Volkswagen banned tv commercial Bollocks

[mosthaunteddorset]

Bollocks

[urishima]

this is strangely cute...

[Sweltner]

240P, We meet again!

[Johntimed]

MR Griimes,

You are so wrong. Testicles sir, Testicles

[Johntimed]

This is pure quality? Those of you who understand will get it.

[wjmiller132]

wank

[derijdercentraal]

Absolutely right to be banned. Because it's not a very strong one from Volkwagen. Not because of the word 'bollocks'.

[PortalJumper98]

@HomewardBoundWM Fubar

[TheMohammad98]

Damn it now i have to search for @rustybear98 comment

[TheMohammad98]

Bollocks

[ghostrecon420]

This ad is bollocks lol

[MrGrimes1971]

Totally agree, bollocks is a brilliant word.

A bollock is a boulder or a large stone according to the bible, believe it or not.

Used in a court case about the sex pistols album ' never mind the bollocks here's the sex pistols, to prove it was not offensive.

[DenEldenKrieg]

what does bollocks mean?

[HomewardBoundWM]

@DenEldenKrieg its like saying oh shit



[DenEldenKrieg]

@HomewardBoundWM haha..ooh, okay...thanks!!

[p8intballkid]

@DenEldenKrieg shit

[wenaldy]

What a load of bollocks!!

[Karlyespmed]

Bollox

[napoleon1980]

tidy!



[ItsHiddenMoon]

Buttox

[bobduvar]

Mes couilles !!!!!

[dalboykushti]

funny as fuck

[MRAtPt]

That's a cute.

That's a cursing infant cute.

Roll the next clip Steven!

[AlterBridgeAndA7X]

bollocks old ad. glad it was banned

[besjanaakatarina]

is the dad charlie sheen LMAO

[ghostrecon420]

Bollocks

[SnappyPenguins]

I REALLY wanna buy a Volkswagen now! ;-)

[joemillerftw]

The guy fueling the car mildly resembles David Tennant, might I be correct about that?

[PSNSCORPO8972]

Minor accident this is going to cost him a fortune, it has to be taken by a tow truck to somewhere that can clean out the fuel system, which both labour and tow truck fee's are horrendous. That is unless you have CAA membership from $69.99 for a limited time only---and no I am not a CAA marketing guy LOL

[TachyonDriver]

@PSNSCORPO8972 How can having Civil Aviation Authority membership help sort out the wrong fuel in your car? Cessna maybe, but not a Volkswagen :) ;)

[PSNSCORPO8972]

@TachyonDriver LMFAO no here in Canada we have CAA I think its Called Canadian Automobile Assoiaction I have it for my truck(SUV not Big rig :P) which offer Roadside Assisstance, Car Insurance, and Travel Insurance. And yes they will do VW ;P

[TachyonDriver]

@PSNSCORPO8972 Hehe. I guessed it had to be something like that. In the UK there are now vehicles which have portable clean out systems so they can come to you. Our AA has them, but it does cost rather a lot - over and above your membership fees.

Bollocks indeed!

[AnkitMichael]

:)

[mikail671]

Bollocks=Sh*t???

[oldnickwodehouse]

@mikail671 it means balls

[Rossiboys215]

@mikail671 bolocks means like "oh fuck why did i do that" in one word.

[SBKiller85]

i didnt understand all, ill use google translator. but its nice, that someone try to bring knowledge to other ppl. even if he use wiki. or whould u say, that u whould look for this wiki article on ur own?

thx@rustybear98

[turquoise142]

it's not one girl it's twins

[liamaluca]

bollocks! rsrs

[LivetysWiretys]

some uk's say like bollicks! but it's written bollocks ?

[Have6NiceDay]

AWWWWWWW......

[Jez32uk]

luv this ad reminds me of my goddaughter and her brothers and sisters

[beccasoo]

cute. She learned it by watching him.

[darkside7500]

the thing i hate about censorship in britain is this only got banned cos ass wipe complained, thats all it takes

[MattHawkinsUK]

@darkside7500 This is clearly a viral ad and never intended for TV.

[djuro20]

i was hoping a car would hit the girl, as in those lovely trafic saftey commercials

[Killenwolf]

@djuro20 I hope one hits you.

[djuro20]

@Killenwolf me 2, but i'm not that lucky

[scatteredmist]

What a nanny state we live in where we can't watch brilliant adverts like this in the UK...

[jdswiney]

Why does he say it? I don't get it...

[eleminatus]

@jdswiney cause he puts regular fuel instead of diesel!

[jdswiney]

@eleminatus Ok. Green pumps are diesel where I live.

[smiffy1071]

@jdswiney here in the UK, diesel pumps are either black, or blue, and unleaded pumps are usually green.

[bnetime]

@jdswiney he filled the diesel car with petrol...........

[jdswiney]

@bnetime How do you know that? I can't tell from watching it that's what he did.

[pullingxdaisies]

@jdswiney Because it said, "Don't forget its a diesel," at the end. It was implied by him saying "bollocks" that he didn't fill it with diesel.

[CrazyBear65]

Why was it banned?

[TheBrosuk]

this shouldnt be banned. id rather watch this than the fat guy singing opera.

[RickinHK]

Unfortunately, although this ad is quite cute (I remember it being on TV after the watershed) it kind of sends the wrong message in that he says bollocks a lot when he's about to fill up, so he must fill it up often, which defeats the main advantage of a diesel car (high mpg).

[JamikKim27]

I'm sure they had a nice little sticker on the fuel cap saying "diesel fuel only".... XD

[MarinaJohnnyAmanda]

aww she is so cute^_^

[JamikKim27]

@MarinaJohnnyAmanda :p

[KrysNolatari]

funny, in america (at least in the market i live in) a green handled/covered pump is the diesel pump. considering the one in his hand is green, i didn't even see a problem

[tomimn2233]

Bollocks Waggin'?

[WHATCANYOUDOWITHEVAN]

Bollocks

[CallumJ230]

@TheOnlyDaysMusic Cus Bollocks is considered a rude word by some people in the UK

[Maliceuk]

Awwwww bless.

[joeratti]

one of the only few good things to come out of briton. they sure do know how to curse ill give em that

[podmizje]

thats fucking stupid

[SGarv04]

jan 6 2006? this is like the 1st vid on youtube or something?

[XxxWallsOfJerichoXxx]

@SGarv04 I believe your mistaken..

First video ever is Me at the zoo

[MYBIGKINDHEART]

@TheOnlyDaysMusic of course, i just got carried away with my point of view

[brightlights456X]

Yeah thats right....BLAME THE DAD!!!!

Always attack the father figure:/

[TheWitchOvAgnesi]

@brightlights456X Meh, look on the positive side. She actually likes her dad and views him as enough of a role model to want to mimic him.

At least that's what I say when my daughter says "fuck!"

[brightlights456X]

@TheWitchOvAgnesi

Very true:D

[MYBIGKINDHEART]

@TheOnlyDaysMusic possibly cause it's full of bollocks and a girl of her age shouldn't be saying things like this, why would anyone want to make an ad like this anyway, no wonder kids grow up the way they do, she is very fortunate that i'm not her dad, sometimes you gotta draw the line some where and this is one of them and another gets me is you can't have sex on youtube but swearing and violence is ok, well then that is BOLLOCKS!!!

[sedwardpenton]

@MYBIGKINDHEART well some of them would be alright to say balls, ice cream dropping off the cone defiantly, the store your going to closes just as you get there yes, cookie jar and falling not so much but no toilet paper and ruining something youve been working on all day (a painting in her case) i've said worst things over that her dad turning the family car into a ton and some paper weight, bollocks is much better than what i would say

[willy1willy2]

i do the same ting, in ma yamaha bws...

[ducttapeee]

Bollocks in England is another word for DAMN and also a man's TESTICLES

[ITSASYRUP]

@ducttapeee I have testicles

[Dog328]

nice Vectra! (xD)

[ameslalaland]

I do believe it's meant to be bugger :)

[Sheri451]

HMMM Someone needs to stop listening to daddy's dirty mouth.

[2angi]

[0:34] is that guy, David Tennant?

[evebil123]

@2angi no lol

[BiohazardBunney]

This isn't even advertising anything. The volkswagen isn't even recognizable from inside the car.

[bipollarbear]

@BiohazardBunney maybe thats why thay had a shot of the outside before they showed the inside?

[BiohazardBunney]

@bipollarbear it still doesn't tell me anything about the car >_>

[bipollarbear]

@BiohazardBunney oh right i see your point. all i can pick up is that its bollocks haha.

[Sisound]

@BiohazardBunney you must be the dumbest motherfucker around lol

[BiohazardBunney]

@Sisound Probably the second actually, thank you very much :P

[Sisound]

@BiohazardBunney eheh i like you

[BiohazardBunney]

@Sisound :P

[canibol123]

I'd be mad if my daughter was going around saying bollocks, or penis in u.s. especially if my husband taught it to her. On top of that he ruined his car by putting gasoline in it. (: what a silly commercial. (:

[Dendiol]

@canibol123 It's amusing though!

[TheBandRicochet]

DOCTOR WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TENANT!

[popazz1]

Oh,I know as a sensible mature adult I should say,"Too right that they banned this",but hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahaha,this is fecking hilarious! BOLLOX!

[zanpaktuh]

Bollocks actually means "Balls" , it is a slang word that is used by a British people. In America, we don't say "Balls" when something unexpectedly happened, but instead we use the term "Dammit or Crap"

[OxBigly2010]

Could just redub it as "Crap"

[TomsUniverse1]

Whats a bollocks?

[magneat]

cool commercial: all the day long a little girl says "testicles!" =)))))

[rage10rules]

@magneat it means ass doesnt it?

[magneat]

@rage10rules, "MrCynister187" 5 days ago explained that one of the meanings is "testicles".

[rage10rules]

@magneat cand i read further and learnt other wise. never mind...

[MrCynister187]

Man Made Mayo Makers sound better.

[rustybear98]

"Bollocks" [ˈbɒləks] is a word of Anglo-Saxon origin, meaning "testicles". The word is often used figuratively in English, as a noun to mean "nonsense", an expletive following a minor accident or misfortune, or an adjective to mean "poor quality" or "useless". Similarly, the common phrases "Bollocks to this!"

[sedwardpenton]

@rustybear98 thank you Wikipedia

[aw100626]

@rustybear98 Wow, nice wiki copy n paste...lol

[Starioshka]

@rustybear98 BALLZ TO YOU!

[tommycat1993]

@rustybear98 i first thought bollocks mean "fuck it"

[scottwebb]

This vid is bollocks :P

[MrCynister187]

@Hopeatoceansgate look down 5 places. All is explained.

[Hopeatoceansgate]

what does it mean?

[imagemenow]

the girl is cuuutee

[amsooldnot]

im suprised a little girl knows what that means .

[MrCynister187]

Love spuds- Man made Mayo makers-

[MrCynister187]

She says "Bollocks" ball – balls – bollocks – deez nutz – family jewels – gonad – knackers – knap sack – nads – nards – nuggets – nuts – plum – rocks – sack – swamp nuts – yam bag.

[drhannibal]

@MrCynister187 @@

[galloway62042009]

@MrCynister187 You forgot Round Tables

[DKawanyota]

@MrCynister187 crotch, meatsack, testies, marbles, hair peas, sex bells, counterweights?

[ryer98]

bollocks means testies

[AlanMcKennaVideos]

I certainly will never get confused as to which fuel is to be used after seeing this delightful advertisement.

[Hippopotas2000]

What says the girl ? BONX ?!

[newcomer9747]

i swear ima slap that bitch when she yanked her daughter's arm at 0:07

[FillterCP]

No wonder its baned. IT MAKES NO FRICKIN SENSE!

[Oliver8111]

Bollocks= fuck the amercans in the ass:)

[TickleMehNancy]

@Oliver8111 You wish you could fuck an American in their ass.

[ccmf34rless]

who loves kids chuck norris loves kids :)

[SirHipkiss]

@ADRIANSITO13 shut the fuck up you yank :)

[SirHipkiss]

@SirHipkiss and Britfag does? Sorry rambo :)

[TickleMehNancy]

@SirHipkiss wow you're talking shit about Americans on an American web site most likely eating Mc Donalds SAD!

[SirHipkiss]

@TickleMehNancy Stop butting into something that has nothing to do with you :) He started so delete your self from life :)

[TickleMehNancy]

@SirHipkiss british people have no ability to self reflect SAD once again.

[SirHipkiss]

@TickleMehNancy Yes of course a whole race of people and were all the same (Y) were not all obese set four idiots. Stop trying to make your self feel better by starting an argument you absolute imbecile.

[MrJorgeGTI]

the little girl and the man at the end doens't say bollocks they says volks!

[wherokee178]

was that gas pumper guy... david tennant? O.o

[crazypaste]

@wherokee178 no its not DAvid Tennant though it looks like him. Being DR Who he would reverse time and wouldnt make that mistake also i think his tardis runs on on bio fuel like the silly shit im typing here.

[wherokee178]

@crazypaste XD that would've been so kewl had he made the cameo and then he'd go back in time to the first time that child learned the word bollocks and teach her to say bananas because everyone loves bananas especially at parties

[crazypaste]

@wherokee178 Bananas and custard are ace if you are feeling lush add chocolate chips and raisins and nesquick powder. But the Docotor likes fish fingers in his custard.

[23Glee]

*drops ice cream*

Me: SHIT

[SirHipkiss]

@23Glee *drops ice cream*

Me: YOU FUCKING WANKER WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU PIECE OF SHIT FOR FUCK SAKE AGHHHHHHHHHHHH *smashes window* (may be exaggerated)

[23Glee]

@SirHipkiss, das me on the inside :)

[LoxiDays33]

Is that David tennant? O.o

[Akuma1976]

Gonads

[musicpeng]

ROFL, The way that kid says bollocks!!

[Missshmexykat]

i was just waiting to hear the guy say FUUUUCK!!!!!!!! ha

[BillyGsell2011]

Wade Barrett Was Watching It!!!!

[ravenstar100]

god i laughed so hard i cried! thats so true and funny!

kids will copy, and this is the best advert ive seen in years.

[shallyshallow08]

i looked it up... 0.0

[TheXxm477xx]

wtf

[dalailame]

WTF is bollocks? XD

[yaoiistheworld]

@dalailame I think it means like dammit or something similar

[xxxxMegaMusicxxxx]

@dalailame Nuts, you know.. that's what it means

[hvaskaljeghaher]

@dalailame I think it might mean something like "ballsack" or so... or just another word for damn, shit, crap or whatever you say when you do something like her dad does ^^



[SafariJess11]

Lol my dad did that once!

[Str4t0sPh3rE]

I thought it was gonna be a commercial for a new car called the Volkswagen Bollocks.

[XxThePandaUndeadxX]

I'm English. Bet you want to hear me say bollocks.

[pearlofravenclaw11]

BOLLOCKS!

[MrZixoz]

BOLLOCKS

[pambaby912]

This wasn't banned in my country - America. Nor was it even seen or heard of over hear. If it had been, we would have thought it was precious, only because of the English accents, which are like catnip over here. We love them. We'd have no idea about the slang.

[Timmy4pawz]

@pambaby912 Comparing English accents to catnip, I love it :D I need to get myself down to America

[ITIMBERLANDI]

LOL THAT GOT banned in my country england after like 2 weeks of showing it lol

[SHORTSincorporated]

is that the doctor at the end

[TheRegimelife]

It was banned in mine...Germany...and yet we make that car.....

[fairhillnorrie]

BOLLOCKS Its banned.... very funny.

[imjustchillinftw]

This WAS banned in my country.........stupid conservative primitive Australia

[nickJod1234]

Fuckin dirty English pricks. Little girls talkin about that shit. Fuck those tea drinking assholes!

(Just joking I'm English)

[groterichard]

This wasn't banned in my country 2  Holland

[m3chyta]

LOVELY!!! xD

[raptormancro]

BOLLOCKS MEAN BALLS :) u have google just type it ;)

[Ice2watcher]

watch the tv series "skins" and you know what bollocks and all that other strange britain curse words mean...you meaders! :D

[wei495]

@theOgrande @xAmY1234z @Elektro0hexe @jahseedbeatz504

There's the internet for a reason! It's not a different language, it's just another word in English. You people don't even read the other comments!

[TheOgrande]

I think bollocks means shit in British.

[LowleyUK]

@TheOgrande @xAmY1234z @Elektro0hexe @jahseedbeatz504 It means balls.

[Elektro0Hexe]

Bollocks means something like "damn it!" as far as I know.

[xAmY1234z]

im pretty sure bollocks means fuck

[PulsatorX]

Bollocks is the British slang for balls