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  • He's got my vote And I live in Canada

  • so suck it noobs.

  • boom... headshot america. instant presidency

  • Is he running for president? Cuz i would totally vot 4 him :-)  Why isnt he our president?

  • You sold me at "Half Life 3"

  • the end is jacks voice speed up

  • You've got my vote

  • Jack needs to do voice over

  • Had no idea that Matt even owned a suit.

  • In every home in america, WHAT ABOUT US IN EUROPE?

  • @animerox38 ha ha noob

  • @animerox38 If you eliminate the European Union, the metric system, and France, we'll consider annexing you.

  • @animerox38 Uh, well. Europeans are assholes so... Don't fucking care.

  • I love you guys more than mega64.

  • Mitt Romney

  • What happened to no-hacker guarantee?! D:

  • Watch my videos for cool stuff and comedy

  • boom....head shot America.

  • dude socalism is awsum

  • He is so going to beat Obama this year.

  • where do i vote

  • End our wars with a Hammer of Dawn Counter Attack!

  • I wonder if i'm one of the only people that got the Ingsoc thing in the background. 1984 is an AWESOME book

  • @Hust1337 I saw it, but couldn't remember where it came from. Thanks for reminding me it was 1984.

  • shotgun chainsaw lol? the lancer isn't a shotgun :)

  • i thought it was an add ay first....

  • Nice oops

  • He sounds noce

  • president of this country lets make him president of the world

  • any politician who uses the phrase, "boom. headshot, america" is GUARANTEED to get elected

  • WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING????!!!!!?!?!?!?!

  • sadly he looks like the best candidate so far... where has this country gone?

  • "You can say anything you want to anybody.....so suck it noobs..." XD

  • I vote for YOU

  • You have my vote dammit!!!

  • boom. headshot, america

  • Where can I get the Frag game for XBOX 360?

  • I voted!

  • he's got my vote

  • I dont think he can live up to his promise, I mean HALF LIFE 3? thats impossible!

  • lol ingsoc

  • brilliant!

  • go Matt! Hullum 4 president

    

  • WHAT ABOUT THE 1% WHO HOARD 99% OF THE XP!

  • HL3? FUCK YES

  • i would vote for him

  • Suck it newbs lol

  • "... a copy of Half Life 3 in every home..."

    WHY ISN't THIS MAN OUR WORLD LEADER!!!???!!!

  • @DoritozzAS because you use caps...and because you touch yourself at night.

  • You have my vote

  • I wold so vote for you!

  • Still better than all the other presidential candidates.

  • I already get more than enough chainsword action from our Undying Lord, the Immortal God-Emperor of Mankind.

  • He still isn't as awesome as Vermin Supreme...

  • YOU GOT MY VOTE MR PRESADENT

  • I wonder if he knows how much he looks like Wil Wheaton

  • that was beautiful

  • He's got my vote!

  • I would vote for him

  • he has my vote

  • I am voting for this guy cause he's gunna get me a copy of Half Life 3!

  • Sniff...such a beautiful speech...

  • so suck it noobs

  • 1:00

    you can say anything you want to anybody so suck it noobs

  • he has got my vote

  • yes i can finally rev up my lancer chainsaw without worrying about taxers saying that is not a firearm

  • 1:30 Anyone else think that the logo looks like a butt crack?

  • naah. i perfer Cave Jonson for Preaident. he took down every nation that has a socialist leader like bowser, with combustable lemons

  • Stop Occupy Rainbow Road? HELL YEAH!

  • Matt looks like SeamusPKC :P

  • @frassify18 Indeed he does.

  • At the end it says the AD is paid for by play station but he's sporting xbox360 gear?.... He's gonna get assasinated.😔

  • I want my baseball bat and grenade launcher!

  • what song is this?

  • I would definatly vote for him, lots of people may say "I don't want evveryone with a chainsaw gun!" but for me, this guy is the perfect president! Vote him in!

  • holy shit can we seireusly vote for him plz

  • Half life 3 and rainbow road! 

  • Ware du I vote?!?!?!

  • half life 3!!!! WHYYYYYY!!!!!

    Hand it over Valve, NOW!

  • we need this guy in office

  • That "green crystal thing" is called a plumbob.

  • 'Merica

  • my vote gose to god save the xbox!!!!!!!!!!

  • you have my vote for the CHAIN SAW SHOT GUN!!!!!!!

  • he won my vote with half life 2

  • you sir have my vote

  • i want him for americas president...

  • Herman Cain: Pokemon.

  • Shit hes got my vote :D

  • So who is gonna write his name in on the ballot?

  • Boom...Headshot America XD

  • Jack is the best TV voice. Not at Rooster Teeth. Not in all of Austin. Just the best.

  • 1:20 Notice how he starts with socialism at the beginning, and later comes the "Ingsoc" banners, which reference the book 1984 and the socialist government of Oceania.

  • *facepalm* the lancer is not a shotgun w/ a chainsaw and chuck from dead rising 2 is holding a fireworks/rocket launcher not a grenade launcher

  • I think I found my write in vote.

  • I will vote for him because i want Half life 2 episode 3

  • I dont have an iphone so i win

  • Congress u just got sarg'd

  • there should be an achievement for people who believe this is real

  • I'd vote for him

  • how 'bout the rest of the world? like... Hong Kong?

  • as the last president would say, not bad

  • boom, headshot america

  • can i vote 4 u 999999999999999999999999999999­ times +1more time

  • I don't give a shit about anything else but then you mentioned the half-life³ thing and I'm like THAT SETLES IT I'M VOTING FOR YOU. LOL I know its fake

  • Half life 3 Fuck yeah I'm definitely voting for him

  • Why does it sound like this should be from college humor?

  • Cramney has my vote.

  • commander Shepard 2012

  • hes got my vote

  • 1:02 suck it noob XD

  • Has anybody noticed that the ad that normally says something like, Toby Call Me, now as another one for Rooster Teeth, Monty <3 Kyros.

  • im never bying an iphone

  • got my vote

  • 1:05 watch his hand lol

  • hl3 in america u motherfucker

  • Hail Joel hitler!

  • dis is friggin hilarious

  • I'm only geting this for half life 3 :D

  • so suk it noobs

  • lancer isnt a shotgun

  • @tomodon1 I will fuck your good knee up

  • hum...got my vote

  • this is one of their funniest videos

  • he took an arrow to the knee and i took a missle to the face

  • How many people are going to write him in for the election??

  • Use the Hammer of Dawn on illegal aliens after kicking them out of the country (or planet) and supports chainsaw bayonets for guns. Personally I wish he brought up the Hammer of Dawn solution for Iran, but still his guy has my vote!!!

  • He has my vote!!!!

  • hes got my vote

  • He says he'll give us half life 3. . .If only Valve software. . .If only

  • I vote Geoff

  • @420brandyn I vote Grif!

  • hey im a soclist

  • 191 people could not vote

  • I'll vote for him

  • I would vote for this guy for hl3 alone.

  • If elected that guy will outlaw Armor Lock...bastard

  • so when election comes around....i say we all write in this guys name....

  • sadly they never do what they promised when they were in campaign... xD

  • Boom. Headshot America.

  • Baseball bat more like penetrator! no homo!

  • 191 people are illegal aliens....fetch me the hammer of dawn!

  • Heyman and Hullum 2012

  • Next time I go to the voting booth I REALLY am going to put in a vote for this guy, beats the other lying noobs running for president by miles.

  • Boom.

    Headshot America.

  • console players ... faggots

  • @Kapov

    Loner spending 16 grand on some eyefinity setup that breaks 95% of games.

    Idiot.

  • i will totally vote for this guy

  • Why not Frank West?

  • that one picture from '1984' makes me a little suspicious...

  • You got my vote mate ^_^

    

  • A baseball bat?

    Why not a crowbar! :D

  • The quest to find why i have to find Riakon's comment begins...

  • i don't care, i live in ireland this won't affect me

  • Matt for president!

  • i have now watched every short made so far

  • 1984 reference haha

  • Haha

  • Looks like Duke Nukem is going to have a competitor for President.

  • HL3, one free baseball bat and grenade launcher, free speech?

    You have my vote

  • JOEL FOR PRESIDENT!!!!

  • @ScottJackson117 thats not joel

  • @phillipp121 Herp-derp. Really? I didnt know that :P

    I know its not Joel 

  • Achivement unlocked ( 2g): All hail the chief

    In frag make sure Dick Chainy gets elected and also sleep with his wife so socailism can be establish

  • Can't vote only 11

  • @diabirde So is it feeble just because you say? And you sound like your some prophet who says that trolls are gonna take over the world or something. I sincerely hope you have friends.

  • Meh, I'm going to vote for Joel. Only he can stand up to the pigs.

  • Boom headshot america! lols!!

  • @diabirde You sound more like one of those dark gay emos, but if you say your a troll, too, than go ahead.

  • @DaceTheBase Sir, your feble attempts to make me sound pathetic, have failed.

    And just because I say I am a troll, doesn't mean I am going to troll every moment of every day.

    Trolls aren't always hungry, but there is always a hungry troll out there.