months ago
You just talk shit. You say you wanna win but don't get a or b flag from the start...... Then just camp for most of the game and if a player out camps you, you have a hissy fit.
09bulmers 5 months ago
@09bulmers your a dumb useless piece of shit ! fuck off if u dont like it !
WeezysGotGuns 5 months ago
Sweet 69 comments!.......Dang I ruined it. :o
Shicaci1 5 months ago 3
Cheesy nipples? :D
Shicaci1 5 months ago 2
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Shicaci1 5 months ago
a 16 year old guy in england murdered his girlfriend for a free breakfast from his mates. no joke
SyphilisStrike 5 months ago
Like his voice
RaulmartinezFtw 5 months ago
You have host like EVERY game..
xInsanePanda 5 months ago
Lol danny tweetin cool stuff heh
JezzaXD 5 months ago
ther was one story were a lasses ex bf killed her 6/7 yer old daughter and eat her
RyanOfUtube 5 months ago
what a bitch that was a mini session FOR ME lol
pwh1999 5 months ago
The masturbation story is fake, it was originally from a Brazilian parody site or some shit.
Free3dumb 5 months ago
Last video you were like "I dont wanna talk about sick stuff cos my brother might watch the video blah blah" then now youre like "I'd give the bitch a few backhands, fucking bitch, cook that shit" XD
kieranm310 5 months ago 5
ok there was this ten year old girl who got off the school bus in Oregon or whatever and this 2 guys chased her to her house she runs inside locks the door runs up to her parents bedroom and locks that door the two guys kick in the door and search the house and finally kick in the door and shes on the opposte side of the bed they come around the bed shes holding a 12 gauge mossberg blows the nuts of one guy and shoots the other in the chest that girl is orergon national champion skeet shooter
MrMilitaryMaster 5 months ago
@MrMilitaryMaster Is that true? If so its the best thing I've ever heard
kieranm310 5 months ago
@kieranm310 yea
MrMilitaryMaster 5 months ago
Radiation, not Launch :)
DGeorge94UK 5 months ago
your vids are fucking amazing mate
TempoStereo 5 months ago
he stabbed her 37 times
craigbee1993 5 months ago
on launch?
yaminub 5 months ago
I died of masta-bashun once
AnthemsToTheWelkin 5 months ago
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the Kid from meath who killed him self from to much deodarate
Kill2Thrill4Life 5 months ago
the Kid from meath who killed him self from to much deodarate
Kill2Thrill4Life 5 months ago
Launch again, its called Radiation! ;-))
SorenNorgaardLund 5 months ago
You're dick would hurt so much after 42 times... After the first few times what would even happen? Dry load blowing, lol? And yea really? Did his mom count his orgasms? Is there a way to test for that, lol?
ASwiftHippie 5 months ago
wtf his dad watching him through the keyhole
EverythingBO 5 months ago
LOLOL Throats As Dry As Ghandis Slipper :P:P
SoSTrixiE 5 months ago
I have came to relies something, I am both a PS3 and 360 user. I have BO on both, My average game on PS3 is like a 35-20 but on the 360 its like 50-10. I've came to the conclusion that since there are so many more 360 gamers that it is easier to get kills (Because most blow dick). But since there are not so many PS3 gamers, The PS3 users are better.(Not saying all of them, Just the majority on the 360 are n00bs) And I use the PS3 controller on both consoles. Xbox 360=Gameplay, PS3=Challenge.
PSNAdmin 5 months ago
@PSNAdmin I have both and I think Ps3 players are so much worse. I went 75 and 12 with dual scorpions the first day playing on Ps3...
Go look at my fileshare for both consoles if you don't believe me. xbl Gamertag: A Swift Hippie PSN: SwiftHippie.
You'll find that I do MUCH better on PS3 than I do xbox. MUCH MUCH better. Really, I encourage you to go look at it. Just send me a friend request and erase me when you're done if you want.
ASwiftHippie 5 months ago
bread, livestream please
yodamaster444 5 months ago
You can die from having an orgasm, that is probably what caused the masturbating guy to die
123Tiarnan 5 months ago
sub-box problems are making people miss videos again i see....
razerpain09 5 months ago
GO ON BREAD!
Glenn9oo 5 months ago
holy shit i jack off like daily but i cant even quit no matter how hard i try, the longest ive quit for is like 1 week. i thought i was addicted but 42 times a night fuck thats crazy
poopRscoop14 5 months ago
Alsho Bread, the main reason your views and likes and stuff is down is because the kiddies are in school again and can't watch youtube all the time anymore. Sucks to be in school, kids.
TheGreatDefective 5 months ago
Well he sure came and went
Ihop350 5 months ago
@iRandomizzee I was. And you're only on your second, you failure.
TheGreatDefective 5 months ago
@iRandomizzee Do the creep!!!
eamonhughesify 5 months ago
If your bread you must be cheese expert :)
AirAnathem 5 months ago
i luv how hes says a tad bit overboard.
gambler0913 5 months ago
Don't you find it strange how choosy you become when surfing porn?
whichguythatguy 5 months ago 8
Lol Markofj called launch radiation and bread called radiation launch
Caleb12001VX 5 months ago
hahahahahahahaaha omfg thats so true :P @iRandomizzee
IFuzionDesignz 5 months ago
Emergency..... I don't mean to alarm you but 6:08 has gone missing.
vivalaJamie01 5 months ago
A Bread video with bread IN the title?
I'm gonna need more tissues.
1lamafarmer 5 months ago
hahahahaha stab the fuck out of her for a pizza or sumthin
IFuzionDesignz 5 months ago
3:09 Now thats what you call sharp cheddar. :D
4sonny8 5 months ago
bread love ur vids
darkil1 5 months ago
1 person obvi doesnt like bread
TehScreamo 5 months ago 27
@TehScreamo holy fucking lmao
christianulmer 5 months ago
Who was keeping count for this guy havin a wank
flinter10 5 months ago
I just wanked it 41 times... i guess im gonna chill 4 the rest of the day!!! lol
feelingsCRUSHER 5 months ago
the cheese thing is like the ice bullet in james bond. someone killed someone with a bullet made of ice and it melted so there was no evidence. im pretty sure thats impossible(they did it on mythbusters) but the cheese thing is pretty much the same
catvoca 5 months ago
0 dislikes and 42 likes!
keep it going!
TheBasketboii 5 months ago
"if its something lika a main course like a pizza, fair enough - stab her" lol <3
catvoca 5 months ago
gwan Bread!!!
JimBaww 5 months ago
My mouth is as dry as ghandi's slipper hahaha bread = hilarious
REACTONGAMING 5 months ago
I love Bread :), I am NOT gay... at least that's what my pink pony told me :D
TheRexadas 5 months ago
Oh Bread, how I love you so.
1234martinmac 5 months ago
wyr rape a baby on live tv (and nobody can know about the decision) or kill your mum but nobody found out
DirtyDean0 5 months ago
I have a news story - Bread is a fucking BAU5.
DysfunctionalTurnip 5 months ago 4
i but cheese in the freezer
EstonianAlly99 5 months ago
Bread for President!
TheSquall998 5 months ago
Welcome back Bread, love the coms. iamsac
MrSac666 5 months ago
title sounds like my saturday night
TheBocaShocka08 5 months ago
Make sure to check out that last vid if you missed it! Leave a comment on some weird stories you have heard before! Cheers :)
IIIBreadIII 5 months ago 13
@IIIBreadIII bread im on xbox i sent u a friend requet can i play with u
xSPUDxPOTATOEx 5 months ago in playlist More videos from IIIBreadIII
ham and cheese whoremelt
xDurp 5 months ago
BUTTER:D
XxBaByJoKeR4x 5 months ago
TOAST :D
Michaelctv1 5 months ago