All y'all scientists is lyin and shet. Fuck all your evidence and the mass production of magnets. That shit is pure mothafuckin mysterical. MMFWCLWLCMFG
With obscenities I must inquire of magnets as to how they function. I do not wish to speak with people formally known as 'natural philosophists' ; their word is untrustworthy and vexes me.
A magnet is any object that has a magnetic field. It attracts ferrous objects like pieces of iron, steel, nickel and cobalt. In the early days, the Greeks observed that the naturally occurring 'lodestone' attracted iron pieces. From that day onwards began the journey into the discovery of magnets.These days magnets are made artificially in various shapes and sizes depending on their use.
@qwertymaster12345678 Electrons spinning around the atomic nucleus creates an electrical current. This current has a magnetic field. When you have lost of atoms and lost of electron all lined up, the magnetic field becomes significant enough to exert enough force to move another object that produces an magnetic field.
1.The magnetic lines of force originate from the North Pole of a magnet and end at its South Pole.
The magnetic lines of force come closer to one another near the poles of a magnet but they are widely separated at other places.
The magnetic lines of force do not intersect (or cross) one another.
When a magnetic compass is placed at different points on a magnetic line of force, it aligns itself along the tangent to the line of force at that point.
Magnets are Nature's Feng Shui at the atomic level.
A magnet is a material whos atomic lattice is aligned in such a way as to act as a diode for atomic wind. Science calls the wind on that scale an "Electric Current."
A Magnet is made by locking in the positions of atoms to lean in 1 direction so that atomic wind is accelerated through the lattice like a wind tunnel.
I tried to come up with theories, but they all end the same: They have to be seriously retarded or have the attention span of a 4 year old to like these guys.
You see, magnets are metal and metal comes from the ground. So when they dig the magnets out of the ground, they have little pieces of gravity stuck to them. And that is how magnets work.
@FoShizzleNgga HMMM, I seriously doubt that. How can they be a chick magnet if they don't even know how magnets work!? Try and top that you incorrect motherfucker!!!
Magnets are a hell of bipolar Motherfuckers.....They attract eachother because one of the sides Hates and the other side loves....And they stick together because otherwise theyd feel lonely as fuck. They work cause of true love and acceptance. Yknow.....And love is a Motherfucking miracle.....
you know what pisses me off? "Fucking magnets how do they work, NO, DON'T EXPLAIN IT!" fuckers should get off their asses, start at 1+1=2 and then come to the answer by themselves, but they're too lazy for it and they don't want anyone to explain it to them. Fuckers.
There are only a few elements in the periodic table that are attracted to magnets. None of the elements, by themselves, make good permanent magnets, but can become temporary magnets (when close to another magnet). When alloys of various metals are made, some of these alloys make very good magnets. Why? We don't really know, but we can observe some consistent rules.
@QUEENBADASS Now that's just a lie, we know exactly how magnets work and what alloys are best for magnets. They're not friggin miracles, it's called Weiss Domains and they are in every material, just google it and don't just assume something. I'm guessing you're assuming since this has been known for a good 60 years.
ICP, the stupidest thing I have ever seen. Fat loser wearing black and white clown make up, and talking about chopping heads off with their hatchets. Whoop Whoop, fricken derp holes
Funny how science produced the cheap looking CG background of this video and developed clown-makeup that doesn't poison the ridiculous looking people wearing it.
All y'all scientists is lyin and shet. Fuck all your evidence and the mass production of magnets. That shit is pure mothafuckin mysterical. MMFWCLWLCMFG
Dalesy617 4 days ago
magic *snort snort*
:bean:
Robloxwii 6 days ago
KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS
ValkiryeMax 1 week ago
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With obscenities I must inquire of magnets as to how they function. I do not wish to speak with people formally known as 'natural philosophists' ; their word is untrustworthy and vexes me.
tenchimuyo69 1 week ago
A magnet is any object that has a magnetic field. It attracts ferrous objects like pieces of iron, steel, nickel and cobalt. In the early days, the Greeks observed that the naturally occurring 'lodestone' attracted iron pieces. From that day onwards began the journey into the discovery of magnets.These days magnets are made artificially in various shapes and sizes depending on their use.
DekuForte 2 weeks ago
but in all seriousness, how do they work?
qwertymaster12345678 2 weeks ago
@qwertymaster12345678 Electrons spinning around the atomic nucleus creates an electrical current. This current has a magnetic field. When you have lost of atoms and lost of electron all lined up, the magnetic field becomes significant enough to exert enough force to move another object that produces an magnetic field.
Who0mere 1 week ago
@Who0mere But electrons don't spin around atomic nuclei, they're quantum waves trapped in the nuclei's electric field. So now what?
johnny111666 1 week ago
press 2 for a summary of this video
cowboydanisoutofgas 2 weeks ago
"And I don't want to talk to a scientist, yall mothafuckers lyin', and getting me pissed!"
Translation: I'm too stupid to understand what you're saying, so I'm just going to call you all liars and ignore what you say.
bsimp07 2 weeks ago 18
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cowboydanisoutofgas 2 weeks ago
Water, fire, air and DERP.
kimimarosasuke 3 weeks ago 72
when trolls enter the music business..
dondopa 3 weeks ago 2
1.The magnetic lines of force originate from the North Pole of a magnet and end at its South Pole.
The magnetic lines of force come closer to one another near the poles of a magnet but they are widely separated at other places.
The magnetic lines of force do not intersect (or cross) one another.
When a magnetic compass is placed at different points on a magnetic line of force, it aligns itself along the tangent to the line of force at that point.
MrWilldog56 4 weeks ago 6
@MrWilldog56 And I don't want to talk to a scientist, yall mothafuckers lyin' and gettin' me pissed.
MrMachoMilk 3 weeks ago
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I used to know how magnets worked. Then I took an arrow in the knee.
MrJohnnyOldschool 4 weeks ago
Iron Tagger? anyone?
konataakira 1 month ago
Fuckin Juggalos, how do they work?
Sduibek 1 month ago 14
@Sduibek
They don't
dukebd699 2 weeks ago
@ventures58 dirt*
tigurius555 1 month ago
press 2 for derp!
Gummikallinn 1 month ago
Juggalos are white trash faggets, fuck ICP. Neither of them can rap their dicks out of a paper bag.
ValkiryeMax 1 month ago
How does that jack-off have top 2 comments?
MrArterialSpray 1 month ago
@MrArterialSpray Because the comments are awesome. xD
ENez0 1 month ago
Nvm lol wasn't listening enough
ParaplegicNinja 1 month ago
Isn't earth and dirt the same??
ParaplegicNinja 1 month ago
@ParaplegicNinja He never mentioned earth.
ImChungalungas 1 month ago
@ImChungalungas I think he meant Earth with dirt lmfao
DroForTheLow 1 month ago
@ventures58 DIRT!!!!!! DUMB SHIT!!!!
redteam234 1 month ago
@redteam234 i think your the dumb one here...
Croyles 1 month ago
@redteam234 You are so stupid.
DroForTheLow 1 month ago
:fuckinmagnets:
TheRancor44 1 month ago
I figured out what a magnet IS and WHY!
Magnets are Nature's Feng Shui at the atomic level.
A magnet is a material whos atomic lattice is aligned in such a way as to act as a diode for atomic wind. Science calls the wind on that scale an "Electric Current."
A Magnet is made by locking in the positions of atoms to lean in 1 direction so that atomic wind is accelerated through the lattice like a wind tunnel.
Please Look:
scribd.com/doc/77264199/Atomic-Feng-Shui-Aetheric-Diodes-and-Magnetization
TheRealVerbz2 1 month ago
@TheRealVerbz2 True but how do they work? derp
wavesmag 1 month ago
@wavesmag Turning Magnetism On and Off:
watch?v=CN-RKJiJGII
TheRealVerbz2 1 month ago
@TheRealVerbz2 Correct, via science.
wavesmag 1 month ago
Scientists are lying LOL!
almondcoconuts 1 month ago
@almondcoconuts
They only lie to protect us from the horrible truth of magnetism.
EikC 1 month ago
@EikC Magnets are obviously from hell
almondcoconuts 1 month ago
@ventures58
I tried to come up with theories, but they all end the same: They have to be seriously retarded or have the attention span of a 4 year old to like these guys.
regulatorzone 1 month ago
I wonder if he ever found out how "fucking magnets" work?
link000000 1 month ago
Wait, is this supposed to be music
xBeatCity 1 month ago
Inner workings of my magnets are an enigma
dragonome 1 month ago
@ventures58 they're fans are Mormons. XD
Twilightisbestpony 2 months ago
@Twilightisbestpony You misspelled Moron.
ladybabalon156 1 month ago in playlist Humor and Ridicule
@ventures58 Miracles.
PiratesoftheNorth78 2 months ago
:yuno: scientists y u no tell truth!
NachoLemon 2 months ago
@NachoLemon :fuckthatshit:
MatannardiA 1 month ago
Water,fire,air and dirt. am i watching captain america?
NachoLemon 2 months ago
@NachoLemon Surely you mean Captain Planet... You been drinkin the Faygo?
RadAlarm 1 month ago
@RadAlarm i do mean captain planet. and no faygo tastes like ass.
NachoLemon 1 month ago
102 juggalos dont know how magnets work.
MrJumentous 2 months ago
:fapfapfap:
mrgoat1311 2 months ago
You see, magnets are metal and metal comes from the ground. So when they dig the magnets out of the ground, they have little pieces of gravity stuck to them. And that is how magnets work.
ZeAntiNooob 2 months ago
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I used to be a fucking magnet. Then i took an arrow to the knee.
DrapoelWons 2 months ago
@ventures58 Earth, not Derp
picklesxrxkewl 2 months ago
@picklesxrxkewl
Dirt I think
BrigitteAbbendis 2 months ago
SCIENTIST, Y U NO TELL TRUTH?!
staecrh 2 months ago
Hurp de durr hurr derp, I think its trying to communicate!
gaffer060788 2 months ago 3
I'd like to see him make a music video without the aid of science
BrigitteAbbendis 2 months ago
@BrigitteAbbendis lol how would it work ? :P
eat666shit 2 months ago
:derp:
bakujonhy1025 2 months ago
this is fucking dumb
ROWGAMEROOM 2 months ago
water, fire air and derp?
Letrekstudios 2 months ago
:fuckinmagnets:
AmazingLyrics247 2 months ago
:fuckinmagnets:
megaman12386 2 months ago
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megaman12386 2 months ago
These guys are the greatest trolls of our time.
DagothUrWelcomesYou 2 months ago
hhahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahhahahhahaaaaaaaaaa
zerok98 2 months ago
I like how there's a chemical structure just chilling in the background at 2 seconds, fuckin' contradictions, how do they work?
P370R 2 months ago
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How Magnets Work:
South pole repels south pole
North pole repels north pole
South pole attracts north pole
These actions and others are caused from the magnetic field lines around a magnet
GranTorino992 2 months ago
Water, Fire, Air and DERP!
Rapol95 2 months ago
In other words, they're Christian.
polarized42 2 months ago
I own a horse.
Incontroll1 2 months ago
wth
John56621 2 months ago
I want to see the real video of this now the Craig ones made
moltenlava100 3 months ago
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MAGNETS GONNA MAGN
RoasterBlack 3 months ago
Fuckin magniss, holiday werp?
UninsaneRocker 3 months ago
Fuckin magnets Mason, how do they work? Do you know Mason?
Kidcouger2 3 months ago
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xHAZARD78x 3 months ago
You see, magnets work because they have tiny pieces of gravity inside them.
ghasekens 3 months ago
@ghasekens hahahahaha
middletonization 1 month ago
they get more pussy than all their haters anyway.
FoShizzleNgga 3 months ago
@FoShizzleNgga HMMM, I seriously doubt that. How can they be a chick magnet if they don't even know how magnets work!? Try and top that you incorrect motherfucker!!!
clayonicle 3 months ago
Maybe if he finished school he would know how These "Fuckin' magnet's" work.
TheJakehunter 3 months ago 4
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Fucking niggers, why won't they work.
TripleTribal 3 months ago 5
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inuyasha4503 3 months ago
@TripleTribal lmfao you sir made me laugh so damn hard and i thank you for that XD
inuyasha4503 3 months ago
@TripleTribal lawwl
DarkVisor 3 months ago
@TripleTribal ._.
uncleruckus714 2 months ago
:fuckinmagnets:
XXBlazer183XX 3 months ago 2
Pterodactyle blood. Mystery solved.
gbeach85 3 months ago
Magnets are a hell of bipolar Motherfuckers.....They attract eachother because one of the sides Hates and the other side loves....And they stick together because otherwise theyd feel lonely as fuck. They work cause of true love and acceptance. Yknow.....And love is a Motherfucking miracle.....
XxXLordCupCakeXxX 3 months ago
you know what pisses me off? "Fucking magnets how do they work, NO, DON'T EXPLAIN IT!" fuckers should get off their asses, start at 1+1=2 and then come to the answer by themselves, but they're too lazy for it and they don't want anyone to explain it to them. Fuckers.
Behemothxp 3 months ago
There are only a few elements in the periodic table that are attracted to magnets. None of the elements, by themselves, make good permanent magnets, but can become temporary magnets (when close to another magnet). When alloys of various metals are made, some of these alloys make very good magnets. Why? We don't really know, but we can observe some consistent rules.
QUEENBADASS 3 months ago
@QUEENBADASS Now that's just a lie, we know exactly how magnets work and what alloys are best for magnets. They're not friggin miracles, it's called Weiss Domains and they are in every material, just google it and don't just assume something. I'm guessing you're assuming since this has been known for a good 60 years.
Behemothxp 3 months ago
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fucking jugallos how do they work?
canderson2750 3 months ago
The world is full of Magical Mysteries, would the world stop trying to trick us please?
CrockettVice21 3 months ago
@CrockettVice21 Like Friendship?
Shoopdaphail 3 months ago
lol jugallo is last resort
SirBurstify 3 months ago
Nice gap, Shaggy.
Fuckin' braces, how do they work?
skyler1586 3 months ago 8
@ItsKnucklez Yeah! Dem scientistz be lyin bout how magnets work!
nake89 3 months ago
Can an individual well versed in the various intricacies of electromagnetism please give a detailed explanation of said concept?
krhprodctionz 3 months ago 5
@TheWolfman510 The,only thing worse than icp is the,moronic fandom that follows a band like its a religion(juggalos)
Evangelist0121 4 months ago 3
The stupid, IT BURNS!
KamiKaZantA 4 months ago 25
Rooster Teeth podcast.
Yamikaiba123 4 months ago
ALIEN TECHNOLOGY!
P3treos 4 months ago
@P3treos
Ancient Alien Technology!
NovaZengear 4 months ago
I'm stunned....
johnnyhorror92182 4 months ago
water earth fire and derp
emozombe 4 months ago 4
Magic. *SNORT SNORT*
jedihunter176 4 months ago
ICP, the stupidest thing I have ever seen. Fat loser wearing black and white clown make up, and talking about chopping heads off with their hatchets. Whoop Whoop, fricken derp holes
TheWolfman510 4 months ago 3
ive never been more disappointed in humanity
snrub99 4 months ago 2
Fuckin ass hats, how do they derp?
SecinMuz 4 months ago 9
waer fyr aeran derp fukn magns how wdtey werk
omenroc1 4 months ago
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omenroc1 4 months ago
Why do these guys have a huge following? am i missing something?
Jparker941 4 months ago 76
@Jparker941 Because music is magic.
TheKingdomofErnor 4 months ago 50
@TheKingdomofErnor No, Music is miracles
hendrexrules 4 months ago
@TheKingdomofErnor You can't even hold it
Razzics 4 months ago
@TheKingdomofErnor
You can't even hold music.
scythecow 4 months ago
@TheKingdomofErnor As is friendship.
TranquilFury1993 4 months ago
@TheKingdomofErnor So is friendship.
thejoj96 3 months ago
@TheKingdomofErnor music is a miracle
monkeyflip159 3 months ago in playlist monkeyflip159's favorites
@TheKingdomofErnor This isn't music...
MadCowsProductions1 3 months ago
@TheKingdomofErnor NO, FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC.
Redblackk42 2 months ago 5
@Redblackk42 STFU bronie
ninjagamer1997 2 months ago
@ninjagamer1997 I love you too.
Redblackk42 2 months ago
@ninjagamer1997 Do you even care
Martymcfly98 2 months ago
@Redblackk42 F**K YEAH
Martymcfly98 2 months ago
@Jparker941 because of Derps.
toxikblood 4 months ago
@Jparker941 no its the people who are following them that are missing something.... a working brain.
saiyansanger 3 months ago
@Jparker941 apparently you are because I'm a fan too :P
They have a lot of good songs, if you don't mind the weird
prauz 3 months ago
@Jparker941 its a meme, so yes
Remuthra 3 months ago
@Jparker941 my best friend has been a juggalo for years and this is basically what he said when i asked this question:
"I'll be honest, they fucking suck. But their music is funny as fuck and they're so chill, and that's what makes them so awesome."
iDangerousx33 3 months ago
@iDangerousx33 Thats actually a really good answer. I never thought about that.
Jparker941 3 months ago
@Jparker941 I've got nothing wrong with the two of them personally, but it just so happens that 99% of their fans are bat-shit trailer-trash.
FMRagna 2 months ago 32
Fuckin' Juggalos, where do they work?
Oh yeah, Burger King
jhiller21 4 months ago 7
Niggers: now in white.
SPQRImperator 5 months ago 2
MUKIN FAGNETS HOW DO THEY WORK?
qotsaandsoadfan1 5 months ago
Water, fire, air and DERP.
Fucking magnets HOLIDAY WERP.
Task5003 5 months ago 7
Oh no! Not you again.
edbapemo 5 months ago
Are you kidding me? I learned that in 6th grade
younglink2791 5 months ago
lol ICP don't believe in science!
They really are a terrible band too.
spiderjerusalem100 5 months ago
Funny how science produced the cheap looking CG background of this video and developed clown-makeup that doesn't poison the ridiculous looking people wearing it.
playingmusiconmars 5 months ago 3
Those Scientists, They're lying and he's pissed.
BinaryAddiction 5 months ago 6
I do not wish to speak to the men of science for they distort the truth and incite my wrath.
bigpyro1618 5 months ago 3
1 = Derp derp derp derp derp
NoFkU 5 months ago
@NoFkU Genius
lawltaxcuts 5 months ago
Water, fire, air and derp
Trudde1337 5 months ago
The product of Michigan's thriving educational programs. Sorry Michigan, but it's true.
McYellowfish 5 months ago 2
@McYellowfish Texas is ranked lower, yet I know how magnets work...
damaLwa 4 months ago
I cant believe theres actually people who DONT understand how magnets work.
Where they fantasizing about their sisters during that particular science class?
TheVixensMusic 5 months ago
This guy is the ultimate troll.
califreshest 5 months ago
fuck scientists
rjherche 5 months ago
ICP SUCKS!
CamericaUSA 5 months ago
lol "dirt"
efsq 5 months ago
Blighted electromagnetic operatives, how doth they acquire yon functions?
Legthyfeline 5 months ago 3
What is this omg :D
Tuom4sd 5 months ago
When he gets close to the camera and says, "an gettin me pissed" I swear I can suddenly smell garbage breath.
ThwartedVillainy 6 months ago
:fuckingmagentshowdotheywork:
Andstuffnstuff 6 months ago
Fuckin comments, how do they work
CoReyTHeDeVogeL93 6 months ago
press 9 for PISS
joyniti 6 months ago
Cursed you magnets, i question your functability
joyniti 6 months ago
water, fire, air, and DERP
ComradeGraty 6 months ago 82
@ComradeGraty BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED I AM CAPTAIN PLANET
kaniverjayz 5 months ago 4
1 2 7 6 8
LordSammyfoxy 6 months ago
Giorgio Tsoukalos: Aliens.
rotomRASENGAN 6 months ago
Press 4 right when he say and i dont wanna press 9 than 1
SpychoSpy 6 months ago
@SpychoSpy 4, 9 than 2 is also fun.
bigpyro1618 5 months ago
snotr.com/video/5280/How_magnets_work
SpychoSpy 6 months ago
Keep pressing 7 for: Motherfuckers
austinmealer 6 months ago
@the9ingredients Miracles by Insane Clown Posse.
NappyJosh777 6 months ago
click 9 for piss
WNxCatcher 6 months ago