I would definatly vote for him, lots of people may say "I don't want evveryone with a chainsaw gun!" but for me, this guy is the perfect president! Vote him in!
1:20 Notice how he starts with socialism at the beginning, and later comes the "Ingsoc" banners, which reference the book 1984 and the socialist government of Oceania.
I know most of you probably aren't going to read this, but next week I turn 21, and I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different.
On December 14th, I'm moving to Antarctica (home of the greatest walruses). I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training.
I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus
I don't give a shit about anything else but then you mentioned the half-life³ thing and I'm like THAT SETLES IT I'M VOTING FOR YOU. LOL I know its fake
Use the Hammer of Dawn on illegal aliens after kicking them out of the country (or planet) and supports chainsaw bayonets for guns. Personally I wish he brought up the Hammer of Dawn solution for Iran, but still his guy has my vote!!!
@diabirde So is it feeble just because you say? And you sound like your some prophet who says that trolls are gonna take over the world or something. I sincerely hope you have friends.
He's got my vote And I live in Canada
XFALLENSAVIORX 14 hours ago
so suck it noobs.
TheGrayAegis 16 hours ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Shorts Volume 3
boom... headshot america. instant presidency
doomcrazyful 1 day ago
Is he running for president? Cuz i would totally vot 4 him :-) Why isnt he our president?
ninjapotatoe123 1 day ago
You sold me at "Half Life 3"
brokrishnan 2 days ago in playlist Season 4
the end is jacks voice speed up
pboy5456 3 days ago in playlist Season 4
You've got my vote
LikeABoss2200 3 days ago
Jack needs to do voice over
dude93891 4 days ago
Had no idea that Matt even owned a suit.
GhostLink92 4 days ago
In every home in america, WHAT ABOUT US IN EUROPE?
animerox38 5 days ago in playlist Favorite videos
@animerox38 ha ha noob
vidmam155 4 days ago
@animerox38 If you eliminate the European Union, the metric system, and France, we'll consider annexing you.
DanVelinski 4 days ago
@animerox38 Uh, well. Europeans are assholes so... Don't fucking care.
MaximumEnthusiasm 3 days ago in playlist Season 4
I love you guys more than mega64.
uhhidkQ52 5 days ago
Mitt Romney
pompilio1513 6 days ago
What happened to no-hacker guarantee?! D:
airhead154405 1 week ago
Watch my videos for cool stuff and comedy
LazyGamesUK 1 week ago
boom....head shot America.
Takorycoden 1 week ago in playlist Season 4
dude socalism is awsum
L3GITxR3C0NZ 1 week ago
He is so going to beat Obama this year.
FTWManification 1 week ago
where do i vote
albinomonkey27 1 week ago
End our wars with a Hammer of Dawn Counter Attack!
Church8826 1 week ago
I wonder if i'm one of the only people that got the Ingsoc thing in the background. 1984 is an AWESOME book
Hust1337 1 week ago
@Hust1337 I saw it, but couldn't remember where it came from. Thanks for reminding me it was 1984.
DanVelinski 1 week ago
shotgun chainsaw lol? the lancer isn't a shotgun :)
AbysmalDemon 1 week ago in playlist Season 4
i thought it was an add ay first....
nanofrog23 1 week ago
Nice oops
themefninja 1 week ago
He sounds noce
themefninja 1 week ago
president of this country lets make him president of the world
awsomedude352 1 week ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Shorts Volume 4
any politician who uses the phrase, "boom. headshot, america" is GUARANTEED to get elected
loudmusicman4 1 week ago in playlist Season 4
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING????!!!!!?!?!?!?!
Nman222223 1 week ago in playlist Season 4
sadly he looks like the best candidate so far... where has this country gone?
hoodiegiant 1 week ago in playlist Season 4 5
"You can say anything you want to anybody.....so suck it noobs..." XD
mafiamanj15 1 week ago in playlist Season 4
I vote for YOU
zone7207 1 week ago in playlist Season 4
You have my vote dammit!!!
GregTheAzn32598 1 week ago in playlist Season 4
boom. headshot, america
icecrmpntjb 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
Where can I get the Frag game for XBOX 360?
8hane8tephens 2 weeks ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Shorts Volume 4
I voted!
Legolad229 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 4
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boom! headshot america
darker241 2 weeks ago
he's got my vote
sonic2471 2 weeks ago
I dont think he can live up to his promise, I mean HALF LIFE 3? thats impossible!
disk3001 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 4
lol ingsoc
komoonshine 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 4
brilliant!
BattleFieldThreee 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 4
go Matt! Hullum 4 president
Zander000000 2 weeks ago
WHAT ABOUT THE 1% WHO HOARD 99% OF THE XP!
tbonesullivan1 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 4
HL3? FUCK YES
EpicLord9 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 4
i would vote for him
kimberhof 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 4
Suck it newbs lol
TheGritle 2 weeks ago
"... a copy of Half Life 3 in every home..."
WHY ISN't THIS MAN OUR WORLD LEADER!!!???!!!
DoritozzAS 2 weeks ago 87
@DoritozzAS because you use caps...and because you touch yourself at night.
Hellfire918 1 week ago in playlist Season 4
You have my vote
Act0nMe 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 4
I wold so vote for you!
helmetkill 2 weeks ago in playlist Season 4 59
Still better than all the other presidential candidates.
AmbitionsOfMan 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 4
I already get more than enough chainsword action from our Undying Lord, the Immortal God-Emperor of Mankind.
SinDawg030 3 weeks ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Shorts
He still isn't as awesome as Vermin Supreme...
Halotaku 3 weeks ago
YOU GOT MY VOTE MR PRESADENT
Bloodfont89 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 4
I wonder if he knows how much he looks like Wil Wheaton
ProfessorDickify 3 weeks ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Shorts Volume 4
that was beautiful
mariioow9 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 4
He's got my vote!
Derranged11 3 weeks ago
I would vote for him
SuperZero9000 3 weeks ago
he has my vote
MrExelm 3 weeks ago
I am voting for this guy cause he's gunna get me a copy of Half Life 3!
RecycledClock 3 weeks ago
Sniff...such a beautiful speech...
Dcaipto40 3 weeks ago 2
so suck it noobs
elevander 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 4
1:00
you can say anything you want to anybody so suck it noobs
IKinkyMonkey1 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 4
he has got my vote
coolhalo5 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 4
yes i can finally rev up my lancer chainsaw without worrying about taxers saying that is not a firearm
ColtProductions1 1 month ago
1:30 Anyone else think that the logo looks like a butt crack?
50Calabyte 1 month ago
naah. i perfer Cave Jonson for Preaident. he took down every nation that has a socialist leader like bowser, with combustable lemons
hyperkid321 1 month ago in playlist Season 4
Stop Occupy Rainbow Road? HELL YEAH!
Banjokazooiemaster 1 month ago in playlist Season 4
Matt looks like SeamusPKC :P
frassify18 1 month ago in playlist Season 4
@frassify18 Indeed he does.
BMXfan9797 4 weeks ago in playlist Season 4
At the end it says the AD is paid for by play station but he's sporting xbox360 gear?.... He's gonna get assasinated.😔
2000Reflex 1 month ago
I want my baseball bat and grenade launcher!
MissStephie1013 1 month ago in playlist Season 4
what song is this?
thisnameistotallybad 1 month ago
I would definatly vote for him, lots of people may say "I don't want evveryone with a chainsaw gun!" but for me, this guy is the perfect president! Vote him in!
Shadowbangg 1 month ago
holy shit can we seireusly vote for him plz
assassin5490 1 month ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Shorts Volume 3
Half life 3 and rainbow road!
TheShakeyhands 1 month ago
Ware du I vote?!?!?!
Eva4Sonic 1 month ago
half life 3!!!! WHYYYYYY!!!!!
Hand it over Valve, NOW!
handyguy007 1 month ago
we need this guy in office
megasuperepickadog 1 month ago
That "green crystal thing" is called a plumbob.
symbiote111 1 month ago
'Merica
JPUP1697 1 month ago
my vote gose to god save the xbox!!!!!!!!!!
TheBlackpepper99 1 month ago in playlist Season 4
you have my vote for the CHAIN SAW SHOT GUN!!!!!!!
MegaMasmaster 1 month ago
he won my vote with half life 2
CristianobrazucaBr 1 month ago
you sir have my vote
syswhocares 1 month ago in playlist Season 4
i want him for americas president...
KillerRetardz 1 month ago
Herman Cain: Pokemon.
DiamorsX 1 month ago
Shit hes got my vote :D
Philyg33 1 month ago
So who is gonna write his name in on the ballot?
Matches626 1 month ago
Boom...Headshot America XD
KnifePwnage12 1 month ago in playlist Season 4
Jack is the best TV voice. Not at Rooster Teeth. Not in all of Austin. Just the best.
hamster8925 1 month ago in playlist Season 4
1:20 Notice how he starts with socialism at the beginning, and later comes the "Ingsoc" banners, which reference the book 1984 and the socialist government of Oceania.
Gakeon143 1 month ago
*facepalm* the lancer is not a shotgun w/ a chainsaw and chuck from dead rising 2 is holding a fireworks/rocket launcher not a grenade launcher
mrcat100 1 month ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Shorts Volume 3
I think I found my write in vote.
mastermerrr 1 month ago
I will vote for him because i want Half life 2 episode 3
MPandaSauce 1 month ago in playlist Season 4
I dont have an iphone so i win
sirnique1 1 month ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Shorts Volume 4
Congress u just got sarg'd
alecsapolinrock 1 month ago
there should be an achievement for people who believe this is real
drillpill 1 month ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Shorts Volume 4
I'd vote for him
secretwriter3232 1 month ago
how 'bout the rest of the world? like... Hong Kong?
themusicaddictor 1 month ago in playlist Season 4
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I know most of you probably aren't going to read this, but next week I turn 21, and I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different.
On December 14th, I'm moving to Antarctica (home of the greatest walruses). I've already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training.
I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus
Keiichi90 1 month ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Shorts Volume 4
as the last president would say, not bad
TriggerManX97 1 month ago in playlist Season 4
boom, headshot america
DominodeRomino500 1 month ago
can i vote 4 u 999999999999999999999999999999 times +1more time
masterrecon22 1 month ago
I don't give a shit about anything else but then you mentioned the half-life³ thing and I'm like THAT SETLES IT I'M VOTING FOR YOU. LOL I know its fake
blueravenvg 1 month ago
Half life 3 Fuck yeah I'm definitely voting for him
mrcrazycookies117 1 month ago
Why does it sound like this should be from college humor?
bybyboy2 1 month ago
Cramney has my vote.
BeerInCar 1 month ago in playlist Season 4
commander Shepard 2012
sparkle7979 1 month ago
hes got my vote
elmoninja97 1 month ago in playlist Season 4
1:02 suck it noob XD
dvd693 1 month ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Shorts Volume 4 43
Has anybody noticed that the ad that normally says something like, Toby Call Me, now as another one for Rooster Teeth, Monty <3 Kyros.
tzilla98 1 month ago in playlist Season 4
im never bying an iphone
bowman528 1 month ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Shorts Volume 4
got my vote
JackGallo71 1 month ago
1:05 watch his hand lol
ChasterProductions 1 month ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Shorts Volume 4
hl3 in america u motherfucker
waritself 1 month ago in playlist Season 4
Hail Joel hitler!
JollyManProductions 1 month ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Shorts Volume 4
dis is friggin hilarious
nerad1994 1 month ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Shorts Volume 4
I'm only geting this for half life 3 :D
miguel66021857 1 month ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Shorts Volume 4 98
so suk it noobs
XxsanjixX1000 1 month ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Shorts Volume 4
lancer isnt a shotgun
Funnypotatosac 1 month ago in playlist Rooster Teeth Shorts Volume 4
@tomodon1 I will fuck your good knee up
Stevewinnick 1 month ago
hum...got my vote
dawg949 1 month ago
this is one of their funniest videos
dptychuckles 2 months ago
he took an arrow to the knee and i took a missle to the face
linker27 2 months ago
How many people are going to write him in for the election??
theexcaliburjim 2 months ago
Use the Hammer of Dawn on illegal aliens after kicking them out of the country (or planet) and supports chainsaw bayonets for guns. Personally I wish he brought up the Hammer of Dawn solution for Iran, but still his guy has my vote!!!
ciprianobabula 2 months ago
He has my vote!!!!
parkermonk1 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
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yes this is how all presidents seem before they get elected then they take an arrow to the knee
tomodon1 2 months ago 36
hes got my vote
mastercheif921 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
He says he'll give us half life 3. . .If only Valve software. . .If only
EdgeOf1996 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
I vote Geoff
420brandyn 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
@420brandyn I vote Grif!
lordtarnerran 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
hey im a soclist
L3GITxR3C0NZ 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
191 people could not vote
DutchTomNL 2 months ago
I'll vote for him
Time30013 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
I would vote for this guy for hl3 alone.
SpecFlops 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
If elected that guy will outlaw Armor Lock...bastard
LordDrakeMalice 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
so when election comes around....i say we all write in this guys name....
svenlivingston777 2 months ago
sadly they never do what they promised when they were in campaign... xD
oswaicor 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
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Ron Paul bitches !!
skullcrushernz 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
Boom. Headshot America.
banj0smah0mie 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
Baseball bat more like penetrator! no homo!
MrMidnightFreeze 2 months ago
191 people are illegal aliens....fetch me the hammer of dawn!
spartan4821 2 months ago
Heyman and Hullum 2012
Eyeshield11721 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
Next time I go to the voting booth I REALLY am going to put in a vote for this guy, beats the other lying noobs running for president by miles.
Pitraptor 2 months ago
Boom.
Headshot America.
gergerflarg 2 months ago
console players ... faggots
Kapov 2 months ago
@Kapov
Loner spending 16 grand on some eyefinity setup that breaks 95% of games.
Idiot.
banj0smah0mie 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
i will totally vote for this guy
nitekrawler 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
Why not Frank West?
SpeedtheSpiderhog43 2 months ago
that one picture from '1984' makes me a little suspicious...
elpato1009 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
You got my vote mate ^_^
VitalNovikov 2 months ago in playlist Season 3
A baseball bat?
Why not a crowbar! :D
haloismylife123 3 months ago
The quest to find why i have to find Riakon's comment begins...
kingofawsomeness20 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
i don't care, i live in ireland this won't affect me
jo64on 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
Matt for president!
slayerozombies 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
i have now watched every short made so far
patrickstanton3456 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
1984 reference haha
TEETO135 3 months ago
Haha
TEETO135 3 months ago
Looks like Duke Nukem is going to have a competitor for President.
KoyomiHiroyuki 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
HL3, one free baseball bat and grenade launcher, free speech?
You have my vote
mattstorm360 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
JOEL FOR PRESIDENT!!!!
ScottJackson117 3 months ago
@ScottJackson117 thats not joel
phillipp121 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
@phillipp121 Herp-derp. Really? I didnt know that :P
I know its not Joel
ScottJackson117 3 months ago
Achivement unlocked ( 2g): All hail the chief
In frag make sure Dick Chainy gets elected and also sleep with his wife so socailism can be establish
FusionCryptid 3 months ago in playlist Season 3
Can't vote only 11
MrTriik7er 3 months ago
@diabirde So is it feeble just because you say? And you sound like your some prophet who says that trolls are gonna take over the world or something. I sincerely hope you have friends.
DaceTheBase 3 months ago
Meh, I'm going to vote for Joel. Only he can stand up to the pigs.
CaptainJohnKeel 3 months ago
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hehehe vote for him so he can level up
paddyboyism 3 months ago in playlist Liked videos
Boom headshot america! lols!!
acecold3 3 months ago
@diabirde You sound more like one of those dark gay emos, but if you say your a troll, too, than go ahead.
DaceTheBase 3 months ago
@DaceTheBase Sir, your feble attempts to make me sound pathetic, have failed.
And just because I say I am a troll, doesn't mean I am going to troll every moment of every day.
Trolls aren't always hungry, but there is always a hungry troll out there.
diabirde 3 months ago in playlist Liked videos