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  • I would like to see a lot of mothers running around with fuck on their chests (:

  • my fucking dream is too sit down in my chair in front

    of my computer & watch this video OVER & OVER AGAIN !

    until i win something from you ,

    then i'll go get a life >:D

  • my fucking dream is too sit down next to obama a smoke weed ,

    & get justin bieber to make me a sandwich >:D

    while you are rolling blunts ♥

  • My fucking dream is to Meet Alex Pettyfer & Become an Actress in the sequel i am NUmber 4 were he leaves his girlfriend & falls in love with me instead :D

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  • My ultimate fucking dream is to live a good fucking life. With that said, my fucking dream is to move to the UK and meet/fuck/marry a hot, classy English man. Our children will have cute English accents and will ride to school on a god damned unicorn that English husband and I bought with our money earned as doctors. YES.

  • my fuckin' dream is to keep fuckin' dreamin

  • my fucking dream is to meet Nicholas Hoult unexpectedly and fall in love at first sight..... move away to Italy and go shopping together where I can buy millions of make up since I have none ,go eat some fucking spaghetti's with big motherfucking meat balls and the best fucking garlic bread. Get married and have 20 fucking kids and move back to California and start all over :]

  • My fuckin' dream is to own and run a coffee shop downtown Chicago with my best friend and hire my damn brother to be our janitor :) And hire her brother to supply us with weed to 'enhance' our baked goods.

  • My fuckin' dream is to be able to ride my unicorn without getting ticketed by a cop.

  • My fucking dream is to own an island off the coast of Norway and have my own gallery, as a successful artist.

  • My fuckin' dream is to get my letter to go to Hogwarts, even if I'm 100 years old. They can make a fucking exception for me to make my dreams come true~ ;D

  • My fucking dream is to own a florist/cafe/pub with my best friend Robyn. During the day I would be doing some floristry shit and she'd be doing her cafe stuff and then at night we'd run the pub together. All our friends could come round and see us and it would be fun and we could drink endless cheap pints! We planned to move to Ireland and name it 'the fucking English', but I think that's changed now. Hopefully my fucking dream will come true, because eventhough it's simple, I know I'd be happy!

  • My fucking dream is to fuck Joseph Gordon-Levitt all day, every day.

  • My fucking dream is to sniff all the ketamine in the world.

  • My fucking dream is to be Lady Gaga's hair stylist.

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  • my fucking dream is to be a makeup artist and be a fucking good one.

  • my fucking dream is to meet my favorite band, my chemical romance. i want to thank them for everything they've done for me because they have drastically changed my life.

  • My fucking dream is to marry a man with an unfortunate last name so I can doom my children for life. Hence: Long Wang, Mike Litorus, Myva Gina, and so forth

  • my fucking dream is to be in the tags of one of your video’s..... lawlllz

  • my fucking dream is to meet damn ass miley cyrus because she is my bifff and i want her to fucking love me and have a benefit concert for me, because she fucking wants to.

  • my fucking dream is to own a bunch of motherfucking sheep in fiji

  • my fucking dream is to see the world

  • MY FUCKING DREAM IS TO BE ABLE TO LICK MY GODDAMN ELBOW.

    Or, you know, have a baby penguin. I think that would be pretty cool as well...

    (geddit? 'cause they're from Antarctica and it's cold there? lol.)

  • My fucking dresm is to live life, love life, and live life!! dreams should be about not giving a shit, and doing whatever the fuck makes ya happy!

  • My fucking dream is to rugby tackle Stephen Fry and kidnap him.

  • my fucking dream is to save someone's life.

    oh wait

    you want funny?

    my fucking dream is to be the very best like no one ever was, to catch them is my great test to train them is my cause. my fucking dream is to travel across the land searching far and wide. my fucking dream is to use pokemon to understand the power that's inside.

  • my fucking dream is to break away from this world that i'm living in in California. I want to travel Europe, and experience different cultures and people:)

  • My fucking dream is to drop out of school, grow a beard and join the circus with Cassie Ainsworth.

  • My Fucking Dream is to never have a dull moment in my life after high school.

  • My fucking dream is to dye my hair blue.

  • my fucking dream is to marry darren fucking criss and have tons of half armenian/quarter filipino/quarter irish babies with him. our first daughter will be named madeline, and our first son will be named gabriel.

  • my fucking dream is to survive high school (boring I know)

  • My fucking dream is to travel all over the world, especially to Vietnam!

  • My fucking dream is to be the first person in my family to graduate highschool, to have a job and to be able to say that Im proud of who I am and what ive accomplished throughout my life. I dont want to be like my siblings and to have nothing. Or like my mother, alone with 4 children. So yeaa, Thats my fucking dream.

  • My fucking dream is to be the top percentage in pokemon trainers.

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  • My fucking dream is to fuck Robert Pattinson every single day

  • My fucking dream is to meet Adele , holy shit it would be the best moment of my life :|

  • My fucking dream is to take a huge trip to England. And obviously enroll in fucking Hogwarts while I'm there.

  • my fucking dream is to go on student exchange to spain next year and be the awesome bad ass exchange student.

  • my fucking dream is to fly across the united states to finally be with the guy i love. and to fucking be able to morph from two legs to mermaid tail and have a double life as a mermaid.

  • My fucking dream is to travel the world with my cousins! Oh, and fuck shit up!

  • my fucking dream is to travel the fucking world. seriously, if i had the money the first place i'd go is england.

  • my fucking dream is to ride to school on a moose and live in an igloo like a real fucking canadian.

  • My fucking dream is to ride a damn llama.

  • my fucking dream is to meet tim curry

  • My fucking dream is to be Queen Elizabeth ! it's always been a life goal

  • My fucking dream is to get into Northwestern University School of Medicine, and become a pediatric oncologist. Also on the side I'd also like to become the most powerful wizard, just like Albus Dumbledore.

  • My fucking dream is to travel the world and while I'm travelling I'll obviously become a member of X-men so that I can fuck BEAST. ohhhhhh yeeeeah ;)

  • My fucking dream is travel to France and excel in French. :)

  • My fucking dream is to travel the world!!

  • To move away....!

  • my fucking dream is to get one of them fucking t-shirts!

  • my fucking dream might not come true anymore, you see, i'm one of those unlucky kids who doesn't have a "perfect, complete" family. we're currently having a financial crisis so I have to adjust with everything, but that doesn't matter. my problem is my family doesn't know how to appreciate each other's concerns. This is a very big issue to me, but I have no one to talk to. My fucking dream is to have someone that will understand what I am going through and won't judge me.

  • my fucking dream is to somehow live as one of those damn wanderlusts and travel the world. oh, and work in fashion merchandising while i'm at it. kinda contradicts itself but it's my fucking dream!

  • My fucking dream is to win this shirt, 'cause when someone will ask me 'so what's you fuckin' dream?' i will point to the shirt and say: THIS!

  • I just graduated with degrees in Neuroscience and Psychology so my dream is be a part of the research team

    that finds a cure for Autism!

  • my fucking dream is to be as damn ass fucking free as I want and do what the fuck I want for free! (lol)

  • My fucking dream is to win a fucking Oscar!

  • My fucking dream is to be a damn ass writer. Well, that's my more realistic ass dream. My ~crazy out there~ dream is to be a star on damn Broadway. Hopefully one of those happens in my fucking life.

    (I like profanities too.)

  • my fucking dream is to live in damn ass France!

  • My fucking dream is to obtain the rainbow fluffy jacket I want, attach some ears and then become:

    BETH THE AMAZING TECHNICOLOUR DREAMCAT!

    Seriously xx

  • my fucking dream is to be drawn like one of your french girls~~

  • my fucking dream is to film myself ranting about how much it sucks to be a jew on christmas, becoming tumblr famous as the video spreads like one motherfucker.

  • my fucking dream is to chill with rachel!

  • my f'ing dream is to have the best f'ing dream.

  • My fucking dream is to travel the world and do whatever the fuck I want.

  • My fucking dream is to just get away from this fucking town.

  • My fucking dream is to graduate high school (one more freaking year), go to cosmetology school. After cosmetology school I will hopefully be able to go to California or New York and become a make-up artist for runways or movies. I think that would be amazing. In all honesty I just want to be happy doing whatever I am doing.

  • WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING DREAM

    My Fucking dream is for rachel (This really cool gal) to come to engalnd then get her ass down to Bristol to meet a boy called Sal (Hes really hot) and for them to go sight seeing around Bristol and look at all the amazing Skins sights and shit and then go shopping to loads of vintage shops and have a fucking good time :~) xxx

  • My fucking dream is to own a bookmoblie (after I get a degree is english) and travel around to Kenya and South Africa to educate the under-privileged children and teach them. Of course it'll be decked out with the best books known to man and the coolest paint job ever.

  • my fucking dream is to save someone and show them how amazing life is.

  • My fucking dream is to be able to go into a store and not have to look at the price of something before I decide if I like it or not.

  • my fucking dream is to grow a pair

  • My fucking dream is to create a sentence using only "FUCK's" in it: What the fuckity-fuck fuck's fucking fucked-up with fucking a fucking fucker all fucking day?

  • @xanhkimphox fuck you, you fucking fuck.

    :)

    That's my dream, too. 

  • @SpoonsAtMidnight fucking fuck-tastic minds think alike

  • My fucking dream is to get my mom to stop complaining about every damn thing.

  • my fucking dream is to help change the music scene in the US! i want to help up and coming bands get more exposure and to help them make more awesome music, this is kind of why i love lofidelity (thanks for introducing them to me) because its exactly what i want to do! eventually id love to have my own music channel and make a new music festival and interview a bunch of bands and ah idk i just really want to work in the music business! :D

  • My fucking dream is to get Chris to say more than "yeah..."

  • My fucking dream is to be teaching a literature class in France.

  • my fucking dream is to be completely and utterly happy

  • my fucking dream is to be rich lol :)

  • My fucking dream is to get my degree in engineering from Cornell and work for an engineering firm in a country other than the U.S.

  • My fucking dream is to be a department store buyer, or anything having to do with fashion really oh and to find a man who will tolerate my crazy ways :)

  • my fucking dream is that i would either stop entering these contests or actually fucking win one of them.

  • speaking of damn ass australia, my fucking dream is to go to australia for grad school, then get a job in journalism so I can travel the world and learn more about different people's view points. 

  • My fucking dream is that one day the guy i fall for actually likes me back.

  • My fucking dream is to become a famous burlesque dancer!

  • My fucking dream is to have sex in a Target parking lot at exactly 8 o'clock, then whomever I'm fucking and I will go to Taco Bell & have a romantic dinner.

  • My fucking dream is to be a special ed teacher since my younger brother has a learning disability and his special ed teacher really helped him when he was younger and I want to make the same difference that they made in my brothers life to another kids life. I also want to me a mother to a daughter. That is my fucking dream.

  • My fucking dream is to be regularly fucking Adam Levine whereupon he will be classy and take me to a goddamn movie which is actually an private, early screening of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 with the cast where I will somehow meet John Green and he will mentor me in becoming a famous author so I can buy my own Urban Decay Naked Palette.

  • my fucking dream is to become a professional swimmer!

  • my fucking dream is to publish a book and travel and go wherever the fuck I want and buy my mom the house of her dreams.

  • My fucking dream is to become a successful tour manager for my friend Sydney's soon to be famous band and then I will open a coffee house that showcases local musicians and artists. (Oh and to prove every damn ass person that doesn't believe in me wrong.)

  • my fucking dream is to dance for the boston ballet.

  • My fucking dream is to prove to my mother that will succeed with art in my future and be accepted to to a fucking amazing university.

  • My fucking dream is to be a fucking hobo in central park and eat rich peoples garbage and sneak into concerts, clean myself up and go to a broadway audition, get a lead role on broadway, marry a black midget and see the whole fucking world! XD

  • My fuckin dream is to go on a MADD haul with you & make a video with you after :)

  • My fucking dream? It's to learn how to play guitar WELL and meet my idols - Cassadee Pope, Hayley Williams, Helena Bonham Carter, My Chemical Romance, and Johnny Depp.

  • my fucking dream is to travel to every major country in this world...........for free.

  • My fuckin dream is to be an social documentary photographer. Nd travel all over the world taking pictures of whatever I fuckin feel lik

  • my fucking dream is to move to London and then go to college there, hopefuly meet someone then fuck Johnny depp and then be veryyyyyy happy and have 1 dog and then change the whole world with my graphic arts powerssssssssss

  • my freaking dream is to be preforming on the broadway stage :)

  • my fucking dream is to move to london and be a sucessful journalist and independent.

  • My fucking dream is to become a teacher and to hopefully change the world even in the slightest bit for the better. I also want to have another side job that's creative and fun. I just want to be fucking happy. && my fun fucking dream - kiss, meet, fuck anything - Taylor Lautner... Because he is a hottie (;

  • My fucking dream is to open a thrift store with my boyfriend.

  • MY FUCKING DREAM IS TO OWN A BREEDING FARM FOR HALF DONKEY HALF BUNNIES.

  • my fucking dream is to be a fucking ice cream truck.

    oh wait seriously?? ;P I wanna own my own business :)

  • My fucking dream is to be on Broadway.

  • My fucking dream is to be able to finish college within the next 2 years and then move the fuck away!

  • My fucking dream is to get that mother fucking shirt!

  • My fucking dream is to grow an army of red head bitches. red hair for the fucking win.

  • My fucking dream is to get out of Pakistan, and go to a country where I can actually do the shit I want, and go to Harvard University, and become an all important author who writes books that mean stuff to people. I want people to highlight quotes in my books, and quote the things I write. I want to sit at cafes, drinking my latte and shit, and write hundreds of books, and shop at thrift stores and buy all the makeup and clothes I want without having any problems with money ever again.

  • My fucking dream is to write books or create any form of art that makes someone, somewhere, at least a little bit happier about who they are and the situation that they're going through. Also I want to start my own charity foundation, find a way to travel to Antarctica just because everyone tells me I can't, meet John Green, and live in London at some point in my life. My ultimate fucking dream is to never sell out by giving up what I love just to make money.

  • My fucking dream is to own the Streets Magnum factory and build a little bungalow and live next door to it. And every morning I'd wake up and order me some ice-cream and then when I'm in bed at night I'd get my Magnum Ego's delivered to me. And I would be happy. And warm. And full of ice-cream.

  • My fucking dream is to travel the world and see everything I've wanted to see, and to end up in America because that's where I've always wanted to live.

    Also, to fuck Ian Somerhalder. Just because.

  • My fucking dream is to become something inspirational. I'm not sure exactly what that is. I'd be super fucking happy if it deals with writing since I wish to be a published author one day, but if not, it's okay, I'll still keep writing. I just want to know I changed someones life for the better.

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  • my fucking dream is to work for pixar!

  • My fucking dream is to be able to spend my entire life playing the Sims and eating nutella on toast. Whoa, that is a depressing fucking dream.

  • My fucking dream is to work with children with disabilities, they have so much love in the world, and when you're with them you can be nothing but happy. Helping people has always been a passion of mine, and to be able to do it for a living would be amazing.

  • my fucking dream is to be a dancer, like ive been dancing since i was 4 and when my uncle passed away (not a sob story) i lost not only my uncle but someone i could relate to so the spark went, then i got nervous dancing in front of people and took to my bedroom alone :( and then i grew some balls and decided to do it in college despite no lessons ever and i passed with flying colours and now im more determined and i wanna dance for laurieann gibson and gaga. and to tell the ass hats FUCK YOU!!

  • My fucking dream is to get a job in fashion, where i love what i'm doing, and i have friends that are amazing.

  • My fucking dream is to get done with school, get a job, and live with very little stress! :)

  • I don't know what my fucking dream is. I don't want to fuck any celebrities or be famous. As cheesy as it sounds, I want to be a good mom because mine was never there for me.

  • My fucking dream is to travel excessively and to write a book.

  • My fucking dream is to fuck Brendon Urie and Bo Burnham

  • my fucking dream is to get a fucking dream.

  • My FUCKIN dream is to own a coffee shop. I wanna have fuckin open mic nights & fuckin art displayed like photography & such so local artists can sell their fuckin work. I also wanna have small fuckin concerts of local bands (& eventually famous ones). I wanna make fuckin cookies & pastries & shit. Oh & mikshakes, smoothies & COFFEE of course.

  • My fucking dream is to be happy for a long period of time without something fucking it up.

  • my fucking dream is to become an author that means something to people. I don't have to be famous or any shit like that, I just want to write something that changes people's perspective on something, no matter how small.

    sort of like john green has done for me.

  • my fucking dream is to get to sing on stage with paramore cause hayley is an amazing performer

  • MY FUCKING DREAM IS TO BE THE JUST GET NAKED GIRL ON ISANYONEUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • My fucking dream is to travel the world (or at least all of Europe), become a talk show host so I can interview, chat, and have a laugh with famous people all the time, and have a kid with an English accent but without raising it up in the UK.

    I would also like Nars products. Just make up.

  • My fucking dream is to live. <3

  • My fucking dream is to become a psychologist and get married and have kids then eventually buy a ranch and get horses and use it as a rehabilitation facility for kids and people that are depressed and such. I just wanna help people and change lives and shit (:

  • My fucking dream is to move people with my films and change the world or at least meet Marcus Mumford.

  • my fucking dream is to have an elephant. it would be big enough to ride but small enough to take everywhere. but was not baby elephant. more like a miniature one.

  • oh and i live in damn ass australia! haha

  • My fucking dream is to be a stand up comedian / and talk show host like Chelsea Handler who writes novels and tv scripts haha

  • My fucking dream is to grow 2 feet taller and get revenge on all the tall people who ever called my short...

  • my fucking dream is to make a documentary. i don't have the topic set in stone yet, but i'm seriously considering the education system and the parts of it that are unfair- idk basically following different kids through their schooling. so yeah.

  • My Fucking dream is to strut my stuff into my highschool, wearing a matching red pantsuit and slap all the bitches. line them up and just hit them, hit them all.

  • my fucking dream is to have my songs published and sung!!

  • My fucking dream is to have a successful apparel company.

  • My fucking dream is to make the world a more open, loving, accepting place.

    And to be a gnome when I grow up.

    SURPRISE MUTHAFUCKUH.

  • WHAT'S MY FUCKIN' DREAM? TO HELP THE LESS FORTUNATE WHEN IM OLDER.

  • my effin' dream is to play a superfantasticamazing solo in carnegie hall and then get whisked away by jake gyllenhaal to eventually live on some remote island in the middle of nowhere and bask in each other's glory. all day errday.

    ALSO: to not turn into a giant squid of anger around ignorant people.

  • my fucking dream is to have my voice heard. i want to make a difference. i want to be an inspiration.

  • my fucking dream is to be a writer. but not someone who just says they're a writer and never does anything with it. I want to make a change. I have all of these favorite books and ways they've impacted me, and I want to do that to someone else and have them feel that way about something I wrote.

  • my fucking dream is to meet nathan lane. wait. that already happened. shit.

    ok. take two.

    my fucking dream is to be on broadway. not necessarily a lead (though it'd be nice) but just to be there, doing what i fucking love, denying "plan b".

  • My fucking dream is to be able to live off of my writing and never have to depend on anyone but myself. x

  • My fucking dream is to do what I want without people telling me I can't.

  • My fuckin' dream is to find my prince charming and live happily ever after.

  • My fucking dream is to run away to New Jersey and live happily ever after.

  • My fucking dream would be to open a fucking bookstore where I can sell baked goods. Or you know just be reincarnated as a strawberry, preferably one that doesn't get eaten by some dumb human or animal.

  • My fucking dream is to stop worrying so fucking much and live my damn life.

    I want to be happy with my friends and family and be fucking chill.

    Also, marrying Johnny Depp would be a plus.

  • My fucking dream right now is to have a 6 pack. In the long run, my fucking dream is to go to Stanford and become a paediatrician and help kids. <3

  • my fucking dream is to be an editor for Nylon Magazine... and marry Jake Gyllenhaal.

  • My fucking dream is is make a difference with secondary education in teenagers' lives <33

  • My fucking dream is to travel in the Tardis with The Doctor and Amy Pond.

    ♥.

  • My fucking dream is to become a recording artist!

  • MY FUCKING DREAM IS,

    1) to become a professional chef and have my own restaurant

    2) to be content with my looks, personality and life in general

    3) to travel all over the world and do charity work

    4) to rid the world of bad things

    5) be happy

  • my fucking dream is to have my own talk show or my own show on tlc. if that doesn't work out my fucking dream is to help/work with people with mental/physical disabilities in some way shape of form!